Huo Xiang's advertising poems

Life is like * * * *, if you don't gamble, you will gamble, and you will lose. If you gamble today, you will splurge.

Fight, bicycle becomes motorcycle, fight again and again, motorcycle becomes rice shell.

I learned to gamble since I was a child, and my life is getting better and better.

I don't know luck when I gamble, and I don't know health when I roll.

Nine people in 10 rolled dice, and the first person in 10 rolled five.

Men don't roll without money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.

When you order a pot and a lid, you have to have sex at leisure.

Even if we can't talk about love in the future, why not camp with him?

Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like brothers.

For a brother, you can stab both sides, for a woman, you can stab two brothers.

It's not the dragon crossing the river, it's not the pork chop without makeup.

It's not a bad mouth, but a little embarrassing.

I really don't know how to be Eritrean, because I'm not even Eritrean. Have I ever thanked you?

Since you despise me, I don't want to scrape you to death.

If you don't like each other, smoke if you are stiff enough.

I was born useful and will be poor until I die.

If you die, I will hand it over to the real estate enterprise.

You are sweet to the distance, you are not in it.

You are like pearls to distance, and distance is like salted fish and grass.

You are infatuated with the distance, and when you are infatuated, the distance is 9 left lines.

I have my freedom. I don't care how you feel.

I have my own style. I care about ghosts and you fight the law.

Do you really like me? I'll change ...

Good and bad lovers care about communication and care.

Your IQ is not high enough, and your EQ is far less than that of the sun.

No matter how ugly, you have to ask for it.

I don't care about eternity, I only care about beauty and pain.

Ten mosquitoes and three, drinking idiots.

Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.

Drink early, vomit early and leave early.

I have a job, and the fruit is called Yin Gong.

In the middle, the fastest promotion.

Money is not the problem, the problem is money.

Money is not everything, but it is good to have no money.

An inch of time is an inch of gold. You want time, I want gold.

You have your hard work and I have my luxury.

10 There are 3 mosquitoes, and the bigger they are, the bigger they are.

Seven things to do when going out, eating, drinking, gambling and blowing.

Out of the ditch, the most important thing is water.

Have a nice trip and return it when you meet it.

Two fingers are longer than the male, and you are poor.

Procrastinate and eat fast, wriggling to the other side.

Sit in a daze and bury a pile in a high-spirited place.

Recruiting and accumulating megalomaniacs is more worry-free than others.

People are unhappy when they die, but they are easy to die when they are with Li Zhen.

Hair stickers take the essence, which is redder than Andy Lau.

One drops of urine is not enough.

Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet, or is the stool suddenly not retained?

Don't forget the national humiliation, quality eats shit.

The old mother is generous and the daughter is an idiot.

D female good ghost, stripe super evil.

I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.

Have a cigarette after dinner, and I can see the fairy soon.