Read the "presidential motto" in the toilet-shit while eating shit. Taiwan Province writer and critic Li Ao.
The worst is the cramp dance (similar to cramp). Three or four hundred people dance together, but it seems that they can't find the toilet. Zhou Libo, founder of Shanghai School Qingkou, "A Week of Libo Show"
Seeing that the cesspool in the toilet was full, I immediately began to dig out shit. Although the whole morning's rest time was sacrificed, the toilet was still very clean. People joked that I was dung beetles. I think it is a great honor to be dung beetles. Originally named Lei Zhengxing and Lei Feng's Diary of Lei Feng
There is an open secret that you must know: most feminist philosophers, whether her name is Lan Ju or Shufen, are transvestites, wearing turtle neck to cover their Adam's apple, wearing a pair of high heels the size of a seagoing ship under their skirts, wearing too much perfume and farting like thunder; There is a sign in the pay toilet on the street: philosophers are not allowed in. Wang Xiaobo, a contemporary writer in China
Scholars go to the toilet for a long time, not to dry their intestines, but to squat and study; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated. Eating and reading, chopsticks often put cigarette butts in the ashtray into your mouth, but it is not easy to get athlete's foot, because reading is the most used to being stingy. Unfortunately, it is a spider-like figure, swollen eyes like goldfish, no beautiful appearance, only a sad and morbid body. Contemporary writer Jia Pingwa's famous words about toilets
Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I said that it is freedom to conform to the law (or etiquette) and not to hinder (or disturb) the actions of others. For example, if you live alone in a fence, even if you wear pants, no one will interfere. That's your freedom. How presumptuous. For example, if you go into the toilet and find a urinal, you try to drown with a note. This is your freedom. If you pee naked in the street, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, it is not only not free, but also illegal. Laoxuan
It's really painful for us to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the north. But I insist on watching it every year, not to hone my will in life. I have no tendency to abuse myself, but I am filial. It's rare to go home. You are with your parents. They think this program is wonderful. What can your child do besides watching? So in order to be filial, before eight o'clock every year, I run around the house sweating and take some medicine to prevent vomiting-vitamin B6 for pregnant women. Then he pinched his thigh with a pin and walked into the room tragically. Very filial, I watched them for four hours and didn't even go to the toilet. Niubo.com founder Luo Yonghao.
For example, the Monkey King's "I love you, if I have to add a time limit to this love, it will be 10,000 years" in a Chinese Odyssey. Love is really intense these days. If you don't love it, it's worth the lives of a hundred turtles, not only people, but also monkeys. It can be seen that the monkey's concept of love has evolved to be the same as that of people. After thinking about your promise, the last step is to decide whether to use "love" or "like". In fact, the two are equivalent. People are strange. When it comes to "three words", the first thing people think of is "I love you", not "Wang Ren egg", "you donkey", "help", "go to the toilet" or even "break up". If you say it, you will get a reward of "one thousand words" from some rich newspapers and magazines. I believe that most people in the world have lovers.
2. The four-word idiom "bathroom" is aimless.
[Interpretation]: bull's-eye; Arrow: Arrow. Shoot arrows aimlessly. Metaphor has no clear purpose in speaking and doing things; Or unrealistic.
[Language] Liang Qing's "Qi Chao's Comments on Sino-Japanese Negotiations": "If so; Then what I discuss in this article is purely aimless; The sound of destroying the burning was deafening. "
Pronunciation; Can't be pronounced as "dí" or "de".
[Shape discrimination] vector; Can't write "lost".
to cast pearls before swine
[Antisense] Some are lost.
[Usage] It is often derogatory. Describe not caring about things that should be paid attention to. Generally used as predicate, attribute and object.
Linkage type.
When did the word toilet come into use? Toilets were called "dry rice" or "Xi" and "Xuan" in ancient times. In ancient times, peasant toilets were only covered with thatch, so they were called "latrines". The Biography of Wang Dun in the Book of Jin said: "Shi Chong is bound by luxury. There are often more than ten ladies-in-waiting and attendants in the toilet, all of whom are radiant and equipped with fried nail powder and agarwood juice. Anyone who goes to the toilet is easy to come out with new clothes. " The ancients called going to the toilet "going to the toilet", also called "convenience". Judging from this historical data, Shi Chong's toilet is really luxurious.
1903, Empress Dowager Cixi visited the newly-built Luhan Railway in the name of an audience with Xiling. Sheng Xuanhuai, the producer of Lu Han, is an apple polisher. He specially prepared a float with a door beside the bed and a toilet called "Ruyi bucket" inside. Yellow sand is stored at the bottom of the barrel and silver is poured on it. Feces fall into silver, and there is no trace or smell. The Waishi Palace is decorated with velvet satin to form an embroidered pier, which is extremely luxurious.
/kloc-Around the 6th century, there seemed to be no toilets in Europe. The Parisian described in Murray's comedy picked up the urinal and poured it casually, regardless of the pedestrians on the road. 1596 toilet was invented by Harrington, an Englishman. Since then, toilets have gradually become popular.