It was definitely made up by Han Han. How could Lu You write such a poem without rhyme or meter? Excerpt from Han Han's "Three Doors":
Lin Yuxiang felt only disappointed at this moment, because he was definitely not as strong as the second in grade.
Shen Xier pestered Susan to talk again, maybe it was some math questions; after the two of them finished talking, they looked at each other and smiled. Lin Yuxiang wanted to interrupt but couldn't, but he was angry in his heart, thinking that since you have said everything, why take up my precious youth, Lin Yuxiang - in the eyes of people, it is hateful to occupy the latrine and not poop, but in fact, the most hateful thing is to finish pooping. Shit still occupies the latrine.
Lin Yuxiang hesitated to ask questions. No matter whether it was good or bad, as soon as he showed his head, the question was answered by Shen Xier. Angry, she asked forcefully: "Susan, have you ever - that?"
Although this question is vague, but with its rich content, it has made a strong iron wall, and Shen Xi'er wants to cut it down. They kept cutting.
Susan's face kept blushing, she bit her lip and said, "Of course not - really not."
Lin Yuxiang felt much relieved. Today's boys have distorted Plato. Choosing a beauty is like eating food. You must not take something that has been bitten. Yuxiang felt honored to want to take the first bite.
Luo Tiancheng wants to fight with Yuxiang, revealing the animal side of people. Lin Yuxiang asked Susan for her phone number. Luo Tiancheng kept this in his mind while eating noodles. His outlook on life has not changed much, but his outlook on love has changed beyond recognition. He feels that beauty is still better. Luo Tiancheng would be surprised every time he recalled the dramatic changes in his life. It would be like being surprised when a person goes out alone and comes back to find that his house has been replaced by another one. Lin Yuxiang's house has not been changed, but the owner has been. The fire of enthusiasm finally couldn't be suppressed and burned so fiercely that it could make Kuwait's oil fields feel inferior and die.
Of course those are just inner changes. Both of them looked as calm as dead water. Suddenly, Susan was pleasantly surprised to find something, and said, "Wow, I found a poem on the table." Lin Luo's two heads hurriedly came over. Lin Yuxiang's upright heart is swaying, and his poetic talent is born according to his emotions. I saw someone engraved a poem on the table:
Wo Chun
Wo Mei and Smell the Flowers
Wo Zhi Hua Zhongtian
Fish Kisses Lying on Stone Water
Lying on Stone Replies to Spring Green
Lin Yuxiang shouted: "Good! What a poem!" He commented: "This poem does not pay attention to rhythm. It was not written by Han Yu. This poem This five-character quatrain must have been created when Liu Zongyuan opposed parallel prose. I have seen it in "History of Chinese Literature". According to my memory, Womei refers to a kind of plum blossom that is abundant in the north, with long branches. , seems to be lying down; the owner is lying in the room, describing the scene of himself in the sun, and the "lying stone" seems to be from which ancient book? "Wanli Yehuobian"? It seems to be a place in it. , in Yunnan? It seems to be a landscape. The pool of water near it is called Wo Shi Shui, and the fish are kissing the Wo Shi Shui. This section is really magical, like "Zhi Xiao Shui" in Liu Zongyuan's "Eight Records of Yongzhou" "The Story of Xiaoshitan in Qiuxi" - the grace of fish, at the end, Wo Shi seems to be replying that spring has arrived, what a poem! What a beautiful mood!"
Susan couldn't blink her eyes and was full of praise! Said: "Wow, Lin Yuxiang, you are so awesome!"
Lin Yuxiang rambled about the title of the book, and received unexpected results. His vanity was satisfied, and his ambitions were high. Unexpectedly, Luo Tiancheng said coldly: "You can read it a few more times and try."
Lin Yuxiang read it three more times. Susan burst out laughing, praising Luo Tiancheng for being smart. Lin Yuxiang hurriedly asked what was wrong. Susan was so speechless with laughter that Luo Tiancheng laughed along with her. Shen Xi'er didn't understand it at first. She laughed until she died after reading the poem several times. Lin Yuxiang carefully read the poem silently several times, and suddenly his face turned red. It turned out that the homophone of this poem was:
I am stupid
I have no culture
I only know Farming
Want to ask who I am?
I am a big stupid donkey
My scalp feels numb after I realize it? Think about what I just mentioned. , I was angry, regretful and ashamed, so I had to lower my head and eat the noodles.
Luo Tiancheng did not let Yu Xiang have the opportunity to hide his shame, and said: "Everyone has almost eaten, let's go, there is still half a day."
Susan waved her hand and said: "No, I don't have half a day left. I have to rush back in the afternoon. You can go and play."
Yuxiang walked out of the shadow of defeat and felt nostalgic. Let’s go with the club, it’s all on our way.”
“No, I’m not from the literary club.”
Yu Xiang hated not having the power to admit Susan on the spot, and secretly took advantage of Ma Debao: "Teacher Ma is a very nice person."
Susan insisted: "It really doesn't matter, I still have something to do."
Luo Tiancheng said in arbitration: "Okay, Lin Yuxiang, don't bother. There is no such thing as a banquet in the world. Let her go when it's time to leave." Dunton asked again: "Susan, when do you decide to leave?"
"There is still half an hour." /p>
"Let's talk about it after visiting Tuisi Garden.
" Lin Yuxiang suggested.
Luo Tiancheng smiled and said: "Genius, this is Zhouzhuang. There is no retreat garden, there is only Shen Hall. "Lin Yuxiang scored twice and was too embarrassed to speak.
When Shen Xi'er heard about the ancestor's hall, she was so excited that she insisted on dragging Susan over. The four of them hurriedly paid the bill, but the shopkeeper couldn't persuade her to stay. The four people walked around for a long time and finally found Shen Hall.
When a spiritual person dies, his spirit will not die; similarly, after a rich person dies, his money will not die; Shen Wansan's money will lead to death. There were so many Chinese and foreign tourists that the population density in Shen Hall taught people the importance of family planning. The four of them were quickly separated. Shen Xier followed Luo Tiancheng, and Lin Yuxiang was lucky enough to be together. , is far better than four people together. Susan and Yuxiang were very close to each other in the crowd, and the fragrance of Susan's hair hit his face, and Yuxiang couldn't help but have the urge to reach out - this is an instinct. According to ancient legends, when God created humans, the first batch of humans had two heads, four hands and four legs, which are male and female bodies in today's biology. However, God thought they were too smart, so he put "human" together. Split into two, it became what it is now, so men have the instinct to search for the other half - women. Of course, there are also those who find fault, that is, homosexuality. Thinking of this legend, Lin Yuxiang burst into laughter.