"One" couplet story Zhuge Liang fought Zhou Yu
Legend has it that Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang's intelligence and always wanted to find an excuse to kill him. At a banquet, Zhou Yu deliberately replied to Zhuge Liang: "Answer Mr. Kong Ming, if I recite a poem, you will be right, and you will be rewarded;" If you can't get it right, how about decapitation? " Zhuge Liang smiled calmly and said, "Gentlemen, please speak first." Zhou Yu was overjoyed, and began to read:
Water is a stream, and water is also a joke. If you go to the stream, adding birds will make you a chicken. A successful cat is better than a tiger, but a fallen phoenix is worse than a chicken.
Zhuge Liang smiled and said,
If you have wood, it's also a chess game, and if you don't have wood, it's also a chess game. Longyou was played by shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs.
Zhou Yu was furious when he heard this, but it was inconvenient to get angry. He added:
If you have hands, you will be twisted; if you don't have hands, you will be ugly; if you don't have twisted hands, you will be a girl. There is an ugly girl in Longzhong, but it is hard to find a girl in a hundred miles.
Zhuge Liang knew that Zhou Yu was mocking his wife for being ugly, so he immediately responded:
If there is wood, it is also a bridge, and if there is no wood, it is also a Joe. If you remove the wood beside the bridge, you will be charming. Jiangdong beauty big Xiao Qiao, Cao Cao copper sparrow locks two jiao.
Zhou Yu knew that this remark was taunting his wife, and he was furious and tried to attack her several times. At this time, Lu Su said:
There is wood and it is a trough, and there is no wood and it is Cao. Removing the wood at the edge of the trough and adding rice is bad. Today's plan is to break Cao, isn't it bad for the dragon and the tiger to compete?
when everyone heard this, they all clapped their hands and cheered, so they were relieved.
"II" The story of ancient and modern celebrities' couplets
Ancient and modern absolute
Painting with lotus flowers and monks; The book is close to Han Tie Hanlin Book
Gongmen Peach and Plum Celebrate Glory Day, France, Netherlands and Belgium
The leaves of Larix gmelinii are yellow, the tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea
at midnight, and the lotus (pity) is bitter in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Pear (detached) children have a sour stomach
Take a tin pot to the West Lake and drop it; cherish the tin lake
Sell blue bottles in Nanping; Rare blue bottles in Nanping
Read in spring, read in autumn, read in spring and autumn; read in spring and autumn
East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east pawnshop, west pawnshop, things
Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower. The river flows through the ages
printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon shadow in the moon well, and printing the moon shadow for ten thousand years, and the moon shadow for ten thousand years
poetry stage, poetry stage, poetry stage, poetry stage, poetry stage
Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, red stove, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron. Looking at the sky empty, looking at the sky empty every day
It's hard to ask for people, but it's hard to find people, and it's hard for everyone to find people
It's hard to have a cup of green tea every year, which can relieve the thirst of the Yuan Dynasty
Two melodies of heaven, the heart of Lele musicians
Seven-string wonderful songs, and the sound of Lele Yuefu
Charcoal to salt to return. Green and yellow interlaced soft and hard curtains
moonlight screen window, each Zhuge Liang
wind sends flowers to the garden, and bursts of flowers, Mei Lanfang
smoke along the bright eaves, Yan Yan
fog covers the bird house, and there is no fog
lonely cold window, empty widow
handsome and pretty woman with loneliness
three treasures of Tieweng City West Jinyu Yinshan
. Tong sheng learned that one person is big, two people are heaven, and human feelings are bigger than heaven.
Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.
Shanxi Hanging Temple hangs in the west hill.
Move the chair, lean on the tung and enjoy the moon.
When there are insects in the water, it will be turbid. When there are fish in the water, it will be fishing.
Kinoshita is the foundation, wood is the end, wood is wood, pine and cypress are dense.
looking at the wood in the door
thinking about the heart and the field
showing little water and sand
the earth embankment is the only way
the silkworm is the worm in the world
the bird on the riverside
stepping through the three stones of Leiqiao
separating the way out, two mountains
freezing rain sprinkling people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west
cutting up the passengers. If you open your mouth at a glance, you will be cut into two pieces.
If you cut off 2 heads, you should be punished by eight knives.
Feng Erma tamed Sanma Feng tamed five princes.
Some people in Iraq have Yin, but no one in Yi Yin slaughtered them.
Old wood is withered, and this wood becomes firewood.
A good girl is even better.
People used to be monks, but they can become buddhas.
Women are humble handmaids and can be called slaves.
Three women The umbrella villain relies on adults to cover up
ten minds, homesickness, homesickness, country
Eight eyes still enjoy the wind, the moon and the autumn fragrance
On the day of the east month, Ming characters are generated in the west sky
Children live in the right place, women live in the left world, and good people are assigned
Qiao Nv is naturally fond of rouge, plastic face
Only stopping Ge is the four-dimensional worship of monks such as the Bamboo Temple. Peak
Four-dimensional Luo Ma Ge Luo Luo Luo Shang Luo Xia Luo Riding Luo
The speaker said that the pigs in the front and the pigs in the back
An inch of land is a temple, and the temple says poetry, saying: The moon sends the monk back to the ancient temple.
Shuang Mu is a forest, and it's forbidden under the forest, and it's forbidden in the clouds: the axe will enter the forest in time.
If the crystal word lasts for three days, there will be days when you think about it. Hibika, 36, days in a hundred years.
There are three tastes, so it is advisable to open your mouth and mouth, and advise you to drink more wine.
the sun, the moon and the Ming dynasty are faint, and the mountains and winds are blue, but the stone skin is still strong, and the ancient trees are not dead.
How can people come? A thousand miles is full of meaning, and words are always eulogizing the Yellow Crane, but a scholar's mind is not fulfilled.
a wonderful girl, Ni Jia
Zhuge, a big talker
The ancient wood in front of the mountain and rock is dead, and this wood is firewood
A girl in a long towel is good, and a girl is even better!
Zhang Longgong, riding a strange horse, fighting alone
Marrying a family girl, having a child, Male niece
The ship is loaded with stones and heavy stones, and the ship is lightly loaded
The feet on the ground are short, and the length is long
The feet are short, and the length is long
The ship leaks all over the pot, and it leaks dry
The lamp blows and blows to put out the fire, and blows and burns
The drinker's restaurant is drunk
It's pleasing to draw good poems
The eggs are salty, and it's really light. Cry
Taro rises, Taro withers, Taro cries
Monks swim on the river, and monks worry
People in independent small bridges don't flow, and people in lonely sleeping hotels have come to their hometown
Who once broke this building with one punch
I also boldly wrote poems on it
The green hills are not always snow-white heads
The green water has nothing to worry about, and the face is wrinkled because of the wind
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Tomorrow will be unlucky in spring.
There will be less luck and more money all the year round.
The husband, the grandmother, the aunt and the sister-in-law will be one.
The new three years, the old three years and the old three years will be replenished.
American sentences:
Every leaf smells of the forest. Every inch of soil has the smell of the earth, every shadow has the smell of sunshine, every flower has the smell of Yuan Ye, and every breeze has the smell of freedom.
Story of celebrity couplets:
Jie Jin, who was 8 years old, once visited the jade railing of Nanjing Jinshui River. Hu Ziqi made a textual research on the sentence "Golden thread willows by Jinshui River, and golden thread willows pass through the goldfish mouth". I didn't expect Jie Jin to blurt out "Hosta flowers outside the jade railing, and Hosta flowers insert jade heads"; Hu Ziqi was unconvinced, and
went on to say, "Two apes cut off trees in the mountains, but how dare the little monkey cut the saw?" Jie Jin Jr. retaliated with a tit-for-tat way, "How can an old beast get out of his hoof when a horse is stuck in the mud?" Happy, really happy.
Meng Chang
couplets have a very long history. The earliest pair of couplets was recorded in the Five Dynasties. Song history? "Shu Family" contains:
Meng Chang ordered a bachelor to inscribe a peach symbol, so he claimed to inscribe a cloud:
Qing Yu in the New Year,
Changchun in the Festival.
Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu
It is said that after Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat, Zhou Yu admitted that "Zhuge Liang is really better than him", but he was still jealous. Later, at a cocktail party, Zhou Yu wanted to make things difficult for Zhuge Liang again and proposed that the two men should win or lose the couplet. Zhuge Liang agreed, and Zhou Yu went out first:
Water is also a "stream", and water without water is also a "ridicule". If the water beside the "stream" is removed, the bird is a "chicken" (in traditional, it is a "mocking bird"), and the cat is better than the tiger, and the phoenix is not as good as the chicken.
Zhuge Liang, after a short meditation, said to himself:
It's also a chess game if there is wood, and it's also a chess game if there is no wood. If you remove the edge wood of chess, it's a "bully" to add more money. The dragon swims in shallow water and the tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs.
Zhou Yu was a little angry when he saw that Zhuge Liang was comfortable with it and secretly dismissed himself as a dog.
Having a hand is "twisted", having no hand is "ugly", removing the "twisted" side hand is "girl", and adding a woman is "girl". There is a girl in Longzhong who is ugly, and it is difficult to pick a girl in a hundred miles.
Zhuge Liang could hear that Zhou Yu was making fun of his wife Huang Achou's ugly appearance, so he made a tit for tat, and immediately chanted:
If there is wood, it is a "bridge", and if there is no wood, it is also a "Joe". If you remove the side wood of the "bridge", you will be a "jiao", and if you add a woman, you will find a beautiful woman in the south of the Yangtze River, and a copper sparrow in Cao Cao will lock two jiao.
Zhou Yu wanted to ridicule Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang made fun of him, which made him even more angry and wanted to have an attack. Only Lu Su stepped forward and handed over to Kong Ming and Zhou Yu, saying,
If there is wood, it is also a "trough", and if there is no wood, it is also a "Cao". Removing the edge wood of the "trough" and adding rice is a "bad". Today's plan is to break Cao.
Li Qingzhao
Li Qingzhao was a famous poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, and her husband Zhao Mingcheng was a epigraphist. Husband and wife are knowledgeable and proficient in poetry and meter, and they are famous "poetry couples". On one occasion, they attended the 15th birthday party of Wu Laoshouxing, a famous birthday star in Qingzhou. After three rounds of wine and five dishes, they invited Qingzhao and his wife to write a couplet to congratulate Wu Laoshouxing on his birthday. Mingcheng was a little humble, and then he wrote:
After the reunion, he became old again;
Every Jiazi is 6 years old, and "Reunion with Flowers" means 12 years old, and "Ereli" means 3 years old. When the two numbers add up, it coincides with Wu Lao's birthday, and the living room suddenly rings with cheers. Everyone saw clearly how to continue the couplet, only to see that Qingzhao was not formal, holding a pen in his hand, and he also wrote down
< 3 > words, couplets, poems and stories about Zhuge Liang with a wave of his hand.
Poems: When I came to but before he could conquer, he was dead, Yingyuan's eyes filled with tears. "Shu Xiang"
started out as a true name, and it's a thousand years old! Before and after
The Book of Wrath, it was left in tears. Ode to History
antithetical couplet: the antithetical couplet of Wuhou Temple in Dingjun Mountain
Loyal to the liver and bravery, two tables since the Six Classics;
entrust an orphan with his life, three generations and then one person.
Shanglian: Collect two rivers, arrange eight arrays, six out of seven catches, light forty-nine lamps in front of five posts, and concentrate on paying three attentions.
bottom line: take the western Shu, set the southern barbarians, and reject them in the east and north. In the account of the Chinese army, the divination of Jin Mu is changed, and the water surface can be attacked by fire.
words: do your best
until you die.
Story: Three visits to the thatched cottage, seven arrests of Meng Huo, fire attack on Chibi, and an orphan entrusted by Bai Di
As the saying goes, three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang
Everything is ready, except the east wind
You can know three points of the world
The more detailed the couplets, deeds and poems about Zhuge Liang, the better
take the west Shu, set the south barbarians, and reject the east and the north. The Chinese army accounts are based on the divination of Jin Mu's soil, and the water surface can be attacked by fire.
There is also a couplet in Wuhou Temple in Chengdu, praising Zhuge Liang's achievements in Shu:
Only be cautious all your life, seven times to cross the south, six times to travel to the north, when five zhangs will collapse and destroy, and nine times to cut ambition will be respected and taught;
Ten times the lotus praises and honors, eight ranks are famous, two rivers are blessed, and the four sides are elite, and three points will belong to the founding fathers.
"Wu" Zhuge Liang's story, couplets, proverbs, poems
"Grass Boat Borrows Arrows", Zhou Yu was jealous when he saw Zhuge Liang's talent. One day, Zhou Yu asked Zhuge Liang to discuss military affairs and said, "We are going to fight with Cao Jun.. What is the best weapon for fighting on water? " Zhuge Liang said, "Bows and arrows are the best." Zhou Yu said, "Yes, sir, I thought the same thing. At present, the army is short of arrows, and I want to ask Mr. Wang to be responsible for building 1 thousand. This is official business. I hope Mr. Wang will not turn it away. " Zhuge Liang said, "Of course, if the governor entrusts it, he will do it. I wonder when these 1, arrows will be used? " Zhou Yu asked, "Is it good to build it in ten days?" Zhuge Liang said: "Since we are going to fight, if we can build it in ten days, we will definitely miss the big event." Zhou Yu asked, "How many days does Mr. Wang expect it to be ready?" Zhuge Liang said, "Just three days." Zhou Yu said: "The military situation is urgent, so you can't joke." Zhuge Liang said, "How dare you joke with the viceroy? I am willing to make a military order, and I will be punished if I can't make it in three days. " Zhou Yu was very happy, told Zhuge Liang to make a written pledge to fulfill a military order in person, and hosted a banquet for him. Zhuge Liang said, "Today is too late. From tomorrow to the third day, please send 5 non-commissioned officers to the river to shoot arrows. " Zhuge Liang had a few drinks and left.
Lu Su said to Zhou Yu, "How can a hundred thousand arrows be made in three days? Is Zhuge Liang lying? " Zhou Yu said, "He said it himself. I didn't push him. I have to tell the craftsmen to delay deliberately and not prepare him with all the materials for making arrows. If it can't be built then, convict him and he will have nothing to say. Go and find out what he wants and report back to me. "
Lu Su met Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang said, "To build 1, arrows in three days, I need your help." Lu Su said, "You found it all yourself. How can I help you?" Zhuge Liang said, "You lend me twenty boats, each with thirty sergeants. The boat was covered with green cloth curtains, and more than 1 straw handles were arranged on both sides of the boat. I have my own clever use. On the third day, I kept 1 thousand arrows. But we can't let the viceroy know. If he knows, my plan will be over. "
Lu su agreed. He didn't know the purpose of Zhuge Liang's borrowing a boat. When he came back, he reported to Zhou Yu that he didn't mention borrowing a boat, only that Zhuge Liang didn't need bamboo, feathers and glue paint. Zhou Yu was puzzled and said, "On the third day, let's see what he does!"
Lu Su privately dispatched 2 clippers, each with 3 sergeants. As Zhuge Liang said, he arranged green cloth curtains and straw handles for Zhuge Liang to dispatch. first day