Pebbles and crabs

Recently, my friend invited me to eat peacefully in the new Jiangnan of Daba, and the last dessert came. The waiter dressed in Hanfu said in a gentle tone:

"This dessert is called pebbles and crabs. The pebbles are covered with chocolate, and there are mousse, matcha, lemon and passion fruit inside. The little crab is made of pumpkin mud, and this pile of foam next to the little crab is made of lemon. "

"Ah, this is very interesting. If I don't introduce it, I will definitely think that this pebble is a real pebble. " I said.

After the waiter left, we began to study this dessert like children. To tell the truth, crabs are fake at first sight. It's just a crab-shaped pumpkin pie, but that pile of foam and pebbles can really be confused with reality.

Ping said, "Look, the little crab crawls and crawls, and finally it comes to a pebble. Gee, this place is really beautiful. Well, I will play next to this pebble for a while, so the crab starts to spit bubbles,' spit ... spit ... and soon, it spits out a bunch of bubbles bigger than pebbles. Ha ha ha ... "

"Your imagination is too rich!" Xiang jun said.

"You are a fairy tale, and the waiter is an expository." I have committed an occupational disease.

Then I thought, what effect would it have if the waiter introduced this dessert as Ping said? This is similar to the name of Zhao singing Pingju's newspaper-very funny. Do it once in a while, be funny and make everyone laugh, which is beyond reproach. But if you want to use this as a gimmick to win the hearts of consumers, I am afraid it will be counterproductive. The name of the newspaper, or use descriptive words.

I remember seeing several scenes of calligraphy "masters" writing in a video not long ago: someone was writing while playing Tai Chi; Some people seem to want to write a word for thousands of meters while writing; Some people write like a plane, and each stroke pierces the paper; Some people are dancing when writing, trying to break the pen; Some people have perfect hands, but they put two pens in their nostrils to write a nose book ... Where do people feel the beauty of calligraphy from these strange calligraphy images? The way I know how to write calligraphy, whether standing or sitting, hanging or resting, should be very elegant. Did Zhang Xu turn his body into a dragon and tiger when he wrote Weeds? What is the purpose of the "masters" in the video to make such strange calligraphy tricks is really puzzling.

I once attended a training course on moxa stick baking, during which the organizer invited a senior moxa stick baking master to show the baking method. I saw him holding a moxa stick as thick as a rolling pin, first pushing the cloud hand, then Su Qin's sword back, and then Hei Hu's Soushan ... Chen Tai Ji Chuan's performance. I can't help wondering, does Ai Zhi need these grandiose preparations? Can these Tai Chi movements enhance the effect of moxibustion? Ai Zhiren focuses on these dazzling tricks. Do they still have the mind and energy to study Ai Zhi culture and improve Ai Zhi technology?

In fact, the real intention of all mysterious people is nothing more than attracting people's attention, obtaining advertising effect and pursuing interests. But its way can only fool people for a while or fool some people. The sword goes sideways, and it is estimated that it will eventually become a western poison Ouyang Feng!