The 28th play: Qian Furen's greed for money and his deadly plan; Mo Xiaobei's revenge and anger were reported to the authorities.
Back to the 28th Qian Furen greedy deadly trap, Mo Xiaobei revenge anger reported to the official.
The role of this episode (abbreviated script in brackets)
Tong Xiangyu (child)—
Bai Zhantang (white)-Sha Yi
(Guo)-
Li Dazui-Jiang Chao
Mo Xiaobei (Gulf)-Wang Shasha
Xing Yusen (Xing)-Fan Ming
Yan Xiaoliu (VI)-Xiao Jian
Fund Manager (Fund)-Hong Jiantao
Qian Furen-Tian Ling
Jiao Tong Wei (Jiao)-Zhao Jinding (or Zhao Jinci, I didn't see the last word clearly)
(backyard, night, children, Guo, Bei)
Guo dressed as a ghost, with paper on his nails and face, tried his best to drill into the well, with the shopkeeper holding him beside him.
Guo: Oh, it's too slippery.
Tong: Hold on.
Guo: I couldn't walk steadily and fell. You must remember to pull me up in the future.
Tong: Don't worry. (looking at Xiao Guo with a mirror)
Guo: Hey, hey, hey! (Almost fell)
Tong: Wait, wait. ...
Guo: Hey ... What a terrible lie.
Tong: If you don't scare people, how can you scare her? (messing up Xiao Guo's hair)
Guo: If anything happens, don't call me.
Tong: I didn't ask you. Do you remember everything you should have said?
Guo: Don't worry, I promise this boy will never come home late again.
Tong: I'll go and have a look. (looking at the door for a moment) Here we go. It's all up to you.
Guo: I can't hold on any longer.
Tong: Persistence is victory. (Hiding in the house, Beckham comes in with a basket)
Guo: (sticking his head out of the well, his voice trembling) Er ... Mo Xiaobei ...
Bei: Ah! Ghosts, ghosts! (hiding behind the millstone)
Guo: If you come home late again, I'll eat you alive. ...
Bei: How ... How do you know my name is Mo Xiaobei?
Guo: Huh? Don't worry! Um ... Mo Xiaobei. ...
Beckham grabbed an axe and felt for the well to cut it.
Guo: (voice returns to normal) Alas, alas, give me a break! (Beckham tears off his fake face) Oh, it hurts! (Laughing awkwardly at Beckham) Oh, boss, come out. (The shopkeeper walks out the door)
Bei: Well, you two are traditionally partners to scare me, right?
Tong: Where have you been? Why did you come home so late?
Bei: (grievance) I went to pick mushrooms.
Tong: Why did you pick mushrooms?
Bei: I heard from Uncle Mouth that the price of vegetables is expensive recently, so it is not easy to buy them. I specially picked some mushrooms from the mountain so that I could sell them.
Tong: Really?
Bei: It's such a small basket of mushrooms that my feet are swollen after climbing over half a mountain! (The more you talk, the more wronged you are)
Tong: (Sorry) Then why didn't you say so earlier?
Bei: I didn't tell you earlier. I want to surprise you both. (crying) I didn't expect you two to be as kind as the liver and lungs of a donkey. (running into the house) Don't drag me!
Tong: (chasing) Beckham, don't be angry!
Guo: Hey, boss, aren't you going to drag me out? Hey, I- ...
Guo tried to climb, climbed halfway and slipped back.
Guo: (scared) Hey, hey, help!
(Lobby, Sky, Children, White, Guo, Money)
The situation is completely contrary to usual. Guo took time to dress up, manned to sweep the floor and clean the table, and Laobai sat on the stairs eating apples.
Guo: Hey, hey, you, don't just wipe these surfaces. Look at these edges and corners, the gray ones have to be polished.
Tong: No need, right?
Guo: No need. Anyway, I will hate you all my life.
Tong: Hey, I admit my mistake. I have swept the floor and wiped the table. Isn't that enough?
Guo: Why don't we change it? You can also spend the night in that broken well. No matter how you shout, no one will come to save you. In the middle of the night, the (poor) cold wind is blowing and the sun is cold. ...
Tong: Is it cool?
Guo: How dare you bully me?
Tong: It won't rub off.
Bai: (Air) Come and hit my leg. (The shopkeeper's face sank with a bang)
Guo: (defiantly) OK, do you want your left leg or your right leg?
Bai: (proudly) It's up to you. (Picked up by the shopkeeper with his ear twisted) Oh, my God! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Tong: Stop eating and open the door. (Lao Bai opens the door, Guo chases Lao Bai for apples) Scholar, big mouth, open the door to do business!
Lao Bai opened the door, and the money shopkeeper rushed in with a black face, almost bumping into Lao Bai.
Bai: Oh, my God, who is this?
Tong: Well, old money? What's the matter with you?
Money: Nothing. I bumped into the door as soon as I went out.
Bai: Can such a door be smashed? Full of brains?
Money: (sobbing slightly, even gesturing) I hit the door first, then the door bounced back and hit the wall again. The wall was too hard and hit the door again. The wind was so strong that it was blown back and hit the wall again. ...
Tong: To tell the truth, money. Did your wife do these injuries?
Money: no, no! My wife is gentle, virtuous, beautiful and wise, and won't do this to me.
Author: Yang Yijia replied to this speech on 2006-1-1517: 05.
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The 28th script: Qian Furen's greed for money and his deadly plot; Mo Xiaobei's revenge and anger were reported to the officials.
Bai: Shut your mouth. I'm telling you, a few more years, and you'll be a couplet.
Money: What connection?
Bai: The first part is "resisting domestic violence", the second part is "calling for social love", and the horizontal comment is "Don't talk to strangers", hehehehehehe.
Tong Heguo: Hehe, haha ...
Money: (crying) Wow! (Guo hurriedly hands over a glass of water)
Bai: Old money?
Child: cry, cry, cry.
Money: (crying louder) Ah ah ah ah ah!
After a while, Lao Qian was still smoking. He started smoking, and Lao Bai and Guo followed suit.
Tong: (striking the table) Oh, that's enough! If you cry again, I'll take you home.
Money: Don't do this to me. ...
Tong: Oh, I thought I wouldn't make you cry. You have to be clear. How can we help you if you don't tell me?
Bai: Yes.
Money: destiny takes a hand, life is bitter.
Bai: Then what have you suffered?
Qian: (shaking hands with Lao Bai) Brother, can the multiplication formula count?
Bai: One gets one, one gets two, and two gets four. ...
Money: Bah! (Xiao Guo wipes his face) It's too simple. Who told you to do the math? The question she gave me was "How much is 128 times 456?" Say it right away.
Bai: I don't know.
Money: pa! Just a big mouth! (crying)
Bai: Are you going to be beaten?
Money: This is good. Do you know the wine order?
Bai: Yes.
Money: ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty. Answer?
I don't know ...
Money: cadence.
Everyone: (knowing) ah!
Money: pa! Another big mouth! (crying)
Bai: (angry) This still makes people live?
Money: I do all the heavy work in our family, and I choose the water in the tank.
Guo: (Poor) Then we're almost done.
Money: Far from it. You still have two dollars for your job, but I don't have any. I was beaten and scolded.
Guo: Then what do you need money for such a big business?
Money: It's been a month. After eating porridge, nothing was done. I finally caught a salted duck egg yesterday. Huang Dou told her to dig it up. (Everyone shakes their heads)
Tong: Then what did you do to make her do this to you?
Money: having a small vault.
Woman: Oh ... How much is it? (Old money reaches three fingers)
Child: Thirty-two (tentative)? (Old Qian shakes his head)
Guo: (OK) 320? (Old Qian shakes his head)
Bai: (surprised) 3.2 thousand?
Money: three pence …
Q: Ah-?
Money: Do you think you can live this life?
Tong: Old money. ...
Qian: Do you know why I came to you? (shaking his head) Can you buy some food on credit? Hungry.
Tong: No problem. I have nothing else here. I have enough food. What do you want to eat?
Money: Nothing else, just a little oily. I'd better have a mushroom stew chicken.
Bai: Not yet. ...
Tong: Quick, go and ask Dazui to make something to eat. Come on.
Money: put some meat!
Tong: Don't worry.
Guo: (running out) Big mouth!
(Guest Room, Days, Guo, Money, Qian Furen)
The old money is lying in bed enjoying himself, and Guo is impatient to wait.
Guo: Hello! Are you going to eat or not? If you don't do this, I'll close the table.
Money: Tell the chef to bring the stewed chicken and mushrooms quickly. I already ordered it.
Guo: No way. Can I eat it?
Money: What do you mean, can you eat it? I tell you, if you give me a cumin, I can make this bed ... a little mysterious, so I can eat this chair.
Guo: Forget it if you die.
Old money lying in bed at sixes and sevens don't know what is humming, Qian Furen came in with a plate.
Qian Furen: Did you order this stewed chicken with mushrooms?
Qian: (Tangshan accent) I didn't order it. You ordered it ... (Open your eyes and get out of bed when you find something wrong) or ... Honey, why are you here?
Qian Furen: Did you eat all the dishes at this table?
Money: I didn't eat either. They forced me to put a knife to my neck and cut it if I didn't eat it.
Qian Furen: Oh, so they didn't make you kill me?
Money: Why? There is no grievance in the distant days, and there is no hatred in the near future. Why should I kill you?
Qian Furen: Tell me, what else can you do besides wandering around all day?
Money: stewed mushrooms with chicken. ...
Qian Furen: See what I can do to you when I get back.
Money: (holding the bowl and handing it over) Come on, honey, hey hey.
Qian Furen: (observing) Huh?
Money: What's the matter?
Qian Furen: This soup is poisonous.
Money: Well ... (Qian Furen signals everyone to be quiet)
Qian Furen: Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. I only said that the soup was poisonous, not that it would kill people. I'm telling you, this mushroom is called anchovies.
Money: anchovies?
Qian Furen: After eating, people become paralyzed and fall asleep, just like after death.
Money: Did you pass out after eating? What about when you wake up?
Qian Furen: I wake up when I wake up. Nothing happened except dizziness.
Author: Yang Yijia replied to this speech on 2006-1-1517: 05.
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The 28th time, Qian Furen's greed for money and his deadly plan, Mo Xiaobei's revenge and anger were reported to the authorities.
Money: They kill for money!
Qian Furen: That's not true. In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun, I don't think they have the guts. I guess they don't know about this fungus either. They picked it from the mountain in a muddle and served it in a muddle.
Money: I asked them to change dishes.
Qian Furen: Hey, wait a minute. (Put a mushroom in your mouth)
Money: Honey, are you really not allowed to eat?
Qian Furen: What are you afraid of? I'm telling you, it's not a day or two since I missed this store. Today is a big pie falling from the sky. Do you think I can stop? (Pick up the bowl and gulp it down)
Qian: Daughter-in-law, what's that smell? A little salty? (Qian Furen sneers)
(backyard, night, children, white, Guo, money)
Lao Bai and Guo are chopping wood and fetching water in the yard.
Tong: What if something happens to Lao Qian?
Bai: Him? He can have an affair, so fat.
Tong: Didn't you see the old money's face was black and blue?
Bai: He hurt himself. He will be all right in a few days.
Tong: No, I'm going to have a look.
Old money ran out in a panic.
Money: Oh, no! Great things are not good! People are dying!
Tong: Who can't?
Money: it's all hard work
Tong: Who is hard?
Money: My wife!
They followed the old money back to the house
(Guest room, night, children, white, Guo, money, Qian Furen)
Qian Furen walked on the bed like a dead man, with old money crying beside him.
Tong: Qian Furen, Qian Furen? (Old Bai reaches for breath and is pushed away by old money)
Money: What are you doing?
Bai: I'll see if it can be saved.
Money: You have to force her to cheat her, so you can get away with it, right? Honey, honey! (Qian Furen burps suddenly, and everyone is startled) Madam! You must have left without eating!
Tong: What's the matter? Wasn't that good just now?
Money: Yes, I just had a good meal. She said she felt dizzy and wanted to sleep.
Bai: I fell asleep as a result?
Money: Yes ... What, what, asleep? It was poisoned by you!
Guo: Then, then you eat so much! Then why are you okay?
Money: I didn't eat that dish! Judging from this sentence, the more you say it, the more urgent it is. )
Tong: Which course?