How to write a short and funny greeting? Let's have a look! The following is a brief summary of the funny greetings I arranged for you. I hope you can read it for reference!
1. Every day is new; It is true to smile every day; Greetings are pure every day; Blessing every sentence is deep; May you be happy!
2. In the vast sea of people, you are the only thing I can't let go of, and I am also the most helpless. No matter where you go, I will bless you!
The moon came and the sun went, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.
4. Love means that someone cares about you, someone cares about you, someone wants you to be happy, and someone misses you all day. Brother, you finally got what you wanted today.
The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.
6. It is difficult to give gifts in Qianshan. Send a text message to bless you. Health and beauty are always with you. The god of wealth has a crush on you, and hundreds of millions of dollars follow you. Friends always bless you.
7. The students in the department of biological research and engineering said an amazing thing: one divorce often leads to two marriages. This is called fission reproduction, which is a common way of reproduction for lower animals.
8. As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.
9. At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and making dreams come true. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy holiday, good health and a happy family!
10. I felt warm when I met you for the first time. When I made friends with you, I meant it. I am very happy when I am with you. I don't regret knowing you as a friend.
1 1. May cheerful songs haunt you all the time. May happy years be with you forever. Bless you: Happy Spring Festival, good health, happy family and all the best!
12. Let friendship be deeper in care, family be warmer in care, mind be calmer in frankness, life be better in simplicity, and blessings be better in greetings!
13. Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!
14. If you can, please don't get tired of my blessing; If possible, please always think of me who cares about you; If you like, please let me share your joys and sorrows!
15. A paper tiger and a Mickey mouse light candles and live together; One became a little husband and the other became an old mother in the future; Lulu, how happy-I wish the young couple a happy marriage!
16. I was about to turn off my phone when I suddenly remembered, dear, I haven't contacted you for a long time. I don't think I have forgotten you, but I will always remember you in my heart. I sincerely wish you all the best!
17. May you be the wind and raise the sails of expectation; May you be a ship, breaking the waves; Life is to smile forward, bravely move forward and embrace colorful life. Good luck!
18. Dear, you have added many wonderful memories to my memory screen. Please accept my sincere wishes. May all happiness be with you forever! Happy new year!
19. I feel safe with your peers; With your encouragement, I am full of strength; I am deeply happy to have your thoughts; May my best brothers and sisters be happy every second and every day!
20. The first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last blush of sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I send my sincere wishes: Happy New Year!
2 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the distance between time and space. But I want to ask you when to invite me to dinner, and I'll tell you by text.
22. Every warmth and friendship in the world, every care and blessing between brothers and sisters, is a blend of heart and heart! I cherish every brother and sister in my life who is destined to be!
23. Water is active, trees have roots, and my love for my wife is also warm; There is a reason why I love you so much and send you a text message. I wish you a happy Women's Day!
24. With the coming of March 8th, I wish you a happy holiday, romantic as cherry blossoms, beautiful as flowers, auspicious as snowflakes, rich as peony flowers, lucky as peach blossoms and fragrant as jasmine flowers!
25. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest.
26. Friendship deepens in the communication of space, friendship is realistic in the passage of time, mind is frank in the communication of space, distance is closer in mutual greetings, and wishes are verified in mutual blessings.
27. Love for a year and hate for a year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps are two steps of happiness; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival for me in advance!
28. A beautiful woman who knows the meaning of happiness, a smart woman who looks at life with wisdom, and a woman who decorates her days with romance. Today, you are the most charming woman. Happy holidays!
29. That's my greeting when your mobile phone rings; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the message, you have my concern; When you are ready to turn off your mobile phone, remember that I said happy March 8th today!
30. Read with me. If you read it correctly at all, there will be a grand prize: forget it, and forget it later. Wow, you scream really well. I will give you a bone!
3 1. I once chatted with my girlfriend about calligraphy on the bus. I said that the thin gold body has a lot of personality, and my girlfriend asked how the fertilized body has a personality! I was so angry that I surprised her and didn't give her a good look!
32. Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is knowing the world. It's a bit silly to love only one, but love two at least, three five are just right, and ten eight are handsome.
This old motorcycle hit a pedestrian. He comforted the angry victim: "Comrade, you are so lucky. It happens that I am off today. I usually drive big trucks! " "
Walking alone in the cold street in the middle of the night, I feel lonely and helpless. I always think of you, miss you and look forward to you. I really want to say to you loudly ... will you invite me to dinner?
35. Some people say that you are like a professor during the day and an animal at night. I think they are wrong, because you are an animal when you take off your clothes at night, and you are not a professor when you put on your clothes during the day, but a devil wears Prada!
36. worry! Trapped by another problem. I'm worried. I don't want to eat or drink these days. I said, help me. See what this means: "Pigs are good at reading."
37. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.
38. I passed the dormitory building and something floated on it. Looking up at the whole building, I saw tears streaming down my face. Hmm? Braised taste. Shit! Who is so unethical, filling soup after eating instant noodles!
39. Your child is called face, and I am called ass. I lost face in the street. Five years later, you came to my house and said with emotion: If I lose face, my ass will be as big as yours now! Hey!
40. Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!
4 1. On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She's going down to find you, give you a beauty treatment and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!
42. Those who see that women can't walk are called flower addicts, those who like reading are called book addicts, and those who love martial arts are called martial artists. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.
43. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
44. It is raining outside, dribs and drabs; Clouds are floating in the sky, in clouds and fog; Looking up, there was a little ant lying on the windowsill, drooling and running nose. Wow, how much like you when you were a child!
45. A miracle happened: ducks fought; Fish flew into the sky; Cats and dogs form in-laws, and mice are their neighbors; Strange, why didn't I see you in the tree? No ... Pig's still the same?
46. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun, but also gold, except for insect pests and frog pesticides. Taking mice is not a cat's patent, so can you. What are you waiting for? Hurry up!
47. It's late at night. I woke up from a dream. On the grass in the suburbs, when you approached me slowly, my heart beat wildly. It all came so suddenly that I shouted at a loss ... Mouse!
48. Someone wrote on the desk: I miss you once a day, and then I shed a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Someone replied: Every time I miss you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.
49. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance!
50. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the fog, as romantic as the moon, as passionate as the sun and as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!
5 1. The female camel and the giraffe are blind date, and the giraffe is shy after meeting. Female camel: Are you introverted? Giraffe: No, I didn't expect you to be so open. By the way, don't you usually wear underwear?
52. Novice friend, when you break into a pig farm, don't panic. Be brave in fighting. There are at most three results: you win, you are better than a pig; You lost, you are not even as good as a pig; If you do, you're like a pig!
53. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as clouds, as warm as the sun and as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!
54. I was a little demented when I was a child. It is said by adults that earthworms can still live when cut in half, and they will become two earthworms. As a result, I cut more than 10 in one afternoon, and all of them died, because I cut vertically from the middle.
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