Ask for a funny poem suitable for three or four people to recite.

Like poverty.

At that time, I was still a township cadre.

Standing on the bridge outside town with Mr. Y.

My heart hurts.

Because it's in the bag

I will go back to the city to see my wife and children tomorrow, and there is no fare for a few dollars.

I'm not exaggerating

My wife has been laid off for years.

Half of my salary is used to buy a house.

The other half is their living expenses.

In villages and towns, my meals are on credit in the canteen.

It's been on credit for half a year, so I can't pay.

Every time I go to dinner, it's completely

Sneaking around like a thief

I said to Mr y

I really appreciate poverty.

I really don't like wealth.

Wealth can only make a writer.

Debauchery

My mind is full of lard.

Can't write anything good.

What a blessing poverty is!

Force your fingers to write

Want to grow up to be as big as the American heavyweight champion?

I can't wait 30 seconds to knock my opponent down.

Earn $654.38+0.6 million a second.

Mr. Y said

How poor are you?

I don't think you are poor.

I said I was really poor.

Let's just say I'm wearing this suit now.

Only worth 30 yuan.

Mr y looked at it for a long time and said with a smile

If it's not just 30 yuan,

You invited me to eat hot pot.

I said, okay.

If it's just 30 yuan.

You invited me.

So I'm with him.

Calculate the value of my clothes.

My white sweatshirt with a collar, 8 yuan.

Shorts 8 yuan

Take 8 yuan.

Scissors Mouth Cloth Shoes 5 yuan

A pair of socks 1 yuan

Mr. Y said

Have you finished the calculation?

I quit.

He said it was your treat.

Because you still have a pair of underwear.

2. How much is a 3 yuan bill worth?

I laughed and became the winner.

You are the only guest.

I do have a pair of underwear.

It may be quite advanced.

It may be worth more than 100 yuan.

But that was when I was downstairs in the garbage dump at the beginning of the year.

Search and retrieval

After washing, wear it on your body like a master.