There are many ways to introduce yourself, so how do young men introduce themselves? Let me take you through them next.
Chapter 1
I am very happy, but I am very lonely.
I am very gregarious, but I am lonely.
I am very humorous, but I am very melancholy.
I’ve been trying to think of pain as dimples.
Wearing jeans and a tennis cap.
People who don’t know me think of me as a deep but impure person, a person whose thinking is like a mechanical bite, and think that I am cool, cold, and a bit dull. The perfect union of all the monks on this planet. Oh, there is perfection. I am completely satisfied. People who know me half-know me say that I am unpredictable, like the Jiangnan wind in May, warm but a little bit twitchy, you can feel it but cannot catch it, so they want to entrust a multinational company to make a top-notch pocket to blow me away like a gust of wind. When you turn it in, you often mistakenly cover the top and fail to cover the bottom. Call me frank, but at the same time, I am as vague as the paste of the Chinese cards. I am so confused that I have no common sense. They often try to help me shuffle the cards, but such people often do not wash their hands. People who know me well praise me for my lack of scheming, sincerity, sincerity, simplicity, caring and caring for others, although sometimes my mother-in-law is not much better than an old woman with all her teeth filled. , speaking like an old scalper wearing an old almanac pulling a broken cart, creaking and creaking, although it is broken and bumpy, it is also full of charm. However, this period of time is generally within the tolerance range of ordinary people, and it will not be too long. After reasoning, it is not would be too short.
Think I am a friend enough, loyal enough, and capable enough. They often have sex with me on dark and windy nights. If we are at the beach, there will be scenes of high waves, but I often take Sprite. Chemical reaction with liquor. When the only thing in his eyes was the wine glass, I really couldn't drink wine. It was the mountains and rivers that raised me, not the wine that did the job. This is for boys. For girls, I am cute enough, not as cute as a little angel. I am romantic enough, but I cannot write a love script like Shakespeare. I have a strong petty bourgeois sentiment. I often write small poems and short prose that make me fly. It spins like a top, but I was careless, careless and half-hearted, which made her considerate of me and hateful to me. Love and hate are intertwined in my "three mores". I am versatile, passionate and thick-skinned. , according to me, it is an investment place with high risk, high investment and high return. People who understand me completely, sorry, not yet. Will this section be exciting? Who cares, let's show off the "single aristocrat" style first, because this is a matter of fate, because she will be the one who will accompany me throughout my life. angel.
Chapter 2
Oh! Glad to meet you. My surname is Zhang and my name is Naiqian. Do you want to make friends with me? Don't worry, let me introduce myself first.
How old am I? It has been twelve "June 1" Children's Days since I was born. As for the height, hey, don't look at me. I'm not very tall, but I'm not light. I'm...ah, by the way, my weight must be kept secret, otherwise you will laugh out loud if I tell you. How can I go out and meet acquaintances in the future? Although I am fat, my facial features are very regular. Look, I have a face with a Chinese character, two big black grape-like eyes under the double eyelids, full of mischief, a straight nose under the eyes that looks like a sculpture, a mouth that is neither too big nor too small, and I can speak well, so my dad always says that I look good. Able to be a sketch actor. Speaking of my facial features, everyone also gave me a nickname - "Fair Features". Don't laugh. To be honest, I don't want to compete with the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission of *** Center, I am a little kid. What level can it be? However, when I grow up...this is a story for later, so let’s not talk about it today.
Speaking of personality, I am a very lively little boy, but precisely because of this "liveliness", it also led to a series of "stories" for me. Once, when the teacher was teaching the article "Watching Tides" in Lesson 32, I suddenly remembered the scene when I went to Haining City with my dad to watch the tides during the summer vacation, so I couldn't hold my tongue anymore. When the teacher turned around to write on the blackboard, I I immediately shot my head towards my classmate, and just when I opened my mouth, I didn’t expect that the teacher would suddenly turn around. You can imagine my ending. I don’t know how many criticisms I received from teachers just for speaking up in class. However, don't underestimate me. If you listen to my advantages again, you will smile.
Look, I am the one who actively raises my hand to speak in class, I am the one who excels in my homework every time, I am the one who comes out on top in every major exam, and I am the “outstanding student leader” praised by the school every semester... How about, my advantages There are more shortcomings than that.
As for my hobbies, "bookworm" is another nickname for me. You see, I read when I open my eyes in the morning, I also read during meal time, and I often fall asleep with a book in my arms before going to bed every night. For me, sometimes reading is more important than eating. Moreover, there are only books on my bed. My mother once teased me for living in a "siege" of books, saying that I was a faithful imitator of "the great man ***". Alas, it makes me happy to say that I can't live without my good friend who makes me happy, worries, enriches and makes progress - books. In addition, I also like calligraphy and painting very much. If you don’t believe it, you can come to my house and have a look. There are my colorful and colorful "masterpieces" on the walls and doors, which are guaranteed to feast your eyes.
This is me, a little boy you are still interested in, how about it? Do you want to make friends with me? I dream of having "friends all over the world"?
Chapter 3
He is a pretty good person. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings! Sometimes I feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I refused to admit it, they beat me and called me hypocritical. I am the super internet bug of the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, kill me, flatten me, kick me, kick me, beat me, and even boil, fry, stir-fry, fry, stew, stew, braise, steam, and dry me. , boiled... I have no complaints, but the premise is: this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, and temperamental beauty in the world - don't look at the name of so-and-so's girlfriend, Let's see what happens!!! There was once a girl who wanted to go to hell with me - "If you don't pay me back, I will die with you!" There was once a girl who dated me until the next life - "I want to pursue Me? In the next life!" There was once a girl who was willing to die for me - "Being with you, I would rather die!" The family was poor and ugly, only 1.49 meters tall. Primary school education, rural household registration. There are three broken houses and one acre of thin farmland. The cold pot and hot stove are hot, but my wife doesn’t. All year round, the medicine never leaves your mouth. Today, I go online and recruit my girlfriends. On the road to revolution, we work hand in hand~~ If a woman can see the sun and the moon white, these words will be compared to the sun and the moon, and your eyes will be blue. I have severe astigmatism
I want a healthy and ordinary person, someone who can fry tomatoes and eggs, and operate a washing machine. There may be a little freckles on the face, and he will blush when meeting strangers. He knows soy sauce. How much does a bottle cost? The girl who wiped my sweat when I was carrying rice home. Is such a request high? If there really is such a girl, then God, I beg you to give me one!
The villain lives on one side of the Yellow River, with a house and fields at home. Life is full of joy. Since the establishment of OICQ, it has taken away my time and money, forcing me to sell my property and land, and live on the street... Dear friends, take pity on me and chat with me! Chat!