2. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
4. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.
5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
6. It's good to know what you are.
7. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.
8. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.
9. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
10, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.
1 1. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.
12, the most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully. 、
13, rival in love fell into the water and we had to pee.
14, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.
15, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
16, my deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "go away".
17, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.
18, your new love is still someone else's whore.
19. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
20, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless.
2 1, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
22. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
23. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.
1 1. Oops! What happened to you outside the body? I just picked half of it! ! !
12. It's only been two hours, and you can't do it?
13. Dear, I have it again ~ Although I don't know who the father of the child is, the only thing I can be sure of is that they are not your own flesh and blood!
14. Please don't invite me again when you get married next time, because my heart can't bear too many blows. ...
15. Please forgive me for breaking up with you-because I hate it when you call-bed with a dolphin voice! Swearing sentences without dirty words
16. let's break up-because I haven't applied for Saudi citizenship yet, I can't get married with all of you. ...
17. If you had been willing to punch my uncle, you wouldn't have suffered so much from my breaking up with you now ~
18. From the first time I didn't see red, I knew we wouldn't have a result in the future. ...
19. sample, there is one last gesture, so you can break up! What a pity ~ ~ ~
I want to say a word to your rival in love most. Her beauty is guarded by me. Go away.
-when people are tired, they rest; When you are tired, just calm down. When you grow up and mature, this society will see through. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you. You cry, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears, you can grit your teeth and go on. Because life is actually just your life. As time goes by, I know more and see through more, and as I get older, I feel less and less happy. I miss those years, the future is far away without shape, and we simply have no troubles.
There are so many rivals in love. Title: There are so many rivals in love.
Singer: Zhong Zhentao
Album: live high
Zhong Zhentao-There are too many competitors.
I want you to explain.
I'm soft-hearted
I almost forgot the love disaster.
I do have a rival in love.
How do I know so much?
I can't believe I'm the only one who is frustrated.
I love you so much!
I'm too lazy to talk about it. I'm afraid I've already said that.
But how do I know it will turn into a love disaster?
Are you tired of my love?
You are determined to leave.
I miss you every day and ask me how to live.
Please allow me to say it again.
Please believe me, love words are not just casual echoes.
Leave me if I say I love you. .
Whoever it is.
I've talked too much.
I'm afraid it's much wrong to say too much.
I can't bear to teach me helplessness anymore.
If you don't let me have it again.
Love you once is enough.
But not more than you want to start.
Give it to me at this time.
Stop thinking about you, him.
But you ask why with one eye.
Have you said what you said?
If you really want to find him,
May you always be me.
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4. Ask something like "If I were in your heart, my rival in love would be 3,000." If you are by my side, you are my cultivation. I hope I can achieve positive results. If I were in your heart, my rival in love would be three thousand. If you are by my side, I will live and die together. If you commit yourself to me, I will be flashy all my life. Do what you should do and love the person you should love, and you can cope with the grandeur of stormy waves and the warmth of flowing water. Of course I can't be the best person for you, but I will give you the best one. Finally, I covered the world with misty rain from the south of the Yangtze River, but it was just silence. After the wind fades, I am still watching over you on the other side. Sincerely, time can't break in ... why don't you give up? Whispering love stories and writing love pictures. Bloom a love story and cover a blue tile. It is bound to gather and disperse like water, carrying thousands of miles of dust, just waiting for the next encounter. People can never see the lens, but I mean a thousand years in the world, such as my moment. Destiny meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other .. I see all the oceans in your heart. Although it was 3,000 yuan of weak water, I only took a ladle to drink. I am on the other side of the river, watching the return, and there is no hope of returning. I'm always in a leisure year. Looking back across the bank, even if we find that the scenery is long, we just missed the emperor's morning and evening. You didn't look back at me, but I kept smiling at you. If life is just like the first time, why is it sad to draw a fan in the autumn wind? You can't get your momentary gaze back. Buddha said: Looking back a thousand times in my last life, I got a brush. Past lives passed by a thousand times, and this life was met once. I met a thousand times in my last life and got an acquaintance in my life. Know each other a thousand times in previous lives, and get a love in this life. +0.10000.100001001000606 I can't finish the flowers in spring. 32. The mirror has been dark since you came out. Miss you like running water, how can you be poor? 33. I am in a trance and wandering. I thought of the water in Fengtian, the rainy season and the slightly cold early autumn. 34. I sigh for generations and laugh at my life. 35. Life is white. Qian Fan was silent. 37. This paper is a little worn and fuzzy. But every sketch, every trace, seems to record the yearning that spans thousands of years. 38. Seeing each other late and getting drunk is the leading edge, and the wind and rain have dispersed. Where are you drifting? 39. Fantasy is infinite. Once you meet it, you will never forget it. When you meet your host, you smile. You don't know each other. Why not? 40. A person can't lead a drunken life without talking and laughing. 4 1. Sing if you win, and rest if you lose. If you worry, you will get drunk today and worry tomorrow. 42. I know that this love will not have any result, but it can comfort my soul! . 43. Look at the sun and the moon that day, and you will be silent. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you have never left and never changed. 44. Just let it go and never see the mountains and rivers again. 45. People and the sky are empty, so why forget each other? 46. However, I can remember everything you said for a lifetime. 47. We met by chance, but we missed each other, so we hope to remember each other. 48.。