b, there are many kinds.
A Besides stage art, we also have handicrafts in China.
b oh, what you mentioned is handicrafts.
a is right, right. This is of high quality. You are like a kite pasted by Kite Wei; The clay figurine created by "Clay Fighter Zhang" is well received in the international market.
b is famous.
a is it. Then there is sculpture, which takes too much effort.
b yes?
a we can engrave where sesame seeds are bigger.
b oh?
A can carve a poem in a place the thickness of a hair.
it's still troublesome for b to ask me to look like this.
To appreciate this kind of art, A must take a microscope 5 times.
b is invisible to the naked eye?
a right, right. Then there is the painting and calligraphy of our motherland. Our brushwork is the best in the world.
b's calligraphy.
a pair. We have written a lot of ink and brush characters in Tianjin.
right.
a as we all know, there are five people in Tianjin. These five people ...
B Please wait a moment!
a?
b how many people write well in Tianjin?
a, five people.
b hehe, four famous writers.
a no, you left out one.
yihua, Meng, Yan and Zhao.
No, Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao and Su!
who's "sue" b?
A Hua Shikui, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu, Zhao Yuanli, Su Wenmao! Five people.
b, are you also a famous writer?
a of course.
how come b hasn't seen you write?
a I write very little. If you go to Tianjin, Heping Road is the most lively and prosperous place, with shops on both sides. Look at this plaque: Oh! This was written by Hua Shikui, this was written by Meng Guanghui, and they all wrote it!
b right!
Look for it in Tianjin. Which plaque was written by Su Wenmao?
b really hasn't.
a that's why he's valuable.
b? Why?
those who lack it are the most expensive.
b-ho! Is this called "what is lacking is precious"?
a, you see, if there are mountains of things in the market, Chinese cabbage will cost five cents a pile.
b, is this valuable?
a of course. I can not only write, but also draw.
what is b drawing?
a Chinese painting!
painter from country B!
A There are many Chinese painters in China, such as Tang Bohu, Mi Yuanzhang, Zheng Banqiao and Zhao Ziang, all of whom are ancient painters. Our modern painters, like Mr. Qi Baishi.
right.
A Zhang Daqian, Park Xinyu,
B "South Zhang Bei Pu"!
ah, these are all famous painters. They have their own strengths. Tang Bohu's beauties draw best!
right.
the landscape of jiami yuanzhang is the best! Bamboo in Zheng Banqiao is a must.
b has its own characteristics.
a: yes, they each hold a corner. I am better than them.
b and you? Where is Qiang?
I can do it all!
b all-around painting?
a is right. You said landscapes, figures, insects, flowers, meticulous paintings, freehand brushwork and even plums, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums. There is nothing I can't draw.
what an all-rounder!
a this is my greatest strength.
b is not simple.
a can ... but I also have shortcomings.
one's shortcomings are always inevitable.
a however, my shortcomings ... I think they are still very small!
b what are your weaknesses?
what does a draw, and what does it not look like.
b won't? Praise yourself for a long time, can't draw!
a person dares not know how to be polite. This is not polite!
b is that polite?
a can't paint what it really doesn't look like? Sometimes I draw a beauty, so that you can see it.
Does B look like a beauty?
A looks like Zhou Cang!
b still won't?
a this is a joke. I like painting since I was a child.
b and you?
a I used to be a student in the art department, but later I was transferred to the Chinese department because of the conditions.
b are you still a student?
a, students.
where does b go to school?
me? Peking University.
b Beida photo studio?
photo a ... what's in the photo studio?
isn't b Peking university?
a Peking university! Peking University.
who's b?
me.
b are you a student of Peking University? Let me ask you first, where is this "Peking University"?
a, this one is still skeptical about me.
that's not what b meant. I'll ask you about it!
I don't know where A is? Peking University is in Beijing.
b, you are talking nonsense! Tianjin University is still in Tianjin. I asked you the specific location.
a specific location? Beijing, not far from the back door, is called "Beach".
this place b is right.
a this is my alma mater.
b, who is the headmaster of Peking University?
president a? I can't mention that.
b why?
it's disrespectful for Party A to say it because he is a disciple who doesn't talk to his teacher.
B doesn't have so many rules. If you don't mention them, others won't know. You can mention this president of Peking University.
A Our president's surname is Zhou, whose name is Deshan, and his nickname is "Toad".
toad b? Which two words?
A "clam" is the edge of the word "worm", a word of "one bite", clam.
where is the frog?
A "frog" is the edge of the word "worm", a "mo" with a wonderful name. Toad Zhou.
what about toad? Damn it.
president Jia Zhou.
b don't ... don't! Why are you still bowing? Etiquette is deep enough. Stop it! As all the old audiences know, toad Zhou is our crosstalk performer. The name of the president of Peking University is Cai Yuanpei.
a, you said it was the former headmaster; I said when I was at school, our headmaster was Zhou Deshan, toad Zhou.
was toad a headmaster?
a that's right.
b that may be the same name.
a hey. I am a top student in our school.
b where are you?
a, I have shown my face to our whole school.
b when is this?
a oh, it's too early to mention this! Do you know that there is a famous writer named Kang Youwei? Have you ever heard of him?
I've heard of it! People call it "Kang Shengren".
yes, I showed my face in front of this old gentleman.
what face did b show?
Mr. Jia Kang Youwei came back from Japan and returned to China to visit cities and schools. Visit tomorrow, implying a review, and come to Peking University. As soon as our headmaster heard that Kang Youwei was coming, he had to meet him in person, let him in, and divide the two sides into seats. At this time, we began to talk to our headmaster.
how did b kang Youwei talk about it?
Mr. Jia Kang said, "President of your school, how many stilts are there?"
b what is this "high foot"?
a is how many students there are.
b, just tell me how many students got it!
A Our headmaster replied, "There are 56 fools in * *!"
there are quite a few "fools" in B.
a "what lessons do they all have every day?" "In addition to special lessons every day, every Saturday afternoon, students are asked to do an eight-part essay." Hearing this, the sage Kang was very dissatisfied.
b why?
It was Kang Youwei's idea to abolish stereotyped writing.
b that's right.
A is now advocating stereotyped writing in our school, which seems to be a little academically opposed to Mr. Kang.
b, what did Mr. Kang say?
Although Saint Jia Kang was unhappy, he didn't bring it out on his face.
b a learned man.
a is still smiling. "Oh, the headmaster of your school, since you said here, Kang Mou is incompetent and wants to make a fool of himself in your school. I have a topic, let them students do an eight-part essay, is it ok? "
saint yikang wants to give a question?
a should be, and our headmaster stopped him.
b why?
jiakang sage? How much learning that is!
b is right.
we can't do the problem he gave us! But our headmaster didn't stop him! Just down the slope.
b look.
a "ok, let's ask Mr. kang to write the question!" " Kang Shengren is very dissatisfied.
b that's right.
A picked up the chalk on the blackboard and "brushed" it, just like inserting willows and flowers. Let's all students take a closer look-they are stunned!
what about b?
topic a is too deep.
b what's the topic?
a "spring and autumn topic".
b is really difficult.
A "Spring and Autumn Question" is the most difficult. Not to mention us, in the Qing dynasty, the exam takers were most afraid of "spring and autumn questions"
b is.
a, you should be afraid of "spring and autumn questions" when you count this "orange", not to mention my "sour pear"!
b my jackfruit is even worse! What "orange"? "Take the exam".
a pair. The civil and military officials in the tribute court raised their children.
right.
A is not only a spring and autumn question, but also has three requirements.
what are the three requirements of b?
First of all, it takes 25 minutes to hand in the paper, but
B's time is tight enough.
a second, no whispering.
b is afraid that you will cheat.
a pair. Third, in the season of composition, you can't use pencils or pens.
what does b do?
A writes with a brush.
b why?
a, as I said just now, writing with ink and pen is the most diligent. If you write an article with a little ink, it won't do, no matter how good the article is. This is called "juanjuan."
how serious b is.
A should not only look at the quality of the articles we write, but also look at our brushwork. Speak, spill the paper and start writing. After 25 minutes, how about
B?
A sent out 56 papers, but only 82 were collected.
b what about the others?
A is full of white rolls.
b didn't dare to write?
A didn't dare to write.
how difficult it is.
topic a is too deep. But what about these 82 cards? Our headmaster has to choose them.
what does b choose?
if a fails, you can't show it to outsiders.
b is afraid of jokes.
president a took this one and read it this way: this sentence is not good.
the word b is not so good.
the font a is not good.
the word b is not well written.
ah, this one is good. Oh, what a pity! What a fly in the ointment!
what about b?
a has a word!
which word is b?
the word "person" is short.
b-ho! Ouch, one * * * two strokes also left a sum. What student is this?
a? Who draws a little bastard here?
b? Draw a bitch on the paper?
this one handed in the picture in a hurry.
b look at these students.
A chooses to choose. It's better to choose only five of the 82 papers. You can understand that there are people within five.
who is "me"?
a is me.
b: oh, have you ever been shot?
a what do you mean by "once shot"? I'm being polite to you. That's me.
isn't this nonsense? You are polite to me. What do I know? I read the notice on the street that day and asked someone what was going on. Someone said, "Shoot someone." I thought it was you.
well, you said it was shot. "Me"-that's polite.
b yes, yes.
I'm within five cards. Of these five, we have to choose three. Okay, there's me Su Wenmao within three.
b that's right.
among the three, the best one should be selected, which is the masterpiece of the whole school. Look at this one, the words and expressions are also good, the font is wonderful, and there is no volume. Look at the next paragraph-Su Wenmao!
b I knew it was you! Ha ha!
A Our headmaster took this paper and took good care of it. He handed it to Kang Old Master Q with both hands. "Please ask Mr. Kang to have a look."
b oh, let saint kang have a look.
Saint Jia Kang took the paper and looked at it. He was surprised at that time.
b yes?
that's what a means-ouch?
b this is a surprise.
a is frightened. At that time, it was amazing: "The article is amazing!"
b hey.
what a wonderful article! The article is wonderful and unique. "
if b comes to "three disasters" first, it will be short of "eight difficulties"!
a "headmaster, please look at this masterpiece. Kang has never heard of it in his life. From beginning to end, the spirit of brushwork runs like a cloud, like lightning, and where you write, you don't drag on, just like a phoenix and a dragonfly; The wonderful
sentence in the article is not a word copied from the predecessors. Every word is the price of pearls and jade, and it can be said that it is difficult to be a daughter. Chang Yun:' Tang poetry, Jin characters, Han dynasty articles' are owned by one person, and they are all three generations. There are eight writers in the Tang and Song Dynasties in the history of Chinese articles. So far, people who write poems and essays all follow suit and envy them. Today, you have a high foot-a rising star, this amazing article in the world. An unparalleled wizard, I am afraid of that, the ancient people of Tang and Song Dynasties, their value has fallen by ten million feet! "
b this is all a mess.
ok, I'm wasting my time!
b what are you talking about?
a hey! This is what Mr. Kang praised me for writing this article well!
b how did he praise it?
a, if we want to write ancient prose, we must learn from the Eight Schools of Tang and Song Dynasties.
b which eight?
There were Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan in the Tang Dynasty. There were Ouyang Xiu, Su Zhe, Su Shi, Su Laoquan, Ceng Gong and Wang Anshi in the Song Dynasty.
right.
a this is an expert in ancient Chinese prose. To write ancient Chinese, you must learn these eight schools.
b is right.
a but that was the past! After I wrote this article in Su Wenmao, future generations will not learn "Eight Classics in Tang and Song Dynasties" if they write ancient prose again!
who should I learn from?
a then you have to learn from me, Su Wenmao!
b that ... that's the end of the "eight"!
a of course, this is a compliment from Mr. Kang. Our headmaster must be polite.
b that's right!
President A said, "Mr. Kang is flattering me! This humble essay of a little disciple is not good in words and fonts, and it is difficult to be elegant, which is really not the eye of a foot bath expert. Sir, I'm flattered, and my teachers and students are ashamed. "
B. Toad is sour enough this week.
A means I can't compete.
b yes, yes.
Mr. Jia Kang said, "Otherwise, otherwise! No, no! "
b, shoot, shoot!
why did a shoot?
b, what are you flying for?
ahem, this "no" is just wrong.
b, just say "no"!
a "according to my kang mou, not only that Tang.