Others say that your class is the most interesting. But I really think what happened in our class is very interesting! ?
"Ding, ding, ding, ding." "This is another Chinese class, hey." A classmate said. "Who cares? As long as it's not a math class, math class is too boring. In addition to doing the problem, I still do the problem. " Another classmate said. At this moment, Mr. Dai gently pushed open the door and saw us talking. He said uncomfortably, "Look, your class, really, alas!" " "The students just stopped. Teacher Dai saw his classmates quiet and said, "I'll go out for a meeting and the class cadres will take care of it." Say that finish, immediately walk out the door. The students thought that Mr. Dai was going to have a meeting in this class and immediately burst into tears of joy. "Quiet, reading by yourself. "Monitor adults spoke, everyone gradually quieted down. Soon, the two groups began to quarrel again somehow. I stood up and saw Long Wenjuan and others passing clothes. I said seriously, "Dragon Wen Juan! What are you doing? " "What's the matter now?" Long Wenjuan pretended to be wronged. I was angry and said, "why don't you listen to the class cadres?" Be quiet. " "That's not my clothes, nor did I start. "Dragon Wen Juan retorted." It's not yours. I can't leave it to you first! " "Why do you only say that I am a person? There are many people spreading it. " I can't bear to say to myself, "Because I saw you preach first. "Later, I called the names of other people who were passing clothes, and they were still passing them, and they regarded this as a very interesting game. Soon, Wen Haonan said, "Give it to me." So Tao Qilin gave it to him. Gong just took the clothes, and Teacher Dai came back. Teacher Dai saw many people talking in the class and said, "So what? Hey, really, your class. Qiu Yanhan talked about what happened. " "It's those two groups that are passing clothes." "The man in clothes stood up. "The two groups of people basically stood for more than half. Teacher Dai said, "Who started it first?" Everyone turned their attention to Tan Xiguo. Tan Xiguo said that she put the clothes in her bag, Ye Jing took them and handed them to her. Then she began to pass them on. Teacher Dai was very angry and said, "Your class is too selfish. If it's not yours, you can't put it there ... "A lot of words. They were also punished. ?
I really hope the teacher won't be angry. Being angry will do harm to your health. I believe that after this lesson, we will not be selfish any more. We will be generous and polite students! ?
Article 2: Have fun in class?
There is everything in the class, sour and bitter, sweet and spicy, and there are good scenes every day.
Look, today is no exception. The hero is Sheng Wang who is naughty after class. Ding, the annoying class bell rang like a reminder, and the students walked into the classroom helplessly, still reminiscing about the happy time of ten minutes between classes. The students sat in their seats waiting for the teacher. Only Sheng Wang murmured, "One, two, three ... ten." The words sound just fell and a familiar figure appeared outside the door. It's teacher Lu. I really admire his ability to be a prophet. Whenever I count to ten, Teacher Lu always comes to the classroom on time. The title of "Half Immortal" really lives up to its reputation. Teacher Lu walked into the classroom, scanned the whole class, cleared his throat and said, "Today, we learned a bag full of bugs." Everyone bowed their heads and dodged. Finally, Mr. Lu turned his attention to it. ?
Sheng Wang lost his swagger just now, his forehead oozed with sweat, and he blushed, but he still pretended to be calm, but his hands did not listen to him, so he trembled. ?
Teacher Lu looked into her eyes with an imperceptible smile on her face: "Sheng Wang, stand up and read the text." Sheng Wang stood up trembling: "In the south of France ... there is a stream criss-crossing ..." With the vibrato of Sheng Wang, the classroom burst into laughter. 1 of "pa", Sheng Wang's face left the "Wuzhishan". Sheng Wang has become an "eggplant face". Before he came to his senses, Teacher Lu threw out a cold sentence: "Reread". Sheng Wang broke out in a cold sweat. I really regretted reading the Book of Changes last night. If I spent half my time reading the text, I wouldn't be like this. Stuttering reading brings a crisp slap in the face. Sheng Wang's legs trembled slightly. With the cynicism of his classmates, he became more nervous: Why did you pick up some stones and burst your trouser pocket? He read "Why did you pick up some stones and burst your crotch?". Sheng Wang's face was twisted as the class turned back and forth. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Teacher Lu was also amused by his antics. ?
After class, Sheng Wang came alive again. Classmate ZhangChang's trousers, the thread seal is broken. In front of the girls, she blushed like an apple, covered her crotch with her hand and hurried back to her seat. Sheng Wang has long forgotten the pain and studied the painting carefully: "I saw your Tang Yin was black this morning, so I guess you made a big disaster and told you to lose everything, but you didn't listen. Now it's too late to regret it." ?
Alas, Sheng Wang, you deserve to be the "iron teeth and copper teeth" and "iron warrior" in our class. ?
Article 3: Have fun in class?
Our class is the best and the worst in the whole school. A good class is because it is the key class of the school. Every exam is ranked first in the school on average, and every student is stunted. It is true that it is the worst, because the discipline in our class is the worst in the whole school. But outsiders only saw its disadvantages and didn't see its benefits (depressed! Therefore, we have to study with a lot of gossip every day, and we have to accept the teachers' inculcation. Fortunately, every time we "accept" the instruction, we are comforted by Teacher Cao (the head teacher). Otherwise, we really can't live! ?
It is true that all the students in my class are stunted. ?
There is a funny little fairy in my class. Her good name is Han Kexing. For a time, he imitated Mr. Cao to speak Pingshan dialect (really like it). On one occasion, Director Hao sent a letter to our class. Han Kexing imitated Teacher Cao's voice and said, "Do something, let's go!" Director Hao has been scolded by Mr. Cao several times before. When I heard "Teacher Cao" talking this time, he left in a hurry, leaving only the laughter of my classmates. (Director Hao is so pitiful). On another occasion, Han Kexing loudly preached his "Hirayama dialect" in the classroom. Just when Teacher Cao came to the classroom, he heard that Han Kexing was vigorously promoting his classics, which also made him a funny people who didn't smile. ?
When people ask about the best calligraphy in our school, everyone will say Li Wenhui, so she has the reputation of "little calligrapher". You can't just write it on paper, but look at the actual action: most of the articles in the window of our class were written by Li Wenhui. He won a dzogchen in the "Campus Calligraphy Competition" organized by our school, and ... (Too many, I can't tell. )?
"Musician"-Haoran. He has a good voice, and seems to be able to sing all the popular songs, and he has also shown his hand in the school singing competition. All the students in the class will keep asking her questions about songs and singers. In this way, everyone gave her a nickname "Music Master". ?
"Top student" Tao Kaili. Speaking of Tao Kaili, there is no one in our school who does not know. She often wins the championship of the whole school. Don't think that she has achieved such good results with books, but she has her own "unique secrets", and Teacher Cao also told us to learn from her (I want to learn, but she doesn't teach! )?
In the window of our class, we can see that many paintings are made by two people. Who are they? It is the famous Chen and Huang in our class. The last painting competition in the whole school killed them both. Even I feel sorry for myself. ?
There are many things in my class that I can't finish in three days and three nights ...?
Article 4: Interesting articles about raising the national flag?
Monday?
"Please come down and raise the flag at once." The strong accent echoed in the campus, and the voice came from our dean. ?
We crowded to the door like a swarm of bees. You wouldn't let me and I wouldn't let you, as if we were fleeing. The disciplinary Committee had to come out to maintain order. "Don't crowd, line up." However, no matter how she shouted, the students in our class always turned a deaf ear to her words and kept pushing and shoving. ?
"Get up, people who don't want to be slaves …" The majestic national anthem rang in our campus. In primary school, we were all young pioneers, and we had to salute when raising the national flag, but not in junior high school. ?
However, at that moment, someone in our class actually raised his hand and the whole school saluted him. ?
First we froze, and then the whole school pointed at him and laughed. Our head teacher stood by, staring at him with frog-like eyes, as if to swallow him up in one gulp. ?
You can imagine what happened to him in the end. ?
Late anecdote?
Tuesday?
Early in the morning, my mother shouted at the lion in Hedong with a feather blanket in her hand: "Get up!" " " ?
I opened a crack and asked absently, "What time is it?" ?
"At 7: 45, you still can't get up in bed. Do you want to be scolded by the class teacher? " My mother pulled me out of bed by the ear with one hand and hit me with a feather blanket with the other. (The above scene is purely fictional)?
"Mom, you are a jellyfish, with so many hands, you will release' venom'." I muttered to myself and glanced at the clock on the wall. "It's already 7: 50!" I shouted, grabbed the bag on the table and disappeared. ?
"I step on it, I will step on it!" I slammed on the pedal of my bike and rushed to school like an arrow. ?
I stared at the "life-saving clock" on the wall. "Fortunately, I'm not late." I sat in my seat, panting. ?
"Ha ha ha ..." There was intermittent laughter behind me, and I turned my head: the old class put his hands around his waist and shouted at the clock: "I'm not late! Can you tell Zhong? Go to my office. " ?
I was taken aback, rubbing my eyes, ah! 7: 10. My teeth are fighting and my back is cold. You know, the punishment for being late in our old class is terrible. )?
I came back from the teacher's office ...?
My face was blue and my lips were purple. I sat in my seat and waited for a while. ?
"hey!" My best friend Lily came out of nowhere and patted me on the shoulder. "Miss, it's good to be late for the car race." ?
"Very good." I said weakly on my desk. ?
Article 5: Have fun in class?
"Look at the trick" Deng Shuang, regardless of whether others can afford his nine-yin "chicken" bone claws, is a "fierce scratch" at the other party (in fact, it is neither painful nor itchy). "Oh, Master Deng forgave me!" Wang Tao was caught "kneeling for mercy" from Deng Shuang. "Hum ha ha. Hurry and change to the next goal. " After singing, he set this goal on Wang Zhen. Accompanied by "hem and haw, hey, use chicken bone claws!" This lyric poem, Wang Zhen was hugged by Deng Shuang's hands. "touch." Deng Shuang was hit hard on the head. Looking back with resentment, he wanted to see who dared to treat himself like this ("violent man"), but when he saw it, he immediately changed his expression and became surprised-it turned out to be Teacher Fan. "Your ears got Michael! I called twice in class, and you are still making trouble. Standing on the podium! " Teacher Fan's criticism made me stamp my feet with anger. In fact, Deng Shuang can't be blamed. Since the class was changed to music that day, many students have not adapted. However, Deng Shuang did not give in. Standing on the podium, he also published his "excellent works" from time to time. Plus those funny moves, we laughed our heads off. Example: Brother Deng Dashuai, who finds me attractive, will have the same fate today. Beauty is unlucky since ancient times. Unexpectedly, in today's society, the handsome guy is the first to "wash white"; I was born useless, and I died when I was useful. There are countless funny sentences like that. ?
"I don't want, I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, there will be no fairy tales in the world. I don't want everyone in the class to know which one is making noise. "Wanda beauty, stop singing. My ears are going to be deaf by your "voice of nature"! " I complained to Wang Yue. "Thank you for your compliment!" She gave me a beautiful answer. Oh, my God. Does she not understand what I mean? I'm going to collapse! ?
"Stop the pig barking!" It seems that Wei Xin can't stand it. "Ugly people make a lot of noise!" "What are you talking about?" Wang Yue said while "attacking" Wei Xin's position. Wei Xin saw that the situation was not good, and quickly "kowtowed to admit his mistake": "Oh, nothing." It seems that he also knows that "Little Spice Girl" Wang Yue is not easy to mess with. However, Wang won't spare him because of his "nothing". She kept cursing Wei. "It's not your fault that the female orangutan is ugly. However, it's all your fault. You came out to scare us kind little MM! " Hearing Wang Yue scold himself as a female orangutan, Wei Xin was very unhappy. But what can he do? No matter who faces this glib Wang Yue, there is nothing he can do. ?
The above are two episodes of Class Two, Grade Six. Do you want to know other interesting things? Just look forward to my next submission! ?