Ou Yangxun, a calligrapher in the Tang Dynasty, is not good-looking, while my uncle Sun Chang Wuji is a little short. One day, they wrote poems and laughed at each other. The eldest grandson laughed at Ouyang's poem and said, "I shrugged like a mountain and was timid." I don't know who painted this monkey. "
In the vernacular, you can't bury your shoulders, but you can't draw this macaque on the pavilion. Laugh at him, burying his head and shrinking his shoulders like a monkey.
This poem greatly exaggerates Ou Yangxun's shortcomings. Ou Yangxun did not show weakness, and immediately wrote a poem to return it: his head was warm and his back was warm, and his legs were cold. Just because my heart is in a daze, my face is completely round. The poem is vivid and mean, which makes the eldest grandson laugh and cry.
Their satirical poems were handed down as jokes by ministers. When it reached the ears of Emperor Taizong, Emperor Taizong burst into laughter. And humorously said to Ou Yangxun: "Don't let the queen know your poem, she will be unhappy when she knows it!"
Because Sun Chang is the elder brother of the eldest grandson queen. Li Shimin knew that his wife, the eldest grandson, was a virtuous queen, and would not be angry about such trifles, so he took the opportunity to give her a silent silence. ?
2. The story of Ji Xiaolan's birthday celebration?
Qing Qianlong held a birthday party for his mother in Wang Hanlin and asked Ji Xiaolan to make an impromptu birthday speech. Lao Ji didn't refuse, but blurted out in front of a room full of guests: "This woman is not human." Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed when the old lady heard her face change.
Lao Ji unhurriedly read the second sentence: "Nine fairies descended to earth." Suddenly the audience became active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy.
Lao Ji then read the third sentence: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became speechless and joy turned into embarrassment. Lao Ji shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao and gave it to my mother." Everyone cheered at once. ?
3. Zhang Xian
Zhang Xian (990- 1078, Ye Zi), a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married a concubine of 18 years old at the age of 80. At that time, Su Shi, who often recited poems with Zhang Xian, took many friends to visit him and asked the old gentleman what he thought of this beautiful scenery.
Zhang Xian then casually read: "I am 88 years old, and your beauty is my white hair. The same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. " In the vernacular, I am 80 years old and you 18. You are a beauty, and I have white hair. It's the same as your inverted book, except that there is a flower in the middle.
Su Dongpo, who is humorous, immediately sang a song: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree pressed Haitang. " ?
In the vernacular, the bride is eighteen and eighty lang, with white hair and red makeup. Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.
4. The old prime minister got married.
An old man with few wives will definitely lead a disharmonious life. An old prime minister in his seventies married a young woman in her twenties. Life is hard to satisfy her young wife. She couldn't bear loneliness and secretly hooked up with extremely young people. ?
One Mid-Autumn Festival night, the old prime minister went home and heard the voices of men and women teasing in the room. He hid under the window and listened. "Look at you like dough!" "Look at you like a pink ball." "Your Old Master Q?" "Like a burnt old dried onion!" The more the Prime Minister listened, the angrier he became. He put up with it and went to sleep in another room. ?
The next day, the prime minister placed moon cakes and fruits, called the little lady and the bookish people and asked them to recite poems against them. First, the Prime Minister chanted, "August 15th is due east. Suddenly, I heard laughter coming from the room.
Dough is accompanied by the fun of making dough, and the old dried onions are shining outside. "My darling was not afraid when she heard the news of the Prime Minister, so she simply wrote a song:" August 15th is the West, and Kung Fu divorced the young woman.
Although we live together, death belongs to others. When he saw it, he was very afraid, made amends to his master, and recited a poem: "August 15th is full, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. Adults don't blame villains, and they won't do it again. " ?
In the vernacular, it was the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th when the moon was full, and the prime minister was generous. Adults would not remember the villains and would not make such mistakes again.
5. Chen Jichang and Su Dongpo
Chen Jichang, a scholar in the Song Dynasty, was a little afraid of his wife. My good friend Su Dongpo wrote an interesting poem in order to laugh at this henpecked gentleman who called himself "the monk Longqiu": The monk Longqiu was also poor, and talking empty words kept him awake at night. Suddenly, I heard the roar of a lion in Hedong, and my walking stick fell into my palm.
In the poem, humor and exaggeration are used to describe Chen Jichang's fear of his wife, which is endless. It is also the first time to call a tough wife "Hedong Lion". Since then, "Hedong Lion" has become synonymous with "evil woman".