The company works overtime every day and never touches the housework.
Turn off your cell phone when you get home, and delete the message when you come back.
Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.
By contrast, three cases were suspected and four cases could be diagnosed.
Funny jingles about men 2
Talented and ugly,
Handsome people earn less money,
Those who earn more money don't care about their families,
Family is worthless,
Promising and unromantic,
Will be romantic and unreliable,
Practical and timid.
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Handsome, too spicy, not handsome, not available;
Be lively, say you are too oily, don't make any noise, say you are too boring;
Wear a suit, say you are too serious, wear casually, and say you are a redneck;
Will make money, afraid that you have a mistress; If you don't earn money, you are afraid that your child will be weaned.
Get married, lest you regret it; Don't get married lest she regret it.
Give birth to a child, afraid that you have no money to raise, don't have children, afraid that no one will raise you when you are old.
It is difficult to be a woman these days, and it is even more difficult to be a man. Men should be good to themselves!
Funny jingles about men 4
Twenty-year-old man helicopter,
A 30-year-old man bomber,
A 40-year-old male boxer,
Fifty-year-old man glider,
A 60-year-old man with a tractor,
A 70-year-old man turned off his cell phone.
The 80-year-old man's computer crashed.
If not, you tell me and I'll give you 1. Men are so smelly that they are not ashamed to lie! Obviously, he stepped on his back and said it was a secret tryst at work, but he said he was drunk, tired from going home to work and fell asleep in bed. If his wife offers charm, he pretends to shout pain and covers his stomach! 2. Symptoms of men having an affair: the company works overtime every day, never touches housework, turns off the mobile phone when they go home, deletes text messages when they come back, snores loudly when they sleep, and often wears anti-underwear. By contrast, three cases were suspected and four cases could be diagnosed. 3. How do men die: seeing beautiful women? Go to hell, understand? Beautiful, cheat into the room? I'm anxious. Sleep in bed? Tired, does the wife know? Scared to death, do parents know? I'm so ashamed. Does the leader know? The whole death, rival in love knows? Beat to death 4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees! 5. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will be pregnant, second, their wife will be desperate, third, their young lady will get sick, fourth, their lover will be soaked, sixth, mahjong will be played, seventh, money will be stolen, and eighth, Viagra will fail. 6. Eight don't understand: you don't drink the toast of the leader, the leader touches it first, the leader leaves by car, the leader talks a long story, the leader talks nonsense, the leader takes a shower first, the leader turns over the table, and the leader listens to the cards and you touch it yourself. 7. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death. 8. Find a beautiful one when you are young, a hardworking one when you get married, a rich one after divorce, and a ghost when you die. 9. A man is always laughing and his eyes are discharging. He is either sick or cheated! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!