A complete collection of Shan Tianfang’s customary storytelling routines
(1) Character types that always appear in book writers:
1. Pretty boy style
Characteristics of this type of character: They are handsome and arrogant, but they are honest and capable. But they are cruel.
The general emotional experiences of this type of character are:
Often being chased by girls, you may sometimes be defeated by a female general and captured alive, but don’t worry, you will often be spotted by a female general and seek matchmaking with a girl or mother-in-law, but usually most of them won’t agree even to death in the beginning. ,
When the general game appears, a Jiang Ping or Cheng Yaojin-style figure will appear, negotiate with them, and persuade the female general to surrender. The more ruthless ones will kill their father, brother, etc., in the case of a female general. With the help of his wife, he has made great achievements. If Shan Laojue is not too secretive,
This kind of romantic luck may be repeated several times, so there will be several wives. Sometimes the fastest way is to compete in martial arts to recruit a bride. style, in this case the man usually cheats and loses to the woman.
Representatives of this type of characters: Bai Yunzhui\Xue Dingshan\Xiaoxia Longtian Biao\Bai Yutang\Luo Cheng\Luo Tong\Yong Sanlang Wang Bodang\Chang Sheng\Guo Ying\Hu Deji
(Swords are generally used in martial arts books, and guns are generally used in horse generals)
2. Black Charcoal Head Style
This type is a variation of the previous type, but it changes from a white face to a black face and the cruelty becomes more kind
The emotional experience is similar to the previous type of characters, except that the marriage is consented A little faster (maybe because he knows he has a dark face)
Representatives include: Xue Gang\Chang Yuchun\Chang Lin\Tong Lin\Yu Chigong
(General strength Relatively large)
3 Skinless and shameless type
Most of these characters have little ability but are relatively lucky. Some may be fatter and have strong personalities. They often appear in books. They play the role of go-between and go-between, and some often work as matchmakers, always able to complete some impossible tasks
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Personal emotions are relatively low-key and are not often mentioned, but they all have good marriages. , sometimes the son is prettier than the father and has a lot of potential.
Representative figures: Cheng Yaojin/Hu Dahai/Fang Shuan also belong to this category,
(especially the four sons of Cheng Yaojin He is featured in five books, and he can also be said to be the father of matchmakers. He has successfully introduced at least a dozen pairs)
4 Xiaozizi style
This type of character has many evil intentions. . Often play tricks on others, but they all have special abilities, and some often act as matchmakers for the first two types of people.
Representatives include: Shi Qian/Hou Junji/Xiao Fang Xu Fang/Chang Mao/Xue Kui /Jiang Ping/Zhang Fang (Tong Lin Biography)
5 Taoist Military Advisor Styles
These types of characters are generally resourceful, and most of them are born as Taoist priests or feel like Taoist priests
Representative figures: Xu Maogong/Liu Bowen/Wu Yong/Xu Meizu/Jiang Shang
6 Xu Liangshi: He combines the characteristics of the above people, so he is the best, so the white-browed hero said more than three hundred The collection has not been finished yet.
I think such a character will never appear again in Shan Lao’s books. Xu Liang in Shan Lao’s heart is like Wei Xiaobao in Jin Yong’s heart.
(2) Frequently occurring plots:
1 Fighting in the arena 2 Heroes meeting 3 Fighting in battle 4 Finding the antidote 5 Attacking and destroying the stronghold 6 Contesting to recruit relatives 7 Looking for stolen treasures 8 Rescue an important person who was captured 9 Someone A hero ventures into a dangerous place alone 10 Shu Gu is in danger
A master comes to help 12 Shu Gu is framed by a bad guy 13 A hero saves a beautiful woman and marries her 14 Shu Gu has the power to kill several powerful enemies (often brothers) ) Used in combination with 15 or more plots
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(3) Commonly used dialect pronunciations:
All kinds of dialects (shai ), brother (dei) old and weak (rao) sick and disabled playing music (YAO)
(4) Customary saying:
The bad young man from a bad family usually says: the five tigers of the X family or The three tigers of the X family! X dragon, X tiger, X Biao, X leopard, and X bear
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(5) Commonly used clichés
< p>Commonly used sayings when evaluating someone:p>
...Three-legged toads are hard to find, but two-legged giants are plentiful!
...Biting dogs don’t show their teeth!< /p>
......People are divided into three, six or nine grades, and wood is divided into rosewood and rosewood! Hundreds of people, common people!
......XXX is the mother and son of bad things! (Tang Erhu \Tian Da Yatou\Zhang Shifei has been said)
......XXX is both bad and bad!
......Out of its kind, out of the ordinary!....
......Selected again and again, selected again and again. .....
......This is XXXX. If it were anyone else, he would have long ago......
......Be greedy for fear. To die, a dangerous knife avoids an arrow
When expressing someone's emotions:
...the anger will explode to the liver and lungs, and the teeth in the mouth will be broken
. ..... I was so frightened that I even lost my pulse....
...Convinced, oral, and admirable externally...
.. ....I was so scared that I almost pulled my pants down...
...It was a waste of time to take off my pants to protect myself!
...I hate my parents for having two legs! (When the little guy runs away)
Commonly used sayings when talking about a certain situation:
...If a dog is anxious, he will jump over the wall, let alone a human being!
... Compare the human heart to your own heart!
..... .When you see an expert, you can't betray him and you lose it!
...The words are a happy lock!
...You hold your head back when you poop.
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...Everyone has two skins, but they are all reasonable anyway!
...If there is no benefit, we can’t afford it early!
.. ....Open the skylight and speak frankly!
...If you don’t hit the casserole, you will never be exposed, and if you don’t talk, you will never be revealed!
...But Brag hard, don’t brag if you have a camel...
A common saying when explaining the friendship between people:
....Siblings with different surnames are richer than others!
.....Have a banquet with someone, treat all the guests and friends together with the banquet!
.....Thank you for your kindness!
....Wine It turns out that a thousand cups are too little, and half a sentence is too much to talk about!
.....Hug your neck and hug your waist!
....The friendship between sons and fathers. !
A cliché often said when two opposing parties are fighting:
...嘁chief click...porphyry, porphyry...ah-ah!
...The two sides engaged in hand-to-hand combat...The battle was unprecedentedly brutal!
...Come and see us! (When you make up your mind in battle)
< p>...When the soldiers unite, they will fight the whole family!...It is too late, but it is too soon...
. ..... Lifting his legs, Gordon took off (or hung up) the big gun/knife
... He kicked his feet and the horse moved forward... ......
......The two horses pedaled wrongly...The two of them fought together....
......Killed How can a chicken kill an ox with a knife? If something happens, he will not be deprived of his work
... The two sides fought for XX rounds, with no winner or lose
......XX It's really awesome. I'm not my opponent. Even if I'm defeated...(a cliche used to cheat defeat)
...the horse number is next to the horse number, and the company camp is next to the company camp. ...
......If there are ten thousand people, it will be boundless; if there are one hundred thousand people, it will reach the earth and the sky.
.....The BMW XXX he stepped out of was shaking its head and tail, its mane and tail exploding randomly
...The general is not afraid of thousands of troops, but afraid of an inch of iron....
...It’s almost the same without XXXX! (For example: It’s almost the same with less than one hundred thousand soldiers and horses! It’s almost the same with less than one hundred thousand catties!)
......Fly The figure jumps out of the circle!
...The gun pierces a line, the knife cuts a large area.
Words or clichés commonly used to describe a certain hero:
...Silver helmet and silver armor...White horse and spear!
...Get off the horse, take the spear (knife/hammer), invincible.
p>...Immediately draw swords...
...The smoky Tai Sui, the fiery King Kong, so fierce!
... He is over ten feet tall, with big shoulders and round waist (three broad shoulders)!
... Wearing green soap!
... The whole body is tightly stretched and neatly stretched, and there is no tension at all when raising arms and legs!
...It looks like half a black tower!
... ...big leopard eyes.../a pair of tiger eyes..../a pair of fox eyes (only used on Zhang Zuolin)
...rosacea/lion's nose...brazier Mouth....
......a pair of big eyes like a skinned duck (chicken)....
......Za towel Arrow sleeves......
......Slender waist tied at the back, shoulders hugged, fan-shaped figure....
..... .The generals on both sides are tall, short, fat, and thin, all with bright helmets. They are really fat and majestic, but short and energetic...
..... .jumped off the horse and settled down to a height of about ten feet away...
...The face was like an iron armor, black and translucent, bright and transparent...
When talking about someone dying or passing out:
...fuck you! Porphyrin---just a knife....
. .....The body has passed away!...Go to your grandma's house!
...This is a blessing, not a curse, but a curse that cannot be avoided...< /p>
......Pull your chest and beat your back...
When changing roles in the book:
.... .A storyteller’s mouth cannot tell the story of two families
...To put it briefly and concisely,
...We said it in the previous article... .
...The hidden meaning in the book...
...Not much time...
...... Let’s talk about it in two parts, let’s talk about it again...
...X so-and-so didn’t hide anything, and told the story again!
Others Idioms:
So-and-so, so-and-so! (when secretly explaining the strategy)
The ligated words... pull! (when retreating in slang)
One thing reduces another, the brine takes up the tofu!
Get dry goods! (gold and silver, etc.)
It smells eight hundred miles away! (When someone has a bad reputation)< /p>
Let you/my eyes open!
The wine is more than thirty years old, and the food is more than five flavors!
Infinite Buddha! (Spoken words of Taoist priests in storytelling)
...I hope the gods and Buddhas will bless you...
You can't see your hand, and you can't see anyone on the other side!
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Routines in storytelling (author Wang Zi Feichen)
1. Don’t ask for debts from others before the Spring Festival, otherwise either you or your wife will be unlucky;
2. During the Lantern Festival, don’t go to see the lanterns. Stay at home if you have nothing to do.
Otherwise, either Qin Qiong will be foreseen or Xue Gang will be encountered.
3. If you don’t obey, you really go? Just go, but remember: 1. Don’t go to the brothel, your fiancée is there; 2. Don’t look at the buskers, it’s no good;
4. If you are not allowed to go, go instead , Did you make a fool of yourself? Stop crying! What's the use of crying? Run to the dead end! dead end? ah! Did you hear that right? If I asked you to go to a dead end, you would just run to the end and stop? Jump over the wall! Don't worry, the person on the other side of the wall is at odds with your pursuer, and he has a way to get you out.
5. Competition to recruit a bride? No need to go, it’s none of your business!
What? I would like to try it for a while, but I can tell you that trying is in vain.
What? Want to try it? I can tell you, be careful of the shoes a girl wears, there are either hooks or knives inside.
How is it? Are you scared? Why! By the way, stay aside and watch the fun, the bullies will come soon.
What? Can the old couple deal with it? Rub your eyes, boss! It's a girl. As long as she's a girl, she usually has a father.
6. If you see an impressive person begging on the street, even if you lend me money, you still have to lend it to someone else. It is best to treat someone to a meal. it works! when? Don't be busy, there will be time!
7. There is not much future if you follow a hero. Just hang with someone who can speak well. If you are good-looking, you will have a chance to marry a PLMM.
8. Are there monsters? where? ——The rich man’s back garden. Catch or not? Catch it! Stupid boy! Let me tell you, it's not a monster at all, and luckily it can even pull a horse out. return! What's the hurry! Go, first ask the rich man if he has a daughter, and if she is obsessed with the monster. Will she marry whoever catches the monster?
9. What? Fighting a female thief? You are crazy! Oh, you have rhinitis? What's the use? She either had a handkerchief or a handkerchief. Run!
10. It’s not poisonous! Then run quickly! Can't run away? Why? Is there a cliff ahead? Fool! This is the road, jump down. Don't be afraid, there is either a river or a tree below, so you won't die.
11. Look, did you fall into the water? Can swim! No price! Swimming is so boring, drink water quickly and drink yourself out.
12. Wake up, open your eyes and see who it is! Beauty! no? That’s the old way! no? nun? Not yet? Monk? Neither? This is strange, oh... it must be the beggar you gave alms to! It’s useful!
13. What? You want to set up a stage? Just put it up, remember if two useless people come to fight, don't let them fight, first ask: Where is which hero who came with you?
14. Is there a hole in the ground? Go down! Fear! Ouch! What a shame, young man. There is at most a skeleton underneath. If you go down there, you'll still find swords, knives, and secret books. Anyway, you won't suffer any loss. By the way, remember that it is good to kowtow to the bones!
15. Become an official? OK! Immediately issue an order to arrest all the cats, rats, flowers, and grasses in the rivers and lakes. Otherwise, you teach the emperor to hide all the treasures and never take them out to play with! Let’s see which one is easier to handle!
16. The emperor wants you to praise your officials? Brag! Good thing. However, no matter whose sedan you meet on the road, it is best to give way to it.
17. Leading troops to fight? Want to recruit troops? good! Remember, it is best to find some beautiful GG or DD, and nine times out of ten, they will be used on a certain hard level. By the way, change the military discipline and remove the phrase "anyone who recruits a wife before the battle". Keeping him is not conducive to the development of the army, and will make you look ugly in the future.
18. Not enough soldiers? It's okay, minorities can lend it to you. Borrow it yourself, and you can usually marry a princess.
19. Be an official and try cases? Judge? What should I do if he doesn’t recruit? Hey! You're so jealous! Pretending to be a ghost! Just ask and get the answer!
20. Do you want to be a copycat owner? Let me tell you, it's best not to take in wanted criminals. What? Are you capable? Ah bah! It's useless. Just wait, you're bound to be unlucky. What? You still have a daughter, it’s over, get married as soon as possible, otherwise you will probably beat her to death. And a son? Or four? Wouldn't that be called brave and strong? What? Is that what it’s called? Boss! Could you please start with another name? It's over, it's over, your four sons will either die or be injured. Why are you still standing there? Don't be fooled!
21. The most important thing is that men should never take a beautiful wife.
22. If you know some martial arts and have a beautiful daughter, do not take an apprentice.
Already collected? Then you are miserable, not only is the girl gone, but your wife is also dead.
23. If the person you are looking for "happens" to die, you must stay at his house for a few more days. It is best to go out and wander around at night.
24. If you and your wife give birth to a son and accidentally lose him when he is three or four years old, don’t worry, some worldly master must have taken a fancy to this son and adopted him as his heir. As long as you wait patiently for fifteen or sixteen years, it goes without saying that at your most critical moment, a handsome young man with strong martial arts skills will suddenly appear in front of you to save you and propose marriage to you!
25. Caught by the Mountain King (or his daughter)? Don't be afraid - his daughter will marry you. What? You don't want to. Stop resisting needlessly.