Yellow jokes, adult funny two-part allegorical sayings

1, women play cartwheels (playing an ancient civilization)-Babylon

2. Heifer chasing bull (everyday language)-Great.

3, two cows sitting (ditto)-more awesome.

The naked woman hit a plant castor with a wire.

5, pout * * * Look at the sky, the four-word idiom is staring at the sky.

6. Call a place in Kaifeng on the wedding night.

7, the old monk reading (a physiological phenomenon) month (reading)

8, impotence to fight the water margin figure 3 Ruan Xiaoer Shi Jin Wu Yong (soft second child, hard, useless)

9. * * * bumped into a professional teacher (Lao Shi)

10, a woman's * * * hit a bluebird (stop the bird)

1 1. Naked men sit on a stone and play four-character idioms and throw eggs at it.

12, naked woman sitting on a big stone, a four-character idiom was lost because of (Yin).

13, two naked beauties embrace and drink soybean milk.

14. Naked women sit on the ice and drink a glass of cold beer or sprite.

15, two men play the idiom kill two birds with one stone.

16, the man hit a vegetable cake with a long leg (egg height)

17, a woman with long legs wears lipstick every day.

18, * * * Hospital advertised and hit a common word in the editorial department. Welcome to do it.

19, brothel opening, eight-character editorial phrases are not limited in length, welcome to start.

20. Brothels are full of people and orderly.

2 1 500 naked men play a lead (thousand) ball in a sports event.

22. A man plays the horizontal bar in an Olympic sports event by watching pornographic videos.

23. Two men watch pornographic videos and play the Olympic parallel bars.

24. Three men watched pornographic videos and played boating in an Olympic sport.

25.* * * defeated the Jing nationality of the Chinese nation (Jing nationality)

26. A virgin ran into the China Aquarium.

27. Men defeated the Qiang people of the Chinese nation.

28. Women defeated the Dong people in China.

29. A man and a woman hit a Manchu in China.

30. On the wedding night, there is no bed to talk.

3 1, the woman sits on a stone and guesses English words because (* test stone)

32. The man sits on the bed in his clothes and waits for the woman to play idioms.

33, a woman's * * * smashed a * * * institution of the CPC Central Committee.

34. * * * * Guess a War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's name.

35, shemale performance to play a national League A (fake) B.

36. The four-word proverb of Niu * * * Niu * * is compared with Niu B.

37, men pee (a communication tool) to answer the phone.

38. Long-legged men (smashing vegetables) answer cakes

39, bra (a social phenomenon) answer * * *

40, * * * * (historical language) answer the Anti-Japanese War

4 1, naked women climb snow-capped mountains (to use an idiom). The answer is to force them to go to Liangshan.

42, women * * * (a kind of food) answer jelly.

43, the national people's family planning (health food) answer Chinese soft-shelled turtle essence.

44. Living together (participating in sports events) without registration is very early *

45, Tang Yin black (women's products) answer bra

46. On the plane, the answer travels fast.

47. impotence in the wedding night (three names of "Water Margin") The answers are Xiao er, Shi Jin and Wu Yong.

48, * * * contest (type a word) Answer Kun

49, gynecological examination (playing an idiom) answer a hole.

50, * his whole family (type a word) replied.

5 1, Ying Zheng's wife is lying on her side (city name one. Basic grid) answer Qinhuangdao

52. Answer Kaifeng on the wedding night (Henan place name 1)

53. Two girls are generally tall (with two commonly used expressions) and answer critical (Sichuan words) bottles.

54, the number of * * * people (a) answer the computer.

55. Two women sleep together, and the answer is double ditch.

56, African women's breasts (a country) answer Bosnia and Herzegovina.

57. The big girl wears iron underpants (make a car sign) to answer the Bluebird.

58. A large group of beautiful women splashed water at the seaside (to use an idiom). The answer is ripples.

59, women * * * harvest (to use an idiom) The answer is to take the essence from the rough.

60. Boys don't respond to naked women (to use an idiom). The answer is unappreciative.

6 1, male and female (three ethnic groups) answer Qiang, Dong and Manchu.

62. Whoring customers (historical language) answers Japanese goods.

63. The eunuch's last cry (playing a song title) answered to leave the root.

64. The monk cheated (typed a word).

65.XXXXX (to use an idiom) The answer is hesitant.

66. It's all * * (the name of a magazine). The answer is realistic.

67. Men are exhausted by women (to use an idiom). The answer is inescapable.

68, naked women running (10%) The answer is groundless.

69. Zhao Jun went to the fortress (10%). The answer is to adjust measures to local conditions (* * * control foreigners).

70. When a woman gives birth to a child (to use an idiom), the answer is a dirty lie.

7 1, bigamy female (type a word) answer is.

72. Voice (type a financial term) The answer is tax-free.

73, * * * * veteran (type) answer wisdom

74. Long-legged woman (a cosmetic) answers lipstick.

75. Opening of a brothel (to use a newspaper idiom) Welcome to contribute.

76, the child's penis (to use an idiom) The answer is there.

77. Female incontinence (type an English word) The answer is as follows.

78. The secret of women's urine (type an English word) is answered by the side.

79, and dummy * * * (a province) answer Gansu (dry plastic)

80. The barren woman (to use an idiom) knows nothing about the answer.

8 1, cheating (playing a fruit name) to answer oranges

82. Zhang's ointment pill (country name) answers Jordan.

83. Pay money (write a Tang poem) near this mountain. Answer the mountain to cover the white sun (forbidden)

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