1, what are you laughing at! My teeth are going to laugh. I want to drink porridge tonight!
2. What about the rear swing arm? Why put it on your ass? ! Touch yourself!
3. When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There are spiders! The instructor was surprised and asked, is there a pig? Where is the pig?
4, abdomen! I'm not pregnant, what a big belly!
5, look at what! ? Are there any beautiful women there? ! Yes, I have already seen it!
6. Laugh again and your teeth will explode!
7. Move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!
8. A boy smiled at the girl phalanx, and the girl phalanx instructor shouted: What are you looking at? ! Never seen a beautiful woman! I want you to see it! Not handsome, so ugly depends on the girls in our class!
9. A bee flies in front of a girl, and the girl hides slightly. The instructor looked at it and said, freeze! Wait until it bites you!
10, when standing in the military posture, an instructor saw someone in the other phalanx faint and turned to the people in his phalanx and said, we are not allowed to fall down here! I'll pretend I didn't see it when I fell. I stepped on him.
Let's go . .
1 1, move again next time, pull it out and kill it for fifteen minutes!
12, the leading pace is even smaller! The ligament of the person behind is almost strained!
13, are you waiting in line? ! Why is there a curved straight line in front of me? !
14, instructor to a student: Come here! The student walked away with a smile, and the instructor said, I'm at a loss for you to come with a smile like this!
15, the students shouted slogans while stepping: firm politics, diligent study and down-to-earth style. . . Instructor: I can't remember just four sentences! Student: I suddenly forgot. . . Lecturer: Temporary loss.
Memories! Will you forget to eat at night? ! Student: No instructor: It turned out to be selective amnesia!
16, instructor: you! Come here! Yes, only you! Don't look at me with such innocent eyes, it's no use! Suddenly I sneezed twice, so I suddenly said to the whole class, damn it, who is scolding me?
? ! (pointing to the man again) Is that you? The man was speechless. . .
17, a group of girls went to the toilet, and when they were seen by the instructor, they swore: going to the toilet is a very serious matter. Get in line! Come out of the toilet in high spirits, head held high. . .