Guo: I'm glad that so many people have come. I am so happy in my heart. I'm glad. I'll give each of you some words later,
Yu: Huh?
Guo: Today, many people came to ask for words.
Yu: Ask for your words?
Guo: I don't know?
Yu: what do I know?
Guo: I know nothing about it. You got scratched.
Yu: what's my crime?
Guo: am I alone?
Yu: Ignorance is scraping people. What you said
Guo: Ignorance is scraping people?
Yu: What a mess? I don't know what it is.
Guo: you don't know me?
Yu: no, no, I don't know
Guo: You don't read newspapers?
Y: You are in the newspaper?
Guo: hey? !
Yu: What kind of exclamation is this?
Guo: I am very disappointed in you. No, look. Do you buy a calendar, a month card or something? Month card.
Yu: you?
Guo: Ah
Yu: Calendar, month card?
Guo: everyone has me. All those people have me. No idea?
Yu: I haven't seen you.
Guo: hey. This man. You have to study, comrade. If you don't study, you will fall behind.
Yu: yeah. I haven't seen it.
Guo: I'm a professional in this field.
Yu: what are you writing?
Guo: write everything
in: calligraphy?
Guo: both.
Yu: of a brush?
Guo: both. Brush, pen and pencil. All, all write.
Yu: write in pencils?
Guo: a great writer
Yu: Wow. Writers use pencils.
Guo: ah. I also write, write TV plays and movies.
Guo: yes. I, do you know someone? Big chainsaw?
Yu: a carpenter?
Guo: Is it the chainsaw in the movie?
Yu: screenwriter. Writer, write a script.
Guo: the writer.
Yu: yes. Not a chainsaw
Guo: There is something wrong with your mouth, do you know?
y: what's wrong with me? Screenwriter.
Guo: aye. Great screenwriter.
Yu: yes.
Guo: I just wrote one the other day. Kara is a dog. I wrote it. I'm writing a sequel
Y: Yes.
Guo: Yu Qian is a pig.
Yu: Is there anyone so popular?
Guo: I applaud you. You become popular as soon as I hold it.
Yu: really?
Guo: you see? In your own name alone, it's like (lingering? )
Yu: Wow, we should both go straight here.
Guo: I've been like this recently, and you've become popular when I applaud you.
Yu: I'm popular if you applaud me?
Guo: yes. I will be popular if I applaud you. Our knowledge, our culture (learn the action of flipping baked cakes)
Yu: What did you eat baked cakes for lunch?
Guo: yuck.
Yu: You are baking sesame cakes here.
Guo: With my knowledge, I haven't studied for so many years. After all these years in college. Right?
Y: Did you graduate from college?
Guo: hey? !
Yu: let's not always use this interjection.
Guo: xiao student
Yu: College student
Guo: Huh?
Yu: college students.
Guo: a college student.
Yu: aye.
Guo: College student
Yu: Which school did you graduate from?
Guo: who are you in charge of? Up to no good. Be up to no good
Yu: What's up to no good?
Guo: You, you are vicious, so you should be ashamed.
Yu: I'm just asking.
Guo: Are you, you, you, you a good person? Who are you to ask me? Why do I have to tell you? Did I tell you this? Are you going to die?
Yu: did I recruit you?
Guo: all reasonable. Do you care? Did I tell you this?
Yu: no. Don't I care about you? I don't understand. I will ask you which school you graduated from. Don't I care about you? Let's just chat
Guo: Yes. Yes
Yu: which school did you graduate from?
Guo: from Tsinghua.
Yu: tsinghua pool? From the bathhouse.
Guo: Look at this unlucky face.
Yu: don't talk about me yet.
Guo: You said it was at Hufang Bridge.
Y: You're not here?
Guo: I was opposite Huguang Guild Hall.
Yu: that's a place.
Guo: where?
Yu: it's all the same place.
Guo: where?
Yu: tsinghua pool.
Guo: bah. Behind, tsinghua pool behind
in: burning boilers. Need hot water. This.
Guo: behind the boiler!
Yu: Dump the dirt.
Guo: Do you have a knife? Pass it to me.
Yu: why borrow it?
Guo: I killed you.
Yu: You want to kill people without a weapon. Can you get well?
Guo: (pointing a gun with his hand) You underestimate people when talking about things. I go to school from primary school. Conghua University has been studying for so many years. It's so big
Yu: Stop it. Hey
Guo: The headmaster has escaped several times, do you know?
Yu: you go to school. What did you just say? University of chopped green onion. Tsinghua?
Guo: ah. Yes Tsinghua, green onion. Is it green onion? Why do you ask? ! Don't ask
Yu: You remember, Tsinghua University. In the future, you will be so deceived. Ah.
Guo: Tsinghua!
Yu: yes.
Guo: Is that right? Tsinghua.
Yu: yes. Tsinghua
Guo: I was a college student there.
I graduated there.
Guo: aye! I have studied piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, plate, chisel, axe and saw. I
am I still a carpenter?
Guo: Do you want to learn? There are all kinds of classes in college.
Yu: what classes are there?
Guo: both. Draw a picture, draw a picture (with long hair)
in: painting and calligraphy. Perm your hair. This is
Guo: Yuck. What do you say about this man? He has no culture. Do you understand writing? !
Yu: calligraphy?
Guo: calligraphy. (with big body)
Yu: Write on the wall?
Guo: not allowed on the wall. Not now.
Yu: cough. Not at any time.
Guo: On paper. On paper, write. (directing traffic)
Yu: Where can I find such a big piece of paper?
Guo: writing, writing in brush
Yu: practicing calligraphy
Guo: nonsense. Nonsense. Also practice. I specialize in this
Yu: professional calligraphy
Guo: After practicing, I will sell it after writing
Yu: Still selling it?
Guo: how fresh is it?
Yu: Still making money?
Guo: hehe. Where did you get the money for the school room? Writing and selling money are sold out to support my school education
Yu: that is to say, paying the house money is finished
Guo: Right. Write, write and sell it
Yu: sell it back.
Guo: sell it.
Yu: Which gallery do you sell it in?
Guo: (looking at Yu Qian) which hair salon sells it. Not for sale. Buy?
Yu: I'm asking about your work. I don't care about your private life.
Guo: What's the matter?
Yu: I said where did you sell the paintings. Gallery!
Guo: it's not a gallery, it's just writing.
Yu: can't you sell the writing?
Guo: what's the gallery for?
Yu: where can I buy it?
Guo: On the street
Yu: On the street
Guo: Yes, on the street, at the gate of the community is fine
Yu: This place?
Guo; Serve the people? Go where you need it
Yu: O. Where to sell
Guo: If it's a temple fair, it's best. This
lies in: catching a temple fair?
Guo: How many temple fairs are sold? Which temple fair and which park caught up with this and made a fortune. Almost at ordinary times, almost at ordinary times. Of course, to satisfy the people in Beijing, right? We have to work overtime, too. Alas, you have to wait in line when you wake up in the morning. Everyone who asks for words is standing, standing here, standing here.
Yu: There's a queue,
Guo: Eh, I'm here, I'm here, I've set up all the word tables.
y: how much is it?
Guo: huh?
Y: How much is your handwriting?
Guo: Are you an amateur? Is there a word on Zhang?
Yu: why don't you ignore the word Zhang?
Guo: that's a good set.
Yu: on writing?
Guo: Right? Can people frame it, set by set?
y: hardcover, right?
Guo: hey! That's right. It can be framed. It's all set here. Master, come on. Wait. Set by set. Well, the temple fair is ok. Generally, there are hundreds of dollars and dozens of dollars anyway, which is fatal. Twenty or thirty dollars is also available.
Yu: just one set.
Guo: just one set. Of course, it's not hard for us. It only takes a few minutes. You're not tired either.
Y: You can do this in a few minutes.
Guo: yes. Where am I standing here? My money, the inkstone is ready. Wait here.
Yu: yes.
Guo: one by one. Stand still. "Stop that now. You, a few sets, two sets, right? " Take the money, put it away, and make paper for them first
Yu: This paper is all made now, isn't it?
Guo: Look, you have to be worthy of two dollars. Get less oil. Someone won't let me.
y: two dollars?
Guo: You are going to sell three pieces. Are you crazy? Two for everyone! Pointing at this, you don't even want to be fooled! You are selling regular customers.
y: it's too cheap.
Guo: let's face the public interests first. Do you know? Think for the people, are you crazy to sell it for five dollars? Right? You can sell it for two yuan. Making paper
Yu: How to make paper?
Guo: make gluten paper.
Yu: oh, the more you say it, the more outrageous it is. What's wrong with writing? Xuan paper!
Guo: you can't do this. This can't be announced, okay? Gluten paper, flour, flour. Gold, gold, gold color
is made of noodles!
Guo: it's fatal. This guy never gets up early, I'm telling you. Gluten paper
Yu: How to do it?
Guo: made of noodles! Gold, gold!
Yu: sprinkle gold
Guo: bah! You're cheating us. Even the word desk has to be spared, you know? This is golden yellow, can't you make it golden yellow with eggs?
Yu: spread the noodles and put an egg on them.
Guo: Make the noodles first. When the noodles are ready, we have this special pen to turn. Take the eggs (the action of breaking eggs and spreading pancakes) and turn them over. Here is this textbook, paperweight, paperweight. Take it and roll it. Some people are willing to eat the textbook's
crispy, fried dough sticks!
Guo: Have you brought this writing brush? Write here. I put this ink in the inkstone, and it's so mushy and sweet: sweet noodle sauce
Guo: In this way, "Do you want cinnabar?" "come less, come less"
Yu: cinnabar is more spicy
Guo: OK, a set, this is your
Yu: where are the pancakes? !
Guo: I hate
Yu: nonsense. Isn't this set of yours a pancake stall? !
Guo: Do you study?
Yu: I get up early, too. I've seen this before.
Guo: how do you talk to this layman? What do you know about this? Learning
Yu: What kind of learning is this
Guo: Look, let's be honest (lifting pants)
Yu: You can't eat dry when your hands are dirty
Guo: I have a rag here
Yu: All right, all right, don't mention pants here.
Guo: I'm doing it, writing an article. Our big schools are all from chopped green onion university. Do you know that we live here all year round? Y: Yes, or how do you write this article?
Guo: This inkstone is big and small. There are piles of textbooks here
Yu: Don't mention this, you are a pile of ingredients.
Guo: yuck. Look down on people. Many literati come to visit our school
Yu: There are also intellectuals
Guo: There is a person you don't know. Jin Yong
Yu: I know Jin Yong.
Guo: huh?
Yu: great writer, this is.
Guo: You, you know Jin Yong? !
Yu: why didn't you know?
Guo: do you also read picture books?
Yu: where is Jin Yong in the picture book?
Guo: Are many of them written by people? !
Yu: quite a few.
Guo: The Duke Of Mount Deer, the Eight Steps of Dragon, Jin Ping Mei, and Master Simon.
Yu: No, there are no such books.
Guo: Are they all written by Jin Yong?
Y: Have you read this one? No, that's not
Guo: I like him very much. He's amazing. He lives in Hong Kong.
Yes, Guo is called a saint in martial arts.
He's well written.
Guo: Jin Shengren
Yu: Yes, Guo: Jin Shengren is in Hong Kong. Look at the newspaper.
Guo: This makes people happy. We have to get it. Huh? Come on.
Yu: where is it?
Guo: Buy a long-distance bus ticket in Kowloon, and get here at Liuliqiao.
Yu: It's too long. This is also
Guo: Get off at Liuliqiao, pour 3 yuan, sit here at the Second Ring Road, Heping Gate, take the subway, and come running to school.
Yu: You've arrived here.
Guo: At the school gate, all of us are doing morning exercises.
Yu: morning exercises.
Guo: I'm practicing calligraphy, I'm practicing calligraphy.
Yu: Don't mention this calligraphy.
Guo: Everyone has a writing desk. Jin Yong is here, and the students are very enthusiastic. Look at this.
You are scaring people when you come back.
Guo: don't worry, everyone, I will definitely taste it door to door.
Yu: yo, I have a big appetite.
Guo: Don't worry, don't worry. The headmaster is coming. Oh, hello, Mr. Jin. I've heard so much about you. It's a glorious day to come to our place today, and the toilet is full of color
Yu: The toilet has been painted
Guo: I'm happy, you're welcome.
in; You're welcome,
Guo who didn't mention the toilet: Anyway, it's you who came. Great. Let's give you a message.
Yu: Say a few words
Guo: Stand here. "Dear students, I have long heard that your school has a lot of experts. Today, Kim is here to enjoy the flavor of your school.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Let's do it today. You can't miss it with a talented person. Today, someone asked a question to try out all the talented people. I wonder if the headmaster will give me a face. " That is to say, I'm going to test them, principal. Will you do me the honor? The headmaster said, "OK, make a question." How confused? I shouldn't have promised him. He's a golden sage.
Yu: People are learned.
Guo: You make it inappropriate. You keep nagging others. You're inappropriate.
Yu: Does this have anything to do with the topic?
Guo: The headmaster promised to start.
Y: Yes.
Guo: Mr. Jin squatted on the ground with a piece of chalk to write a poem.
Yu: how to write on the ground?
Guo: where can I write without writing?
Yu: write it on the blackboard.
Guo: The blackboard has been made into a word table. It's finished, Mr. Kim. Hold it and watch! "I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, everywhere round me the singing of birds, but now I remember the night, the storm and and I wonder how many blossoms were broken." (with your toes)
Yu: Take your fingers! This sole is not bad
Guo: Come on. Come on, guys. Everyone knows this is an opportunity to show his face. Don't wait, hurry up. It's all over the playground,
Yu: It's not even close to poetry
Guo: Let's get busy. That's it. Come on, Mr. Kim, try this.
in; Anyway, there's nothing wrong with this poem.
Guo: Mr. Jin, look at our article (take a bite). Your ink research is cloudy.
Yu: It's thin!
Guo: (taking a bite) Bah, Bah, what are you doing with all this cinnabar? !
Yu: There are too many peppers
Guo: I tasted more than 4 articles and finally came to me. Mr. Jin finished eating in the hall, and his eyes were shining. This Chinese rice, Huahan, Chinese rice < p