Sketch "Recruitment"
Characters: manager, male A, female B, male C
Scene: There is a word on the blackboard: a dog in the door
Manager: Hong Hushui, making waves, beating me to the stage of the Spring Festival party. It's a little scary to stand here. Can you give me another round of applause? I made my fortune by frying stinky tofu, and now I'm going to merge this Motorola. It's hard to do without talents. I have to find a special way to recruit. Have a look. See, this word is a word I made myself, but it's not a word. Why did I make this word? I just want to test them and see if the people who applied for it today are honest with me. Number one!
man a: hmm.
manager: hey, buddy, say hello, buddy!
man a: boss, I am number one.
manager: how did you get in?
man a: I came in smelling it.
manager: what's that smell?
man a: it smells very familiar to me.
manager: oh, so you used to fry stinky tofu.
Man A: I'm the foot massage manager of the pedicure center.
Is this a smell, huh?
man a: boss
manager: what's your name?
man a: Heyuan.
manager: what's your last name?
Male A: Last name is Yi.
Manager: Summer Palace, I seem to have heard your name somewhere. Oh, man, you are still a celebrity.
man a: aye, boss, I dare not.
manager: actually, today's exam is very simple, so let's just test one word.
man a: oh, just one word!
manager: please look at the word on the back, er, do you see it?
man a: I see it.
manager: then please answer my first question first. From the point of view of calligraphy, what style is this word?
man a: you can tell it's in bold. The boss can't have such a simple problem. Hey hey. . . . . . Boss, what kind of body do you like?
manager: I like ... you don't care what style I like! I'm asking you this word. What is he?
man a: what's the name of the boss, please?
manager: my last name is Liu.
man a: that's Liu ti.
manager: if my last name is ma.
Male A: Horse body.
manager: my last name is Luo.
Male A: Luo body.
manager: this guy is a bit of a climber. I see. Please answer my second question. What is this word he is?
man a: which is a word? it depends on what the boss means. Boss, this is a knowing word.
manager: how can he understand?
Man A: Look, this is a door. There are dogs in the door. The door is a door, dogs are dogs, and the door and dogs are watchdog. Yo, boss, you want to find a housekeeper.
manager: then what did he pronounce this word?
Man A: It says `````````` Look
Manager: What? Hey, what did he say again?
man a: oh, boss, he read it.
manager: oh, I can't tell, you are still an inventor!
Man A: If the boss dares to write, I dare to read. If the boss gives me a glass of water, I dare to generate electricity.
Manager: Then you call this "how bold people are and how productive the land is"
Man A: I can go as far as my mind is.
Manager: You can go now.
man a: ei, where is the boss going?
Manager: OK, just go straight ahead, don't look both ways, and the terminal is when you get home. Ah, I have something to say, boss.
Manager: Ah, say it. . (Action)
Manager: Ouch, such a big bag.
man a: this is called giving a red envelope.
manager: people like A (male A) are determined not to take it. Maybe they will use my money to speculate in stocks. Number two!
Woman B: Here we go. (Singing): There is a girl who is a little bit handsome. She is still bright, bright ...
Manager: What is this?
woman b: boss, this is an echo.
manager: turn off the echo. What do you do?
female b: yes.
manager: may I have your name?
female b: Zhu's surname is not expensive
manager: huh?
Woman B: Wrong. Your surname is Zhu, hehe.
Manager: What's your name?
female b: princess huanzhu
manager: yo-ho, you still have a compound surname! Height?
female b: confidential
manager: weight?
female b: confidential
manager: age?
female b: keep it secret
manager: are you from the security bureau?
woman b: hehe. .
manager: tell me how old you are.
female b: my daughter is eighteen this year, and she hasn't talked about marriage yet.
Manager: Oh, I don't care whether you get married or not. Tell me your education.
woman b: ah!
manager: where did you study?
woman b: oh, I am a teacher.
manager: what, what, from jiaotong university? Oh, are you Shanghai Jiaotong University or Xi 'an Jiaotong University?
Woman B: No, I'm the
manager of Grandma's University. It's still a private university. So you're here today?
Woman B: I heard that the boss was looking for a job, so I came to ask for a female secretary and Guan Gong.
Manager: Guan Gong?
woman b: no, it's public relations, and I got it wrong again.
manager: I'm telling you, I'm not looking for a secretary or a public relations officer here, but I'm looking for a general manager here.
female b: the secretary plus public relations is the manager.
manager: what kind of manager is that?
woman b: after a long time, I will take care of everything.
manager: whatever you do.
woman b: I'm very diligent.
manager: I said miss.
woman b: well, why don't you call me gege?
Manager: Miss Gege
Female B: What about Huanzhu?
manager: oh, you are really killing me. Let's get down to business, shall we?
woman b: oh.
Manager: Answer me, what is this word from the perspective of calligraphy?
woman b: hey, I said boss, what style do you have when you say this word?
manager: there are too many of them!
woman b: then the word is multimedia.
manager: how is multimedia?
woman b: oh, look, I think more about you every day, which is called multi-media body for short.
manager: #%, please answer me quickly what this word is.
woman b: who wrote this word?
manager: I wrote it, I wrote it.
woman b: you can't even recognize your own handwriting!
manager: me. . I tested you today.
woman b: oh, then it's pronounced Wang.
manager: how do you pronounce Wang?
Woman B: Look, there's a door inside. There's a dog in the door. When he sees people, he growls. The sound he growls is woof-woof ...
Manager: Don't woof. When you woof, my heart will panic.
woman b: if he is really in a panic, my job will have hope.
manager: you go, you go.
woman b: you won't hire me?
manager: no!
woman b: forget it if you don't hire me. I've seen thousands of bosses, but I haven't seen an idiot like you. I think you belong to cucumber.
manager: what do you mean?
female b: I don't want to shoot! He owes filming! ```````````````` Not enough to shoot.
Male C: Yes, the red flag is floating in the wind. Hey, it's a triumph. Hey, uncle workers carry hammers, and farmers carry sickles.
Manager: What's this?
man a: talent show.
manager: oh, what do you do?
male c: for the exam.
manager: oh, what's your name?
male c: surname Shi.
manager: what's your name?
man c: people are honest, because they are straightforward. What do you say when you meet something?
manager: oh, that's good! First of all, would you please look at the word behind?
man c: ouch! The point is as thick as a horizontal one, and the square is just like a house. There are two dams on the door, and the pigs are not kept inside.
manager: # RMB, that's interesting.
man c: thank you.
manager: please answer a question from us. from the perspective of calligraphy, what is this word?
male c: bold.
manager: how did you know it was in bold so quickly?
man c: you can tell at a glance.
manager: oh, it's really honest. people don't look at his fat, maybe he is the most promising.
man c: everyone knows such a simple question. What is written with a black pen is bold, what is written with a red pen is red, and what is written with a colored pen is a flower plug.
manager: to be honest, please answer my second question: this word, what is it?
man c: boss, this word has a door.
manager: what's wrong with the door?
man c: it's a security door.
manager: what do you care?
man c: there is a dog in the key.
manager: what's wrong with having a dog?
Man C: Why do dogs need security doors?
manager: why do you care? Answer me quickly, what is this word?
man c: it's not a word.
manager: how do you know it's not a word?
man c: I don't recognize him.
manager: oh, to be honest, you are really honest. ok, I'll get your watch right away.
man c: as long as it is a word I don't know, it's not a word.
manager: be honest! This is really a rare talent. There is a well-written poem. I looked everywhere in iron shoes, but I couldn't find it. This talent said that he came.
man c: boss, I have two words. I don't know if I should say them properly.
manager: yes.
man c: it's really like a mountain running water meets a bosom friend, and you're talking nonsense.
manager: to be honest, you are the one I am looking for. Yes, the monthly salary is 1
Male C: 1.
manager: too few, ah
man c: 8.
manager: oh, good! Where do you live?
male c: Hankou.
manager: where is Hankou?
man c: hexagonal pavilion.
manager: where is the hexagonal pavilion?
Male C: Bed 16, Psychiatric Hospital.
this is the script. read and write it.