A stadium, B cinema, C American Super Rose Bowl, D toilet.
I believe you have no choice but to go to the toilet.
Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to the grain cycle, and the place where the grain cycle is located is the elegant name of ancient toilets.
You may be surprised: Spring Festival couplets are also posted in the toilet? Of course, some scholars write Spring Festival couplets for toilets, which are all classics. The toilet is vulgar, but the toilet Spring Festival couplets are not vulgar.
There was a man named Wei Shanbo in Qing Dynasty, who was resourceful and extremely clever. One year during the Spring Festival, a big official had a whim to put a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the toilet at home, so he sent a "hero post". People who write well will be rewarded with a large sum of money.
At that time, scholars could write Spring Festival couplets, so many people applied and officials were not satisfied. The reason is simple: too vulgar. Well, the toilet is very vulgar.
On this day, Wei Shanbo came. Without saying anything, he picked up a pen and wrote a pair of Spring Festival couplets. The official looked at it and didn't understand it.
Wei Shanbo pointed to the first couplet: the writing form was called Li San since ancient times, which was said by Ouyang Xiu in the Northern Song Dynasty. Ouyang Xiu wrote articles, mainly about Li San: immediately, on the pillow, on the toilet.
Point to the bottom line again: I have been writing Fu for ten years. This means that Zuo Si, a writer in the Western Jin Dynasty, spent ten years writing Sandu Fu, which made Luoyang paper expensive. At that time, everyone was copying Sandu Fu, and even prepared a pen and paper in the toilet to copy at any time.
With this explanation, the official even claimed that it was wonderful, saying that it was what I wanted, and gave Wei Shanbo 100 silver as a reward on the spot.
It is really difficult to write Spring Festival couplets for the toilet. That's it. Can you write flowers? However, Wei Shanbo skillfully used the allusions of Ouyang Xiu and Zuo Si, which led to the topic of toilets. It's really wonderful!
There were also toilet Spring Festival couplets in the Qing Dynasty, which were equally eye-catching and amazing.
There is a scholar in Guangdong, surnamed Li, who is in New Year's Eve. After writing Spring Festival couplets for my family, I saw that there was no toilet, so I asked for another piece of paper and wrote a pair for the toilet. The family said, you are sick, why do you put up Spring Festival couplets in the toilet? Don't laugh to death!
But Li Xiucai just smiled and ignored it. He picked up a pen and wrote a pair of simple Spring Festival couplets on paper.
Part I: There are small advantages.
Bottom line: great relief
"Cheap" is a folk saying, and "great liberation" is a Buddhist term, but here, it implies two excretory functions: "urinating" and "defecating". Pun intended, not only embodies the function of the toilet, but also has full cultural significance, which can be called a stroke of genius.
In the Republic of China, there was a county magistrate in Shandong who, under the orders of his superiors, advocated new civilization and built several public toilets. Just before the Spring Festival, the county magistrate had a brainwave: Why not write some Spring Festival couplets for the toilet?
The county magistrate did so, and ordered the people in the yamen to write a few copies and choose for themselves. As a result, after everyone handed it in, the county magistrate hardly felt sick, and he was so angry that he didn't feel sick.
The county magistrate thought that one of his classmates, Tsinghua, graduated with excellent literary talent, and asked his secretary to invite his classmates out with gifts. This classmate is still hesitating, saying that thanks to your idea, let me write Spring Festival couplets for the toilet? Isn't that notorious?
But because the secretary kept begging, the classmates agreed, saying that you should go home first and come back tomorrow.
The next day, the secretary came and the Spring Festival couplets were written. I quickly took them back to the county magistrate for a job.
The magistrate opened it and found four pairs of Spring Festival couplets.
The first pair, the first part: bow at the door, Ann.