On the scale, there is no half point.
Keep your eyes on your ass,
Only clothes, no one! doggerel
Villains in an upright man is open and poised are often sad.
Dancing with the east wind
Little people sing.
Song Shaoyong
Little people have no knot, abandon their roots and chase after them.
I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
Little people sing.
Song Shaoyong
I'm shameless. I value profit over death.
Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
harmonious
Tang mengjiao
The casting mirror must be bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance.
Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
Twenty spring posts and six emperors.
Song Ouyang xiu
Yang advances to be a gentleman, while Yin retreats to be a villain.
Sages rule the south, and politics and law are in the spring.
One hundred and seventy-five times
Tian Xiang, Wen Song
The villain is sleepy and eager for the rest of his life.
The world is solid, why should I follow you?
Look at the white paper in winter, love the poor and love the strong, and care about people when they are sick.
Song luyou
The disaster in the Han Dynasty began with consorts and the chaos in the temples in the Tang Dynasty.
The villain's plan is personal, and he mentioned other things quite repeatedly.
The public or the public is in a state of panic, and the river closure is in danger.
Is there no one outside the grass, holding the ambition of the world?
Drink properly
Tang mengjiao
Wine is an ancient mirror, which takes away the hearts of small people. See strange behavior when you are drunk, and smell strange sounds when you are drunk.
So much wine work, wine is also a deep waste. Sinners are free from sin, so they can become proverbs.
Gentleman's method, good luck.
Tang hanyu
A gentleman's wealth is known before four o'clock. The villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected.
The potential of interests is constant, and there is no fixed attitude to weigh the trade-offs. How can I keep my heart away from doubt?
One hundred quatrains in The Analects of Confucius
Zhang Song Jiucheng
The gentleman goes to the villain, and the villain returns to life like grass.
However, you don't have to work hard at domestication.
Junziyin
Song Shaoyong
Gentleman and righteousness, villain and benefit.
Prosperity is benevolence, while waste is benefit.
A gentleman has virtue, and a villain has virtue.
Suntech Shu En, Li Shang made enemies.
A gentleman is a blessing, a villain is a bully.
Be a Wisdom Fofo Agbo, be a threat.
A gentleman likes good, but a villain likes evil.
Love and hate, love and return.
A gentleman has a good reputation, but a villain is easy to destroy.
It destroys people's anger and makes them happy.
A gentleman is proud, a villain is evil.
Thinking about Ji, thinking about bad is strange.
A gentleman likes peace, but a villain likes seeking.
I am happy and happy, and I am anxious and worried.
A gentleman makes a living, a villain makes money.
Good deeds lead to good deeds, and good killings lead to death.
Satisfied answer.
2. An ungrateful ancient poem, where the white head knows each other and presses the sword, and Zhu Men laughs early and plays the crown. -Wang Wei
Source Wei's Drinking and:
Please pour you wine to console yourself. People are fickle like waves.
When we meet, we always guard against swords, but suddenly you are the first to laugh at me.
The grass is always moistened by drizzle, but the flowers are cold in the spring breeze when they want to spread.
The clouds in the world are not worth mentioning, and they are not eaten as a high-altitude mountain forest.
Explain that if you have a bosom friend, you will know him all your life, and both of them will turn white, but if you still don't believe him, he will still hurt you secretly. You'd better press the hilt when he comes to you. The last sentence of these two poems is called "human feelings are like waves." As for the phrase "Zhu Men laughs early and plays the crown", it means that your good friend is proud and has reached the top. If you expect him to promote you and help you, it will only make him laugh.
There is a satirical poem 1. There is a lyric, "Drunk and peaceful, rob the mud and swallow the mouth", which satirizes the hateful face and insatiable greed of greedy people. The poem goes like this: grab the mud swallow's mouth, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the face of the golden Buddha and look for it carefully, out of thin air.
Look for peas in quail, lean meat on egrets' legs, and fat and oil in mosquitoes' bellies. Thank you, old man! Drunk Taiping is the name of this song. This song was included in the legendary swordsman written by Li Kaixian in the Ming Dynasty, and its original title was "Ridicule the Greedy and Ruthless Man".
Its language is vivid, plain and easy to understand, and it satirizes shameless and greedy people with exaggerated techniques and figurative metaphors. 2. "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; The bamboo shoots in the mountains are thick and empty. "
This was written by Jie Jin, a bachelor of Hanlin in Ming Dynasty. It's also very spicy and vivid.
The toad in the water is wearing a green coat, and the crab in the river is wearing a red robe. 4 red and green brocade clothes, you can know the world. I advise you not to paint a tiger as a disaster, but to learn from others and laugh at information. "Tian Jia" Time: Tang Author: Nie's father plowed the fields, and his son hoed the mountains and went to waste.
The grain is not obvious in June, and the housekeeper has repaired the warehouse. "Title Lin 'an House" Time: Song Author: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, when will the singing and dancing in the West Lake stop?
Warm winds intoxicated tourists and made Hangzhou a Bianzhou. "Ode to Epic" Time: Tang Author: Gao Shi still has a robe, so he should pity the model.
I don't know the world, but I still look at it with cloth. "Official Hamster" Year: Tang Author: Official Hamster is as big as a bucket, and people don't leave when they open their positions.
The soldiers guarding the frontier have no food, and the industrious people are starving. Who sends the official grain to your's mouth every day? Chessboard Time: Pre-Qin Author: Chessboard of the Book of Songs, people are dead, otherwise, it is not far away.
It's not about control, it's not true, it's not far, it's a great suggestion. It's hard to tolerate the Arabian nights, but there is no physique, Arabian nights are embarrassing, and there is no venting.
Compilation of Characters, People's Negotiation, Characters and People's Mo Yi. Although I am different from my colleagues, I am seeking and listening to me.
My words are convincing, don't laugh, it's a pity that my ancestors had something to say and asked. Heaven abused, but did not tease, the old man poured water, and the young man stumbled.
Bandit, if I say something, I will worry and tease, and many of them will be hopeless. On this side of Heaven, we boast of inaction, and we are fascinated by prestige. Good people carry corpses.
The temple shit beside people, then I dare to sunflower, confused and despised capital, never benefited my teacher. People in heaven are as soft as red, as Zhang Rugui is, as loaded as taking.
It's no good to recite it, and it's easy for ordinary people to learn. There are many people, and there is no legislation. Valuable Fan Wei, master Wei Yuan, big stick Wei Ping, bulk Wei Han.
The son of the Acropolis, Huaide Weining, has no evil city and is not afraid of loneliness. Respect the wrath of heaven, dare not play, respect the Chongqing of heaven, dare not drive away.
Heaven says "Ming", you are king, Heaven says "Dan", and you travel. "Du Ming" Time: Wei and Jin Author: Du Duo Demon Ji, a teenager.
My treasure knife is worth thousands of dollars, and the clothes inside are luxurious and vivid. Cockfighting on the road in the eastern suburbs and horse racing in a long string of catalpa trees.
When I was on my way there, a pair of rabbits jumped in front. Take the gong gong cymbals and drive the Nanshan Mountain.
I drew a bow with my left hand and fired an arrow with my right hand, and only one arrow hit two rabbits. Other techniques are useless, and people who fly kites in the air meet in a narrow way.
The pedestrians watching H unt cheered in unison, and the archers nearby were impressed by me. Back to Pingle Ancient Temple, the wine is worth 10,000 yuan.
Carp and prawn, roasted turtle and roasted bear. Calling friends and friends came to his desk, and the long banquet was filled in an instant.
Cuju and Jirang are busy, agile and renovated. The sun will always gallop to the southwest, and the passage will not be surpassed.
After the feast, we rush out like a cloud and come back tomorrow morning to enjoy ourselves! "Drama is six quatrains" Time: Tang Author: Du Fu Yuxin's articles are old and more mature, and his brushwork is vertical and horizontal.
People today laugh at him and blame his works. If Yu Xin is still alive, I'm afraid he will really regard you as an afterlife. Wang Yang Luo Lu was thin and light, and he didn't rest.
After the life of your generation has all turned to dust, nothing will hurt the torrent flowing to the endless river. You old literati, in the long river of history, are insignificant, so you can only be extinct, but the four outstanding figures, such as rivers, will be immortal.
The ridges of Long Hu Wen are all controlled by the monarch. You can see Er Cao through the calendar. Your talent should be hard to surpass these people. Who can surpass it now?
Or look at the emerald orchid, the whale in the blue ocean. You should learn to love the ancients, but you can't despise people like Yu Xin and Si Jie, and ask them to be consistent in love and words.
If you want to catch up with Qu Yuan and Song Yu in your heart, you must have the spirit and ability to keep pace with them, otherwise, they will follow in the footsteps of the lost source and frivolous in the Qi and Liang Dynasties. There is no doubt that those frivolous people should inherit the excellent tradition of predecessors and learn from each other and should not be separated.
Distinguish the poems in the book that are not well-formed, cut them out, learn the traditional elegance of the Book of Songs, and learn that the wise move forward, and the more teachers there are, this is your real teacher.
4. You can use limerick for poems about hurting people! Let me give you a few examples:
From a distance, Shenzhen looks like a paradise, from a distance, Shenzhen looks like a bank; Going to Shenzhen is like a prison cell. It is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.
Everyone said that Shenzhen is good, and everyone went to Shenzhen; Earn money in Shenzhen, spend money in Shenzhen, but have no money to send home.
It is said that the salary here is high and I have no money to buy toothpaste. It is said that the food here is good, and grass is added to it.
It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and ants run around; It is said that the foreman here is very handsome, and everyone has a flat-headed pot cover.
Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey; There is no reason to be scolded every day for working overtime without pay.
When I met my boss, I bowed my head and shook my head when I got paid. By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.
Ancient poems:
Li was a gifted scholar and a master of oil painting in the pre-Qing Dynasty. According to the cloud, during Li's tenure as the examiner of Liangjiang, many scholars refused to accept it and joined hands with Li. Finally, everyone sang a poem on the topic of sparrows. Li recited two limerick poems without thinking. A cloud:
Nest after nest, 345678 nests.
How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong!
The second cloud:
One by one, they are all shallow hairs and sharp mouths.
Hair is light enough to fly, but mouth is sharp enough to sing.
Don't laugh, Dapeng is silent and spreads his wings for nine days.
Scholars first laughed, then laughed and laughed, and finally froze. Li Tiaoyuan smiled and said nothing, and roared off.
There are also emperors who write limericks. According to legend, during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, when an academician wrote a letter, he mistook "Weng Zhong" for "Weng Zhong", and Qianlong conveniently approved:
How can Weng Zhong be a model? Ten years of cold window has not contributed much.
It is not allowed to send Lin Han to Jiangnan for sentencing now.
Qianlong fought poison with poison, and deliberately wrote Kung Fu, Hanlin and Tongguan as Fugong, Hanlin and Tongguan. Hanlin was ashamed and went to Jiangnan.
The most interesting is a limerick that satirizes some so-called poets:
I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long.
How can a poet fart on a high wall?
The language of this poem is vulgar, humorous and hilarious enough to make those "poets" feel ashamed.
Limerick is also often used to brag. In ancient times, a group of scholars met in the wild by chance, boasted about their talents, argued with each other, and finally decided to sing a poem that best expressed their talents. A scholar beat the crowd and won the championship. Its poem cloud:
The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.
Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.
As soon as this poem came out, other literati had nothing to say.
The boasting function of doggerel reached its peak in 1950s, when the main poet in this field wrote: "The Yang family has an aunt Yang, who is 58 years old this year. In the era of "everyone is a poet", which was tall, heavy-eyed and wide-mouthed, many "peasant poets" emerged, and four limerick poems were called "masterpieces":
( 1)
Plant a pumpkin like soil and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.
Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent.
(2)
An ear of rice is long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.
Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway.
(3)
A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.
The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.
(4)
The rice pile was round and sharp, and the members piled it into the sky.
Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun.
There is also a special kind of doggerel, which consists of seventeen words, commonly known as "three sentences and a half" among the people, and there is also a story here. According to legend, in ancient times, there was a scholar who thought highly of himself and often boasted and talked eloquently. Unfortunately, in actual writing, it was a quatrain, and he often got stuck at the last sentence, so he had to end it in two words in a hurry, so he got the nickname "three sentences and a half". On one occasion, "Three Sentences and a Half" met a peasant girl in the wild. She was very excited and said:
The sunset shone on the villa and a girl came.
The golden lotus is only three inches, measuring horizontally.
Hearing this, the peasant woman turned pale with anger, called her family and sent "three sentences and a half" to court. As soon as I went to court, I saw the county magistrate surnamed Wang, and "three sentences and a half" blurted out.
The county magistrate, surnamed Wang, was bent on becoming an emperor.
Click death.
5. Sentences about irony
1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
Please respect yourself.
Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.
4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.