Complete collection of flirty jokes

1. I not only like you, but also have deep affection for you. 2. I don’t want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit the young master’s chest. 3. I don’t want stars in the sky, I just want happiness in this world. 4. Don’t be sad. The kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and you still have me. 5. Time is gentle, but you still need to understand it; life is lovely, but you still need to love it. 6. If time is not happy, there is still wine. If wandering is not satisfying, I will still be there. 7. Apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you. 8. Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I feel like I am running towards heaven. 9. You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it. 10. I have no future, I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, and be your wife. 11. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best person, and I really hope that I am. 12. I can’t tell why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don’t love others. 13. Before I met you, I never thought about liking someone. After meeting you, I didn’t think about liking anyone else. 14. How much I like you may not be deep, but I probably just want to spend my life with you, which is neither long nor short. 15. The right kind of like is the most comfortable: you don’t have to be too good, as long as I like it; I don’t have to be very good, so long as you don’t dislike me. 16. I was originally a mortal, looking at mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the good things in the world have finally become a scene. 17. Meeting popsicles in summer, sweet potatoes in winter, barbecue meeting beer, and me meeting you are the best things in the world. 18. Young Master, please stay. You see, it’s windy and rainy ahead, and the road is bumpy. Why don’t you go into my heart first and take shelter. 19. If I can have 999 times of good luck in this life, I am willing to give you 997 times, leaving only two times for myself: once to meet you, and once to accompany you forever. 20. You said that the dusk is intoxicating, so I will accompany you to wait for the dusk to set; you said that it is easy to be lonely when you are sober, so I will accompany you to get drunk; you said that the dark night is too difficult, so I will accompany you to reverse the day and night. 21. You like the fields, the spring breeze, the warm sunshine and the vast universe of stars. I love the kitchen, the lingering aroma of food, and every inch of time with you. 22. The three most important days in this life: the day you are in the world, the day I am in the world, and the day "I" and "you" become "us". Collection of Flirting Jokes 2 1. This is the palm of your hand, this is the pen refill, you are my little sweetheart. 2. Wait a minute. I will accompany you to the mountains and rivers. 3. I hope there are trees in the mountains here and you are willing to do so, and the stars last night are just like you. 4. Let me tell you, if you miss this village, I will wait for you in the next village. 5. Can you do me a favor? What are you busy with? Help me fall in love with you quickly! 6. The moon is closed recently, so let me say good night. 7. The world has given me countless joys, but all the troubles come from you, sir. 8. For the rest of my life, I just want to hold your hand, from the dawn of dawn to the snowy dusk. 9. It’s great that you’ve gained weight again. There’s one more thing I can like about you. 10. If you take the initiative, we will not only have stories but also children! 11. There is something...something about you? Kinda pretty. 12. Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, and go to Wushan in the clouds and rain. 13. It would be nice if I were a tree. Why? This way it can fall into your hands. 14. You give me one life, and I will give you three lives in return. 15. Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? Tang Monk learned the scriptures and I will marry you. 16. I traveled across mountains and ridges and across oceans to see you, just to hear the sound of your rapid breathing in my ears! 17. I think I am a playboy, because I like every aspect of you. It’s amazing. 18. You ordinary people, don’t you really want to taste the taste of a fairy? 19. There is no wine in your smile, but I am as drunk as a dog. 20. I want to teach you everything I have, and I want to explain things in simple terms for you. 21. I don’t miss you at all. I’ll think about you again at half past one. 22. I drank a lot of wine tonight and wanted to say something to you that you would like to hear. I love you. 23. From the first moment I saw you, you were clear in my eyes. 24. Tsk, forget it after being hooked so many times. If you still hook up, you won’t give anyone a break. 25. I have learned love words, but my love for you is true. 26. Have you heard a story? The bow whispers to the arrow before it is shot: Your freedom is mine. 27. We torture each other until we grow old, and we will never let go of our sorrow. 28. Do you know the most beautiful part of my body? It's the eyes, because I only have you in my eyes. 29. No matter how hard it is, no matter how tired it is, no matter how painful it is, it’s just to make you like me. 30. Brother, when you look at me, do you have the idea of ??knocking yourself out? 31. I only lend you one ride in your life, and this ride is the rest of your life. 32. From the day I met you, everything I did was to be close to you. 33. I want to give you a lot of lipstick, so that you can give me a little bit back every day. 34. You are the only one who appreciates me the most, and you are the least appreciated. 35. Stay with me. If it works, I will think of another way. 36. You are so cute. If you are blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return you. 37. You can choose anyone in this world, but you chose me. I am very lucky. 38. The iron horse is me, the glacier is also me, and you are my dream. Collection of Flirting Jokes 3 1. Loving you is my life’s work. 2. Girl, I’m in love and want to talk to you. 3. I want to turn into the wind and flirt with you.

4. Let’s go, please get married, and I’ll pay for it~ 5. Just do the math, young man, you are missing me in your life~ 6. It’s not that I don’t want to sleep, I just want to sleep with you. 7. Your existence itself is my miracle. 8. The bankbook and safe at home are missing a mistress. 9. I have an ancestral chromosome that I want to give to you. 10. I allow you to marry me, so be proud of it! 11. You ask me how much I love you, and it’s you in my spring dreams every day. 12. I have a terminal illness, and you are my medicine, which works in one day. 13. You You idiot, you have to stand behind me when this happens! 14. I really want to pretend to run too fast and run into your arms. 15. Loving you is my patent. Let’s see who dares to do illegal things? 16. Because I love you, everything about you is mine. 17. I have always been in love for three minutes, but you are the only one who keeps coming back to me. 18. As long as you are here in the whole world, I just hope that the years will be peaceful for the rest of my life. 19. I will use the tenderness of my life to open up your dusty memory. 20. Suddenly there is an obsession that no one wants but you. 21. Just wait, one day you will be my grandson’s grandmother! 22. This is my world alone, and I only invite you to come. 23. My black hair will turn gray with you. This is my last promise to you. 24. I like you ostentatiously, blatantly, and beyond words. 25. Who wants to snatch you away from me, unless you step over my body! 26. I miss your smile, your kindness, and the warm feeling when you hug me. 27. Under normal circumstances, I am thinking of you, and under normal circumstances, I am suffering from lovesickness! 28. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan. I will treat you! 29. When I love you, you are King, I want to love you as the king of this life. 30. What is inextricable is my love for you, besides the radishes in other people’s fields. 31. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together! 32. If you are destined to be my girlfriend in three years, why don’t I exercise my rights in advance? 33. Without the romance of movies and TV series, I dare not promise you three lives, I only want to give it to you. Two halls and three rooms. 34. Do you know that I have been waiting for you for a hundred years of loneliness, and I have sung my love songs for you for a thousand nights. 35. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this: because it’s you, because it’s me. 36. You always say that this city is very windy and lonely people go home late. I won't say any romantic words, I just want to take you home. 37. I make a wish to the sunrise and sunset. I hope you will always be by my side, slowly and slowly. In this world where the road is long and fast, I hope it will always be you.