The more exciting the words to scold the thief, the better! ! !

You are

an incompletely evolved life form,

a genetically mutated alien,

a kindergarten-level high school student,

The frog head born with Mongolian syndrome,

The abandoned baby of the Yeti on Mount Everest,

The murderer of clogged septic tanks,

Africa Descendants of humans having black*,

Chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance,

Hippos crushed by Noah’s Ark,

New volcanic eruptions,

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The super shameless loudspeaker,

the shame of the Eskimos,

a superorganism that survives with cockroaches,

vitality Rotting semi-plant,

stinking garbage man,

the origin of the noun "spit",

dinosaur that degenerates three times a day,

The most powerful waste material in human history,

the old washing machine dropped by God by mistake,

a brainless creature that can think,

destroyed The scourge on the reputation of our Asian compatriots,

the descendants whose ancestors have been humiliated,

thousands of years of accumulated humus,

original species that even scientists dare not study,

Sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum,

The disfigured Ronald McDonald,

A hateful guy like you:

You can only play a role in a TV series,

Not as good as the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside,

Even Ruhua is more than 10 times more handsome than you,

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

The keyboard you have touched has even Even the amoeba protozoa cannot survive.

The saliva it sprays is more deadly than SARS.

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

If you want to be cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers.

Idiots can teach you how to speak human language.

As long as If you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you.

Others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini star, but you only need to Skydiving has the same power.

All the famous places you have been to will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have been to will become history.

I have not done anything good in my entire life before I know you. , even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough

Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again,

If I see you,

I will I want to destroy you!