The origin of Chinese characters
Chinese characters are handed down from God. The Legend of God cannot be understood in a vulgar way. Its performance is as follows: Laozi is in the Tao Te Ching, Sakyamuni is in the Buddhist Scripture, and Jesus is in the Bible.
Because it is handed down by God, its connotation is extensive and profound, and its system is precise and complete. So it has spanned more than 5,000 years of historical vicissitudes since it came out. It has always been the most used writing in the world, and it is also the only ancient writing that is still active in the world, so it is also the longest used writing in the world.
Different from pinyin letters being typed as "bird language", Chinese characters can express semantics relatively directly with their intuitive images and systems, so they have the characteristics of "seeking business".
Unfortunately, due to the collapse of the Shang Dynasty, the true meaning of Chinese characters has been sealed by Oracle bone inscriptions for more than 3,000 years, so that future generations can only learn and use them like blind people touching elephants.
Before Shang Dynasty, the meaning and use of Chinese characters were mainly in the hands of historians. With the demise of Shang Dynasty, they either "refused to eat" or dispersed among the people because of Zhou's disloyalty, and gradually disappeared. Therefore, after weeks, no one can fully grasp the full true meaning of Chinese characters.
From Oracle Bone Inscriptions's point of view, this completely conforms to the "Six Books", but most of the inscriptions, especially those on Shu and Da Zhuan, are contrary to the "Six Books", which can be confirmed without understanding. By the time the Qin Dynasty won the world and the Prime Minister Li Si and others unified the seal script, it was nearly a thousand years since the Shang Dynasty, and they still didn't understand the true meaning of the "Six Books". Therefore, the deviation between the glyphs of Xiaozhuan and Liushu is more serious, and many glyphs can't explain the form, meaning and sound at all.
To make matters worse, due to Lisi's suggestion, Qin Shihuang "burned books to bury Confucianism" and destroyed those ancient books and scholars who could still save and master some information about the configuration of Chinese characters. Therefore, when Xu Shen wrote Shuo Wen Jie Zi in the early years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, he could only interpret it according to most unreasonable small seal characters.
Therefore, although Shuo Wen Jie Zi has made great achievements, it failed to touch the true original meaning of Chinese characters. Linguists from Xu Shen to Oracle Bone Inscriptions found and explained that the situation was similar to that of Xu Shen.
Then, after Oracle Bone Inscriptions's discovery and interpretation, why has this problem been delayed?
First, today's linguists have grown up under the western cultural education system, so their academic research bases, modes of thinking and argumentation methods are inseparable from the framework of western culture, that is to say, they are using the verification method of western deconstruction analysis to study the cultural objects constructed by completely different systematic and holographic concepts and modes of thinking.
Specifically, if the theoretical system of Pinyin is rigidly applied to Chinese characters with ideographic characters, its cognition and conclusion will of course run counter to reality.
Secondly, it involves a deeper problem, that is, the understanding of the basic point and essence of Chinese civilization. So what is the basic point and essence of Chinese civilization? This is a sacred culture.
This kind of "cognition" was clear before the Qing Dynasty, but after the New Culture Movement, especially after the western scientific and cultural systems and concepts completely replaced Chinese studies and occupied a dominant position in the field of educational thought, it gradually blurred and even was denied. If you want to truly understand the history of China culture, it is impossible to touch its essence without standing on the basis of its own development.
Chinese character joke
A New Interpretation of the Word "Hui"
Son: "Dad, how do you spell the simplified word" Hui "?"
Father: "There is a cloud under the herringbone."
Son: "Why?"
Father: "At the meeting, just say what others say. This is called' conformity'. "
Eat only one ton
The young man decided to hold a wedding in his hometown. The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city and asked, "How many people can come? Be prepared. "
My in-laws called back and said, "Not many people can go, just prepare a ton of rice." He wrote "ton" as "ton"
Soon I received a telegram from the countryside: "The wedding was postponed for one month, because it was difficult to get a ton of rice for a while."
The true story of preserved eggs
Director Jia said excitedly: "Today, the trade union invoice saw the movie The True Story of Api Egg."
A young man smiled: "Director Jia, you are mistaken. This is the true story of Ah Q. "
"What? I read it wrong! ? I have been playing cards for decades. Don't I understand preserved eggs, go away? "
The old man lost his tooth.
The two brothers took their grandfather to the hospital. Seeing that the word "age" on the registration form was wrongly printed as "order", the younger brother said to the doctor, "The word" order "is missing a tooth." "It's' tooth', the doctor said, because this is an elderly clinic!"
Dr qu yuan
In history class, the teacher asked the same student, "Who is Qu Yuan?"
"It's a doctor." The students answered.
"Nonsense!"
"What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! "
Art of calligraphy
A pair of fashionable young men and women walked into a newspaper office arm in arm. The young man pointed to a popular flower and said to the clerk, "buy a popular flower." The clerk smiled at him and handed it to him. Next to the young woman took off the frog mirror, took a look at the title of the magazine and asked; "Why is there more verticality in this opening?" The young man replied, "Is this the art of calligraphy?" "Oh." The young woman nodded.
A wrongly written or pronounced character.
A clerk wrote on the blackboard the words "It's on sale now". A customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote' zero' in retail."
The salesman glared at the customer and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' no'!"
each other
Mr. Zhou took the business card handed over by Mr. Chen, looked at it and said, "Mr. Dong, I've heard a lot about you." Mr. Chen took Mr. Zhou's business card and said, "Are you Mr. Ji?" Mr. Zhou is unhappy: "My name is Zhou. Why did you skin me? What have I done to offend you? " Mr. Chen said, "My family name is Chen. You cut off my ear, so you won't be interested in me skinning you? "
wager
In the stands, two strangers are arguing "A team must win. Wrong, just write my last name backwards! " A team must lose. Or write my last name horizontally! ""What's your name? " "Tian, what about you?" "Wang"
Have a heated oral debate
Yao and Li met in the tea pavilion and had a good talk. Li asked Yao, "May I have your name, please?"
Yao said, "My last name is Yao."
Li Yue said, "But the handwriting is ominous, and next to it is the handwriting of a thief and a woman?"
Yao listened to his words and turned to look at him. He replied that his surname was Li.
Yao replied, "But the word coffin is made of wood, and the word grandson's son is the first one?"
Official terminology
Southerners often speak Mandarin reluctantly. As the saying goes, Mandarin in Lan Qing is.
In the Republic of China, a soldier envied being an official very much, so he put on an official airs all day, pretended to be an official, walked in a bureaucratic tone and spoke Mandarin. One day at breakfast, I said to my family, "Go to my porridge box and get my green head." The family didn't understand and stared down. A man was furious and shouted, "Bastard! What can't be done! Don't you know that porridge is called porridge in Mandarin? Bamboo is homophonic with porridge. Isn't the bamboo box a porridge box? In mandarin, it is called head, and head is the same as bean. There is a bag of mung beans in my box. Is it not a green head? "
sir
Do you know whether a man or a woman came first?
B: There were men first.
A: according to what?
I don't even know that. Isn't this strong evidence that our people are called Mr.?
better late than never
A teacher's interpretation of books is quite new. One day, it is said that it is not too late to mend. It's never too late to mend, animal name, compensation, supply, prison. This means that the world doesn't have to slaughter live sheep for sacrifice. "
A huge gap in numbers.
There is a man who is ignorant, but always likes to show off in front of his children.
One day, his son came back from school and did his Chinese homework at home. When he wrote "there is a great disparity among people", he didn't know what it meant, so he asked his father. When his father saw it, he reprimanded him in a lecture tone: "What's the matter, you are in middle school and still can't read?" That is to describe the sufferings of the poor in the old society. Many widows can't live any longer, so they have to hang themselves. This is the so-called "gap between more and less". You should use your head more in the future. "
Old composition scale
Chinese teacher: "where is the idiom' half a catty and five liang'?"
Student: "In the math exam, I got zero for half a catty."
Chinese teacher: "Remember, you can't write with the old scale."
Interesting conversation
Li said to the people in the office, what a cow! If you have money, you can go out with two bags.
Ping said to Ping, Brother Man, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.
The Japanese said, hey, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days. Why have you gained so much weight?
Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why did you show up?
The donkey said to the horse, Big Brother, it's no use running fast. Close your account quickly.
Bear can say, dude, you're pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?
The electric tow said, have a good rest. Aren't you tired?
Say goodbye to each other, why, the official has a shelf and his little hand is still on his back?
The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, you stepped on a mine. Why is your leg missing?
The king said to the emperor, buddy, what are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white.
The fruit said to the naked man, dude, you might as well be naked!
The towel said to the coin, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.
I said to the giant, I have three rooms and two halls, the area is the same as yours.
Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?
Say to yourself: has your company laid off employees?
Lu said to Chang 'e: Compared with you, my house has only four walls.
9 to 6: Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion!
You said to A: When did you learn to stand on your head?
My husband said to heaven: I finally look forward to that day.
Wood said to Liang, don't think I won't recognize you if I wear a vest!
C said to Er: When did you have another person in your family?
I want to say to leek: Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?
Dai said to Dan: When did you learn to skateboard?
Big to cool said: just four questions, how did you do it all wrong?
Ping said to Ping: You and I are first-class disabled soldiers.
The soldier said to Qiu: Look how cruel the war is! Both legs were blown off!
Yi said to ge, don't think that I'm afraid of you because you have a sword. You fight one on one!
I often tell Zhang that you think you are Hou Yi. Why do you carry a bow all day when you have nothing to do?