Irony: The emperor of the Han Dynasty was obsessed with beauty and wanted to overwhelm the country, but he could not get it for many years. The spring night is short and the sun is high, and from now on the king will not go to court early. There is no leisure for Cheng Huan to serve banquets, and all the nights are dedicated to spring outings. Sisters and brothers are all from the earth, poor and glorious.
This makes the hearts of parents in the world, unreborn men and reborn women, sisters and brothers are all in the earth, poor and glorious born in the family. Therefore, the hearts of parents all over the world are determined not to be reborn as a boy but to be reborn as a girl.
Lietu means to be an official~~~
Anyone who is close to Yang Yuhuan can be an official~~
The world is too gloomy——————
Satire on Tang Xuanzong’s fatuousness and political corruption in his later years
Yang Guozhong relied on the jade ring to become a high official~~
A satirical verse
1. "Hymn to the Needle"
Qing Dynasty·Wen Yingjiang
A needle is refined and hammered thousands of times, and the cloth moves up after being turned upside down.
The eyes are on the buttocks, and they only recognize clothes but not people.
2. "Mooring in Qinhuai"
Tang Dynasty·Du Mu
The smoke cage is cold, the moon is caged in the gauze, and the Qinhuai River is close to the restaurant at night.
The merchant girl did not know the hatred of the country's subjugation, but she still sang "Flowers in the Back Garden" across the river.
3. "Two Poems of Compassion for the Farmers"
Li Shen of the Tang Dynasty
Sow a grain of millet in spring and harvest ten thousand grains in autumn.
There is no idle land everywhere, and farmers are still starving to death.
4. "Miscellaneous Works"
Dong Yingju of Ming Dynasty
Small officials serve big officials, and the meaning of the song is to their liking.
If you can do this to your relatives, wouldn’t you become a filial son?
5. "Egret"
Song Dynasty Tang Geng
When talking about the group of egrets in front of the door, we must stop knowing about it from now on.
The princes want to get rid of the hook party, but A and B are afraid that they will come to you.
6. "Liao Zhai"
You also fight against corruption, and he also fights against corruption.
All the joy, anger, sorrow and joy come to mind.
Don’t be surprised if you are strange, don’t be surprised if you are weird,
Five sons who passed the imperial exams - it is always more lovely than the breeze with two sleeves.
Making grand remarks in front of the stage and making evil fortune behind the scenes,
Somewhat solemn, some hypocritical, some firm, some hesitant,
The mystery of this , who can solve it.
7. "Crossing the Fortress"
Wang Changling of the Tang Dynasty
The bright moon of the Qin Dynasty and the Pass of the Han Dynasty, the people who marched thousands of miles have not yet returned.
But the flying generals of Dragon City are here, and Huma is not taught to cross the Yin Mountains.
8. "The Book of Songs: The Rat"
The Rat has skin, but humans have no manners.
If a person has no manners, what is the point of not dying?
The rat has teeth, but the human has no teeth.
There is no end to human beings, why wait until death?
The Rat has a body, but a human is rude.
If a person is rude, will he die?
9. "Poetry in Seven Steps"
Wei Cao Zhi
Boil the beans to make soup, and drain the black beans to make juice.
The leaves are burning under the cauldron, and the beans are weeping in the cauldron.
We are born from the same roots, why rush each other?
10. "Ode to History"
Jin·Zuo Si
The pines at the bottom of the gloomy stream, the seedlings on the original plain.
A stem with an inch diameter can shade a hundred-foot strip.
Shi Zhou is in a high position, handsome and humble.
The terrain makes this happen, and it has a long history.
Jin Zhang borrows old business, Qi Ye Er Han Diao.
Isn’t Mr. Feng a great man?
11. "Mocking the Confucians of Lu"
Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
When Lu Sou talked about the Five Classics, his gray hair was dead.
Asking about economic policy is as confusing as falling smoke.
When traveling on footpaths, they wear square mountain scarves.
Slowly walk along the straight road, dust will rise before you proceed.
The Prime Minister's Mansion of the Qin family does not pay much attention to the people in charge.
You are not your uncle, Sun Tong, and I have a different relationship.
The current situation has not been reached, so I returned to work on the Wenshui shore.
12. "Quequatrains"
Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty
Although the soldiers and horses in front of the palace are heroic, they are as violent as the Qiang Hun.
I heard that most of the women were among the officers and soldiers.
13. "Silkworm Woman"
Song Dynasty·Zhang Yu
I went to the city yesterday and came back full of tears.
Those who are covered with silkworms are not silkworm farmers.