Location: Class 6 * of Yuehua School
Character: Teacher Li: the head teacher of Grade 6 *
Li Xiaomao: the child of a wealthy businessman;
Zhang Dongdong: My parents divorced, and my mother opened a small shop for her to go to school. (Before the evening self-study, all the students in the classroom were preparing learning tools. At this moment, a classmate came in with a cake)
The curtain rises
Health A: Li Xiaomao, your father has sent you a birthday cake!
Xiao Mao: (jumping off the table with joy) Where's my father? (asking while picking up the cake)
shengjia: deliver it to the door and leave.
Xiao Mao: didn't he say anything? (eagerly asked)
Health A: No. (Xiaomao leaves angrily)
Health A: Zhang Dongdong, isn't it your birthday today? Why didn't your mother send you a cake? (to Dongdong)
Dongdong: (Before the students finish) Stop it! I hate her to death! We agreed to deliver the cake! (Climbing on the table and sobbing, other students watched him leave in surprise. At this moment, the teacher came into the classroom with the teaching staff)
Teacher: Class!
health 1: stand up! Hello, teacher!
teacher: hello, students! Today, we mainly review what we learned in the last class ... < P > S2: Teacher, Zhang Dongdong is crying. (pointing to Zhang Dongdong)
Teacher: (Walking over with concern and stroking Dongdong's head) Dongdong, what's the matter? What's wrong? (Zhang Dongdong seems to have been greatly wronged, and starts to cry loudly. )
Health 1: Teacher, he is not unwell. Today is his birthday. His mother didn't send her a birthday cake, so he cried.
Xiao Mao: Teacher, my father sent me a cake. Let me celebrate my birthday with Zhang Dongdong! (coming over with a cake)
Class: Yes! Yes! Yes! Our class gave them both birthdays. (Sing "Happy Birthday Song" together)
Sheng Jia: When you are old, sing a song to them and wish them a happy birthday and progress in their studies.
health 1: I'll dance with you. (Singing and dancing)
Health 2: I'm writing a couplet for you two (calligraphy display)
Dongdong: (Laughing through tears) I've never had such a meaningful birthday since I was a child. I'm so happy today!
Xiao Mao: Me too! (Xiaomao Dongdong holds hands)
Teacher: (Holding a letter to Dongdong) Dongdong, in fact, your mother hasn't forgotten your birthday. Look! This is the letter she sent yesterday. I wanted to give you a surprise after studying at night. Please have a look! (Dongdong opens the letter and reads it)
Dongdong: (In front of the audience, the sound can come from outside the words)
Dongdong:
When you received the letter from your mother, I think it should be your birthday. First of all, I wish you a happy birthday. I said I would give you your favorite birthday cake, but my mother caught a cold these days and couldn't go out. I can't send it to you. When you come back on Sunday, I will prepare the biggest cake for you. It's cold, so you should put on more clothes. You should learn to take care of yourself without your mother ... (Mother's music plays and Dongdong cries)
Teacher: Dongdong, your mother didn't forget your birthday. The day before yesterday, when she called to find out about your study, she was too ill to get out of bed. She was afraid of delaying your study and wouldn't let me tell you ... (Dongdong grabbed the words)
I know I was wrong! (Facing the audience) Mom, I was wrong about you!
Mom, you raised me and gave me life and infinite love, but I never understood you.
mom, it is you who support our incomplete home with your weak but strong body in order not to let me be wronged;
Mom, it's the limited savings you earned by opening a shop that I can go to the best school and get the best education.
however, I have never understood your difficulties. I remember that I did badly in the exam, and you just sighed, so I slammed the door and left, and you had to look for me for a long time. Today, it's my birthday, and people say: baby's birthday, mother's bitter day. Today, I really understand the meaning of this sentence! I think of your silver silk that turned white after working hard for me, and I think that you are still thinking about your son's birthday in the hospital bed, so I understand and understand the love of a mother! A mother's selfless love for her son! (sobbing)
Teacher: Yes! Baby's birthday, mother's bitter day. The teacher is happy for your understanding and moved by your filial piety! (to the audience) Come on! Stop crying, son, let's eat cake! (holding Dongdong's hand)
Health 1: Teacher, Li Xiaomao is crying again. (A student comes to report)
Teacher: What's the matter with you, Xiao Mao? Didn't your father send you a cake?
Xiao Mao: Yes, my father sent me cakes. I have cakes for my birthday every year, but they never thought about what I really need. Is cake enough? (to the audience)
Teacher: Yes! Is cake enough? ..... (to the audience)
There are two new students
: "(Walking out of the platform, as if wandering around) I'm a # # freshman, and I'm 16 years old and unmarried. I, man of great talent, have an imposing manner. I know everything from astronomy to geography. Today, I suddenly heard that my students are going to recruit new students to be cadres. Originally, I had no interest in being an official, but I heard that being a student union cadre is quite imposing. Just go and have a look! "
(shaking to the student union)
Freshman: "Wow! As soon as you enter the door, it is the learning department. Our school really focuses on learning! "
Learning cadre: (As soon as the freshmen entered the door, they met the minister of learning department, and she was there with a collection of poems in her hand, reading with emotion) "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, could there have been a frost already?. Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home! " (Khan! ! ! ! ! )
Freshman: (Applause to him, of course, in a flattering tone) "This must be the minister of learning! Meet me, junior! ！” (bowing with both hands)
Learning cadre: "Oh, yes, I am the learning department minister who claims to gather the top learning backbone in the whole school! (smug) I wonder what this brother has to do? "
Freshman: "I've come to the Student Union to apply for a position as a cadre. As soon as I came in, I was in your learning department, and I was attracted by your voice, so I'll apply for it in your department first! I don't know what are the conditions for being a cadre? "
Learning cadres: "Dare to stop! Brother is really ambitious. It's impossible to say the conditions, but we need some basic things. " (Shen looks at it from the front to the back)
Freshman: "What is it?" (looking curious, looking at her hand)
Learning cadre: "(facing the audience) For example, my academic performance should be ranked in the top ten in the whole school. In fact, I am the first in the whole grade, so I will relax my requirements for you. This is the most important thing; (Blowing my fingernails) And then, if I want to know a musical instrument, such as piano or flute, I know three musical instruments! (turning to the freshman, watching him still, and turning to the audience) So I relaxed my requirements for you; Of course, I also have the same artistic appreciation ability (the freshmen immediately vomited when they heard this and ran off the stage). There is no need to be so poetic as me, but they should have the same hobbies as me. And finally ... Huh? Where are people? "
(Before he finished, the freshman had disappeared)
Cadre: "Why are all the students so impatient now? Forget it. (Reciting tone) Even if I am the only one in the Ministry, I can hold up a sky! I am so poetic! ! ! HOHOHO！ So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, could there have been a frost already? ... "(reads aloud and walks off the stage)
Freshman:" (runs up to face the audience) Wow! I didn't expect there to be such a narcissist in the learning department. If I am elected, it will be miserable! Go to another department. Huh? The student union has a girls' department? I don't know if this department is closely related to MM? " (A rather lewd expression appears)
Female cadre: (Seeing someone outside the door, she came out to ask) "What can this classmate do for you?" I am the Minister of Female Student Affairs of the Student Union. "
Freshman: "(whispering) Wow! The girls' department really hides beautiful women. Ah, elder sister, I'm here to apply for the position of student union cadre. "
Female cadre: "Oh, welcome, which department do you want to apply for?"
Freshman: "This ... Hey! Just your girls' department! "
female cadres: (facing the audience) "huh? But our girls' department has never received male cadres. Because a lot of work in our department is carried out with female students as the core, in order to make girls have a better learning and living environment, you are a boy ... "
Freshman (crazy, suddenly want to open):" Elder sister, this is not good! There was Shang Yang's political reform in ancient times, and now the United States has attacked Iraq. There are exceptions to everything and everything seeks innovation. I always care about girls in every possible way. Girls' problems are my problems, and girls' worries are my worries, big sister! For the happiness of hundreds of girls in our school, please let me join the Women's Department ..... "(Kneel on one knee, be decisive)
Female cadre:" ... OK, OK, I'll take YOU, and our department will make an exception and accept you as a male cadre. Then you can solve an urgent girl problem with me now ... "
Freshman:" Oh? What's the problem? "
Female cadres: "Alas, although we girls usually love to talk and laugh, (there are pictures of two girls joking at the table), we sometimes have some minor conflicts. That's why the two girls in Grade Two are quarreling now because of a trivial matter ..." (Don't make a sound when you start quarreling, but be fierce, it happens suddenly)
Freshman: "Alas, two girls in Grade Two are quarreling now because of a trivial matter. I'm going to take care of it ... "(I just wanted to leave, but I was pulled back)
Female cadre:" Wait ... You don't know, our girls' problems are small and big, and if you don't handle them well, they may ... "
Freshmen (scared):" What will happen ... " Hook your nose (cover your nose) and tear your clothes ... "(At this time, two people at the table, the female cadres say what they do and make jokes)
Freshman:" (hands cover the chest) Wow! Indecent assault! ！”
Female cadre: "Are you scared?"
Freshman: "Ah ... no, no ... This dress of mine belongs to Metersbonwe Bang Wei. Is this problem not suitable for a boy like me? Let's leave it to you girls to solve it yourself! I'll go first ... "
Female cadre:" Hey! Don't go! We girls need you ..... "(chasing the freshmen off the stage and coming back when they are about to reach the stage, I said to the audience," Hey, let me solve the girl problem myself! " Then he went over and said a few words to the two girls, and then the three of them stepped down together.
Freshman: (Running on the stage again) "These girls are really troublesome! Forget it, then go to other departments. "
Lao Cadre: (appears from the other side) "Alas ..."
Freshman: "Huh? Why is this big brother sighing? Is it also for girls? "
Lao cadre: "Oh! No, no, I'm the Minister of Labor and Health. (To the audience) It has always been our bounden duty to make everyone live in an elegant campus, study in a bright and clean classroom and rest in a tidy dormitory. (I haven't recovered for a long time, and then I brush it at the freshmen.) Excuse me, are you ... "
Freshman:" (Take a step back) I've heard a lot about the Ministry of Labor and Health for a long time, and my younger brother is here today for the post of cadre of the Ministry of Labor and Health ... "
Lao cadre:" Good! You come with me at once! " (Pull up the freshman and talk while walking)
Freshman: "Go? Where to go? "
Lao cadre: "canteen!"
Freshman: "(excited) canteen! (Going forward for a while and whispering to the audience) Oh, the Ministry of Labor and Health is the Ministry of Labor and Health! Talk about everything at the dinner table! What a style! (Stopping to hold the hand of Lao cadre) Big Brother! I'm with you ... But? It seems that it's not time for dinner yet. How about later? "
minister Lao: "alas, there is no place to eat! We are going to reflect our opinions on the canteen for the students. "
Freshman: "What's your opinion?"
minister Lao: "you are a new student, you may not have noticed. I ask you, when you go to the canteen to cook, did you find that when the waiter scratched your rice or vegetables, your hands were always shaking like this ... "
Freshman:" (pondered for a while) Well ... it seems that this is the case. "
Minister Lao: "That's right. Every time she shakes like that, she loses ... one or two pieces of meat." (Counting the meat that fell, it is very distressing) (Sweat! ! ! ! ! ! ! )
freshman: "(whatever)? Isn't it just one or two pieces of meat? "
minister Lao: "classmate! (Seriously) You don't understand this! Each of us lacks one or two pieces of meat, and thousands of our students add up to a fat pig! " (makes a gesture of holding a pig)
Freshman: "Ah! ! ! Sorry, I'm not good at bargaining. You'd better go by yourself ... "
Minister Lao:" Hey! Why don't you go? Classmate ..... "(chasing down the stage)
Freshman:" (Sweat! ! ! ! ! Once again, I went on stage to face the audience. How many times has this been! ! ! ) The Ministry of Labor and Health used to be a bunch of cheapskates! It doesn't matter if this department doesn't advance. Huh? These two men in front are extraordinary in spirit, so they must have some connections! (Running up and blocking the front) These two heroes, I will meet you. "
minister of health: "oh, I'm the minister of health care, and he's my assistant. It seems that you are a new student, right? Our security department is the security department of the cooperative college to do a good job in the public security work of the school. Do you need any help? "
Freshman: "No, no, I, I want to apply for a job as a cadre in the medical and health care department ..."
(The telephone rang suddenly, and the assistant picked it up and handed it to the minister and said, "Minister, it's for you!" )
minister zhi: "oh, wait a minute, I'll take a call. Hello? Yes, this is the medical department. What's the matter? (Freshman is curious and sneaks up to listen to the content) What? There are two drug dealers in our city? Nine deaths and one injury have been caused on the way! (The new student looks surprised) What? Probably hiding in our school! ! (Freshman's expression is stiff) Ok, please inform other departments, I ... Oh, I just recruited a new cadre here, and I'll call him right away! (Freshmen run away in panic) Wait a minute. Hey, how come people have disappeared ... "
Freshman:" (Super sweaty! ! ! ! ! ! ! Run up again, be angry! That was close! I didn't expect to be in danger of joining the medical department ... (seeing a boy walk into the student union) classmate! Classmate! Do you want to apply for a student union cadre, just like me? I advise you not to go! The student union is full of weirdos, either bitchy or stingy, plus a narcissist! By the way, life is in danger! ! Listen to me, don't go! Don't go.