Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.
(The positive solution is "If my belt widens, I will never regret it". I admit that this is something wrong with my brain. )
2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _ _ _
A: There is a clear spring in my heart.
The positive solution is "only the source of living water is coming", but we still have some water problems ~ ~ ~)
3. When * * * cuts the candle at the west window, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.
The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")
4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Not moving.
(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )
5. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Little people succeed.
(faint directly)
6. Poor people are immune, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.
(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)
7. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, everyone in the world knows you.
A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.
(Khan ||| ...)
8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 stunning beauties, _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~
(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")
9. With Cai Feng's wings, _ _ _ _ _ _
A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.
Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.
(The positive solution is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")
10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.
Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.
1 1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A: Married men don't go to bed.
(The Chinese teacher is angry! )
12. May people live a long life, _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: An eternal flower.
(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * ChanJuan")
13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.
(Yes, it's quite neat)
14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.
(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)
15. I was born useful, _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.
Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.
(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)
16. If the day is sentimental, it will be old, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: People do not waste their youth!
(The positive solution is "If you don't hate the moon, it will be long and round", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song")
17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Please don't tell him.
(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")
18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.
The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming.
19. A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: If you don't eat, you are a big fool.
Who hasn't died since ancient times, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Only some people died one after another.
(ending: a bird left by the teacher to give a lecture after the parent-teacher meeting ...)
20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _ _ _ _ _
A: Li Bai slept soundly.
23. A glass of sparkling wine, _ _ _ _ _ _
There's a lot of money, beautiful woman.
24. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
The representative work of junior one students: ghost knocking at the door in the middle of the night
25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five buckets of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" …
26. I am old, and people are old, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Wife, my wife and other people's wives.
(The teacher later commented that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha)
27. In those days, Jin Ge was an iron horse, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Look now, watch and fight.
(The positive solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")
28. I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam in grade five.
Classmate A: The taste is the same.
(Laughing at the invigilator and principal outside)
29. The first-year students paired up, "Climbing to the city with mountains among the white clouds, _ _ _ _ _ _"
Classmate A: I went to the hotel to put the young lady to bed.
His Chinese teacher almost bled to death on the spot.
30. If the relationship is long-term, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: It should be when two people get married.
3 1. Qian Fan on the edge of the shipwreck, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: There are many tricks to be complacent.
32. Books are rarely used, _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: By the end of the month, there will not be enough money.
33. If a day is sentimental, that day will be old, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: People die young when they are affectionate.
(The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round without enmity")
34. Who hasn't died since ancient times, _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Who has no paper in his stool?
(No language ...)
35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? ___________"
I'm sorry, I don't know. ...
(The positive solution is "it should be green, fat, red and thin")
37. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "People's doors are locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A voice shouted: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom.
But how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole ... "
Classmate A: The holes for dogs to climb out are also locked/* * *, they are all locked!
38. Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Classmate A: Can I have an extra copy?
39. When I was a freshman, I had a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Are our people Artemisia people? " .
Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving."
Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times.
40. How much can you worry about, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A: Just like a pot of Erguotou.
(The teacher criticized, "You drank too much again."
Tang Bohu ordered a poem about Chou-heung.
A group of geese at the foot of the mountain, hissing, rushed into the river, caught geese in the river to satisfy their hunger, and went home to play with their wives after eating.
Poems by Hong Kong Students (Funny)
If you don't understand the product, you won't understand it.
The test is exciting enough, but there is no doubt.
Do you know how to make trouble in class?
Self-study and self-study are the same.
Born in China, died in China.
It is possible for me to learn English.
My English is not qualified, which shows my character.
Unqualified math teachers take full responsibility.
What if the language is unqualified?
Doing well in the exam depends entirely on isolation.
The exam is not well isolated and I don't know how to do it.
Going back to school every day is more worry-free. The teacher talks wild and never leaves his head.
I heard criticism like sleepwalking for no reason.
Homework is like revenge, and doing wild things is like making money.
Going back to school is a daily quilt with poor quality.
If you copied all your homework, you wouldn't hand it in.
Go back to school to drink coke after school.
Ring the bell and fly separately, another day.
Ocean, you are all water.
Good horse, you have four legs.
Beauty, you are so beautiful.
There is even a mouth in his court with other ladies, 3,000 rare beauties under the nose, and iron bars will be ground into beautiful gentlemen. The villain will never regret taking off his clothes, which is what others like. If people are haggard and poor, they will be immune to it. If the rich have wives and concubines, why cut the candle at the west window? As long as they look like Saddam Hussein, everyone in the world knows that you can fly and shake trees. Fight between the head of the bed and the end of the bed. I hope people will last long. An egret will fly in front of Mount Cisse and climb a turtle by the river in Dongcun. I suggest that god be full of vitality again. God will yell at me three times. I am only useful when I am born. The mouse son can make holes. Love is old, and people don't waste their youth! If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell his hero, the body of work, and my mother's good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness. If you don't eat it, you are a big fool. Since ancient times, no one has died, but the bright thread at the foot of my bed and Li Bai have died one after another, which scares me.
Kangjia Caiba TV sets, luminous wine glasses flying into ordinary people's homes, a lot of ghosts knocking at the door in the middle of the night, passers-by trying to break their souls, old people and old people, wives, wives and people's wives, all smell the same. I hate going to the hotel to take my young lady to bed. I don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month. Since ancient times, no one has died. Whoever has a paper stool will stick a knife in me. I take me as an example.