1. Homophonic poem: Willow Branch by Wen Tingyun Lighting a lamp at the bottom of the well, the wise man is always playing chess. (Candle - Promise, Go - Default) The exquisite dice and the red beans make me miss you deeply. Bamboo Branches Liu Yuxi The willows and green trees are at the level of the Qingjiang River, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine. (Qing - Qing) 2. Homophonic couplets. 1. The lotus (Lian) son feels bitter in his heart and the pear (li) son has soreness in his belly 2. Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that the river is surrounded (Jiang Wei) and it is difficult to travel (Lü Bu) A bird in a cage, thinking Cao Chao (Cao Cao) hated Guan Yu (Guan Yu) but could not make Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei) 3. Two boats were racing, the oar (Lu Su) was not as fast as the sail (Pan Kui). A hundred pipes competed, and the flute (Di Qing) was not as clear as Xiao He (Xiao He) 6. Lotus roots are obtained because of the lotus, (why are we getting even) There are apricots but no plum blossoms, (fortunately we don’t need a matchmaker) 7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), Wei Guangwu (Wu), and started from Hanzhong where the breeze was full The earth cannot tolerate me. When will the bright moon shine on people again? First couplet: "Qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty. Second line: "Mingyue" commemorates the Ming Dynasty. The spiders under the eaves are full of silk, and the earthworms in front of the courtyard are full of mud. The first couplet: "Silk" is a joke of "private". Second line: "Ni" is a homologue of "suspicious", pronounced in dialect. Last night I was playing chess to find the path of the pieces. This morning I looked in the mirror and saw Yan Hui. Zilu is a disciple of Confucius, which can also be interpreted as "the number of paths of the chess pieces." Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also refers to "the true appearance of the face." Before it was unearthed, there were knots, and at the top of the clouds, I still had an open mind. I borrowed bamboo to chant things and express my ambitions. The millet is blooming and the seams are yellow, the lotus root is broken and the silk is flying, and the couplet is in harmony with the phoenix. The second couplet is about egrets. The modest bamboo has lowered leaves; the proud plum has no upward flowers, rain and ashes are piled into pockmarks; the wind blows the lotus leaves like a turtle; First couplet: Cheng Xie (Chen). Second line: Xiangxie (direction). Whose village is there in the garden in front of me? Which Han Dynasty book is there a few lines of text on the wall? The moon is bright and the sky is clear. It is said that there will be no rain tonight. The wind is cold and the dew is cold and it will turn into frost later. The second line: "Chengshuang" is a play on "in pairs". Gaze alone at the plum blossoms sweeping away the waxy snow; take a close look at the mountains and dancing streams; First couplet: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Ti. Second line: Dialect pronunciation of numbers one to seven. The monk's arms were dripping with sweat while carrying water; the nun planted rice seedlings and set up a formation with both hands. "Pressing" is a homophony of "Jiancha", and "Arrangement" is a homophony of "administration". "Jinshi" is a homology to "Jinshi", and "sweating" is a homology to "Hanlin". Lights are lit in the pagoda, layers of holes are bright, and the corners (Ge) are bright. Lotus roots are planted in the pond, and Taibai grows roots (Geng). The first couplet: Zhuge Liang's courtesy name is Kong Ming. Second line: Li Taibai's courtesy name is Chang Geng. Poultry with fine feathers died under bricks of rough-haired beasts. Mr. Shi was collecting chestnuts and carrying them in a box. The chestnuts were split and pounced on, and the old man selling water chestnuts in the field was about to carry them. The chestnuts were dumped in an empty cage. The beauty of this couplet lies in the fact that the last four characters are related to both meaning and onomatopoeia. . The mud is fat and the grain is still thin. The sundial is short and the night difference is long. The "dial" sound ghost. The meaning of the first couplet is: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still weak. The meaning of the second line is: the time the sun spends in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (the so-called sundial is short, which is a natural phenomenon that occurs after the summer solstice), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If this couplet is read with homophonic pronunciation, it will become: Ni Fei, the monk is thin, the ghost is short, the yaksha is picking grain in the field, and the beauty is holding embroidery in front of the hall. The first couplet is written by Zhu Zhishan, and the second couplet is written by Shen Shitian. "Heshang" is homophonic to "monk", and "Xiu Tai" is homophonic to "xiucai". Jia Dao's drunkenness was not false, and Liu Ling drank all he drank without leaving any trace. In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling drank all day long and both became drunk, so they made this couplet. Drinking all the wine, people are really drunk. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This is a great hotel sign.
3. Homophones for Confucius' moving house - Jishu (book) Green onions mixed with tofu - One clear (green) and two white pickles fried tofu - Youyan (salt) Lighting a lantern for the nephew - as usual (uncle) Applying it on the mouth Lime - Bai Shuo (Brush) Hardcover Maotai - Long Time (Liquor) Zhu Bajie Taking Photos - Looking for Embarrassment (Looking) Holding a Little Bun in the Arm - Shu (combing) Xin Xiaosu's Dad - Laoshu (Su) Four taels of cotton - talk about (playing) not going to Liangshan Bo Military Advisor - no (Wu) use 12356 - nothing (4) 1234567 - Wang (forgot) eight, (least favorite) People only read seven!) One foot two plus eight feet - rely on (two feet) an ink fountain pops up two lines - the wrong way of thinking (silk) spread a pound of flour - fall behind (brand thick) fall into the charcoal In the pile - one hundred pounds of mold (coal) is used to steam a birthday peach - a jacket made of a layer of cloth from waste (waste) snacks - anyway, it is all in (li), (who has the most right to wear this jacket? ) One leg of trousers - forming a group (skirt) A light bulb lighting a lamp - Wuduxin (core) Being a widow for a lifetime - a veteran (guard), (Who are the "lifelong widows" on the Internet?) Twenty-five Two - Half Crazy (Seal) Two Three Four Five - Lack of Clothes (One) Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine - Lack of Clothes (One) Less Food Two Liang Cotton Four Bows - Talk in Detail (Play) The Second Girl Combs Her Hair - - No need (蓖). Twelve hours account for three characters - Shen (Shen) and Zixu (Xu). The eighteen-year-old Gong'e - is enjoying happiness (missing her husband). Ten coins have lost one penny - Jiuwen (nine texts) Moonlight on the fifteenth day of the year - lots of (bright). Mulberry leaves in October - who will pay attention to (pick) you? (The best way to deal with gunpowder smoke bait) Eighty-year-old old lady yawns - endless as far as the eye can see (teeth ) Walnuts in August - crowded with people (benevolence) Eight hundred copper coins in a string - out of tune (hanging) Asking about the Double Ninth Festival on the eighth day of September - soon (nine) Cutting the Lantern Festival with a knife - unwilling (yuan) Three Wearing single clothes for nine days - the textile lady who has been intimidated by the wind for thirty years - the old oily mouth, (how do you comment on the old centipede who sticks to the net?) Three dollars to buy a cow's belly - no noise ( Grass), (there are many people with bad stomachs in this cow dung shop) Three Bodhisattva Halls - Miao Miao Miao (Miao Miao Miao) Three feet long ladder - cannot reach the eaves, (for many topics I feel this way) Three cents plus ten cents - fashionable (four cents) Willows in March - exceptionally green (close) Born in the middle of the night - killing people (Hai Shi) Big carts pulling pancakes - greedy (stall) A lot of wheat fell into the mess - busy (mang) and clueless filling holes in the earth temple - not good (repairing the temple). The earth master sits on the scale - Zhicheng (self-proclaimed). The earth master sits in the prison cell - labor (prison) God, the Earth Master washes his face - loses (wet) face, the Earth Master falls into the well - can't afford to work hard (fishing), the Earth Master's internal organs - solid (stone) heart, solid (stone) intestines, the Earth Master wears plain clothes - runs away in vain ( Robe) Earth Xing'er - a bitter child (core), a native silkworm gets into a peanut shell - pretending to be a good person (benevolence). Not holding an umbrella on a rainy day - stingy (getting wet). The sun comes out on a rainy day - fake love (clear). Not wearing a hat on a rainy day - getting rained on your head - wearing a gown that is two feet wide - swinging (waist) with a big swing on the chicken coop and throwing your tendons - stupid (running) rolling stones on the egg mountain - hitting hard (stones) (Stone) Blowing the trumpet on the mountain top - the walnut in Shanxi whose name (singing) spreads far and wide - hiding people (Manren); beating the drum in the valley - recalling (ringing) the thousand-year-old dry temple - silent (monk), (it is said that the view here is There are many temples but few people chanting sutras? ) The door god rolls around the kitchen god - there are words in the words (picture) (picture) The door god eats sugar cane - gives advice (paper chewing) slaps on horseback - too far off topic (hoof) 4. Homophonic jokes: 1. One There was a meeting in the village. Because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, please don't ask for pickles. Pickles are too expensive." (Comrades and fellow villagers, please don't speak. The meeting is now in session.) The host said: "Pickles, please." Sausage, pulp and melon.” (Now I invite the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: “Rabbits and shrimps, the dogs have eaten today’s rice.” (Comrades and villagers, today’s meal is enough. Eat (let’s all use big bowls)) Feed the pigs in the jar - one by one. 2. One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was hesitant because the car dealer didn’t have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (let me try it). I guarantee that no one will dare to mess with it. It's not bad!" The rich man was moved and bought the car immediately, but there was a car accident the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but when he got out of the car, he immediately walked away in despair. It turned out that the other party's license plate It’s 44944 (just try it). Origin of Chinese characters: In modern times, some people recognized Cangjie and at the same time expanded the team of character creators. For example, Mr. Lu Xun, he believed that "...in society, Cangjie is not the same. Some carve a few pictures on the hilt of the knife, some draw some pictures on the door. They are in harmony with each other and pass on word of mouth, so there are many words. Once the historian collects it, he can make a perfunctory note. I am afraid that the origin of Chinese characters cannot escape this example." "Lu Xun. Literary Talk Outside the Door". In other words, Chinese characters certainly could not have been created by Cangjie alone, but were gradually enriched by many people like Cangjie. Cangjie was just more important and played a larger role among these people. .