Jin Shengtan is not only fast, but also thirty-three

First, in summer and July, the sky stops in the red sun, and there is no wind and no clouds; The front and back yards are like stoves, and birds dare not fly. Sweating all over, became a canal. Don't eat the food before you put it. When you want to lie on the ground, the ground is as wet as cream, and flies come to your neck and attach to your nose, which can't be driven away. Just then, a big black shaft suddenly appeared, and the sound was like a million golden drums. The eaves slid over the waterfall. When the body sweats, the ground is as dry as a sweep, the flies are gone, and the rice has to be eaten. Not so good!

Second: I haven't been friends for ten years, and dusk suddenly arrives. As soon as I opened the door, I didn't ask her if the boat was going to dock or order her to sit on the bed and couch, so I rushed in and abused my wife and said, "Do you have a wine fight like Dongpo woman?" My wife is happy to pay for it. It can be used for three days Not so good!

Third, sitting alone in an empty nest, I was thinking that the mouse at the bedside at night is really annoying. I don't know whether the sudden end is to damage my instrument or whether the mocker wants to crack my book. The center was puzzled when it suddenly saw a stubborn cat, wagging its tail, which seemed awkward. Hold your breath, wait a little longer, and you will come like the wind and scream. This matter has passed. Not so good!

Fourth, trees such as begonia and bauhinia are pulled out in front of the study, and there are more than ten or twenty kinds of plantains. Not so good!

Fifth: drinking with heroes in spring night, until half drunk, difficult to live, difficult to enter. As soon as the boy was relieved, he suddenly fired more than a dozen big paper cannons, so he got up to serve and set fire to it. The smell of sulfur enters the brain from the nose, which is pleasant. Not so good!

Sixth, when you see two measures in the street, you must argue for one reason. Both of them are red-eyed. No clothes, high hands and low waist, still use words. Its rhetoric will last for years. Suddenly, a strong man fell from his arm, and Wei Zhen drank water with his arm. Not so good!

Seventh: children recite, such as pouring water into a bottle. Not so good!

Eighth: after dinner, there is nothing to do. When I visit the market, I see some small things, and I will buy them again. I have already bought it, and there are very few poor people. However, the market is bitter and will not forgive each other. Then take out the next sleeve and throw it with the same weight as the previous one. The city suddenly changed its smile and refused to even say it. Not so good!

Nine: Nothing after dinner. You fell down. Then you see that the old and the new owe hundreds of pieces of paper, and their people may live or die. In short, there is no reason to return the goods. Take a fire behind your back and burn it clean. Looking up at the sky, there is not a cloud. Not so good!

Tenth: barefoot in summer, enjoying the cool sun and watching the strong men sing and step on oranges. After a while, the water rushed up, like turning silver and rolling snow. Not so good!

Eleventh: I woke up at first, as if I heard the sigh of my family, saying that someone died in the night. Is the first calculating person in a city. Not so good!

Twelfth: Xia Yue got up early, looked at people under the pine shed and sawed bamboo for use. Not so good!

Thirteenth: the heavy yin turns to the bright moon, so intoxicated that I can't afford to sleep in the morning. Suddenly, I heard the sound of birds playing tricks on a sunny day. I quickly took my hand out and opened the window to see it. The sun is shining and the trees are washed. Not so good!

Fourteenth: Just like smelling a person's heart at night, try to see it tomorrow. Enter the door, peek into the boudoir, meet people and read a document according to the case. The customer came in, nodded silently, then pulled his sleeve and said, "Since you are here, you can try this book." With the laughter, the shadow disappeared. Already hungry; Xu asked the guest, "You are hungry, too." How fast!

Fifteenth: I didn't want to build a house, but I have spare money to try to build a house. From this day on, we need wood, stones, tiles, bricks, ashes, nails, no sooner or later, nor can we reach our ears. Even if sparrows dig mice, it is just a house and school plan. No one can live in a house, and it is as safe as life. Suddenly one day the house was finished, painting the walls and sweeping the floor; Put up windows and hang pictures. After all the craftsmen went out, they came to sit in separate beds. Not so good!

Sixteenth: Drinking in winter nights turns cold again. Try to push the window. The snow is as big as a hand and has accumulated three or four inches. Not so good!

Seventeenth: in the vermilion dish in summer, extricate yourself from the sharp knife and cut the green watermelon. Not so good!

Eighteen: Long desire is not as high as high, bitter can't eat meat openly. If it's a monk, and you want to eat meat openly, then Xia Yue will cut his hair with hot soup. Not so good!

Nineteen: I stumbled across the handwriting of an old friend. Not so good!

Twentieth: store three or four boils in private parts, and ask the hot soup to close the door and take a bath. Not so good!

Twenty-one: the poor came to borrow money, saying that they could not talk about it, but only talked about something else. I peeped at its bitterness, pulled it to a place where no one was there and asked how much it needed. I gave it all when I rushed in, but it was just a matter of asking him to deal with it as soon as possible, because I still had to drink less. Not so good!

Twenty-two: In a boat, when the wind is favorable, you can't sail hard, but you can speed up your heart. Suddenly, when I met Ge, I flew like the wind. Try to pull the hook. Tell me. Inadvertently, I took the cable to its tail and sang Lao Du's sentence "I cherish the mountains and I know the oranges and pomelo"; The laughter was loud. Not so good!

Twenty-three: I have long wanted to find another place to live with my friends, but there is no good place. Suddenly there are not many houses in the cloud, there are more than a dozen, and the doors are by the river, with lush trees. After dinner with this man, I tried to take a walk and see what the house was like. There is an open space for beginners, which can be six or seven acres, so you don't have to worry about melons and vegetables in the future. Not so good!

Twenty-four: after a long time, tourists have returned, and seeing women and children on both sides of the country is the voice of their hometown. Not so good!

Twenty-five: If good magnetism is lost, there is no reason. I read it again and again in vain. It has never been more noticeable because the chef is claimed to be used as a miscellaneous device. Not so good!

Twenty-six: non-saints, can be safe. It's really hard to get up early and be greedy for the dark and not know what to do in private at night. It suddenly occurred to me that Buddhists have the method of Busa. If they don't hide themselves, they will repent, because they are familiar with all the guests, and they will soon lose Chen Qi. Not so good!

Twenty-seven: It's never too soon to read letters from others!

Twenty-eight: Push open the paper window and let the bees out. Not too soon!

Twenty-nine: As a county magistrate, it's not too fast to play drums every day outside the imperial court!

Thirtieth: it's almost time to watch the kite break!

Thirty-one: It's never too soon to watch a wild burn!

Thirty-two: it's good to pay off the debt!

Thirty-three: it's not too fast to watch the campus guest pass!