On 1. Sentence "Disagree with the same language"
Repeated battles, repeated defeats, repeated defeats 1. Team A defeated Team B and won the championship. 2. Not going to the park is too monotonous. I agree with you and what he said about "Ba" and "Bei" Student: Can "Ba" and "Bei" be used together? "teacher:"no. "
Student: "Don't you have to fold it?" Mr a: do you know whether a man or a woman came first? B: There were men first. A: according to what? I don't even know that. Isn't this strong evidence that our people are called Mr.? It is too late to lock the stable when the horse has been stolen.
One day, I said, "It's not too late to mend": "Death is death; Sheep, animal name; Replenishment and supply; Prison. It's too prison. On the whole, even if the sheep dies, it is not too late to go to prison.
This means that people don't have to kill live sheep for sacrifice. "There is an individual who is outnumbered and ignorant, but always likes to show off in front of children.
One day, his son came back from school and did his Chinese homework at home. When he wrote "there is a great disparity among people", he didn't know what it meant, so he asked his father. When his father saw it, he reprimanded him in a lecture tone: "What's the matter, you are in middle school and still can't read?" That is to describe the sufferings of the poor in the old society. Many widows could not live any longer and had to hang themselves. This is the so-called "gap between the majority".
You should think more about your studies in the future. Chinese teacher: "where is the idiom' half a catty and five liang'?" Student: "In the math exam, I got zero for half a catty."
Chinese teacher: "Remember, you still use the old scale when you write." A woman and a man once took part in an interesting debate. Participants are heroines on the one hand and husbands on the other.
The argument is about the status of men and women, which is higher or lower. Both sides are fighting for the length of the day.
The content is wonderful, and I dare not be selfish, so I take notes to entertain readers. After the judge announced the beginning of the debate, the man spoke first. He said, "Gan represents men and Kun represents women. Nowadays, only talking about Kun Kun and not talking about Kun Gan means that men are superior to women. "
The woman immediately heard someone say, "Yin and Yang, there is yin above, and there is yang below, which means that women are above and men are below." Another person said, "If the three words" Weng Gu ","Male Mother "and" Mu Mu "are all upper yang and lower yin, they can represent men and women."
The girl replied: "Men and women, excellent prostitutes, fire and water are all negative and positive." Another person said: "the words red and green mean men and women;" The word combining rigidity with softness means that men are strong and women are weak, so there is no doubt that men are superior to women. "
The woman said, "Sweet and sour, women like jealousy, men like sweet words and foul words, and they are deliberately sweet and smelly men. So it is natural that women are superior to men. "
A man snapped, "The man is active and the woman is quiet, but still. Men are taller than women, so they are short. " Before the words were finished, a girl said, "Women are soft-hearted, while men are hard-hearted, so the soft is hard; Women are lighter than men, so they are lighter "
At this point, there is no dispute between the two sides, and the judges have become speechless. Suddenly, a young and fashionable girl said, "Concave and convex are symbols of men and women, and there are concave on the convex, so it is an irrefutable truth that women are superior to men."
After the speech, the attitude is dignified, leisurely, and the face does not change color. The audience applauded warmly.
As a result, the number of people was greatly reduced, and everyone fled in a hurry. The hammer can't break the bet between the pig slayer and the tea seller.
The pig killer said, "You can't break eggs with a hammer." The tea seller said, "The hammer is broken!" The pig killer said, "The hammer won't break!" The tea seller was not convinced, so he took an egg and smashed it with a hammer. The egg is broken.
Said, "Isn't this broken?" The pig killer said, "the egg is broken. I said I can't hit it with a hammer!" " "Then he pointed to the hammer. A foreign professor explained China's word "thing" to his students, saying, "People in China call objects things, and this thing and that thing are called things.
But people are not things, I am not, you are not, they are not, and all of us are not things! China is great. After visiting China, an American friend said to the translator, "You and China are great, especially in writing and language. For example, "China defeated the United States" means that China won; "China beat the United States" means that China won.
In a word, victory will always belong to you. "Poor English A:" Your poor English must have caused you a lot of trouble in England, right? B: "No, I'm not in trouble. It is the British who are in trouble. "
Bo Sheng, a foreign son, said: "All British and American people are younger than China people and want to call China people their fathers." "What's the reason?" Qing Zi asked. Doctor smiled proudly: "They call their sons sons sons, and we call our grandchildren grandsons. Our grandsons are their sons, so they should all call us fathers."
My little sister is always beating around the bush, which often makes people confused. My parents have been trying to get rid of her habits, but there is nothing they can do.
One day, my parents finally thought of a way. My mother asked my little sister to play chess with her. If she lost, she vowed never to play around again. If you win mom, you will get an extra week's allowance.
As expected, Xiaomei immediately asked her father to be her strategist. In the second half of the game, my little sister lost one after another and hurried to the strategist for help, but my father only said one word: "Qian."
Miss Jie was puzzled and asked for help again. Dad still said, "Thousands." Finally, my little sister was so angry with her mother that she shouted, "unfair, my strategist betrayed me."
Dad replied, "Betrayal? When I say' money', money is stealing; Stealing, you have to think of' stealing is not as good as my old Peng'; Peng, will definitely think of Peng Zu; Peng Zu lived for 800 years, but in 800 years, Tie Guai Li just took a nap; Nap is sleep, sleep is sleep, sleep is death; Die in the emperor called collapse, in the governors called high, called pawn in Shu Ren. How can I say I betrayed you when I told you to move the chess pieces? " Little sister was speechless and repented. Widowed daughter: "mom, in ancient times, the emperor claimed to be widowed." What should the queen be called? " Mother: "silly girl, of course the queen is called a widow!" " "The son asked his father," How do you say the idiom' The rabbit is dead and the fox is sad'? Dad said, "If all the rabbits die, the fox will have nothing to eat." Can it not feel sad? A new explanation of metaphysics: Dad, the idiom metaphysics is.
2. Ask for a poem about two people who want to be together, which is not allowed in fact.
There are cows in the sky? Oh, Vega, the golden couple on the ground, just you and me.
Tanabata hopes that the red leaves will be fragrant, the resentment will disappear, and the picture will never linger.
God gave me another excuse to ask you out. Lovers spend time with you. Every day is Valentine's Day.
On Qixi night, the stars are numb and look at the fish in the water. Think of your heart is sour, only think of your original feelings?
Thank you very much for giving me the happiest time of my life. Today is Valentine's Day in China. May we love each other forever and grow old together! Kiss you deeply! ! :)
Kiss you and me, keep the castle in private, and stay at the night of the magpie bridge forever!
Others are on the bridge, and I am online! !
3. Words that are inconsistent with the same word
Homonym:
Against copper, gay range, gloomy bees, seals
The same word, but pronounced differently:
Buy and sell, verb consumption: verb
Business: noun refers to business expenses: noun refers to money spent.
Maturing: verb tunnel: noun
Paving: Noun refers to paving tunnel; adjective refers to truth and purity.
Nature: the noun refers to the creator's cold war; the noun refers to the war without weapons.
Nature: adjective, meaning blessed cold war: noun, meaning shivering with cold.
Things: Nouns refer to directions. General idea: Nouns refer to the main content.
Things: nouns refer to objects; Adjectives refer to negligence and carelessness.
Right: adjective, correct errand: verb, send
Yes, nouns refer to the enemy's errands: nouns refer to tasks and jobs.
Anyway: verb, refers to the input from the enemy into the creation: verb, make.
Anyway: if you pay, express your feelings affectedly: adjective, meaning unnatural
Get into the water: verb-object phrase reward money: verb-object phrase
Go into the water: noun, refers to the viscera of pigs, sheep, cattle, etc. Reward money: noun, refers to the money given.
Step 4 express helpless poetry
1, I was going to say the date before I respected you, but I didn't say anything about spring.
-Ouyang Xiu's "Jade House Spring" 2. From the monarch, it is dark in the mirror. Thinking of a gentleman is like running water, why bother to be poor all the time?
-Xu Gan Thought 3. Repeated tears seal, life is only difficult to die. -Wen's recent relationship 4. Being in love is afraid of thinking.
Looking at the long beach, the grass is full of heart. It's hard to find two places when you are sad to sing.
-Zhu Yizun high balcony 5, two lovesickness all day long, fatigue is king, bloom. -Wen Tingyun's Four Southern Poems. 6. I just hope your heart is the same as mine, and don't miss home.
-Li Chi Ngai Operator 7. I love you directly, and a review makes my tears grow long. -Lu Tong's "Song of the Daughter upstairs" 8. When will Acacia meet? At this point, the night is awkward.
-Li Bai's "Three Five Seven Words" 9. Acacia night plum blossom, suddenly suspected to be a gentleman by the window. -Lu Tong thinks deeply 10, a lonely who V ..
Foreword is always faint. -Liu Yong is happy day and night 1 1, jathyapple, the curtain of dreams, the spring breeze is ten miles gentle.
-Qin Guanba Liu Zi 12, looking for a good dream, which is difficult to realize. Who knows my mood at this time?
Tears in front of the pillow and rain in front of the curtain drop through a window. -Nie Shengqiong partridge day 13, have a rest, a piece of paper has no weight and can bear the burden of sadness.
-Sister Chen Pengjie sent two more songs, 14. How many lovesickness one-night stands? The ends of the earth are not long. -Zhang Yanzilou 15, one inch of acacia, there is no arrangement in the world.
-Li Guandie Hua Lian 16, the belt is getting wider and wider, and I don't regret it, which makes people gaunt. -Wu Fengqi by Liu Yong 17. Remember that your heart is like the Xijiang River, which keeps flowing eastward day and night.
-yujiang county Mausoleum Sorrow Hope Send 18, there is a beautiful woman, I can't forget it, I haven't seen her for a day, and I think she is crazy. -"Phoenix Begs for Phoenix, Qin Song" 19, lovesickness is beyond words, don't waste your tears on flowers.
-Yan Zheri, three seconds and twenty seconds, Acacia said acacia, Silang hated Xiaomin. -Liang Qichao Taiwan Province Zhi Zhu Ci 2 1, Acacia is as deep as the sea, and the past is as far away as the sky.
-Wan Le Operator 22. Fish Shen Yan traveled to the end of the world and began to believe that the world was separated. -Dai Shulun's Love Song 23. If you want to send a colored note and a ruler, you can know where it is.
-Yan Shu magpie step 24. I wish I were like a star, a king and a moon, and I would shine every night. -Article 25 of Fan Chengda Car says that we want to fly in the sky, two birds grow together on the ground with one wing, and two branches of a tree. ..
-Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow 26. Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. -Yuan Zhen's five thoughts, the fourth 27, holding hands to see tears, speechless.
-Liu Yonglin Yuling 28, I know that this kind of love will not have any results, but it can comfort my soul! . -Li Shangyin "Untitled 63" 29. If we don't see each other, how can we be ruthless?
-Sima Guang Xijiang Yue 30, hate is not as good as tide, acacia began to feel that the sea is not deep. -Bai Juyi Langtaosha 3 1, buttonwood, it rained in the middle of the night, and finally left my feelings behind.
A leaf, a sound, empty footsteps fall into the light. -Wen Tingjun missed singing three songs. 32. Ruthlessness is not like sentimentality. One inch is still ten million.
-Yan Shu's "Yulouchun" 33, everlasting, everlasting; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever. -Bai Juyi's "Song of Eternal Sorrow" 34. The sky is high and the land is wide; My sadness flies painfully between them. Can I dream of crossing the mountain gate? Sauvignon Blanc destroys the heart.
-Li Bai's two lovesickness songs, one of which, 35. When there is poverty in the corner of the world, there is only endless acacia. -Yan Shu Yulouchun 36, cohabitation, sad to death.
-Anonymous Shejiang Caifurong "Nineteen Ancient Poems" 37. I'll open my eyes all night, it's a lifelong worry in your brow. -Yuan Zhen sent three sad songs. 38. Ask what the world is like and teach life and death.
-Hao Yuan asked to fish. One of the two 39 s, the sky is not old, and love is hard to fight. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.
Zhang Xian Qiu Chi is 40 years old. He was born infatuated, and there is no room for lovesickness in the world. —— Kuang Zhouyi reduced the word Huanxisha 4 1. It seems that this star was not exposed for whom last night.
-Huang Jingren Ye Huai's two poems, one of which is forty-two. Life and death are broad, and the child becomes a saying. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.
-Drumming the Book of Songs 43. Thinking of you is like a candle, frying your heart and holding tears. -Chen came out from the monarch. 44. You should pity me and pity you.
-Feng Xiaoqing complained 45. People enter the river like the wind, and feelings like rain. -Zhou Bangyan Yulouchun 46, life is naturally infatuated, and this resentment has nothing to do with romantic.
-Ouyang Xiu Yulouchun 47, endure a thousand dollars to pay a smile? After all, lovesickness is better than meeting. -Shao Ruipeng's "Recent Flowers" 48. If you teach your eyes no hatred, you won't believe that there are hoary heads in the world.
-Xin Qiji partridge day 49, if you ask how much leisure? Yichuan tobacco, city wind, plum yellow rain. -No.50, Hengtang Road, Hezhu. Don't hesitate to sing Yangchun if you have a bosom friend.
-Yan Shushan Tingliu: Singer 5 1 Although my body doesn't have wings like Cai Feng's, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. -Li Shangyin untitled 52. I know I've been in love for a long time, and the sound of the river at Wangjiangtou embarrassed me.
-Li Shangyin's "Going to Qujiang Alone in Autumn". 53. Born to return, dead is Sauvignon Blanc. -Su Wu married as husband and wife 54, 10 years of life and death, not thinking, unforgettable, thousands of miles away, nowhere to talk about desolation.
-Su Shi's "Jiangchengzi" 55. The beast furnace sinks the hookah, and the green marsh flowers write the story of acacia line by line. -Zhang Kejiu Sai Qiu Hong 56. People feel sentimental and thin, but now they are not sentimental.
-Nalan Xingde broke through Huanxisha 57. I am like a mountain in my eyes, and Lang is like a stone Buddha. -Zhu Yizun, the best in Yuanyang Lake, 58. Daughter buys a portrait like Fu. Who complains about this situation?
-Xin Qiji fishing 59. After desolation, the two should be the same, and at most, they can't get rid of their grievances. -Naran Xingde Yurenmei 60. If you don't miss Acacia in life, you will miss Acacia and harm Acacia.
-Xu Zaisi's laurel sequence is 6 1. The bright moon is not ripe and bitter, and the light is oblique to the morning. -Yan Shu stepping on 62, tears can be traced back to the end, and words are hard to send.
-Chen Duansheng sent abroad 63. Sadness is getting farther and farther away, and the distance is like spring water. -Ouyang Xiu walks on the beach. Being far away from hate is like spring grass. If you go further and further, you are still alive.
-Li Yu's "Qing Ping Le" 65, she gave him a word through his messenger to remind him of the oath that only their two hearts knew. -Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow 66. linglong dice An Houdou Do you know how much you miss it? -Wen adds a new voice to 67. Falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud will protect flowers.
-Gong Zizhen Ji Hai's Miscellaneous Poems 68. Falling flowers are independent, swift flies. -Yan Linjiang Xianer Second 69. Love hurts and leaves since ancient times.
What's more, it is a cold autumn festival. -Liu Yong Lin Yuling 70, the building is alone, and the wine enters the intestines and turns into acacia tears.
-Fan Zhongyan Su Curtain Cover 7 1, off.
5. Idioms expressing extreme opposition win poems.
1, scoff at chθzhθyǐbí], from Fan Hongchuan of the later Han Dynasty: "If you want to make utensils, you must plant catalpa paint first, and people will scoff at it."
Sniff: Laugh. Sneer with your nose. Show contempt or disapproval.
2. I don't dare to agree with bù gǎn gǒu tóng, and I don't dare to agree casually. Be careful about people and things.
3. Different opinions. The "left" here means opposite and opposite.
4. Do the opposite. From "Historical Records Biography of Huaiyin Hou": "Although fame dominates, it really loses the heart of the world. So it is easy to be weak. Today, the king can really do the opposite and stand bravely in the world. Why not punish him? " It means doing the opposite.
5.nán yuán běi zhé, from "Warring States Policy Wei Ce IV": "Still going north in Chu." I want to go to the south, but the car is driving north. Metaphor is the opposite of action and purpose.
6. gallants d m: lè i tá i, expressing opposition to each other.
7. Playing the devil's advocate means competing with each other.
8. part ways, part ways. From Shu Wei Hejian Qigong Biography: "I am rich in Luoyang, so I should go my separate ways." Metaphorically, different goals, each going his own way and doing his own thing.