1. What are the funny eight-character "aesthetic" sentences?
Tears are a frequent visitor to memories.
On the other side of Pinellia, the years are passing by.
1. Love and time never meet again all year round.
2. Half summer time, half branch song.
3. If you can’t stay with someone for a long time, don’t embrace them deeply.
4. Only by never forgetting your original intention can you achieve success.
5. When I wake up on a spring night, where can I find the fragrance?
6. Lanterns are easy to burn out, but grace is hard to find.
7. The prosperity is gone and the clouds are gone.
8. The stars are falling over the city, like floating lights.
9. Amber heart, but nine generations of drunkenness.
10. A bit infatuated, a bit caring.
11. If you are already injured, why leave no traces?
12. Liuli Song, singing the love of three lives.
13. The green water is worry-free, but the face is wrinkled by the wind.
14. When I woke up from the dream, I saw prosperity and a deserted city.
15. Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming.
16. Your half step is my world.
17. If you are well, it will be sunny.
18. If you bloom, the breeze will come.
19. Green hills are as old as snow.
20. Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams.
21. Just like a person drinking water, he knows whether it is hot or cold. 2. What are the eight-character humorous sentences?
1. The world is dangerous, if it doesn’t work, just retreat.
2. Being garbled by love.
3. Carrying two dollars and 5 million in mind
4. Exercise your muscles to prevent getting beaten!
5. Take care of the environment, everyone is sick.
6. Drunk in reality and awake in dreams.
7. I have no intention, so why am I sad.
8. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street.
9. On the right side of happiness, there is a deserted place.
10. How difficult is it to die? If you don’t live, that’s it.
11. Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain
12. I was burned by your eyes.
13. The score is not high, just pass.
14. If you don’t learn deeply, cheating will lead to failure.
15. If you are not very intelligent, you can do it with diligence. 3. A collection of messages on the message board with eight words for love
Infatuation type
Vow to love to the end
Even if you love until you get hurt, you will still love
Due to the crazy pursuit of thousands of miles
Never give up for the rest of my life
Overcoming thorns and thorns day and night
Holding my son’s hand and growing old together
Follow the feeling, I will love you even if I die!
Crazy for you, crazy for you, crazy
Romance
Dim lights, stormy rainbow
Grow old slowly with her
Helpless type
I am crazy about you, but who is crazy about me
It is rare to be confused, and it is so difficult to be confused
Falling in love with someone you shouldn’t love Lover
The gleaming white rabbit walks east and west.
The clothes are not as good as new, and the people are not as good as before
Talking about love does not know the feeling of sorrow
Ridiculousness
Grunting and grinding teeth together
Fuzzy, confused and dumbfounded
You are the crow flying in the sky
I am the yellow dog chasing on the ground
Brothers, sisters, sages and saints have no self. (8 words)
A feast of rice buns, vegetables and meat with wine (8 words)
After being drunk, you will eventually wake up and be busy (8 words)
Let’s have a good time together When you need to relax, think quietly (8 words
Carefree type
Eating from the bowl and looking at the pot
Self-confidence type
Confidence in letting go I became the winner
My love is up to me
The Boy Killer’s Tirelessness
Sweetness
You and I , so sentimental
Ordinary type
Carrying a schoolbag to and from school
Straightforward type
I like the boys I have dealt with< /p>
If you don’t say you love me, I will leave
Advice category
You will not waver; I will not falter
Reality category
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There is suffering in happiness, and seeking happiness in suffering
May all my family members be lovers
Fate will come and go, and fate will go away.
Hope to adopt the 4.8-character funny signature of thanks
Funny signature!: 1. Between SB and NB, I look at you and sigh ~ 2. Weigh. >
I am very unhappy.
I want to eat when I'm unhappy.
3. I’ll give you a gift tonight. If you don’t light the mosquito coils, I will send you a few red envelopes in the middle of the night. 4. When I was in middle school, I had the courage but not the courage. In college, I had the courage but not the heart. Now The thief's heart and courage are all there, but the thief is gone. 5. I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age~ 6. At night, I couldn’t fall asleep for a long time... I wonder if the girl next door is asleep? 7. Congratulations, I am about to say goodbye to my 24 years of single life, and will soon welcome a new 25th year of being single. 8. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes. 9. I don’t really want to eat, but my mouth Want to exercise.
10. There was someone above her... 11. I said to the buddy sitting next to me~~You are only one step away from being a genius~~ 12. I didn’t know how to fart before I went to college, but I can do it when I come to college. What a fart! 13. Youth. Why don’t you see the bird even after the BIU beeps? 14. A; It’s hard to swallow this bad breath without revenge. B: How can I let you die? 15. My family lives in Loess Gaopo~oh~, and your family lives in the women's toilet~~~ 16. Abortion is painful, and abortion at the subway station in the morning is even more painful. 17. I will marry him when he is twenty-two~~ 18. Nothing can be relied on these days.. I am the only one who can be relied on.. Abbreviation: Damn.. 19. Why do the children walk to the door of the "Youpeng Snacks" shop Just ran away? 20. When I was a child, my mother said: The wolf is coming~; when I was in school, my classmates said: the teacher is coming~; after getting married, my colleagues said: your wife is coming~; now, my lover says: she has not come this month... 21. Get up early in the morning , boxing; meeting in the morning, taking a nap; eating at noon, burping; going to work in the afternoon, burping; working overtime in the evening, playing cards; coming home late at night, fighting.
22. The 6-year-old daughter was severely beaten by her mother for making a mistake. She cried and said to herself: Why should a woman embarrass a woman? 23. I saw the gray machine come over, then gray again, then gray again, oops. Hit a wall.
24. Can my stinky feet get on your broken bed... 25. I’m not afraid if you hit me. I’ll go to Beijing to find the boss. The boss will give me a gun and shoot you in the ass three times. 26. I’m right Every lie you tell is true 27. It was you who forced me to add a verb between the two subjects of me and your mother! 28. The younger brother used to be tough, but the policies were tougher than the younger brother; now the policies are soft, but the younger brother is softer than the policies! 29. Life can be played appropriately, but life cannot be played. 30. Let the wheel of history roll forward, but I, the Third Ring Road Traffic Vince, will not move! 31. I’m a fucking thief and I’ve never said bad words. You fucking don’t believe me? Fuck, believe it or not! 32. I put on my cotton-padded jacket, took a deep sip of cold tap water, looked up at the stars, and said with tears: Spicy next door... 33. Love is like smelly socks, the longer they last, the more they taste.
34. I want everything but shamelessness. I'll eat anything, just don't suffer any loss.
35. I read online reports about black coal kilns. I couldn’t help but sigh: How could such a thing happen? I watched the news broadcast for 7 days in a row before I calmed down~~ 36. Who will use my beloved Tu Pipa again to play the song Dongfeng Po 37. Are you angry? If you are angry, just Cry out.
Hee hee hee 38. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
39. I have inexplicable back pain. Could it be that I am pregnant? 40. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now I don’t even have the only shortcoming. I am almost perfect... 41. The dream was shattered along with the hymen. 42. Leave note: Dear teacher, hello, I am in a bad mood. I'm asking for half a day's leave, please approve." 43. I really don't know whether the games nowadays are for people to play or to play with people. 44. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, Miss Chun came lightly~ 45. Female: Now Come on, did they say no? Male: You clearly said no, no, no-stop-ah! 46. I gave classmate B a bigger apple, but I didn’t expect that there was a J*B big one inside. Insects... 47. Busy---Business with your heart will lead to death... 48. Do you like a man who smells of oil smoke or a man who smells of cigarettes? 49. Ten years ago, I dreamed of changing my life. Ten years later? .Life changed my dream 50. I didn’t say a word of nonsense for a long time, but I still farted after a long time. 51. Who is that? Go back and urinate and rinse your mouth before coming back! 52. Women spend their whole lives looking for MAN. In the end, they find that the most MAN is themselves. 53. Crosstalk is a human body art that pays attention to trapping, deceiving, abducting, and deceiving... 54. I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that the quilt was too thin.
55. When you are sad, take a pill. Sugar, tell yourself that life is sweet! 56. Just take a spoonful of weak water~gargle it! 57. I can’t change you? 58. Whenever I see a beautiful woman on the street, I always Imagine a sudden strong wind... 59. An American cursed Bush as a stupid pig in front of the White House, and was immediately arrested on the charge of leaking state secrets. 60. Life, life.
If you have sex occasionally, you will die! 61. The girl proudly said to her roommate: Ouch, it’s disgusting, the boys are all clinging to me like flies.
The roommate replied without raising his head: Probably because you look like poop! 62. I have seen a woman’s signature, and it may be the shortest. The two words are “itch, want it!” 63. Nausea’s mother cried very sadly while holding Nausea. Why? Because it’s so disgusting... 64. The child gives the mother a stomachache before birth and a headache after birth. 65. Ugly women are also girls! If she's a girl, she should be picked up. Why don't you pick me up? 66. One dusk morning, a young old man.
Riding on a dark white horse, chasing down cute enemies. 67. My biggest worry is that I have no worries! 68. Toilet prompt: You can only pee here, never um! 69. Under the tall building, I felt sad in my heart, and my face was wet, with a salty taste. Is it rain or tears? Look up at the sky...**, who is peeing upstairs! 70. Missing him (her) when you have insomnia is love; missing him (her) to the point of insomnia is love. 71. People cannot bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.
72. A newspaper published a photo: a photo of a couple of lovers and their dog. And with the picture title - dog, man, woman ~ 73. The universe is so big that it is unimaginable, and the earth is just a speck of dust in the universe, so why should I suffer just to lose a dime! 74. When you want to lose something, please think about it and never lose face.
————Prompt on a fruit peel box in Chengdu. 75. There is smoke but no fire, it feels uncomfortable.
There are birds but no B, sad. Discomfort and sadness. 5. Eight-character classic sentence
I don’t know what you are using it for, but if it is just for fun, I will give you a fun one. 1. 2 yuan in your pocket, 5 million in your heart
2. Traveling is from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.
3. No matter what age it is, there is no sense of gangsterism at all.
4. Give yourself an English name: Stressful.
5. The son did not study well and was scolded by his mother. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said: Why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: It's not because of you!
6. Last night, when my phone was connected to wifi, there was a notification to update the system. After the update, I can no longer access wifi.
I asked HTC customer service and they said that this version of my HTC G7 was sold to Tanzania. There is no wifi there.
7. The farthest distance in the world is when we go out together, you buy four generations of Apples, and I buy four bags of apples
8. I use a sack of money. When I went to college, I exchanged a sack of books; after I graduated, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn’t afford a sack!