Some noises cannot be heard clearly, I have removed them, please forgive me.
Zhi: Friends, you see, we haven’t seen each other for a long time. Everyone is busy. Tonight...
Ding Bing stepped in: Ah, I am the busiest.
Zhi: What are you busy with! ?
Bing: I am the busiest.
Zhi: What are you busy with?
Bing: I mainly do a lot of social activities.
Zhi: This is a social activist.
Bing: There are many social titles now.
Zhi: What titles do they have?
Bing: I am the latest.
Zhi: Ah.
Bing: I became a researcher of the Changsha Hunger Therapy Research Association.
Zhi: Hunger therapy? Are you just hungry? .
Bing: Every time it was time for lunch, the president would ask me to boil the water. When I fetched the boiling water, many people had finished eating. The only solution was to go hungry.
Zhi: They eat very quickly.
Bing: When it was time for dinner, they asked me to turn on the water again, but this time I couldn’t do it.
Zhi: I have been hungry all day, and everyone in your association is like this. (Skip correct questions)
Bing: Recently I joined the Changsha Crowd of Bees Phenomenon Research Association, and I am the vice president.
Zhi: I think the position of vice-president is too small for you. You'd better be the "crazy" leader who swarms of people and take the lead in making noises. I think you have it (this "It" is the insanely growing number of positions)
Bing: Then another fishing association chose me, and they also chose me. After I said no, I had no choice but to hire my "fishing director."
Zhi: I think you are like a Taoist priest. You are so busy that the soles of your shoes have fallen off.
Bing: Busy, busy.
Zhi: Busy.
Bing: No, I finally joined a learned association.
Zhi: What association?
Bing: Chinese Surname Research Association.
Zhi: Which association is called Baijiasurname? What is your role there?
Bing: The position I hold is very important. I am the lunch contact person of this association.
Zhi: You accidentally spilled the lunch box, turning your association into the Hunger Therapy Association.
Bing: Several times when I contacted Benten, I raised a question with the president there.
Zhi: What’s the problem?
Bing: He fixed the president there without saying a word.
Zhi: Oh, I made the president silent. (This sentence was translated into Mandarin, which is not very standard)
Bing: Finally, when there was no other way, he invited me to sit in his seat. He sat by himself next to the wall.
Zhi: You are now the president.
Bing: From now on, he never dared to return to this association.
Zhi: He was frightened.
Bing: How is it?
Zhi: What question do you have?
Bing: What question do you have?
Zhi: Tell us all.
Bing: It sounds scary (pronounced "harmony" in Changsha dialect) and you will be shocked.
Zhi: I’m not a frog. Just jump, you say.
Bing: Squat, squat, squat.
Zhi: Why do I have to squat?
Bing: Jump up without any trouble.
Zhi: I was afraid of jumping, so I squatted down and suppressed it.
Bing: What I’m asking is, Zhao Qian and Sun Li, Zhou Wu and King Zheng, why is Zhao Qian and Sun Li the first one?
Zhi: Don’t tell me, this is true knowledge. After talking for a long time, I still don’t know. I really don’t know why Zhao Qian and Sun Li are at the forefront.
Bing: I am the only one who knows.
Zhi: Hey, tell me.
Bing: You want to know?
Zhi: I want to understand. I want to understand.
Bing: This proves that you have a strong thirst for knowledge (Nian in Changsha dialect means seeking knowledge, read slowly, like seeking knowledge for meat)
Zhi: What meat do I have?
Bing: seeking knowledge and meat.
Zhi: I have pork belly. What is Qiuzhirou? The desire for knowledge is also the pursuit of intellectual flesh.
I thought I was missing some meat on my body.
Bing began to explain: Hey, hey, hey, seeking knowledge comes in...
Zhi: Seeking knowledge, meat, strong.
Bing: He is smart and eager to learn, so he is not ashamed to ask questions! You call me "Big Teacher" first.
Zhi: Who allowed me to grow a piece of knowledge-seeking meat? Let me call you Great Teacher. Great Teacher, tell me, why did Zhao Qian and Sun Li put it on their head?
Bing: This is a good attitude. I can tell you, squat.
Zhi: I am an old African man doing the high jump. You are scared (the homophonic pronunciation of Changsha dialect is "black", and when pronounced it is "harmony"). I jump. No matter what knowledge you have, you have to squat down to listen to his lectures.
Bing: My knowledge is earth-shaking when I say it, but I usually don’t talk about it, just squatting, Zhao Qian, Sun Li, ah. (The soldier didn’t know and hesitated)
Zhi: Zhao, I grew a piece of knowledge-seeking flesh in vain, Zhao. I've been squatting for a long time, let me tell you.
Bing: Zhao Zhao.
Zhi: Yes, Zhao.
Bing: Really...
Zhi: Why is it put in the first place?
Bing: Not yet. Food is the most important thing for the people, right? Everyone needs to have a full stomach. If you make some rice and some dishes, why don’t you start the stove first?
Zhi: Will you sell lunch boxes after you start cooking?
Bing: Then I don’t care.
Zhi: What are you doing here and that? I am Zhao Kuangyin’s Zhao, and yours is the stove of the stove.
Bing: When will two stoves be used in common?
Zhi: How did you know that both stoves were used for the same purpose at that time?
Bing: Then how do you know that the two stoves were not interchangeable at that time?
Zhi: I understand why you were given the president’s seat. You pissed him off, right?
The first place in the kitchen.
Bing: Zhao Zhao Zhao.
Zhi: Money.
Bing: Money.
Zhi: Tell me about the money.
Bing: You always have to go out to make money after you have a full stomach? , otherwise what will you eat for the next meal, right?
Zhi: What nonsense.
Bing: Where can I buy lunch if I don’t have money?
Zhi: Just click on the lunch box and you will get it.
Bing: Money.
Zhi: Sun.
Bing: Sun Sun, why don’t you find a wife? If you have a wife, you will have a baby. If you have a baby, you still want it to have a grandson, so Zhao Qiansun.
Zhi: You are the whole person, you have everything.
Bing: They all have it.
Zhi: Li.
Bing: Li Li, would you like some plums?
Zhi: You'd better eat some grapes, Zhao Qian Sun Li explained.
Bing: Li, the Eighteenth Son, found that there is no one
Zhi: This word was broken down and the Eighteenth Son was called Li.
Bing: Many children bring good fortune.
Zhi: This is our traditional Chinese thought.
Bing: So Zhao Qian and Sun Li are the first.
Zhi: Fortunately, you are the president of the association, and you want to go out to the society to give lectures. You should pay attention.
Bing: What?
Zhi: You may be beaten to death. Zhao Qian Sun Li explained it this way.
Bing: You really are, you just doubt me, the real knowledge lies behind.
Zhi: What kind of knowledge is behind?
Bing: First of all, you are better off than this surname.
Zhi: My surname is Yang.
Bing: Hey, Yang is good.
I’m exhausted. Let’s take a rest and fight again next time. This time I’ll stop here