Those divine reversal copywritings that make life clear throughout life
1. When you were poor, you thought you would be happy if you were rich. But when you really got rich, you realized that there is more to it than just having money. It is happiness, it is simply the bliss of drunkenness and dreams.
2. The so-called dilemma is that you have forehead wrinkles when you raise your head, and you have a double chin when you lower your head.
3. Yesterday, a thief came to my house to steal money. He and I searched for it all night but couldn't find where the money was.
4. Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I did a good job of retreating.
5. At the end of the day, no one has wished me a happy birthday, maybe because today is not my birthday.
6. Although I don’t know how to cook, I am quite good at ordering takeout.
7. Yesterday, I did my homework for two minutes, and then my phone got angry. I coaxed it for two hours. What can I do? I am helpless.
8. Who would have thought that I, with my ordinary appearance, would be the descendant of the dragon.
9. I finally know why my feet are always cold. Because my legs are long and have insufficient blood supply, they are commonly known as: cold.
10. So many people are trying to hit the wall. If I repair it, I should be able to make a lot of money, and maybe even get rich overnight.
11. I still remember that day, one person’s homework was wrong, and the whole class’s homework was wrong.
12. How can I describe my cooking skills? I know how to cook well in the kitchen. You may not believe it, but it is the hand that touches the pot first.
13. When God closes a door for you, he also doesn’t forget to pinch your head.
14. Just forget about scolding you. Only when I hit you will you know that I am both civil and military.
15. I want to scold someone today, so I won’t scold you.
16. I know I have many shortcomings. If you don’t like me, I hope you can reflect on yourself.
17. You are Pikachu’s younger brother. Are you feeling itchy?
18. Please describe your girlfriend in two words. Where is she?
19. Please describe your girlfriend in two words. Where is she?
20. We agreed to grow old together. If you are bald, I will dye my hair.
21. We agreed to grow old together. If you are bald, I will dye my hair.
22. Let me tell you a story about a smile hiding a knife: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
23. If you continue to ignore me, I will really become a dog.
24. If you continue to ignore me, I will really become a dog.
25. Suddenly, I had a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, I had the self-control to suppress it.
26. Why don’t I have a stunningly beautiful daughter, but my mother does? I’m really jealous of her.
27. If you describe your mother in four words, she is so good at giving birth.
28. I finally understand why everyone likes to chase buses, because I am on the bus.
29. No matter how disappointing the world is, some things must be held on to. My principles and bottom line as a human being can be summed up in four words - don't go hungry.
30. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.