Zhu Bajie's love letter

Dear moth: Hello!

Hum, hum, I wander in the long pigsty. Eager to meet a girl dressed as white as lilac. She has the temperament of lilac, and she has sighing eyes. This is the old me. Since I met you, I began to change my mind. No longer wandering in the pigsty, just waiting by the road you walked. If I can be seen by you, I will feel my glory.

What can you expect? That damn horse plague. He turned into you and tore my straight leg. A big fire burned down my fairy mirror cave house and treated me like a demon. Threaten me to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. You know, why don't we know some people in Chinese characters? It doesn't matter. He wants us to pick something to lead the horse. Look, we are behind the horse. I don't know how many winters and summers have passed, and finally I have arrived in the Western Heaven. Fortunately, I was merciful and was appointed as the messenger of the altar. Finally, I can stop worrying about reincarnation and hell.

It's just that I've always held a grudge: that damn Po Hou burned my fairy house. Makes me homeless. We are all immortals, but we have no home. What chagrin and regret! You know, Guo Hua has been developed into a tourist attraction. The local government invested tens of millions to worship those monkeys as monkey parents. If we stay in Fuling Mountain, there must be a group of piglets, don't you think ~!

Look at us, although we are subject to the incense of others, we must protect them! Are immortals also called immortals? Jiro Shinji lives in Guanjiangkou, listening to music but not to announcements. Hericium erinaceus lives in Guo Hua. I just lost my old pig, homeless and naked. Poor thing! I wonder if your Guanghan Palace can accommodate you?

Our old pig is ugly, but his heart is kind! I am ugly, but I am gentle! What a good man! Of course, you can't just do face work. You can't just make the surface smoothness of donkey dung eggs. We have the strength and brains to bear hardships, and are not selfish, which is much better than the post-80s generation. Choosing us is of course the first choice. How can you just pay attention to men's appearance like those idle girls? You say so!

How can you bear to listen to me sing "The Big Man is Difficult"? How could you have the heart to let me sing a love song? When the moon is full of yin, people have joys and sorrows. How can you make me despair while waiting? I have been waiting for a long time! How can you let me wander alone?

Io, you won't, you won't. This is not your character.

Tonight, the moon is full, and the old pig only envies Yuanyang but not immortals. Eo, the old pig saw it again, and saw your graceful posture. I read your poem. It's not my fault that I'm ugly I don't think you have a result.

Gently, I'm leaving.

When I came softly

I waved my hand gently.

Say goodbye to the western clouds.

Io, don't laugh at me when you see it. You know, it took me 120 thousand courage to write this love letter: leave this love letter with a good reputation and live in heaven like a human being.

Io, you are tired! Then write here first: I hope people sleep for a long time.

That's funny! Zhu Bajie's Internet Funny Love Letters

Speaking of Marshal Zhu Bajie, who was once mighty in heaven, I think everyone knows! Recently, news came out: Taibai Venus made a website in heaven, which seems to be called Love Letter Internet Cafe! As a famous marshal of the canopy, he often walks in, and over time, he also knows something about the network and the Internet.

One day, Bajie was chatting with chat software when she suddenly found a beautiful woman named Chang 'e Fairy. After investigation, it is found that this person is the beautiful woman Chang 'e in Leng Yue Palace. At this time, Bajie, like a duck to water, quickly launched an offensive against Chang 'e and sent Yi Meier to Chang 'e, but it didn't last long. His behavior was soon discovered by Spotted Bamboo and White Venus, and he told the Jade Emperor. In a rage, the jade emperor expelled Bajie from heaven and fell into the mortal world. ......

Bajie, who fell into the mortal world, still does not think about repentance. He fell in love with Magnolia in Gaolaozhuang and formed an indissoluble bond with it. After being enlightened by the Bodhisattva, he was forced to respond to the call of the development of the central and western regions together with the Tang Priest and make contributions to the development of the western region. Because Bajie made repeated mistakes, Tang Priest sent him to Huoyanshan Labor Camp to do farm work and coolies ... But Bajie still did not forget his former lover Yulan, and together with Yi Meier sent a touching love letter to Yulan:

Magnolia in my mood for love:

Are you okay in Gaolaozhuang? I'm writing to you with EMALL now. I'm still a novice. I can't write well, but I hope my Yulan will give me more advice!

Now I'm in the prison of Flame Mountain. Alas! Think back to a month ago, I was a provincial-level Gao Qian with heavy power, and you were the pillar of Gaolaozhuang nightclub. At that time, we were inseparable and sang every night; But now, I'm in prison. I can't help sighing at the thought of this!

This is my first letter since I went to prison. Look back! This is really a sad Pacific Day. At that time, we held hands and looked at each other with tears in our eyes. I say to you: I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved gently, not taking away a cloud. At this moment, I was suddenly interrupted by a violent voice of the escort (headed by Tang Priest, and the other two were the Monkey King and Friar Sand). In the choice of life and death, I finally left deeply grieved.

I went to the west on business this time and suffered a lot along the way. Tang Priest euphemistically responded to the call of the development of the central and western regions and offered to escort me to the Huoyanshan reform-through-labour farm. Who doesn't know that he is making political capital for himself! I know such people too well! As long as it doesn't involve my own vital interests, I will also say in a high-profile way that workers should think of the country and whoever is laid off will be laid off! This guy, Tang Priest, talked a lot about his mother-in-law and mother-in-law. It seems that there is a fly all day. Sorry, not one. Just a swarm of flies buzzing around you. Help! Not to mention the insults that the smelly monkey gave me on the road. What's even more hateful is that Friar Sand robbed my wife Chang 'e, but pretended to be honest and always treated me like a friend, even calling me the second brother. Hum! I have long seen through their despicable means ―― just like Chen Shui-bian and Lv Xiulian, can you hide it from my pig's eyes? !

However, as the saying goes, in the end, there will be roads, and so will pigs. I'm doing well in prison now. Why? Just because the warden is a cow. As we all know, smelly monkey is having an affair with Princess Tiefan, the wife of Niu, so he and smelly monkey are rivals in love. Based on the principle that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, of course I am friends with Niu Lao. Niu Lao said that next month, I will not only arrange a single room with toilet, air conditioner, color TV and multimedia computer, but also hold a birthday party for my birthday in prison. These are beyond the imagination of that smelly monkey. In fact, this is only a superficial reason. Niu Lao knew about my relationship with Tathagata, so he hinted to me that he also wanted an anti-corruption director. And the old cow really said that although I was sentenced to fifteen years this time, I was guaranteed to go out in three to five years.

Yulan, my Gao Laozhuang baby, my old pig really can't bear to part with you, although now everyone is talking about trying to get married, being single and not living alone, being romantic and not obscene, liking the new and hating the old, being single and being a good woman and getting married and being a good man. However, the young lady is too expensive, the lover is too tired, and the wife is tasteless. Finding a country girl is the most affordable. One day, husband and wife are married for a hundred days, but we have been husband and wife for two years. When I think of the days we walked together, I like the tide. I know you feel bad, but what can you do? As the ancients said, if two relationships last for a long time, is it a matter of time? Yulan, you must wait for me. I will definitely make a comeback. Even if I can't be an official, I can still do business with my background. Please be confident in this, because there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

Lan Mei, we will meet in April on earth!

Zhu Yina Rulan.

Two-part allegorical saying about pigs wearing glasses

Pig Bajie wears glasses-fake sven

Other two-part allegorical sayings about Zhu Bajie:

Pig Bajie molested Chang 'e-don't call yourself.

Pig Bajie carries the Monkey King-talented people behind talented people.

Pig Bajie wears glasses-pretending to be a college student

Zhu Bajie's speech-big mouth and big talk

The pig yawned-what a big breath

Pig Bajie is a bowl of dregs-full of porcelain (words)

Pig Bajie meets Niu Wangmo-no one is better than anyone.

Pig eight quit to eat ginseng fruit-I don't even know the taste.

The pig's mouth is full of words.

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Pig Bajie was defeated-a slap in the face

Pig Bajie reads a songbook-a man who pretends to be literate

The flowers worn by Pig Bajie-the uglier they are.

Pig Bajie dreamed of marrying a wife-thinking about good things.

Pig eight quit to eat pork-kill each other

Pig eight quit riding a donkey-a pair of animals.

Pig eight quit to marry-one happy and one sad.

Pig eight quit powder-can't hide ugliness.

Pig eight quit to grind his teeth-hate monkeys

Pig Bajie read the songbook-fake Sven.

The Backbone of Pig Bajie-the Backbone of Realizing (Incompetence) (Generation)

Pig and Pig eat watermelon-take it all away.

Pig eight quit to marry a sister-just look at me.

Pig Bajie lost his rake-why should he protect his master?

Pig eight quit to play chess-you must lose.

Pigs and pigs walk-from side to side

Pig Bajie swung his rake-quit.

Pig Eight Rings Chews Pig's Feet-Unconsciously (Feet)

Pig eight quit to see miss gao-changed his head.

Pig's mouth watered when he saw white.

Pig eight quit to pull Xi stone worship heaven and earth-not worthy at all.

It is difficult for pigs to marry relatives.

Pig Bajie has entered the daughter country-he doesn't want to leave.

Pig Bajie sells fried liver-which lung is this?

Pig mouth-self-appreciation

Pig eight quit to eat pears-what do immortals eat?

Pig eight quit to eat pig's trotters-self-mutilation

Pig eight quit to eat coptis chinensis-bitter mouth

Pig eight quit to eat ginseng fruit-I don't know the taste at all

Pig eight quit to play tricks-rake.

Pig Bajie climbed over the flaming mountain-throwing a rake.

Pig Eight Rings Worship Buddha —— Dust off the instability in the heart.

Pig eight quit to carry his daughter-in-law-willing to work hard (or thankless)

Zhu Bajie Xiao's daughter-in-law-willingly

Pig Bajie wants to marry a wife-wishful thinking

Pig's eyes are angry-ugly and evil.

Pig, look in the mirror-asking for embarrassment

The Backbone of Pig Bajie-the Ineffective Generation (the Back of Enlightenment)

Pig eight quit to climb the wall-rake.

Pig eight quit to say:

Pig Bajie is a character in The Journey to the West, Wu Cheng'en. Pig Bajie said two-part allegorical sayings with glasses. The dharma name Wuneng is the second disciple of the Tang Priest, who was originally the Marshal of the Jade Emperor Tianpeng. Because flirting with the fairy of the Nishang Feather clan (Chang 'e clan, the "Chang 'e" in The Journey to the West is the fairy of Yuefu. Not Heng E, the legendary wife of Hou Yi. ) was expelled from heaven, but he voted for a pig fetus by mistake. Tang Priest and the Monkey King went west to learn Buddhist scriptures, passed through Gaolaozhuang and fought the Monkey King in Zhanyun Cave. Hearing the name of Tang Priest, they went to visit. From then on, he became a disciple of the Tang Priest to protect Tang Priest from going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and was finally named the messenger of the net altar. Bajie is simple and honest, with great strength, but lazy, loves to take advantage of petty advantages and covets women.

Two-part allegorical saying about Zhu Bajie

Speaking of Pig Bajie, he is a well-known comedy character. He is a classic image of the Journey to the West that contributed to the corridor of people. Because of its classical temperament, his name spread to two-part allegorical sayings. Let's learn together:

First, two-part allegorical sayings about Zhu Bajie

Pig eight quit powder-can't hide ugliness.

Pig eight quit to brag-big mouth to brag

Pig Bajie carries the Monkey King-talented people behind talented people.

Pig Bajie saw the swill bucket-eating and drinking.

Pigs and pigs fight grasshoppers-clumsy.

Pig eight quit to play chess-you must lose.

Pig eight quit to be slaughtered-fatty.

Pig eight quit to eat ginseng fruit-I don't know the taste at all

Pigs play with girls-at least not.

Embroidery of Pig Eight Rings-Hard-fitting Skillful Hands

A pig can play with a rake-he can use one hand.

Pig eight quit to eat-ugly

Pig eight quit riding a cloud-.

Pig eight quit eating melon seeds-mixed with thin mouth skin.

Pig eight quit to throw a rake-don't wait

Pig's Rake-Rake Back

Pigs eat shit-corruption

Pig eight quit riding a donkey-a pair of animals.

Zhu Bajie sings-pretending to be an artist

Pigs wear flowers-smelly people

Pig eight quit carrying his daughter-in-law-it's no use trying.

The Backbone of Pig Bajie-Impotence Generation (Back Only)

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Pigs and pig plows-all by mouth arch

Pig Bajie has entered the daughter country-he doesn't want to leave.

The pig pulled out his ear-there was goods in it

Pig Bajie lost the battle-it was a slap in the face.

Pig eight quit to eat bowl dregs-his mouth is full of words (explanation: it's like wolfing down food and having no time to taste it. It is also a metaphor for reading more and doing more, but actually there is nothing to gain. Source: Qing Wu Jingzi's "The Scholars" The sixth time: "You are a slave,' Pig Bajie doesn't know the taste of ginseng fruit'"

Pig is carrying a plate-what a nuisance.

Pig Bajie molested Chang 'e-don't call yourself.

Pig Bajie plays with a golden hoop-pretending to be a monkey

The pig snapped. -I met my daughter-in-law

Pig eight quit to put on a banquet-pretending to be rich

Zhu Bajie's speech-big mouth and big talk

Pigs and pigs walk-from side to side

Pig Eight Rings Drink Sharpening Water-Psychological Show

Pig eight quit to grind his teeth-hate monkeys

Piggy, breathe. -What a big breath

Pig Bajie wears glasses-pretending to be a college student

Second, about Zhu Bajie

(1) Character introduction

At first, the Tian Di's marshal Tian Peng was in charge of Tianhe. Tian Pengyuan Shuai, the predecessor of The Journey to the West Bajie, is the Tianhe Festival, the water god of Tianhe. It is different from Tian Peng Yuan Shuai in Taoism. Because he was drunk and flirted with the goddess Chang 'e, he was banished to the world by the Jade Emperor, reincarnated in the world, but mistakenly cast a pig fetus, and his face was similar to that of a pig. She once occupied Zhanyun Cave in Fuling Mountain as a demon. It killed the sow, the pigs, and gave the daughter-in-law to the second sister's hair (the popular version is mostly "egg", or it is suspected that a misprint has been misinformed, and the second sister's hair is a rabbit or a rabbit demon). Unexpectedly, the second sister Mao died a year later, leaving him only a abode of fairies and immortals. At this time, I live in Yunzhan Cave and call myself "a pig." The Tang Priest, seeking Buddhist scriptures in the West, passed by Gao Laozhuang and had a fight with the Monkey King in Zhanyun Cave. When he heard the name of Tang Priest, he went to visit him. After being accepted as a second apprentice by Tang Priest, Tang Priest nicknamed him "Bajie" to prevent him from eating five meats and three evils. Bajie became the Monkey King's good helper from then on, and together they protected Tang Priest from going to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. In the novel, Tang priest and his disciples are often in trouble because of their laziness, gluttony and lust. After retrieving the scriptures, Zhu Bajie was named the altar messenger because of his "stubborn heart and persistent color". His highest day can change 36 times, and he can walk on clouds. The weapon used is a nine-toothed rake. In The Journey to the West, Pig Bajie is also known as Mu Mu or Mulong (Pig Bajie belongs to true yin and five elements belong to wood), which often appears in books or poems.

(B) Image significance

The image of Zhu Bajie has the significance of the times. In The Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie was not used to or even disliked the austere life of long-term travel. He can do nothing to protect monks from learning Buddhist scriptures. In case of disaster on the way to the west, he is always the first to retreat, selling luggage and clamoring to go back to Gao Laozhuang to be a son-in-law and farm for a living. This feeling of returning to the land, caring for home and longing for a settled life is also a typical farmer's consciousness and psychology attached to the land for a long time. It can be said that Pig Bajie is a typical embodiment of working people from rural areas. He has a stubborn and conservative psychology of guarding the formation of the land, which is in opposition to God, Taoism and Buddhism, and shows the life aspirations of ordinary working people. Pig Bajie is greedy for money, lustful and selfish, which also shows the precipitation of lust and good goods in Ming Dynasty, reflecting the consciousness characteristics of small producers and ordinary citizens at that time, and has the ideological characteristics of that era.

Because, with the development of commodity economy in the middle of Ming Dynasty, the new citizen class in China grew further after Song and Yuan Dynasties and began to play an important role in society. However, because the declining feudal economy in China is still very strong, the whole society is still dominated by natural economy.

Therefore, there are still two factors, progressive and conservative, in the emerging civil class of the Ming Dynasty. The image of Pig Bajie is universal among the citizens in Ming Dynasty, and it is an artistic image full of human desire. It is also the image of the lower class people who represent the peasant class and have the characteristics of citizens in China's traditional social life.

Pig Bajie acts spontaneously and publicizes his personality. His natural nature stems from that he is a representative everyman. An ordinary, stable and dutiful person, an ordinary person who is unwilling to back down from time to time; As an object easily ridiculed and teased by people from top to bottom, and an image from the people with the advantages and disadvantages of all sentient beings, it has the contemporary significance of catering to popular culture. For example, some folk allegorical sayings: "Pig eight quit carrying his wife-hard to please"; "Pig plays with a rake-he can play with one hand"; Pig's ears are plucked-there are goods inside. There are also several film and television works about Pig Bajie, such as Pig Bajie in Spring and Pig Bajie in Happiness. The reason why Pig Bajie is so popular in contemporary popular cultural circles is mainly related to his affinity and the spiritual needs of people today. Therefore, in contemporary society, the image of Zhu Bajie has universal significance.

(3) the meaning in the work

In the works, this character image has unique ideological and aesthetic significance.