In patriotic sketches, Shuang Huang's lines are very urgent ~ ~ ~

Props: a chair and a handkerchief soaked in water (at first, A entered the center of the stage from the right side of the stage). On the occasion of the Lantern Festival, I wish you good health, a happy family and all the best. Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! Hello everyone! Hello everyone! Who are you? Come here to make trouble! B: My name is Huang. Today, I'm going to show you a double spring. A: Double spring? Learning can be great! What about the university? You got it? That is asking for advice. A: The double reed is of course that one person says that one person will do it, and one should "learn while talking". B: There is really too much knowledge. Let's perform? Well, how about giving it a try? B: Lao Huang, I am 33 years old and weigh over 330. I don't know why I am so heavy! The food at noon today is really delicious, with meat and soup. I took a bite of meat, soup, meat, soup, meat, and I ... ouch, stomach pain, toothache, leg pain, headache, foot pain and back pain. A: Scratch when it itches! No, you can't talk. A: I'm out of breath when I go down! B: Why don't we change it? A: Just change one. Who's afraid of who? I have to dress up first. A: As the saying goes, clothes make the man, and horses make the saddle. He doesn't look good if he doesn't dress up. If he's dressed up, hum, just watch. Oh, that's great. B: OK ... It's up to you this time. A: You can learn anything I say, but don't. You can't learn what I said. What are you talking about? I can learn everything. How could I not come? A: You see, he has to listen to me for this slap. He does whatever I tell him to do. Don't you believe it? Let me try it for you: stand up, close your eyes, hold out your right hand, hold out your thumb, point back, open your mouth, put it in your mouth, bite, bite, bite hard. Fuck you, I'm crazy. Didn't you listen to me? B: Whatever you say! I perform once today, bite a finger, the next performance, bite a finger again, a few more times, my hand will become army of one. A: Don't be angry! I just want to see if you can act. It's official now. B: Come on. See what I can do to him. (To the audience) The sun in the sky-big, big, big, I am on the ground-hot, hot, hot. I took out a handkerchief to wipe my sweat, drank a glass of cold water to clear the fire, took off my coat to blow the wind, and pulled off my tie to completely cool down; The cold wind blew, the snowflakes floated, and I was so cold that I jumped straight. What is wrong with me? I don't have burns. I'm at a loss. I should fight. A: I reached out my right hand and hit my left face. I reached out my left hand and hit me on the right face. A: Put out your right hand and hit your left face. Hold out your left hand and hit your right face ... A: Hold out your right hand, hit your left face, hold out your left hand ... A: Come back, it's not over yet! B: I'll be a pig's head if I keep fighting.