Qiu He's Crosstalk "Talking about Four Books"

A You, a crosstalk performer, must be knowledgeable, right? 2 v3 K: \! p5 O5 k9? )K

B studied for a few days. ; p* {7 E3 R8

What school is A in?

B No, I studied classical literature when I was a child. +j 1 u8 E ' U2 I2 B; h

A Oh, Five Classics, Four Books and Thirteen Classics?

B: That's right.

At first, I recited the Confucian classics, the first and the third, the Wen Er Classic. ...

B what?

A: No, three mirrors.

B return to Sanli River.

A, go down the river three times!

How about Li Sanhe? The three short books are: 300 classics and 1000 surnames ... I am also very confused! This is Saint Amethyst, with hundreds of surnames and thousands of books.

A is right, six-character miscellaneous words, disciple rules, celebrity collection.

Ok, after reading this, you should read four books.

After finishing fourth uncle, A served second uncle, sixth aunt, third aunt and second aunt. $ O2 Z% j0 u 1 o7 `0 v# W

B Oh, there are relatives everywhere! What? "Four Books"-"Learning, Learning, On Mencius", read "University" first. ...

Well, heavy snow, after watching heavy snow, light snow, slight cold, severe cold, rain, shock, Qingming will be warm. 0 ~7 [ V+ [# Q P* b6 D0 A/ x" P

B what? Where do you study the imperial calendar? )Z; t0 l! p(9 z)V)a

A I even read the monthly card! y/I & amp; t; K: }7 @* K* g

Why did you read that? University. 3d # @ & amp; j9 x 1 F

Chapter 10 and a half of a "University" financial management. 7 P% u! @,a2 j

Read the Doctrine of the Mean after finishing college.

It's no use reading after A. It's no use reading after A. You're an amateur loser.

B then I'm even more useless! The golden mean. & ampf3 A (part number 1 D0 y

A cheng zi said, "impartiality is wrong, and mediocrity is not easy." This so-called golden mean.

Second, after reading The Doctrine of the Mean, read The Analects of Confucius: On and On ...

Firefighting wheel, warship.

Hey, I ran to the boat. :F9 p6 x. Q/ e3 `+ F m5 S

A "go to the Analects" and "go to the Analects".

Second, after reading The Analects of Confucius and Mencius, "going up to Meng" and "going down to Meng" ... -X/I: r 1k8t.

A dream! `,t# g e5 E/ j

B do...+c (` "e.d7v $? 8 p3 Y,j & amp~% q

A bite your teeth and fart. 3 ? $ k . F2[# v % Y % g .]

B. eat less!

A: Yes, Mencius and Gao Zi.

B, after reading this, read the notes.

A bite of well, tenderloin, good wow, tender; Look at the loin, waist pit, hip grinding, fork and tail oil. Tenderloin, waist pit, grinding hip and tail oil are the names of different parts of mutton.

B Hey, it's eating again. Read this before reading the Book of Changes.

A: Yes, after reading one watch, you will see two watches, after reading three watches, you will see four watches and five watches.

It's dawn, I didn't sleep all night! 5 }! x$ e5 m: h4 y6 W

A What else is there after reading the Book of Changes? 4d 4 _ " u8 e & amp; Britain

The Book of Songs.

A pair, wet menstruation, clean, unclean, dirty bones. 9 b " T * F; h# },V & ampd. I

B what? Read The Book of Songs and Zuo Zhuan. 5 F5 M; s $ e # M ' h O-B

A left turn, a right turn, (shouting) turn around! ,S) e9 G/ k* r3 f/ A4 Y+ o

B (Shouting) Take a step. ..... Practice exercises? 1 R% C% q+ W) N,W,U% z

A book of Five Classics, Four Books, Thirteen Classics, Historical Records and Compendium. ! ]- ]/ X2 V/ o B- a

B I have to read this book. A: You can't just read this book, but talk about it. You can't write a composition by reading without talking. ^# I5 m$ J$ s2 K K,k & ampj9 E6 S

B You see, I'm poor at this point. I read a lot, but I don't say much. 1~ "p3a-c/Y2C) m3 J3 v

A that's what I'm good at. I will say all the books I have read. 1u+u0r+} 3n & amp; [2 ^

B I can't even speak two-word classics well.

That's nothing. I don't know anything. Let me tell you something.

B means dare to be good, for example: "at the beginning of life, human nature is good;" Sex is similar, learning from each other is far away, not teaching, and sex is moving; The way of teaching is expensive. "Tell me about it.

Which sentence?

B You can start with it. 3 g9 }) {) _' Y2 w 1 u

Let's start with the boss, shall we The beginning of life?

How do you call it "the beginning of life"?

A "beginning of life" Wow, he is the beginning of life. / A6 O' B 1 a+ s( F$ x

This is the same as not saying anything.

A "beginning of life" wow? He was such a person at the beginning of his life, and he walked straight out! So it's called "straight out", G: K5p "Q9? $ e,d7 H$ G+ Q6 T

This is called the beginning of life? What about "good nature"? 8 C+ B! y- G$ f

A phrase "human nature is good". What's the name of the person who came out? Good last name! Hey, I'm Benshan.

B No, the book says "Nature is good".

A Yes, at that time, the printed books were not movable type, but engraving, and the two characters were carved backwards. The first edition cost a lot of money. Come on, make do with it, so it's called Benshan.

B (sarcastically) You see, if it weren't for me, I didn't even know there was a problem of lettering. What about "similar in sex, far apart"? h; General Xt8G4M & G7X: C $ V

A: He lives very close to "Apricot Township".

"Xi Xiangyuan"?

A It's far from Xixiang. It's on the other side of Xiang Xing. ! V2 T* L

B I have never been to this place! If you don't teach?

He has a dog that can't bark.

B Oh, dumb dog? We haven't seen the dog yet. Sex is migration? / K) z! p6 V & ampi8 T* S! K

What's the use of dogs not barking? No, it was taken by a surname.

B (who thinks A is ridiculous) "The way of teaching"?

A didn't call at Shanjia, but called at Naijia to let Mr. Shan know.

This is the "teaching method"? What about "professional knowledge"? - `8 P: V) H/ G' y$ y/ N

A what?

B "professional knowledge".

The word A has to be pronounced "X (left pawn and right tile) (cei), and X (left pawn and right tile) is a brick. 1 h2 U,K3 V4 E: Z2 j2 ]

B what a mess!

A: I'm just kidding you. What is there to talk about? People are naturally kind. You can teach him to be good or bad. Right? You have something profound. 4 F3 y0 x$ f8 F5 C! u/ A

B ok, how about the book of songs? -T % D # k $ l # A & amp; W b- B

A yes. -Z8 _ 2 ` 7M/o & amp; Q ' M ' B. e. n

B There are so many sentences that I can't understand them.

What's the point of a? / t+ F s3 [$ o

B these words: "Guan Guan Luo Gui, in Hezhou, a gentle and graceful lady, a gentle and graceful gentleman."

A If you ask someone, he can't tell.

B what?

This is our neighbor's business. I lived in the East House, got drunk that day, and quarreled with my neighbors in the South House. 5 p+ p3 T. Z 1 X! R2 q5 m

Tell me later, what does this have to do with Guan Yu?

A I'm listening. People in the East Room are called Guan, and people in the South Room are also called Guan. They quarreled so much that no one could persuade them to move, so they had to go to the public security bureau and leave. This is called "joint strain".

B Oh, it's called "Take care of chickens and pigeons". 6 Y7 Faa H$ u% N

A: Ah.

B How about In Dao Jiang? 6 ? ,^0 o & amp; R5 p* `: ] n: f

Jia Daguan and Xiao Guan were detained by the Public Security Bureau for two days, and the wine woke up. Everyone admitted their mistake, stopped fighting and made up. Daguan said he would invite Xiao Guan to dinner, but Xiao Guan also drank his stomach and couldn't eat anything. As a result, he ate some porridge and ate porridge again! )_ 0j+a % r4o9d & amp; N9 quarter

B eat porridge? My Fair Lady? % ? 6 p6 D,t' D7 b5 N: V

Jia Xiaoguan has a girlfriend named Yao Tiao, who is the daughter of Uncle Yao, "the daughter of Uncle Yao". % O! T3 j) I3 C# ^! l \

B what about "gentlemen are good"?

Ah Yao wrote, "If they fight again, they will be villains, but if they don't fight, they will be gentlemen. I'll invite you both to the game. " I watched a football match as a result. This is a good shot of "turning off, eating porridge, dancing uncle and daughter, being a gentleman." 3q)c0 Q & amp; C: o

B what? ,A/ S0 W) B! h% R" p,m* O

A: If you have any books you don't understand, just ask me. ,M3 S+ u5 ] c4 S. l" g

This is an interesting expression (to the audience). What you said is very interesting. There are still a few words in the Analects that I can't say well. Please tell me about them.

A Not bad. What's the point? 7 j4 F8 W9。 { j+ M0 x3 j+ E

The second is "Qi Jinggong asked Confucius about politics", and Gong Jing said those words: "Good! Believe it, there is no monarch, no minister, no father, no son. Although there is millet, I have to eat it! " 9c 3m(Y $ p & amp; j0 v" P

A The theme of these sentences is: "Are you a gentleman? Are you heavy? Are you rich? Are you purple?" Right? $ V) l" P* D# R/ B! I

B there is no word "right" in the Analects of Confucius. 1 r. T 1 H: C% y# ^%

That's what I asked you, right? 4 floors, about 5 S8 p- @

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This must be said sentence by sentence. 4 V3 z ' U $ l; _% ^ 1 D+ r

B You can talk about this first. 5 ` H # } # E0 v/q/`。 m

Don't you understand this sentence?

B: Ah.

If a gentleman is not a gentleman, he will succeed.

Cheng? Is that the devil incarnate in Wagangzhai? / i: h 1 M,F,g5 m* [

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Later, Li Yuan saved Tang Wang and made him Duke of Lu? 3 ]9 D! R & ampJ5 w

A: That's right.

B How can he be a "gentleman"?

A In Wagangzhai, he became the incarnation of the devil. He once claimed to be alone, became a monarch, and later voted for Tang as a vassal. First, he is a monarch, and then he is not a monarch. So: you don't want it, Cheng.

What about "I'm not a minister"? 8 } & ampp* S,b0 [ 1 \

A heavy (thinking) steam wheel! * k8 B. r3 o2 K) D

Fire wheel b! How can I put it? “E3 y3 O. d5? the third edition

A ship weighs thousands of tons. Do you think it is heavy? (^,h% `( _% }5 A

B tens of thousands of tons is not heavy? water channel

Can heavy objects float on the water? 1 ^# e8 D m,]$ a* s" y

B that's not heavy. (doubt)

A not heavy? You carry it on your back! ! g9 | H4 t6 r2 f+ H2 @

B no! I can't recite it. + _,H; M4·m! B: No.

Oh, is it heavy, Fireboat? 1 K2 h+ b$ Q8 s( I

B "Father is not a father"?

A ghost clothing store. 9 _) L# a5 S( o! K

B ghost clothing store?

A is something that is specially made for the dead and burned by the dead. Jinshan, Yinshan, ruler head and ingot, as many as you want. Do you think you have money? )I8 x f4 H) A7 K,[3 f. M' @

B Look at so many gold ingots. You are really rich.

Where can I exchange gold ingots?

B paper, nobody wants it. 7 K3 r9 L; ],a 1 K# \! J9 w

A is not rich. Rich or not, locker room.

B Well, (laughs) "Zi Bu Zi"?

A big eggplant.

What do you think of eggplant B?

Is the skin of eggplant purple?

B purple.

Cut it open and look inside?

B It's not purple, it's white. +w . E $ E & amp; p; k) k3 w5 `/ y7 ]( T

Ah, this is called "the army is not the army, and it is successful; Sink or not, steam wheel; Rich or not, dressing room; Purple is not purple, big eggplant. " 0 ~,](h & amp; n ' Q; `.X% e

B Gee, I know a lot about this. ; [6 ? )L3 y$ J

A: It's good to listen to this often.

B Yes, can you say "university"?

Okay, what don't you understand? + l3 B( D4 r' ]% `_6 j,`,g" g

B I don't know anything now. The first chapter: "The way of university lies in clear morality."

A it's easy to talk about. Let me tell you something. " x- { 1 |3 h4 o7 \5 w) k

B take me to tell this book?

A just right. “D8 d6 Q2 E* M* ~

B don't understand.

A: Did you learn this crosstalk when you were a child or when you grew up?

B didn't learn when he was a child, but he learned when he grew up.

Well, do you know what it means? (e . 9 \)[6 U C

I see.

A "university knows".

B Well, this is the road to college. ! J7 p2 East+West

A big, learned, and known, "the university knows." ; o* C$ ~# Y2 a6 o2 q8 O,C

B (meaningfully) Mm-hmm. Where is "Zaimingde"? a; f; j( Q3 ~ U" V( y

A: Are you there? + Y$ S( w7 x% W( n! J* r

B here it is.

You got it? % b+ Q6 U8 Z2 q2 x. j g 1 @

B I see.

A, come on!

What did I get?

(Hou) according to