On Ji Xiaolan's folk couplets
Ji Xiaolan is knowledgeable and humorous, and his anecdotes are widely circulated among the people. According to historical records, he loves couplets and is good at being right. He is a wizard of couplets. The fifty years of Qianlong (1785) witnessed the "Thousand Banquets", during which an old man 14 1 year old. When Emperor Qianlong learned about this, he wrote a couplet, ordered everyone to answer correctly, and said, "Flowers meet again, add another 37 years."
60 years old is called "Hua Jia", "Reunion" is equal to 120 years old, and "Sanqi" is 2 1 year old, which adds up to exactly 14 1 year old. After a little thought, Ji Xiaolan immediately said to him: "Celebrate the ancient and rare, and add a spring and autumn period." 70 years old is called "Gu Xi", "Shuangqing" is equal to 140 years old, and "adding a spring and autumn" is also 14 1 year old.
It's the New Year's Eve of the Chinese Lunar New Year, and it's snowing. Plum blossoms are proudly blooming, with silver in red. Ji Xiaolan accompanied Emperor Qianlong to enjoy the scenery outdoors. Unexpectedly, Emperor Qianlong sighed, "Old people support plum appreciation, alas! Youth has passed. " Ji Xiaolan realized that this was the first part of the problem and blurted out, "Children listen to firecrackers, yo! Another year. "
Ji Xiaolan's birthday couplet for Emperor Qianlong's 50th birthday is also a beautiful couplet:
"The forty thousand li of the empire has never been unified since ancient times; Fifty years of sacred life, from now on, there are still 9,950 years. "
The All-China Federation has 36 words, each full of praise and flattery. Especially after Emperor Qianlong's 50th birthday, he will live for 9,950 years, which happens to be "Long live", which is wonderful.
Because Ji Xiaolan is very talented, everyone admires him. Many dignitaries and wealthy families regard rock climbing as a blessing to make friends with him. One day, a member of the public invited Ji Xiaolan to a banquet. It happened that there was a pair of Uzick father and son on the same list. A member of the public said, "Everyone knows that Ji Xiaolan likes it. If you have something to say, you can improvise. You should give it to others as a gift, or you will be punished. " He immediately went to the first part: "Father has no son, son has no son, father and son have no son." But I saw Ji Xiaolan casually say to the cloud without thinking: "Teacher Situ, Teacher Situ." Everyone was surprised.
The master added, "A spring night is worth a thousand dollars." Ji Xiaolan said with a smile, "Two Tai Chi instruments give birth to four elephants." There are several pairs of logarithms, countless pairs, and the antithesis is rigorous and neat. The host was surprised and immediately held a banquet.
Ji Xiaolan wrote countless couplets in his life, but most of them were written for others, and few of them were written by himself. Only one couplet is known to chant: "The floating official sea is like a gull bird; Life and death books are like squid. " This self-chanting couplet shows his ups and downs as an official all his life, and also expresses his rigorous pursuit of knowledge all his life.
Ji Xiaolan was an expert in matching when he was a child. One day at noon, after lunch, my brother didn't come back. Ji Xiaolan went to school to find his brother with a cowhide whip in his hand. It turned out that my brother was worried that he was not worthy of the teacher's pair. Ji Xiaolan said to the stern gentleman, "Don't be angry. Can I match it for my brother?" Mr. Wang looked at the clever and lovely Ji Xiaolan and nodded in agreement. The first part is:
Weeds weave mats covered with reeds.
Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment, shook the whip in his hand and spoke the bottom allied:
Cowhide whips cattle.
Mr. Wang nodded in horror and kept saying, "Good! All right! Good! " Wave his brothers home.
On the Mid-Autumn Festival, Ji Xiaolan went to Fujian as a overseer. On the way, he crossed the river by paddle boat. At this time, a sailboat caught up with the wind. Sailors learned that they were lucky enough to meet Ji Xiaolan, so they came to a top allied:
The two boats are parallel, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.
This kind of combined transportation uses homophones and puns. "Su Su" was a famous minister of Dongwu in the Three Kingdoms period, and "Yacht Kuai" was a general in the early Western Han Dynasty. The couplet "rowing is not as fast as sailing" means that writing is not as fast as martial arts, mocking Ji Xiaolan. Ji Xiaolan failed to answer for a long time. In Fujian, the college entrance examination ceremony, music everywhere, Ji Xiaolan's inspiration suddenly appeared, bottom allied:
How can the flute be clearer than Xiao He's in an octave ensemble?
Di Qing, a military commander in the Song Dynasty, Xiao He, a prime minister in the early Han Dynasty, and Xiao He. Of course, I won't forget to refute "words are not as good as weapons."
Ji Xiaolan has been an official in Beijing for many years. After a long time, he couldn't help but miss his hometown, so he was unhappy. Emperor Qianlong saw Ji Xiaolan's worries. One day after Emperor Qianlong went to North Korea, he said to Ji Xiaolan, "Ai Qing doesn't look well these days. Let me guess. "
I miss my wife, my son and my parents.
Ji Xiaolan hurriedly knelt down and said:
Thank you for your words, thank you for your days, thank you for your land, and thank you for your king.
Emperor Qianlong had to approve Ji Xiaolan's family leave and left this pair of clever couplets.
Legend has it that Ji Xiaolan once boasted that "there is no sentence that cannot be answered". Hearing this, his wife pointed to the screen window on a moonlit night and asked him:
The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise
Zhuge Liang, a statesman and strategist in the Three Kingdoms, was named Kong Ming. This couplet depicts the moonlight through the screen window with his name and words. The witty Ji Xiaolan was stumped for a while, and finally he couldn't answer. It was not until modern times that someone solved this problem:
The wind sends fragrance, but the flowers worry Mei Lanfang.
Ji Xiaolan couplets:
The bull's head is happy to have the horn of a dragon.
Has the dog ever had ivory in its mouth?
The first couplet was written by an old monk. When Ji Xiaolan was a child, he wore a bun on his head. )
Warawako hides spring scenery.
Old Master Q is observant.
Ji Xiaolan was an examiner before taking the boy test. He saw him playing with a branch, so he hid the branch in his sleeve and said hello to the teacher. )
Ten-year-old urchin, are you ambitious?
After three years, I have no ambition to serve my country.
(Ji Xiaolan is ten years old, and the examiner has served in North Korea for three years. )
The general leaned against the door, and his feet never touched the ground.
North Korea's prime minister covers the sky with one hand.
(The examiner looks at the breeder's appearance. )
The blind see peony, and their hearts are rich.
Dumb people read Zuo Zhuan, and their bellies are spring and autumn.
The first teacher in Ji Xiaolan suffered from an eye disease and was almost blind. )
On May 5th, Brother Wu put five zongzi in his basket.
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Sister-in-law is holding Brother-in-law in bed.
Ji Xiaolan ranks fifth in the family. According to the custom, on the fifth day of May, she will give zongzi to her sister-in-law. )
The fine-feathered bird died behind the brick.
Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast
(Mr. Shi trampled on the raised bird and retaliated against the upper and lower parts. )
Fish in Shuiyue Temple swim in rabbits.
Tiger leaping dragonfly in Shanhaiguan
There are fish in the water, rabbits in the moon, tigers in the mountains and dragons in the sea, which are natural and appropriate.
A tender begonia with leaves is obliquely inserted into the sideburns.
An old yam with half a hair hanging around its waist.
(The first part is Ji Xiaolan praising his girlfriend Wen Luan, and the second part is Wen Luan's rights. Yam is sweet potato. Inadvertently caused a funny, very funny)
Ganbagua, Kun Bagua, 8864 Gua, Gankun Gua have been decided.
Luan nine times, phoenix nine times, 9981 times, husband and wife singing.
When proposing to the Ma family, Miss Ma went out to test him. )
Good mountains and water, good wind and good moon, beautiful women like clouds on the 29th.
Stupid voices and dreams, idiots talking nonsense.
On the wedding night, it's the first part, and the horse does the second part. After that, a man and a woman got into the quilt and did whatever they wanted. )
Two apes cut down a tree to see how the little monkey sawed it.
Plow the field horse by horse and see how the old beast makes hooves.
Ji Xiaolan's two nephews climbed a tree while playing and broke many branches, which was seen by the old monk. When they retired from the first division, Ji Xiaolan was far ahead in the second division. )
Mid-Autumn Festival in August
2: 30 midnight
Three staggered houses
A man with a big temper.
(Ji Xiaolan writes Spring Festival couplets for blacksmiths)
The lingering fragrance of the sunset swept away a little.
When the furnace is cold and the fire is exhausted, the Italian horse must be fastened.
Ji Xiaolan wrote a pair of couplets for the temple. On second thought, the word "bald" is hidden in the upper part, and the word "donkey" is hidden in the lower part, which together is "bald donkey".
Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you read the Spring and Autumn Books?
The old manager who was born in the south came to the north. Is that thing still there?
(The southern eunuch came to Beijing, and the first part made fun of Ji Xiaolan, including four words: spring, summer, autumn and winter. Ji Xiaolan retaliates with the southeast and northwest)
Three solutions, meetings and forms on the list
There are four seasons in the world: summer, winter and autumn.
(The first couplet was written by eunuchs, and Ji Xiaolan was right, so there is no spring to satirize eunuchs in the four seasons. )
Eat watermelon skin and throw it eastward.
Read Zuo Zhuan's book and turn right.
Dung beetles, hitting the south wall, table tennis, pulling, charcoal.
Toad, jump, quack, plop, creak in the depression in the east.
Tai Chi two instruments give birth to four images.
A minute on a spring night is worth a thousand dollars-every minute on a wedding night is precious.
The imperial territory of 40,000 Li has never been unified since Igu.
Fifty years of sacred life, since the past, there are still 9,950 years.
(Birthday couplets written by Ji Xiaolan for Gan Long)
Flat and light, flat and light.
Ordinary, ordinary, ordinary.
Mom drives horses, horses love horses, and mom whips horses.
Niu Niu leads the cow, the cow licks the cow, and Niu Niu beats the cow.
The summer mouse cools the beam and calls the craftsman to draw a cat to drive the summer mouse away.
Hungry chickens steal rice, tell children to pick up stones and beat hungry chickens.
Today's students are the first to do this.
Last night, Jenny's feet faced the sky.
The two boats are parallel, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.
Eight-tone ensemble, how can the flute be clearer than the flute?
(First-line Lu Su and Fan Kuai, second-line Di Qing and Xiao He, and also. )
My south is mountainous, watery and full of talents.
I am a saint in the north every day.
Move the chair, and Yitong will watch the moon together.
Wait for the lights to go to the pavilion and attack each other.
The tiger is still there
The mountain is still here.
Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven.
People have visited the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.
Chimes and drums sound comfortable.
Looking for mountains and water, everything is empty.
The higher you climb, the harder you drill.
It is natural to surpass the same kind and excel.
Silent, but also moved verve.
Emotion and Chu look at the heart.
(Ji Xiaolan inscribed a couplet for the woman Xiao Gan)
It's best to live in a small building. It's warm in spring.
How to be as good as you, how to be full of love and care.
(Ji Xiaolan dedicated a couplet to the woman Xiaoru, with the initials "Xiao" and "Ru")
Smoke comes from fire, which is always bitter.
Water is wine, and if you can turn back, you will become an adult [Chen Banjiang]
Take silk as color, and polish it with [Dai Dongyuan].
Wood is outstanding, and all mankind is king [Ji Xiaolan]
The female branch is a prostitute, and it is boundless and unintentional [Liu Shi' an].
A person's words are faith, and without history, he is a villain [Dong Qujiang]
In the cold weather, there is no water that can't be turned into ice [Liu Shi Push]
It's better to be a young girl, and all of them are husbands [little as]
If a woman is humble like a servant, why not call her a slave [woman Chang 'e]
If children love others, people will become Buddhas if they do evil [Xiao Gan]
When people are together, it's like explaining words, but it's understandable and wonderful.
Only real heroes can come here.
You are all poor children, what else do you want?
Smoking, breathing, gathering in front of you.
Peeing and farting, thunderstorms under the legs
How interesting! Ji Xiaolan likes smoking, and he is called "Jida Tobacco Bag". At the gathering of talented people, Liu Shi took a back seat and gave the first part to Ji Xiaolan. After that, he really farted and was heard by Ji Xiaolan. "Smoking and exhaling" is opposite to "Fengyun" and "peeing and farting" is opposite to "thunderstorm". Friends who think the word "fart" is vulgar can speak more culturally in the future)
The following is the contest between Ji Xiaolan and Liu Shitui at the gathering of talented people. Liu Shi withdrew from the first part, and Ji Xiaolan did the second part:
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Dongting Lake is 800 miles long, and the waves are rolling and stormy. Where did the master come from?
Wushan gorge, twelve peaks, cloudy and foggy, the examiner descended from the sky.
Who dares to play when the sky is a chessboard star?
The earth is a pipa road, a string. Who can play it?
Mangosteen is unintentional, and there are several pairs of branches in the air.
Lotus root has eyes and does not touch any sludge.
Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with each one.
Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.
Study hard, plow well and study hard.
It is difficult to start a business, but it is difficult to persist.
Three feet of sky blue satin
Liuwei Dihuang Pills
If the bridge breaks today, when will it break?
The Ming Dynasty ran a full moon. When was the full moon?
Luoyang bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows the buckwheat bridge.
Nautilus Island, disembark from the island and push the boat to the mainland.
Color difficulty
easy
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(The contest between Ji Xiaolan and Liu Shitui is really extraordinary. )
This wood comes from Chaishan.
There is a lot of smoke at night because of the fire.
Lianlei in the pool holds a red fist. Who are you hitting?
On the shore, hemp leaves stretched out their green palms. What do you want?
Father has no children, father and son have no children.
Stuart, Stuart, Stuart, Stuart, Stuart.
Flowers and the reunion of three seven years.
The ancient and rare two-festival celebration adds a touch of spring and autumn flavor.
(At a state banquet, the oldest person was an old man of 14 1 years old, and Ji Xiaolan presented him with this couplet. Calculate, the upper part is 60*2+3*7= 14 1, and the lower part is 70 * 2+1=1.
Eight thousand is spring, eight thousand is autumn, in all directions, the eight winds celebrate the birthday, and the eightieth birthday is in August.
Five numbers combined with heaven, five numbers combined with land, and five generations lived under one roof. Five Blessingg was fully prepared and made a pilgrimage for fifty-five years.
(The 80th birthday of Qianlong, written by Ji Xiaolan)
Dragonfly 50 years, celebrate one person, five days near, five days near, five grains up to heaven, five clouds, five things completed, Five Blessingg prepared, five generations under one roof, five towers open, colorful, colorful.
Crane is August 80, long live the blessing, eight thousand years old, eight thousand ranks, eight treasures in, eight treasures now, eight sides smooth, eight winds harmonious, four sides conghua, the Eight Immortals will sing songs about clothes in the team.
(Qianlong's 80th birthday, another birthday couplet written by Ji Xiaolan)
If you look carefully, you can only persuade all beings to be ignorant with ancient costumes.
Showing off the eyes and ears of the world with blessings, kindness and E Lai, and being diligent in performing, is really a bodhisattva's heart.
Song Yushu lives in Cherry Street.
Pan Jinlian made a scene on the grape trellis.