Please look at what I wrote on this painting for friends who know calligraphy and painting. Help me translate it in vernacular. Who is the author?

Frankly speaking, your painting "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea" is signed by Peng Xinshan, and printed with the so-called Wen Zhiming title and the old man's postscript on the mountain book. It is a common single-line woodcut flat print in modern painting and calligraphy market. It is a typical fake and has no collection value. Very common!

Actually, you don't have to look at anything else. The promotion methods are all wrong and illogical.

The forger's water is too bad ... I won't help you translate the content.

I really want to swear when I see the recommendation given by the classified administrator upstairs! ! ! ! ! These incompetent classification administrators, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey! ! ! ! Put somebody else's children here by mistake! ! ! !

This picture is obviously printed in batches. What's there to argue about? Don't answer anything you don't understand, okay?