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The literati's pen is a beautiful, naughty and talented display, so the story about her is more or less the same.
"Talent, appearance and eroticism" are related. We have collected some stories about Su Xiaomei for you.
First, the temple dialogue.
When Su Xiaomei 15 years old, he was very beautiful and talented, so some talented young people sought the media.
When his younger brother Su Dongpo was appointed as the secretariat of Hangzhou, he appreciated the talent of the famous Qin Guan () and introduced an article by Qin.
After showing it to Su Xiaomei, Su Xiaomei praised it: "Today's talents are the bachelor of Longge in the Ming Dynasty, and there is no Soviet Union."
; You can indulge for a while. With the help of Su Dongpo, Qin Shaoyou finally got engaged to Su Xiaomei through a matchmaker.
In ancient times, men and women were not close. Qin Shaoyou had never seen Su Xiaomei before her marriage, although he heard that Su Xiaomei was very beautiful.
But after all, my heart is not practical. One day, when he learned that Su Xiaomei was going to a temple to worship Buddha, he bribed the temple to host and pretend.
Dressed as a young monk, wait in the temple.
After Su Xiaomei put on incense, he sat in front of the statue and read Buddhist scriptures, without looking at the young monk next to him. For a long time, he struggled.
I yawned and fell asleep on the sofa, which made Qin Shaoyou, a monk, very painful. He didn't leave until the incense master left. He was too tired to stand up.
After a long time, I dare not move. Su Xiaomei didn't wake up until he slept enough, still yawning, without looking at the monk Qin Shaoyou.
Angry, some couplets swore: "Yan Nv lies on her back with her big mouths straight." At this time, Su Xiaomei found a small sum of money.
When she was still scolding her, she immediately replied: "Bald men salute, two bald heads up and down."
Second, the bridal chamber telegraph sentence
Qin Shaoyou and Su Xiaomei finally got married. On their wedding night, Su Xiaomei was naughty again and set up several checkpoints.
Difficult Qin Shaoyou, one is to test his intelligence, and the other is to test his character. What kind of person is Qin Shaoyou? He is the most successful.
After a test, Su Xiaomei asked for the next sentence: "Open the window and close the door to see the moon", which stumped Qin Shaoyou at once.
It seems simple, but it's hard to tell. The great genius is struggling. Su Dongpo, who is far away, looks at his naughty sister and is embarrassed by Qin.
I felt sorry for swimming less, so I quietly threw a stone into the yard. Qin Shaoyou was moved by this scene and had a brainwave.
The last sentence: "throw a stone to break the underwater sky."
Third, aunt's dialogue.
When Su Xiaomei was at home, because Sue's family only had this daughter, everyone spoiled her, so she often drove with her two brothers and sister-in-law.
A joke. Su Dongpo's face was very long, and he sneered, "A little lovesick tears drop in spring, and you get it in autumn." Su Dongpo also
I can only smile bitterly. On this day, Su Xiaomei and Su Dongpo's wife, two aunts, dressed in red and green, are playing in the back garden, and their sister-in-law is holding hands.
While reading a Chinese book, I teased my sister-in-law: "My sister-in-law wears red hands and holds Korean (Korean)." Su Dongpo's wife is
There is: "My sister looks at green and thinks about blue (male)."
Fourth, Mr. tease.
When Su Jia was in Hangzhou, she specially invited a private school teacher to give lessons to her children. This gentleman heard that Miss Su's family is both talented and beautiful, so it's only a few thousand.
Try every means to find opportunities. On this day, he wrote a antithetical couplet: "A guest comes to the door, awakening Wan Li's dream of spring" and asked Sue.
Dongpo's son is right, but Dongpo's son is not. He went to the backyard to beg from his aunt Su Xiaomei, and Su Xiaomei said to him, "Nobody has a pillow.
Waste a piece of spring. "In this way, the students passed it on, and Teacher Wang added," Six feet is fine, three feet are wrapped around the waist, and three feet fall.
"(Su Xiaomei likes to wrap HongLing around his waist), and Su Xiaomei said," A quilt covers half the body and half the leisure ". This gentleman is very tall.
Xi thought Su Xiaomei was interested and threw a stone to ask the way: "The wind is tight and the forest is dense. Ask the woodcutter how to start? " Su Xiaomei a look.
Knowing that Mr. Wang had misunderstood, he said, "The mountain is high and the water is deep, so advise the fisherman to turn back as soon as possible." Mr. Wang was cold at first sight, but he refused.
Losing face, he said, "Bamboo has no intention, but Ye is the foreign minister." Su Xiaomei replied, "Although the lotus root has holes, its chest is not contaminated with dust.
This gentleman misunderstood Su Xiaomei's original intention again, thinking that Su Xiaomei's dual is "try again".
Probe: "Li Bai, when will these flowers bloom?" Su Xiaomei was also angry: "Mr. He is such an asshole?
"Mr Got scolded and died. In the New Year, Su Xiaomei married Qin Shaoyou. Later, she gave birth to two sons in one breath. It was a full moon banquet.
In fact, Mr. Wang looked at the twins in Su Xiaomei's arms and asked, "Which of these two sons is Mr. Wang's?" A pun intended to take advantage.
Su Xiaomei immediately replied: "Regardless of her husband's descendants, they are all my sons!"
Five, scold the monk
In spring, Su Xiaomei visited the West Lake by boat, accompanied by a scholar and a monk. The scholar wrote a poem and said, "Three people are in the same boat.
Miss, your face is like oil, and you will marry your husband next year-Feng Hou! ",the old monk said with bedroom eyes:" Three people in a boat, the wind blows little.
Sister skirt, the skirt foot was blown away by the wind-cracked! "Su Xiaomei was furious:" The scholar is really polite, and the monk is really damn, cracking the monk's mouth.
-shameless (tooth)! "