Read the "presidential motto" in the toilet-shit while eating shit. Taiwan Province writer and critic Li Ao.
The worst is the cramp dance (similar to cramp). Three or four hundred people dance together, but it seems that they can't find the toilet. Zhou Libo, founder of Shanghai School Qingkou, "A Week of Libo Show"
Seeing that the cesspool in the toilet was full, I immediately began to dig out shit. Although the whole morning's rest time was sacrificed, the toilet was still very clean. People joked that I was dung beetles. I think it is a great honor to be dung beetles. Originally named Lei Zhengxing and Lei Feng's Diary of Lei Feng
There is an open secret that you must know: most feminist philosophers, whether her name is Lan Ju or Shufen, are transvestites, wearing turtle neck to cover their Adam's apple, wearing a pair of high heels the size of a seagoing ship under their skirts, wearing too much perfume and farting like thunder; There is a sign in the pay toilet on the street: philosophers are not allowed in. Wang Xiaobo, a contemporary writer in China
Scholars go to the toilet for a long time, not to dry their intestines, but to squat and study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy. Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body. Contemporary writer Jia Pingwa's famous words about toilets
Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I said that it is freedom to conform to the law (or etiquette) and not to hinder (or disturb) the actions of others. For example, if you live alone in a fence, no one will interfere even if you don't wear pants. That's your freedom. How presumptuous. For example, if you go into the toilet and find a urinal, you try to drown with a note. This is your freedom. If you pee naked in the street, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, it is not only not free, but also illegal. Laoxuan
It's really painful for us to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the north. But I insist on watching it every year, not to hone my will in life. I have no tendency to abuse myself, but I am filial. It's rare to go home. You are with your parents. They think this program is wonderful. What can your child do besides watching? So in order to be filial, before eight o'clock every year, I run around the house sweating and take some medicine to prevent vomiting-vitamin B6 for pregnant women. Then he pinched his thigh with a pin and walked into the room tragically. Very filial, I watched them for four hours and didn't even go to the toilet. Niubo.com founder Luo Yonghao.
For example, the Monkey King's "I love you, if I have to add a time limit to this love, it will be 10,000 years" in a Chinese Odyssey. Love is really intense these days. If you don't love it, it's worth the lives of a hundred turtles, not only people, but also monkeys. It can be seen that the monkey's concept of love has evolved to be the same as that of people. After thinking about your promise, the last step is to decide whether to use "love" or "like". In fact, the two are equivalent. People are strange. When it comes to "three words", the first thing people think of is "I love you", not "Wang Ren egg", "you donkey", "help", "go to the toilet" or even "break up". If you say it, you will get a reward of "one thousand words" from some rich newspapers and magazines. I believe that most people in the world have lovers.
2. Collect toilet poems, set foot on both sides of the river and hit the center with guns; The seemingly hidden front is actually a golden wall.
Couplets: Part I: Heroes from all over the world come here to bow down. Below: The virtuous daughter of the world has come to take off your coat and untie your skirt. Horizontal approval: heaven and earth are upright. Above: Holding confidential documents on both sides of the Yellow River. Below: The front machine gun strafed, and the rear artillery fired into the sky. Horizontal approval: cool top: open the door wide, down: solve the worries of rear investors. Horizontal batch: the land of public excrement: urine is suitable; Bottom: get a big solution, take off, and comment: do your best. Above: smooth up and down, below: elegant collection of items.
Horizontal batch: metabolically, it is tight before coming and loose after coming out. Horizontal comment: physical and mental pleasure: meditation for poetry, next article: relax and listen to the clear spring.
Horizontal criticism: in a quiet world: sitting for a while will relax your mind; Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal. Horizontal comment: This is Taoyuan: the most suitable for singing in a low voice, and the next one: not suitable for indiscriminate bombing.
Above: the dragon in front gives nectar, and below: the phoenix in the back lays golden eggs. The upper part: the board is inclined to urinate urgently, and the lower part: the pit is deep and mysterious when feces fall late: 1, there is a ditch three feet from the ground, and there is no water in the ditch; There is no sunshine to bathe, only the monk washes his hair.
2. This restaurant has a good scenery, with fish, meat and chicken soup. No money, no tickets, just two or three pieces of waste paper. 3. It looks like a temple from a distance, and looks like a sedan chair from a close distance.
There is an official sitting in a sedan chair with dried bean curd in his hand. 4. Urgent message, the plane has arrived.
Drop the bomb first, then sound the alarm. The jingle: 1, Rizhao incense burner smoking a big cigarette, looking at the toilet in front; Three times, there was no paper in the pocket. I went home and got two pieces of paper, and there was no shit in my ass.
The mountain gate opened with a bang, and a yellow dragon came out of the hole. Suddenly turned into a mountain, steaming and smoking.
If you can't pull it out with a roar, you won't pull it out by hand again. Comrades, it is strange that you have to pull the shit out. I don't know if the anus is crooked or vandalized.
4. Teachers don't eat shit, but when they eat it, it becomes shit. Eating shit is very troublesome; Why didn't you eat shit at first? 5. There is a big pool of shit in the hole, and the paper outside the hole is scattered all over the mountain; A sudden wind; Flying like a kite.
6. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself and fall into the soft pit.
Fight maggots, compete with shit. No one saved you. You died heroically.
Life is great, and death is silent. In memory of you, the toilet was lit.
7. Who lives without shit and defecates without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers? Erotic poem: 1, get up in the morning to wash pants, and countless children pay for it. It's not that dad doesn't want you, it's that mom doesn't take you in.
2, holding the quilt at night and dreaming of nipples, worried after thousands of miles; The child is walking around with water. Who will help me wash my pants? 3, the girl has a responsibility field, and it is eighteen years of famine. Now the responsibility system is implemented, and whoever cultivates the land will pay.
Motto: The five grains are reincarnated here, and the character is revealed here. Life is like shit, once washed away, it will never come back; Life is like shit, it always looks like that, but it's different every time; Life is like shit, sometimes it's cool, sometimes it's sad; Life is like shit, you never know what you will pull out; Life is like shit. If you want results, you must plant them first. Life is like shit, and you may suddenly think "hmm, hmm" at any time; Life is like shit, often you work hard for a long time and only get a few farts; Life is like shit, even if it is beautifully decorated, the essence is still the same; Life is like shit, only your own silent and brave prose: a company posted a note on the urinal: "A small step forward, a big step forward", and there are still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company learned a lesson seriously and redesigned it as: "You can't pee in the pool, it's short; Peeing outside the pool means you are soft. "As a result, the ground is much cleaner than before.
The important revelation of this matter: investment advice to customers must be specific and to the point! Warning: Anyone who urinates or urinates anywhere will have his tools confiscated! ! ! Comrade Shi: it is not easy to live in the world, only comrades are the most sincere; Rich or poor, the world is one and zero. The dangerous building is still in sight. How many people are there in ancient times? Ghosts set up gods, thinking that heaven is limited to the northern boundary of southern Xinjiang.
A flood of water, three sides even whistle, to make a competitive situation. What happened in the Six Dynasties? This is just a private matter. Laughing at all Wang Xie people, I cherish the future and learn to cry bravely.
Relying on the Yangtze River, you can't manage it, and the river is endless. It's just a long drive, don't look back, look for vows.
Children break thieves, it is better to ask the battlefield! Above: World heroes bow here. Below: The virtuous daughter of the world has come to take off your coat and untie your skirt. Horizontal approval: heaven and earth are upright. Above: Holding confidential documents on both sides of the Yellow River. Below: The front machine gun strafed, and the rear artillery fired into the sky. Horizontal approval: cool top: open the door wide, down: solve the worries of rear investors. Horizontal batch: the land of public excrement: urine is suitable; Bottom: get a big solution, take off, and comment: do your best. Above: smooth up and down, below: elegant collection of items.
Horizontal batch: metabolically, it is tight before coming and loose after coming out. Horizontal comment: physical and mental pleasure: meditation for poetry, next article: relax and listen to the clear spring.
Horizontal comment: in a quiet world: it is best to sing in a low voice, and then: it is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing. Horizontal criticism: pay attention to hygiene: you will relax after sitting for a while; Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal.
Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.
3. What sentences describe "toilet"? 1. The reason is simple. If you want to get real happiness, you must have a material foundation. You can't say with your mouth: even if you want to find a clean toilet to enjoy the pleasure of excretion, you have to pay 20 cents!
Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
3. Years are long and short, knowledge is stumbling, and the heart is fragrant for a long time. None of them can let go of their hearts and hands. Like Hu Shi, he also paid attention to several books in the small room opposite the toilet, saying that "everything can be packed"!
4. "Let's play the last game. Why does the hero clean the toilet? Because they want to send shit to the wall! "
The beautiful girls in the unit are all talking about revenge on the leaders. Woman: I had a flat tire on Tuesday! Everyone cheered. B female: I put coffee laxatives on Wednesday! Everyone cheered. C female: I put a bucket on the toilet door on Friday, and I drenched him! Come on, everybody D female: on Monday, I secretly poked a dozen condoms in his drawer with a needle, which made him raise children until he was crazy!
6. It's really the two most painful things in the world that you can't find the toilet when you have diarrhea in small shoes!
7. Where did this come from? There is a public toilet a few hundred meters away from the entrance of the community, and I dug an ant hole in the back …
8. I really miss those years of high school. I walk around in school uniform every day. Boys watch MSN with live text on their mobile phones in class. After class, the corridor is very noisy, and there is a queue to go to the toilet. The most annoying teacher comes to class with a test paper. I also miss me at that time, as if everything could be changed as long as I worked hard.
9. Scholars go to the toilet for a long time, not to dry their intestines, but to squat and study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy. Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body.
10. I hope this rule will be issued in public toilets: if you don't flush or can't flush after going to the toilet, please cut yourself in the pit.
1 1. Light the toilet light in the middle of the night and beg for death (shit)
12. The worst thing is the cramp dance (similar to cramp). Three or four hundred people jump together, and it seems that they can't find the toilet.
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4. Write a good poem Love in the Toilet. We often meet. When I need you, no matter what season, love always loses no time. Day and night, noise and tranquility can't stop us, but occasionally, some complicated reasons force me to endure such pain.
At first, I didn't know what connected me with you, but it doesn't matter, because this is an unexplained life. No one has ever broken this happy dream, being gentle and sweet, hugging and making love together. I am naked and intimate with you, and swear that the purity of this love is by no means the filth of imagination. Love, the medicine of sadness, lures me to meditate. Its great energy, accelerating the growth of love and the vitality of nature have been clearly highlighted. It is the temptation of love that brings me closer to you. Now, the time flowing through you and me is increasing gradually. It was a silent past, our historical yearbook.
You especially like the smell of me. You suck with the sound of running water. This special fragrance, your lips are so big and your nose is so sensitive, floats on my leisurely body, but the moment of gathering is so short, and the shyness that just existed has become a new sadness after leaving. Unless I fast, I will love you as much as I can. I am willing to travel and look for you everywhere.
When I am in pain, I am waiting for you to appear and enthusiastically throw myself into your arms. I hope to have a rich diet, so that I can have more spiritual and physical communication with your heart.
But after all, there is still death that will separate us and make me have to remember you when I leave. I often fly my thoughts in your new place, but I don't care about it. Every happy encounter is a secret. I hide in your heart, and you sleep in my dream.
5. What sentences describe "toilet"? This is very simple. If you want to be happy in reality, you must have a material foundation. Can't say: even if you want to find a clean toilet to enjoy the pleasure of excretion, you have to pay 20 cents! Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
Years are long and short, knowledge is stumbling, and the heart is fragrant for a long time. None of them can let go of their hearts and hands. Like Hu Shi, he is also very concerned about several books in the small room opposite the toilet, saying that "everything can be loaded"! "Playing the last game, why did the hero clean the toilet? Because they want to send shit to the wall! " The beautiful girls in the unit are all talking about revenge against the leaders. Woman: I had a flat tire on Tuesday! Everyone cheered. B female: I put coffee laxatives on Wednesday! Everyone cheered.
C female: I put a bucket on the toilet door on Friday, and I drenched him! Come on, everybody D female: on Monday, I secretly poked a dozen condoms in his drawer with a needle, which made him raise children until he was crazy! It's really the two most painful things in the world to have loose bowels without finding a toilet! Where did this come from? There is a public toilet a few hundred meters away from the entrance of the community. I dug an ant nest behind it ... I really miss those years of high school. Wear school uniforms and rub around every day. Boys watch MSN live broadcast on their mobile phones in class. It's noisy in the corridor after class, and there's a queue to go to the bathroom. What I hate most is that teachers come to class with papers. I also miss me at that time, as if everything could be changed as long as I worked hard.
Scholars go to the toilet for a long time, not to dry their intestines, but to squat and study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy.
Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body. I hope to introduce this rule in public toilets: if you don't flush or clean after going to the toilet, please cut yourself in the pit.
The toilet light went on in the middle of the night, and the worst death (shit) was cramp dance (cramp). Three or four hundred people jump together, and it seems that they can't find the toilet.