1. During the Northern Expedition of the Taiping Army, a unit was stationed outside Yizheng City. The advance officer sent a colonel to ask the general for instructions on the marching route. The general was talking to someone, so he wrote a word and gave it to the colonel. The forerunner took the order from the colonel and saw that it was the word "burn". He was shocked: "Burn the city?"
I wanted to ask the general again, but I also wondered how the military order could be changed. So he ordered the soldiers to prepare a handful of firewood each, make rice in the third watch, finish the meal in the fourth watch, and burn the city before dawn. At dawn, all the troops lit fires together, and suddenly the smoke and flames filled the air, and the people's cries shook the heaven and the earth. The general was shocked and hurriedly found the advance officer to ask why the city was burned. The advance officer took out the warrant and handed it to the general. When he saw it, the general stamped his feet and shouted: "It's my fault, it's my fault!" It turned out that he had inadvertently burned " The word "rao" was written as the word "burn"! As a result, the good-looking Yizheng City was reduced to ashes. The general had no choice but to ask his superiors to sentence him to death.
2. In the early years of the Republic of China, a certain military governor issued a decree because his quartermaster was offensive with his words: "Beat him with a stick for thirty years."
The quartermaster was escorted outside the barracks. The soldiers lined up with their guns raised. When the officer gave an order, there was a "bah, bah, bah" sound, and the quartermaster was beaten with holes all over his body.
The warlord was drinking tea in the study when he heard the gunshots and hurriedly Asked why. His subordinates reported that the Quartermaster had been executed. The Overseer was shocked: "Who told you to shoot him?" The subordinates handed over the handwriting written by the Overseer himself, and only saw four big words on it: "Shoot for thirty." It turned out to be the Overseer's hand. The word "stick" was mistakenly written as the word "gun". One word difference meant that the life of his subordinates was in vain.
3. In 1930, the allied forces of Feng Yuxiang and Yan Xishan fought a decisive battle in the Central Plains with Chiang Kai-shek's army. Feng Yan agreed to meet up in Qinyang in northern Henan to annihilate the nearby Chiang Kai-shek army. However, when Feng's staff issued the order, , mistakenly added an extra stroke to the word "Qin" and turned it into the word "BI", and "Qinyang" became "Biyang". However, there is indeed Biyang City in southern Henan, more than 500 miles away from Qinyang. As a result, the troops pressed The wrong order was given to rush to Biyang day and night, which dispersed the force, delayed the fighter opportunity, and led to the failure of Feng Yan's coalition forces.
4. A young man in a place in Jiangsu went to see a doctor, and the doctor diagnosed him with "hernia (shàn) gas". This disease is commonly known as "small intestinal gas". It is a very common disease, and the treatment is not difficult.
Unfortunately, the young man was not very literate and did not recognize the word "hernia", but mistakenly thought he had the word "cancer" and thought he had an incurable disease! He was very introverted and did not dare to ask questions. The doctor did not dare to ask his friends, let alone tell his parents about his condition, so he frowned and worried all day long. Due to the increasing mental pressure, he could not relieve himself. Finally one night, the young man hastily left a suicide note: He committed suicide by swallowing a large amount of sleeping pills.
Mistakenly recognized a word and actually died!
5. Beijing Huamao Company and Longmao Company signed a contract to purchase down jackets worth 400,000 yuan. However, Huamao canceled the contract midway and was sued by Longmao. Huamao was initially prepared to accept the penalty, but later found that the word "down" in the contract was written as "duck down", so they seized on this and pointed out that "the goods did not match the subject matter of the contract." As a result, Longmao lost the lawsuit and had to sell the down jacket at a low price, resulting in a huge loss of 200,000 yuan. All because of a one-word difference.
6. On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"...
Teacher Comment: Is there such a thing? I want to go too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)
7. After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for the graduation trip
Teacher Comment: I don’t know which funeral home your home is from ? The teacher never knew... (Appearance)
8. My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today
Teacher Comment: Child, are you that old already? (bad omen)
9. The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer...
Teacher's comment: One word difference, and people who raise oysters will turn around! Should I start raising oysters soon? It will make a lot of money...(causing cancer)
10. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two burgers, "chicken nuggets and one poop"...
Teacher review: Is it delicious? Chicken poop? (One serving of chicken nuggets)
11. When I was preparing to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally pinched my "anus" in a hurry. What a bad luck
Teacher's comment: The teacher is very curious—— Who has such a big anus...? (Steel door)
12. After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy "Mean Man" and planned to take it home for the New Year.
Teacher Comment: Pronounce it correctly, "gladio" will make you cry...
13. My history teacher has long hair and a shawl, is short, has a bad temper, and is a little " "Breasts"...
Teacher comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, tighten your skin a little." (fierce)
14. I think I am a A good student who is both good at studying and "worrying"...
Teacher comment: It's time for you to worry - you failed. (Excellent)
15. On the "bumpy" road of life, we must firm our direction...
Teacher's comment: This road can follow the eight wonders of the world, the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. The Ninth Wonder.