Zhang Haiyang: "I was so fucking stupid when I heard it. The Anti-Japanese War has been over for more than 20 years. Where did the Eighth Route Army and the Japanese devils come from!"
Zhang Haiyang: "Brother, Can I relax this kind of ideological education? Let me tell you, the first lesson I taught him was the story of Lei Feng. I said that when Comrade Lei Feng was a soldier, he took care of all the clothes for the class by himself." Zhong Yuemin: " You are really worthy of a grandson!"
Zhong Yuemin: "We have a comrade who is very poor at home. He has several younger brothers and sisters, and none of them can fit into the same outfit. After some discussion, we decided. I wanted to collect some military uniforms for them and send them back, but after I sent them back, I found out that I didn’t have them anymore, so each of them only had this one. Zhang Haiyang was even more unlucky. One day, he washed and hung his only military uniform in the yard, just in time. The old soldier was demobilized, and he didn’t know who to let go. This kid was even more stunned and didn’t say a word. The next morning, during the routine 5,000-meter training, this kid was wearing a tattered shirt and underpants. The gun carried the bullet and ran straight into the queue, which almost drove the company commander crazy."
Zhang Haiyang: "What are you talking about?"
Zhong Yuemin: " I'm talking about you!"
Zhang Haiyang: "Are you making a fool of me in front of the girl again?"
Zhou Xiaobai: "Why did you give the socks to others? "
Zhong Yuemin smiled and said nothing.
Zhang Haiyang came to the rescue (he was so considerate and a gentleman) and said to Zhou: "You don't know, our comrade's family has too many people, which is not enough. The funniest thing is that their family A family photo was sent to us, and when we looked at it, it was all green. His parents were wearing two-pocket soldier uniforms, and when they looked at them, they looked like the squad leader and deputy squad leader. Military uniform, just like a bunch of new recruits in a new company." . . . . .
One day after Zhong Yuemin and Wu Mantun were promoted to company commander and instructor of the First Company of the C Army Reconnaissance Battalion, and Zhang Haiyang was transferred to the military department as company-level staff officer. Zhang Haiyang drove to No.1 Company. They shouted at the company door: "Zhong Yuemin, come out!" Zhong and Wu came out to salute Zhang, and Zhang returned the salute, assuming the posture of a commander and commenting, "Well, not bad, you have done a good job in this military exercise. The head of the military region praised the company by name." , the commendation order arrived shortly afterwards." Then he was beaten by Zhong and Wu Kuangbian. . . . .
Before going into the forest to break into the minefield to perform the mission, Zhou Xiaobai called Zhang Haiyang. Zhou Xiaobai said: "I want to ask you something", "Zhong Yuemin said you love me, is it true?" "If you love me, say it."
Zhang Haiyang said: "If I say it and you don't laugh out loud, just say Zhang Haiyang, you are crazy. Love is also in vain."
Zhou Xiaobai’s stubborn expression said: “Say”.
Zhang Haiyang: "How could I not love you?". . .
When Haiyang returned home, he saw Xiaobai with a smile on his face: "I thought there was a burglar at home?"
Xiaobai: "I made dumplings for you, put them on the stove Boil the water and cook it yourself later."
Hayang: "Why don't you leave before you finish?" I really hope Xiaobai can stay.
Xiaobai: "I I only packed thirty pieces, just enough for you to eat alone!”
Haiyang: “I’ll give you some!” What a good husband!
Xiaobai: “Then. I’m not hungry yet!” Haiyang: “I’m not hungry!” Xiaobai: “It’s a big meal. Is it enough for me to eat thirty?” Haiyang: “Then I’ll drink some dumpling soup and give you all the dumplings.” You!" Xiaobai: "Haiyang, I can only stay for a while." Haiyang: "That's better than being in a deserted room and not seeing you all day long!" Xiaobai: "I still have to rush. Are you going to work the night shift?" Haiyang: "I'll drive you!" He grabbed Xiaobai and finally kept him.
The two of them were eating dumplings together. Haiyang: "Well, who ate one more one?" Xiaobai: "Who just said you should give them all to me!" Haiyang: "So, it's you. I ate one more." Xiaobai: "You ate twenty-two, and I only ate seven!" Haiyang: "Hey, accounting, do you have any evidence?" Xiaobai picked up the chopsticks and wanted to teach Haiyang a lesson. Haiyang grabbed Xiaobai's hand and smiled gently at her. Xiaobai: "Send me to work." Haiyang: "Xiaobai, we are considered married. We must invite Zheng Tong and others to sit at home sometime. Sit down!" Xiaobai smiled: "What's wrong?" Haiyang: "I'll ask you to come home, even if it's only half a day!" Xiaobai: "You can't live without me?" Life is just boring!” (Listen to my intoxication!) Haiyang: “Don’t mention Zhong Yuemin, it doesn’t matter, I feel uncomfortable too, but we must live well together first and then help him think about it. "Zhe!" Xiaobai: "He doesn't need help from others as long as he thinks about his own affairs." Haiyang: "Xiaobai, I want to tell you something solemnly." Xiaobai: "Say!" Zhong Yuemin loves you!" Xiaobai: "Have enough dumplings!" Haiyang: "I love you ten times more than Zhong Yuemin!" (Hey, I'm intoxicated again! Haha!) Xiaobai: "Send me to work!" : "Xiaobai!" Xiaobai: "Set a time, invite Zheng Tong and his wife to come to your home, and call Yuemin too!" Haiyang: "What else is there?" Xiaobai: "Who else is there? ?" Haiyang: "Gao Yao!" Xiaobai: "Call the Yuemin if you want!" Haiyang said happily: "I'll take the infantry first, if I hear an explosion. I knew something was wrong with me, and the people behind me quickly came to my aid.
Ocean: You are the captain! You have to stand in the command position at all times, I'll go!
Mandun: Are you going? Do you know how to clear mines? I can clearly remember that when our company was taking demining class, you went back to Beijing on family leave.
Ocean: Nonsense! You’ve never eaten pork, and you’ve never seen a pig running? I’ll learn everything first!
Manqian didn’t say anything and walked straight ahead.
Ocean: Come back! If I say go first, go first, no one can compete with me! I was sent by the military agency to guide you in your work!
Full store: Zhang Haiyang! Don't use the sign of a military agency to bluff people here!
Hayang: Do you still have a temper? Say it again and I will crush you to death!
Later Mandun was knocked unconscious by Haiyang...
I remember Mandun said: If nothing else, he was the only child in Haiyang's family. There are seven or eight brothers and sisters in my family! Yuemin, who do you think should go?
I remembered another paragraph: It is said that when Yuemin and Haiyang came back from demobilization to assign work, they met Gao Yue...
Zhou: Yuemin, you didn’t even tell me when you came back. Don’t you just want to join the Public Security Bureau? Come on, I'll help you when you get back.
Zhong: Who said I wanted to join the Public Security Bureau?
Hayang: Xiaobai is helping you.
Zhong: No, I have already arranged the rest of my life with her. (Looking at Gao Yue)
Zhou: Who is she?
Zhong: My girlfriend.
Gao:...
Zhong: When are you and Haiyang going to do business? Comrade Zhang Haiyang is clamoring to marry you every day!
Zhou: Zhang Haiyang! Let's get married tomorrow!
Zhong: OK! Then go have a wedding banquet with you two tomorrow!
Hayang: Who said I would just go away? Drink, drink, drink, drink you to death! (Turns around and walks away)
Zhou: I hate you! (He hit Yuemin hard with his bag and left)
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A few days later... the restaurant In...
Yangyang: What you said on the street last time is true?
Xiaobai: Which sentence?
Ocean: You know what I'm talking about.
Xiaobai: But you said you wouldn’t get married.
Ocean: I take it back.
Xiaobai: Are you so angry?
Yangyang: (shaking his head...) For all these years, I have not dared to say "I love you" openly. That would be just out of anger.
Xiaobai: Have you thought clearly?
Ocean: Think it through.
Xiaobai: But I haven’t thought it through yet.
Hayang: Then let me help you think about it. ...Zhong Yuemin loved you and Qinling. However, he will not be responsible for his love. He stays away from you to protect you. I love you too, I can stay by your side and never go anywhere.
Xiaobai: Not going anywhere?
Hayang: Yes, Xiaobai, I love you, let’s get married, okay?
Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin each received a warning for eating a chicken (from the director of the Political Department's house). The two of them came to the parallel bars, and Zhang Haiyang gritted his teeth and cursed: "Just because of Wu Mandun, let's each give a warning. I have to deal with this bastard."
Zhong Yuemin said. : "Isn't it just a warning? What's so big about this? You take this too seriously."
Zhang Haiyang is still angry: "I'm so damn angry, this is just a joke." We have been eagles all our lives. How could we fall into the hands of a bumpkin?"
Zhong Yuemin was pushing the car and waiting for Zhang Haiyang to come. After I got it, I took a look at the car: This car belongs to our hospital. Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: Make yourself look like the people's police. Zhang Haiyang circled around the car: This belongs to Zhou Xiaobai. I recognize this goldfish key chain. Zhong Yuemin was surprised: No way, you really have a photographic memory. Do you like that girl? Zhang Haiyang smiled: Each other, each other. Zhong Yuemin: Nacheng, I gave this book and car to you. You return it to him. I’ll leave first. Zhang Haiyang: Then why don’t you go?
Zhang Haiyang was reading and waiting for Zhou Xiaobai. When Zhou Xiaobai came, Zhang Haiyang gave her the book and the car. Zhou Xiaobai asked: Why didn't he give it to me himself? Zhang Haiyang: Oh, he seems to be in a hurry. Zhou Xiaobai pondered.
Zhang Haiyang asked with concern: Is this a banned book? Zhou Xiaobai ignored him and Zhang Haiyang walked away bored.
Haha, I thought of another paragraph, which was also a scene at the headquarters before the jungle war:
Zhong Yuemin pulled Zhang Haiyang’s clothes and legs: "Sit down, sit down."
Zhang Haiyang: "What are you looking at? There are no flowers on my face."
"Don't be sneaky, just say what you have to say."
Zhong Yuemin; "Did you talk to Zhou Xiaobai on the phone?"
"Yes."
"What did you say?"
"She asked me if I loved her"
"What did you say"
" I love you."
"There's more."
"If she says you love her, just love her. Why didn't you tell her earlier?"
"It's not too late now. "..." Zhong Yuemin said in a long tone.
"Yes, it's not too late as long as you haven't married her yet."
"Don't worry, I will definitely not marry her."
Zhong: Zhang Haiyang, why don’t you bring any money when you go out? I’m so hungry.
Hayang: I thought you still had money there, but you didn’t keep it either. It’s good to have a dollar with you. I was so hungry that I was sweating.
Zhong: It’s okay to be hungry, but I haven’t bought the tickets yet.
The ticket inspector is here...
Zhong: It's okay, just listen to my explanation. Then you stay as a hostage and I go back to the army to get the money.
Hayang: Don’t take you as a hostage, I’ll go back to the army to get the money.
Zhong: After all, the staff officers of the military department are more respectable than me, a small company commander. This kind of thing can't be a burden on you; this kind of thing must be done by us at the grassroots level. Comrade goes to run errands.
Hayang: No, no, it’s not interesting enough. It’s not the first time that he pushed me out to fight the thunder.
Zhong: Zhang Haiyang, are you going out this time? The behavior is bad enough
The ticket inspector is here...
Conductor: "Comrade, please show your ticket."
Zhong: "Listen to my explanation."
Police officer: "Please take out your ticket, hurry up."
Zhong: "I don't have a ticket."
Police officer: "Then hurry up and make up for the ticket. There is also a fine."
Yangyang: "Comrade police officer, we don't have any money with us. When we get to the station..."
Flight attendant: "Which unit are you from?"
Haiyang and Zhong: "We are soldiers."
Flight attendant: "It's really novel. Soldiers also ride on the bus?"
Hayang: "What are you talking about? Who's going to take the bus?"
Conductor: "Okay, I've seen you like this a lot, and I find a few of you every time I check the tickets. There are many reasons, either the money was stolen by thieves, or he was imitating Lei Feng and doing good deeds. "
Yangyang: "Can you be polite? There is a reason why we didn't buy a ticket. Why don't you even listen to the explanation and just say hurtful words? I think your attitude is too bad. "
Flight attendant; "I serve the people, not fare evaders. If you don't buy a ticket when taking the train, even if you have a thousand reasons, it cannot be used as a reason to evade fares. ”
Hayang: “I think you are out of your mind and you are bent on labeling us as fare evaders.” ”
Flight attendant: “Why are you still swearing?” Fare evasion and scolding? ”
Hayang: “Who cursed?” I mean, your brain is not working well. Is this called swearing? ”
Police officer: “Okay, okay, take your things and follow me. Is it still reasonable to evade the fare?” Walk around. ”
Hayang: “Just go, you have to take care of the food wherever you go, so go.” ”
Zhong: “Okay, Ocean. "
In the office of the station police station, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin stood in front of the table with their hands behind their backs unconvinced. The director was on the phone.
Stationmaster: "Hello, Deputy Director Wang?" I am Director Sun of the station police station. Hello, hello.
There is something I want to ask. I have two comrades here who say they are officers in your army. I have seen their IDs and they are complete. I want to verify whether there are these two people in your army. One is Zhong Yuemin and the other is Zhang Haiyang. . . . Yes, that’s right if you have these two comrades. . . It was nothing serious. They just took the bus without buying a ticket, saying they didn't have any money in their pockets. . . OK, I'll ask him to answer the phone. Come on, Zhang Haiyang will answer the phone. "
Zhang Haiyang; "Deputy Director Wang, I am Zhang Haiyang. "
Director; "Zhang Haiyang, what are you doing? Why don't you buy a ticket when taking the bus? ”
Zhang Haiyang: “That’s right. Zhong Yuemin, the first company commander of the reconnaissance battalion, and I went to Wu Mandun’s home to see his parents. Yes, it was Wu Mandun who died in this operation. The military returned He reported second-class merit, and that was him. . . "
Director; "I asked you why you didn't buy a ticket? ”
Zhang Haiyang: “We gave all the money to his parents and forgot to keep the fare for the bus. We wanted to go back to the army to get money to replace the ticket, but the police comrades regarded us as fugitives ( Not convinced), their vigilance is high (dissatisfied). . . . "
Director: "If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it when you come back. You guys come back first. ”
Zhang Haiyang; “Deputy Director Wang, we were detained by the police station. According to the usual practice, the army should send someone to pick us up. Could you please tell Deputy Chief of Staff Yu of the headquarters and ask him to send someone Come pick us up. ”
Director: “It’s such a big deal, why do you need someone to guide you?” Come back by yourself, get the money and then go and pay for the ticket. "
Zhang Haiyang: "But this place is more than 20 kilometers away from the army. We don't even have the money to take the bus. If we get caught again by taking a bus, then. . . "
Director: "Can you borrow some money from Director Sun of the police station? Pay it back together with the replacement ticket. ”
Zhang Haiyang: “Okay”
On the bus back to the army, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin sat there silently in a bad mood because they were misunderstood by the conductor; A thief stole a passenger's wallet and was discovered by another passenger. The passenger immediately stopped the thief. The thief denied it and asked the driver to stop the car. Together with three accomplices, he pulled the passenger out of the car and beat and kicked him. At this time, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin rushed out of the car, and the two exchanged glances. (They were holding back their anger and were looking for sandbags to hit.) Zhang Haiyang rolled up his sleeves and said to Zhong Yuemin: "Are your hands itchy? superior. "The two men rushed forward and knocked the four gangsters to the ground with three strikes, five divided by two. (Brother Lian had a very beautiful rear kick here, but it was a pity that he took it back halfway through the kick, otherwise the actor would not have been able to bear it) They helped the passenger back to the car, and there was applause in the car.
Zhang Haiyang said: "It was really not satisfying, and he lay down before he was beaten. ”
Zhong Yuemin: “Master driver, let’s drive, we have to rush back to the army.” "
Driver: "What about those guys? ”
Zhong Yuemin: “There is a small town ahead. Ask the local police to send them to the hospital. (At this time, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin looked at each other and smiled.) Don’t worry, they can’t run away. They will have to lie down for at least three days.” Where's the moon? ”
Zhang Haiyang was discussing how to deal with the little bastard at Zhong Yuemin’s house. Zhong Yuemin poured water for Zhang Haiyang. Uncle Zhang Haiyang was sitting on a chair, with his legs crossed and swaying. The two looked serious.
Zhong Yuemin: "Has the matter come to an end? ”
Zhang Haiyang: “It’s all clear. My people tracked the little bastard and lived with Li Kuiyong in Tongzilou near Taoranting. ”
Zhong Yuemin: “What are you going to do next?” "
Zhang Haiyang: "I think Li Yuanchao's idea is unrealistic. He always wants to use the excuse of self-defense to kill the little bastard. Do you think this method is advisable? ”
Zhong Yuemin (thoughtfully): “To be honest, in our circle, there are many ruthless people, but almost none of them really dare to kill people. This is the biggest difference between us and the little bastards.” difference. In my opinion, Li Yuanchao is a figure who shakes the feather fan. I don't think I've ever seen him in a fight.
"
Zhang Haiyang (suddenly showing a fierce look on his face, pointing his finger at Yuemin, fiercely): "Let me ask you, do you dare to kill someone? "
Zhong Yuemin (somewhat guilty, but still calmly and softly): "I don't dare, do you dare? ”
Zhang Haiyang (reluctantly took back his hand, lowered his head, softened his tone, and angrily): “I don’t dare either” (~_~!), and then got excited again, “But you little bastard dares!” If we fight against him, you and I will lose psychologically first! He has no scruples and will kill as soon as he comes up! We will definitely suffer a big loss! Herein lies the difficulty. Fighting and killing are two different things!"
Zhong Yuemin: “Hey, wouldn’t you report the little bastard’s address to the Public Security Bureau? "
Zhang Haiyang (squinting at Zhong Yuemin with his eyes): "What do you think? "
Zhong Yuemin (frowning): "This is such a loss of points. This is like when we fight with someone, and if we lose the fight, we go to the parents and say, ‘Your child beat me, do you parents care about it? ’ If this happens, our reputation will be ruined. ”
Zhang Haiyang (agreed): “That’s right! This approach is not advisable. The best way is for us to catch the little bastard with our own hands, punish him, and then hand him over to the public security bureau. "
Zhong Yuemin (agreeing, leaning forward): "Yes! How about ocean, do you have the courage? "
Zhang Haiyang (expressing contempt for Zhong asking such a question): "Joke, buddy, when have you ever been afraid? ! Aren't we just little bastards? It's just the two of us. If we need to call for an extra helper, our buddy will be picked up! "
Zhong Yuemin (thinking for a while): "We have to move Li Kuiyong away. If he is here, it will become two versus two. If things go wrong, we will be taken care of by them. ”
Zhang Haiyang (with a big wave of his hand, started to come up with bad ideas^_^): “This is easy to handle, let’s get rid of the tiger, ask a few buddies to go to their house to cause trouble, and be sure to transfer Li Kuiyong back.” As soon as he leaves the tube building, we will break in immediately! "
Zhong Yuemin (made the decision): "That's it! ! ”
The two of them discussed the “big plan” together, reached a common understanding, felt happy, and raised their glasses.
It was night, and several people from Zhang Haiyang’s No. 2 Courtyard The men smashed the glass of Li Kuiyong's house. Li Kuiyong's mother shouted to her fourth son to call home the eldest son Li Kuiyong, who was drinking with the little bastard. At this time, Zhong Yuemin and Zhang Haiyang were ambushing the little bastard in the dark corridor...
The two of them looked at the door of the little bastard’s residence.
Zhong Yuemin (whispering): “What time is it? ”
Zhang Haiyang (looking at his watch): “It’s half past ten.” "(Looking at the door)
Zhong Yuemin: "Li Kuiyong's brother will be here soon. ”
Zhang Haiyang: “Is he definitely coming?” "
Zhong Yuemin (explaining in a low voice): "I will definitely come. Li Kuiyong is his eldest son, and his younger brothers and sisters are younger. Think about it, it's March 9th, the windows at home have been smashed, and the north wind is blowing, no one can sleep well. "
Zhang Haiyang (half praising, half insulting Zhong Yuemin): "Only you can come up with such a damaging move. "
Zhong Yuemin (retorted): "Fuck you! ”
Li Kuiyong’s brother appeared at the other end of the corridor. Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin used the boxes and other debris in the corridor as cover and lay down.
……
After Li Kuiyong left, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin stood up, took out the short sticks that were most effective against short knives from their arms, and tiptoed to the door of the little bastard. They looked at each other, Zhong kicked the door open, and the two rushed into the room to meet Ben. The little bastard, who was sleeping in only his autumn clothes but felt strange, had a knife in his hand and confronted him.
Zhong Yuemin (calmly but very threateningly) said: "Young bastard, put that blunt knife down. Otherwise I'll break your arm. "
Little bastard: "You are really an expert. You use a short stick to deal with my knife. It seems that you have been thinking about me for more than a day or two." (To Zhong Yuemin) "You are Zhong Yuemin, right?" (To Zhang Ocean) "What is this person's name?" We've met before.
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Zhang Haiyang (viciously): "Stop fucking nonsense, aren't you known as the number one killer in Beijing? Use it if you have any ability! "
Little bastard (one against two, unsure of what to do, trying to delay the attack): "Brother, that's not fair, is it? You two are treating me and not letting me wear clothes. If this matter gets out, it will have an impact on your face. ”
Zhong Yuemin (who doesn’t want to do this): “Don’t do this, just stay naked.” Anyway, we are both unknown people, there is nothing to be ashamed of. "
The little bastard (with a fierce look in his eyes, threatening): "Zhong Yuemin, do you fucking dare to kill me? ”
Zhong Yuemin (retaliated without fear): “I can’t kill you, I’ll just cripple you.” ”
Little bastard (yelling): “But do you believe I dare to kill you?” If you don't dare to change your life, get the hell out of my way! ”
Zhang Haiyang (who had been impatient for a long time): “Fuck you, you bastard!” "
After a scuffle, the little bastard ran away, but Zhang and Zhong could not catch up. Zhang Haiyang was so angry that he threw the stick to the ground and cursed: "Fuck, I let this grandson run away again! ”