A family in an alley often urinates under a corner near the roadside, so the owner wrote a sentence on the wall: "Pedestrians are not allowed to urinate here." Unexpectedly, a few days later, this sentence became "pedestrians can't wait, urinate here", and the owner turned pale with anger. ?
Step 2 sting the rich
There is a man named Wang Yong. He is clever and brave. He likes to fight with rich and powerful people. A rich man deliberately hired him as a long-term worker to get back at him. One day, the rich man and his wife played chess, called Wang Yong to him and said, "Let's make a bet. Guess who won the chess game? Guess right, give you an ingot; If you guess wrong, I'll give you twenty lashes. "
Wang Yong immediately wrote "You win and she loses". The rich man deliberately lost to his wife and proudly wanted to beat Wang Yong 20 lashes. Wang Yong read: "Did you hit her? Lost! " The rich have nothing to say. In the second set, the rich man won his wife. Wang Yong read these four words again: "You win, she loses." There is nothing the rich man can do. He didn't win Wang Yong, but he lost the gold ingot.
3. Young Master's Marriage
In ancient times, marriage was the life of parents and the words of matchmakers. At that time, a matchmaker interceded for the young master of a large family and wrote a line: black hair, no pockmarked feet, not very upright. He also said to make sure that the girl looks the same as what was written on the note. When the big family saw it, they were elated and allowed this marriage.
They interpret this sentence as: dark hair, no pockmarked, small feet, Zhou Zheng. But when the bride got married and sent to the bridal chamber, she found that the bride was ugly, bald, lame and pockmarked. The matchmaker refused to admit that the note was clearly written: black, hairless, pockmarked, and his feet were not straight. ?
4. Xu said that he would send food.
According to legend, Xu Wei (Wen Chang), a famous painter in the late Ming Dynasty, had a poor family in his early years. When he doesn't have rice to cook, he goes to relatives and friends' homes and lives by himself. Once, it happened that the spring rain continued, and the family he sent food to was very boring.
One day, when the host saw Xu Wei go to the toilet, he wrote a line on the wall and gently ordered him to leave the house: Stay with me in rainy days. When Xu Wenchang came out, he smiled and said, "Since you are so kind to take me in, I will stay again." . As he spoke, he circled this line: If it rains, stay for a day, stay (or not)? Stay. . The host means: stay with me on rainy days and stay with me (people) on days!
5. Punctuation saves lives
According to legend, at the end of the Qing Dynasty, Empress Dowager Cixi asked the calligrapher to write a fan, and the calligrapher wrote "Liangzhou Ci" by Wang Zhihuan, a poet of the Tang Dynasty: "The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and there is a lonely city, Wan Ren Mountain. Why should a strong brother complain about willow? Spring breeze is not enough. " However, due to the negligence of the calligrapher, the word "Jian" was omitted when writing poetry.
Cixi was furious after reading it, thinking that the calligrapher deliberately bullied her without knowing it. In a rage, she wanted to put him to death. The calligrapher used his quick wits and quickly explained, "Calm down, Lafayette, this is a poem written by Wang Zhihuan." He chanted on the spot: "The Yellow River is far away, with white clouds blossoming, and the lonely city is Wan Ren. Why are you complaining about Johnny? Willow spring breeze, not Yumenguan. " Cixi turned anger into joy and gave him money to calm her down.