Via (Sichuan) continuous 10. Exquisite (essence) 1 1. Overlap (overlap) 12. Cross the resort 13. Stop (hinder) 14. (picture)
Concise (bold) 18. Qi (generous) almost 19. One (drum) makes it 20. Hanging beam thorn (bone) 2 1. Rough (rough) 22. Food does not cover (fruit) belly. shock
Make peace (together). Wait for the bus in room 26. Don't worry, wait for 27. Make it (just make it) 28. Continue (that is) 29. Care about people's lives. Be charming (correct).
Dig a corner (foot) 32. A promise of 1000 pounds (gold). No way to go (shin) 34. Work hard (finish) 35. Stay in the nest (mortar). Stew. Wax (wax)
Dead skin (lai) face 39. Blue sky and white clouds. Li Ding (Li) helps 4 1. Make persistent efforts (Li) The old couple have a wonderful dream. Looking forward to it.
Water cage (dragon) head 46. Slant (slash) 47. Spasms (convulsions) 48. America (wheel) 49. Luo (Luo) 50. Spider silk grasshopper (horse) trace
Name (Ming) postcard
Silence (rule 55). Thumb refers to 56. Boo (vomit) efforts 57. Add 58. Surprise (surprise) 59 Trim (repair) 60. Parents (youth) favor 6 1.
66. Enjoy the taste (reward) 67. Talking and laughing (life) 68. People have an affair (the world), so 69. There is no fear of holding (relying on) 70. The forehead (hand) is called Qing 7 1. Recover (trace back) 72. Sneaky (worship)
73. mention the title of the gold medal. Desperate 75. Longing for it (76. Move (migrate). Perfect. Kuya (Xiao) 79. Reveal (announce).
80. Salute (declaration) 8 1. Choral (metaphysical) law 82. Fake and shoddy products. I can't be myself. You (Jude) are like a tiger going down the mountain. Try your best to go fishing. Gluttony taro (taro) complement.
87. Xanadu (source) 88. Dirty money. Dip in water 90. Sting 91. Pretend (frame) 92. Drink poison to quench thirst. Sit in array (town) 94.
95. Moxibustion (baking) hands can burn 96. Jiuzhou (state) 97. Privacy of the bed. Pose (willfulness) 99. Compile 100. Do (sit) for a month.
1. Original: The Mystery of Jelja Jelja Ye Li Jelja-Tong Ange
Copy: wild ass, wild ass of God, wild ass, wild ass.
Question: Why sing with God's wild donkey?
2. Original: Longlong, keep your eyes open forever-Wang Leehom.
Copy: Longlong, you are two years short and two years far away forever.
Question: Who will always be two years behind Buron?
3. Original text: Travelers between heaven and earth are in a hurry-Sally Yeh
Repeat: the heavens and the earth are long, and the pot shell is fried and fried.
Question: How can you cook smartly?
4. Original: Five Thousand Years of Wind and Rain-Andy Lau
Copy: Wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu
Question: Are they having an affair?
5. Original: I think of my mother's words every night and cry like rain-Lu
Copywriter: Grandpa thinks of Mom's flowers, and the roadside flowers are tears for you.
Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of the flowers on his mother's roadside?
6. Original version: inexplicable words, inexplicable words-Jolin Tsai
Replica: inexplicable pregnancy, inexplicable pregnancy
Question: A true portrayal of modern young people?
7. It is easy to lose your mind when you fall in love with someone-You Hongming.
Copy: When you love someone, you will easily lose your body.
Question: Is this ... this ... this too easy? _
She looks like a fairy. She is so beautiful. Jordan chan
Replica: She is like an antenna. She is so beautiful.
Question: What aesthetic vision is as beautiful as an antenna?
Today, a person is still single and begging for happiness-Hong Yiping.
Reprint: live alone for a single period or ask for a Fu surname.
Question: Is the owner surnamed Fu? Go in and feel her residual temperature?
10-. Original: I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts-Rollin Wang
Text: I'm not a locust, I can't centipede.
Question: horror ... is it filming?
Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)
Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.
A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)
A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind
A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)
8 most special jokes (take responsibility after reading, be cautious ...)
First, when I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years is hard. I have no food, and I never spit out my booger. " .
Second, there is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. So the rich man sent them away, and only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."
A man saw a big sale in a shop and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still has to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman. "What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma replied, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . .
Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and politely asked, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I'm like this ... "
6. On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. " Can you give me a straw?
Seven, boss, the second flight, the second airsickness, vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up."
8. If you see that you haven't vomited, I have to admit that you are a master, so I will try my best-
Killing skills-
One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theater again, and when they saw that they were in the middle of an argument about the plot development, they made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp. Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "The second one shook his head." No, I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! ""The sun produces bright words in the moon in the east and the sky in the west.
Children live on the right and women live on the left.
An inch of land is a temple, and the temple is next to it. The poem says: The moon sends monks to the ancient temple.
Shuang Mu is a forest. Forests are forbidden, and so are clouds.
The sun and the moon are bright and faint, and the mountain wind rises.
A broken stone skin is still strong, but an old tree will not die.
It is closer to the top of the mountain than to the mountainside.
The moon floats to the bottom and then sinks.
The full moon is rare, and the full moon is rare. Every year, the sun shines.
Flowers bloom and fall, flowers bloom and fall, summer goes to Qiu Lai, summer goes to cool, and spring comes after severe winter.
Month, month, month, Ming, August, clear.
Shan Shan Shan Xiu Wu Shanshan Xiu Xiu is very.
There is a full moon in the sky, a half moon on the ground, a full moon every month and a half moon every day.
At the end of this year, early next year, the end of each year, next year.
Dragon rage, wind and waves
Moonlight shoots water and water shoots the sky.
A Da Qiao, two little Joe, three inches golden lotus and four inches waist, five boxes and six boxes of colorful disputes, eight points, nine points and ten letters.
In September, the eighth circle, seven scholars and six, even four drums in three directions, one in Erqiao.
The breeze is everywhere and I can't stand it.
When will the moon shine again?
The first part: "Qing" means the rule of the Qing Dynasty.
Part II: The Bright Moon misses the Ming Dynasty.
The bright moon is in the sky, and it is asserted that there will be no rain tonight.
Cold dew is cold, and it turns into frost when it comes late.
Bottom line: "frost" and "double".
The moon under water is like the moon in the sky.
The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.
Blow Xiangjiang river several times.
A pillow attracts martial arts clouds.
On the hidden "flute"
The next link hides the dream.
Shanglian:
Several floors, alone supporting the East Peak, near Shuiyao Mountain, in order to draw a spectrum, gather in Qing Xue, disperse white river smoke, bake the clouds and dye the fog in Tsing Yi. Poets sometimes miss the past, and soldiers sometimes raise their abilities. The most pitiful flower has fallen, the mirror of the spring boudoir has been buried long ago, and loquat is lonely, leaving a fragrant grave in the green field. I have mixed feelings about this. Laughing butterflies always send them to bed. Try to shout from above: By the way, whose property is this half month?
Downlink:
After thousands of years' work, he has repeatedly changed the Nishikawa Bureau and made great achievements. He acted as a hero, jumped to the top of the mountain, died in front of the slope, put down the tiger and sang frogs at the bottom of the well. Suddenly iron Ma Jinge, suddenly silver Di, if Long song short fu, prose yee hate leisure; Curling cloister, windy and rainy. I was dumbfounded, and there was no return to the four seas. Jumped to death and finally fell into the trap of Gankun. Attached to the dangerous building: look, that cloud is my day? "
Found in Chongli Tower, Wangjianglou, Chengdu. This couplet consists of *** 2 10.
Shanglian:
Climbing the stairs, it is said that Fei has been here before, and Shi said that Lu Shao came first, and the book of Chu failed. How can it be said that it was copied from which dynasty? Strive to climb mountains away from poverty and congestion, and people who feel at home are on a platform. Only Mi Heng wrote a poem and Cui Hao wrote a poem, which will be handed down forever. Wandering behind the official track, choosing victory depends on the face, connecting Anhui and Henan in the east, Jingxiang in the west, Changyue in the south, and resting in the north. In the vast universe, Hu goes to a stranger. Hang up the eaves, listen to a few times, hang up the sails, play with the snow waves and clouds, and get out of the top of the hundred feet. The towering Pinclay and Liang Dong regained their pride in the gorge, thanks to the efforts of the public. The immortal Xiongnu is an illusion. Xi will wear a sword on his shoulder, drink money in the bushes, play the flute on the ridge and have a crane shadow in the air.
Downlink:
Supporting Jie Ge, he said that at the beginning of Xin Qiji, it meant that Bao Mingyuan spread far and wide, and there was no doubt about the history of Jin Dynasty. who did you hear that from？ I admired the early emperor from the battle base and thought of many characters in those days, but Yunxiong left behind Sao and Ze, which will always be bright. The rest robbed the king of the map, saying that Wei was at that time, Ren Cheng destroyed the yellow string, Zhuang Yan drove wide, * * * practiced hard, and zhanghua's spirit was heroic and he died at sunset. However, the Hanshui River in Fangcheng still remembers Zhou Gezhao Hall, so unlike Qingchuan, it is still Yao Tianshun's day, with hundreds of millions of people climbing to heaven, sweeping the ground, grabbing a clean place, seeing great achievements and celebrating today's happiness. Romantic talk is endless, and I can't appreciate the willow shade, jujube in front of the pavilion, grass color in front of the continent and plum blossoms on the river abroad.
Found in the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang, 350 words, unknown author. It can be described as the first long couplet in ancient and modern times. Is it okay?