Homophonic comic poem

Wochun

Mume smells the flowers,

Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,

Far away, like water,

Eduardo Chun Lv.

The coast is green,

The coast seems to be green,

The coast is like a dark green.

Later in Shandong, a Chinese teacher with a strong accent read this poem as:

I was stupid.

I have no culture,

I have a low IQ,

Ask me who I am,

A big donkey.

I am a donkey,

I am a donkey,

I am a stupid donkey.

Triple door: Han Han

Wochun

Lying on a plum, smelling the flowers,

Lying on a branch and drawing the sky.

Fish smells like Shi Shui,

Answer Chun Lv with a lying stone.

Translate it,

I was stupid.

I have no culture,

I can only farm.

Ask me who I am,

I am a big donkey.