Preface ※
On the stage, the girl was obviously blindfolded and tied to a chair. The young man sat next to her in the street.
Lu: Dusk is the worst time of my day. At first glance, the streets were full of beautiful women, and the tall buildings and streets changed their usual appearance, just like in the movie, when ............................................................................................................................ happened. I have a friend who has a toothbrush. He wanted me to believe that I was just in estrus, just like Tula was in the African grassland, but I knew it wasn't. You are different, unique, soft and clean, and so is the sky. How can I make you understand? You are like my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day.
You are sweet and sad, and your lips are smeared with fresh desires. Your freshness and desire make you as unpredictable as an animal, as inescapable as sunshine, as shameless as a player and as ruthless as hunger. I want to give you a home, be the father of your children and give you everything you want. I want you to see the sunshine when you wake up. I want to touch your back and let your wings grow back in heaven. Can't you feel how my desire comes at you, climbs on your instep, drowns your legs and completely drowns you? I was thinking about you. I am eager for you, your hair, your eyes, your chin, your breasts, your wonderful waist and stomach, the smell from your pores, and your trembling hands when you are sad. You have an angel face and a bitch heart.
I love you, I really love you, I love you madly, I flatter you, I promise you, I promise, I will do my best. How can I make you understand how much I love you? I silently endured it and cried myself to sleep? I shouted at the top of my lungs? I scold myself in the mirror? I rushed into your office and pushed you to the ground? I went to college,
I am a doctor and a writer? I gave up on myself for you and have been pitied ever since? I walked into a mental hospital, and I love you. I'm devastated? Crazy about love? Or should I kill myself under your window? Mingming, tell me what to do. You are smart, smart, glib, stupid, my love, my smart. ......
The first scene ※
The base of the clock occupies the back of the whole stage. It is conceivable that the clock is huge and everyone is gathered in front of it.
[All Chorus]
This is an era of material surplus,
This is an era of emotional excess.
This is an era of excess knowledge,
This is an era of information surplus,
This is an era of wisdom and rationality.
This is a down-to-earth era.
We have too many things to do,
We have so much to learn,
We have too many voices to listen to,
We have too many demands to meet.
Love is a candle that gives you light.
When the wind blows, it goes out.
Love is a bird, decorating the scenery,
Fly away as soon as the weather changes.
Love is a fresh and moving flower.
It withered after May.
Love is a rainbow, how colorful it is.
It was an instant scam, and the sun evaporated as soon as it shone.
How beautiful love is, but fragile.
Everyone: before the arrival of the new century, we should sort out the wealth of mankind.
Before the arrival of the new century, we should clean up useless rubbish.
Before the arrival of the new century, we should overturn unrealistic ideas.
Before the arrival of the new century, we should abandon all weak things.
Announcer: In order to welcome the arrival of the new century, we will build a unique clock in the world, which stands tall and indestructible and embodies the wisdom and strength of human beings. At this time, the scene made by the big clock was tense and happy. Designers and workers worked overtime, and citizens around the scene refused to leave for a long time. Everyone is rejoicing in our pioneering work!
Citizen A: It's more than 100 kilograms, and it's more than 100 kilograms when used. Time has never been so heavy.
Citizen B: The miracle of modern science and technology. The movement is made entirely of titanium provided by the Ministry of Space. It can stand up to honor and disgrace, and it is a symbol of our nation.
◆ Citizen C: Every curve is carefully carved, and every index will go down in history.
Citizen D: The dial is engraved with the poems of one hundred outstanding poets who were born and died in this century.
Citizen E: A 67-year-old poet just committed suicide in order to get his work selected.
Citizen F: Dedicated to the coming new century, the unique century clock in the world, all designed and built by us.
Citizen G: It should be written that this is the crystallization of human wisdom.
Citizen A: I suggest writing it as the ninth wonder of the world, the beacon for aliens.
Citizen B: The lottery prize for the public has accumulated to 5 million, and it is still rising! The winner of this money will be the lucky one of 2 1 century!
Citizen C: I heard that the numbers on the dial are gold-plated, as people in the century love to say-time is money.
Citizen D: Our neighbor promised me 50,000 yuan if I hid his initials behind the watch hand.
◆ Citizen E: How dare you! You are destroying cultural relics 200 years later!
Citizen F: I want to secretly carve my name on the edge of 8 o'clock, so that I can live forever.
Citizen G: I want to carve my lover's name on the tomb of the big clock, and carve a heart next to it to represent our unswerving love.
[everyone looked at him with eyebrows.
◆ Everyone: How beautiful love is, but it is vulnerable.
How beautiful love is, but fragile.
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The script of rhinoceros in love
The second scene ※
[Lu Jia, Daxian is playing a card in his hand, while Sunspots and Lu are sitting on one side.
◆ Sunspot: Will he come?
◆ Lu: How should I know?
◆ Sunspot: Page him! Put sex before friends!
◆ Daxian: (Holding a card in one hand) Look, look, this side is red, and this side is black. If I breathe, red can turn into black. Be careful.
[Big fairy juggling, roads and scenic spots look at it, he is not interested.
◆ Daxian: How about it?
◆ Sunspot: What did Xiaoshi say?
Daxian: He said he would come later.
◆ Sunspot: I won't take him to play in the future.
◆ Daxian: OK. (Magic again) Look, look!
◆ Sunspot: (across the road) What's the name of the new girl next to you?
◆ Daxian: What are you asking?
◆ Sunspot: I also want to be a person with something to do! I'm asking you, Lou.
L: I think it's the office secretary.
◆ Sunspot: Did she tell you?
[Road shook his head.
◆ Sunspot: Then how do you know?
Lu: Because she smells like a copier.
◆ Sunspot: Just kidding.
Lu: I can tell a person's identity, occupation and what he just did from his smell. Don't believe it? Smell daxian, smell the hospital? No amount of lemon-flavored washing powder and Lux soap can wash off. It has been soaked in your bones and has been emitting. Employees who smell like air conditioners and photocopiers, small businessmen who smell like cigarettes, and housewives who just came out of the kitchen to dress up for shopping can't hide the fumes in their hair, even though they are all wearing perfume. And those chickens, all with the astringency of choking semen. I can even tell everyone's lunch menu from their breath-fish-flavored shredded pork, spicy belly slices and mushroom cabbage. ......
◆ Sunspot: Just your garlic nose.
◆ Daxian: The quality of the nose lies not in its appearance, but in its function.
◆ Road: Yes! People have a unified test standard for eyes and ears. If you can't meet this standard, you will be regarded as a kind of disability, which will affect your work, study and even attitude towards life. There are many discriminatory adjectives about this-blind, deaf and color blind, but there is no requirement for the nose at all. Nasal congestion is only considered as a symptom of a cold, and a few tablets of Contek can solve the problem. A competent and excellent nose has never been ignored.
Daxian: Lu, like his rhinoceros, has bad eyes but a special nose.
◆ Sunspot: I am chasing a dog.
◆ Lu: For example, your hair always smells of X. You'd better wash your hair when you're done messing around.
◆ Daxian: Really? Let me smell it.
[Big fairy chasing sunspots, someone knocked at the door.
◆ Sunspot: Stop it, open the door, open the door, Xiaoshi is coming, and start playing cards!
The toothbrush salesman appeared.
Toothbrush salesman: Hello, I'm an advertiser from Chen Hui Company, and I'm wasting a few seconds of your precious time. On the eve of 2 1 century, we happily ushered in the epoch-making revolution of sanitary ware-it is the high-tech product diamond brand diamond toothbrush produced by our company. You don't know that when you brush your teeth every day, bacteria will soon breed in your mouth, leading to tooth decay, dental plaque, bad breath and tartar. What can we do? As long as we use the diamond diamond toothbrush produced by our company every morning and evening, we can kill bacteria, with fresh breath, no odor and no tooth decay. Brushing your teeth in the morning should be decent, and brushing your teeth at night should stimulate your sexual desire ... because it is the first toothbrush brand that has passed the testing and certification of the Chinese Stomatological Association and can effectively prevent dental caries. At the same time, it is the only toothbrush brand recommended by China Preventive Medicine Association. Please don't misunderstand me. In fact, the real purpose of my coming here is to give you good news. Where does the good news come from? Good question, sir! Anyone who buys our diamond brand diamond toothbrush will get a "gift" from Chen Hui Company to the people in the capital. What is "gift giving"? The gentleman asked again. "Give" means that we will give you two diamond toothbrushes for free. Come on, let's fly together in the world of healthy living!
Daxian: I see. Give it to us.
Daxian and sunspot took the toothbrush from the shop assistant.
◆ Daxian: All right, let's go.
◆ Daxian: All right, let's go.
Shop assistant: well, sir, we'll give you two, and you buy one of our diamond toothbrushes. One * * * sixteen yuan. ......
◆ Sunspot: No, no, two is enough.
Salesman: No, you don't understand what I mean.
◆ Daxian: You send it, we want it, what else do you want?
◆ Sunspot: Give me two more. He hasn't!
◆ Promoter: No. ..
Daxian: Wait, what I'm asking is-will you hold a "give it" activity to thank consumers?
◆ Promoter: Yes.
◆ Daxian: Am I a consumer?
◆ Promoter: Yes.
◆ Daxian: Can I buy these two toothbrushes?
◆ Promoter: OK.
◆ Daxian: Is there any problem? Come on, we have work to do.
Shop assistant: No, sir.
◆ Daxian: Why not?
The salesman looked at the three big boys.
Shop assistant: I don't sell it. Please give me back my toothbrush.
When Lu spoke, Daxian and Sunspot were in a hurry.
◆ Lu: Sixteen yuan for a toothbrush?
The salesman looked at the road and thought this man was easy to talk to.
◆ Sponsor: (to Daxian and Sunspot) You may not understand what I mean. (Running to the side of the road) I am an advertiser of Chen Hui Company. We are now holding an activity to thank consumers. We will give away two diamond toothbrushes for free. 16 yuan can buy one toothbrush and three toothbrushes. ......
Lu: Wait, didn't you say a sixteen?
◆ Promoter: Two are also free!
◆ Lu: We just want to have no money to give away. Are you stupid? Or retarded?
◆ Initiator: Big Brother, I was wrong. You know, business is not easy for me. If you really want it, you can give sixteen dollars and take all three.
Lu: Wait, wait, I'll ask you how much a toothbrush costs.
◆ Sponsor: 16.
◆ Lu: What about those three?
◆ Sponsor: 16.
◆ Road: Where is one?
◆ Sponsor: 16.
◆ Lu: You treat me like a fool! I want one, do you understand? Do you know how to count? "One" is not "three". How much is one? Watch your language. I'm telling you, my patience is running out.
◆ Lu: I don't understand! I don't understand!
◆ Promoter: It's not enough that you want me to give it to you for free.
◆ Lu: No, why did you send me? I know who you are. Don't you have to come in? Don't you have to sell toothbrushes? If I buy it, I will ask you how much it is!
◆ Promoter: We are thanking you. ......
Lu: Come on, let me ask you how much it is!
The salesman was in tears.
◆ Initiator: Big Brother, I was wrong. There is an 80-year-old mother in my hometown.
◆ Lu: Why are you crying! You came in to sell toothbrushes! I'll just ask you how much is one?
◆ Daxian: Forget it.
Lu: No, I can't leave until I make it clear today.
◆ Promoter: I was wrong.
◆ Lu: What's wrong? What did you do wrong?
Shop assistant: I'll give you all the toothbrushes. Let me go.
◆ Road: It's not so easy!
Salesman: I was wrong. I will never come again.
◆ Lu: Where are you wrong? You are right! I'll ask you how much a toothbrush costs! Toothbrush!
Daxian and sunspot dissuade the excited road. The shop assistant, with a sad face, went to the table and took out his toothbrush from his bag.
◆ Daxian: Lu, forget it!
◆ Lu: No!
◆ Daxian: Toothbrush! (to the salesman) Say you! Sit down!
Daxian pressed the road against the chair. The shop assistant also sat down.
◆ Daxian: Sunspot, deal.
[four people sit in a circle, sunspot licensing.
◆ sunspot: here, "toothbrush", your card.
The promoter later named it "toothbrush"
◆ Toothbrush: Big Brother!
◆ Daxian: Take it-take it!
◆ Toothbrush: Alas. What are you playing?
◆ Sunspot: Pull the mouse.
◆ Toothbrush: How big?
◆ Sunspot: How much money do you have?
◆ Toothbrush: I have no money, only a toothbrush.
◆ Daxian: A toothbrush is a toothbrush. Take the card!
The toothbrush gradually returned to normal, which was very coincidental and oily. And the more you fight, the more brave you are, and finally you win the road and others.
◆ Sunspot: Ah, yes. Were you just playing dumb?
◆ Toothbrush: Protect yourself, protect yourself!
◆ Daxian: Don't play, don't play, how can such a person come out?
◆ Toothbrush: Sorry, sorry!
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The script of rhinoceros in love
Scene 3 ※
[rhinoceros pavilion]
◆ Road: One and a half tons of forage, and the food intake is somewhat reduced. Stool five times, the color is black and yellow, normal. Go for a walk for four hours. Tula, are you unhappy again? You are always unhappy, like a poet. You are just a black rhinoceros, and you can't even get into the red book of endangered animals. I don't know what's going on in your big head. I don't get along well with white rhinoceros, and I don't like hippos. There is no cow pecking birds to help you eat worms. Didn't I bathe you every day? Besides, do you know that a cow is pecking at birds? At that time, you were too young to remember what the grassland was like. Would you be happier if I told you? The new rhinoceros pavilion is almost finished, and the garden has also allocated funds. They are going to buy another rhinoceros! Maybe it's a beautiful and sexy African female rhinoceros! And unlike Tana, the white rhinoceros, it is a real black rhinoceros!
1999 may 16, Tula, two tons of forage, one kilogram of apples, outdoor activities, go back to sleep at seven o'clock.
May 17, went out to work at eight o'clock and wore a lavender suit. Come back at six o'clock in the evening, looking very happy. I bought a lot of food. At seven o'clock, a man called (with his room key) and stayed up all night. May 18, there was noise early in the morning. The man left, and M chased him downstairs and cried again, the third time in a week. ......
On May 19, Tula had a little diarrhea after cleaning the barn with two tons of forage. Nicole, the white rhinoceros, is in estrus, while Tana, the female rhinoceros, is indifferent. ......
Scene 4 ※
At night, the roof terrace, the road and Mingming.
Mingming: I mean "love"! Where did that feeling come from? From the heart, liver, spleen, blood vessels, which viscera? Maybe the moon was very close to the earth that day, the sun was shining directly on the tropic of cancer, the moisture from the ocean brought by the monsoon lubricated your skin, and the low pressure formed by Mongolia made your heart beat faster. Or just your heartfelt desire, the commotion caused by menstrual cycle, the light bulb he just changed in his room, the smell of oranges he just ate on his fingers, and the beard he forgot to shave stung your face ... all these feelings that stung nerve endings are called love. ......
Road: Some rhinos live in dry and open grasslands, while others like to live in dense forests. They eat different foods, some like eating grass, some like eating leaves, and some eat both grass and leaves. The rhinoceros, whose name comes from Greek, is a tropical animal. There are five kinds of rhinoceros in the world: black rhinoceros, white rhinoceros, Sumatran rhinoceros, Indian rhinoceros and Java rhinoceros, which are basically extinct. For example, Tula is the kind who lives on the African grassland.
◆ Mingming: Who is Tula?
◆ Road: An African black rhinoceros.
◆ Mingming: Did you raise it?
Lu: Well, rhinos have poor eyesight and can't see clearly what people look like.
Mingming: Are you from the zoo?
Lu: Do you want to see Tula?
◆ Mingming: Going to the zoo? It's been a long time! It's strange that I've seen rhinos, but I've never seen anyone keep them! They say that people who are patient with animals must be patient with women. But why don't you take an ordinary job? For example, driving a taxi and being a repairman. Of course, not everyone can engage in art, like Chen Fei, but it's strange to keep rhinos.
◆ Lu: I have a professional title, which is approved by the Bureau of Landscape Architecture!
Mingming: I mean, it's hard for you to change jobs! What if you don't like this zoo or this rhinoceros? They say that in modern society, if you don't know English, computers and driving, you know nothing. Would you?
◆ Lu: Will you?
Mingming: I can type 1 10 in one minute, which is the fastest in our company. What about English? Everyday language is fine, so is driving.
◆ Lu: Will that person?
◆ Mingming: Who? You mean Chen Fei? He is an artist, guiding people's thoughts. Of course it's another matter. Too bad you're not. So, you're finished! (Peel off a piece of gum and put it in your mouth)
◆ Lu: I passed the pilot test after graduating from junior high school. I could have appeared in the illustrated in a leather jacket with goggles. Everything is qualified except the eyes. I should be a pilot. Rhinoceros should be an eagle. We shouldn't live by smell. There is no prey, no water, and no delicious aquatic plants ... but most animals live by smell. Zebras and elephants living in African grasslands find danger and look for prey through their sense of smell, but they are not the animals with the strongest sense of smell. As far as we know, some animals have a sense of smell one million times stronger than people. Vultures have big openings on both sides of their mouths and noses. They also eat by smell. There is a Scandinavian petrel that preys on sand eels, small fish and even jellyfish by its sense of smell. Snakes also use their sense of smell to find prey, and their tongues can flex to taste and track prey. Not to mention sharks. /kloc-people outside 0/00 meters can't smell it, but people nearby can smell something delicious. (pause) It's lemon.
Mingming: (chewing gum) What?
◆ Road: Lemon?
Mingming: Yes, it's lemon. Do you want it?
[Road shook his head.
Lu: When they first arrived at the zoo, they said they had never seen a keeper wearing glasses. Later, I stopped wearing them because rhinos are so big that they can see without glasses.
Mingming: Yesterday I said to Chen Fei, "They all say that I am too good for you, and you don't deserve it!" Guess what he said? You can't figure it out. He said, "This is good. I just don't deserve it If I have it, I won't show it to you. " Have you ever seen such a character? He said I was a schemer, was kind to him and wanted to possess him. Said I was the embodiment of the civil power system. Also, the moral attempt of the weak group to the strong group.
Road: Rabbits spend most of their time chasing as many females as possible, while jackals only fall in love once in their lives and spend their lives with their mothers.
◆ Mingming: What do you mean?
◆ Road: It is said in the zoology textbook.
Mingming: But I heard that jackals eat people! (opens his mouth and runs away)
Lu: That's human prejudice, jackal. .............................................................................................................................................................
The road picked up the chewing gum that was clearly thrown on the ground and put it in your mouth to chew.
◆ Road: The road tastes clear.
[Song of the Road-"Lemon";
I lay quietly in bed,
My daytime hangs in the closet,
I lay quietly in bed,
My night falls on the wall,
I lay quietly in bed,
Hiding my childhood under the bed,
I lay quietly in bed,
Keep warm in your seat.
The cup is filled with water and thoughts.
There is wind in the curtain, and there is a wish.
Step on my heart every step,
Let me become a leaf in the wind.
Pieces tremble in the air.
I will use all my patience and enthusiasm,
I want to spend my whole life,
Thinking of you, waiting for you, my love.
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The script of rhinoceros in love
Scene 5 ※
[Love Training]
Love coach: Yesterday we talked about how to distinguish the person you love from the popular beauty. Today, our lesson is talking, which is very important in love. A person's expressive ability has never been the most important one of people's basic survival ability as it is today. If you love someone very much and can only express one point, it is better to express ten points than to love someone one point. As we all know, writers and musicians are expressive people with beautiful voices and sincere feelings. In order to help you train, I have listed the classic books and tracks. Remember, there are three things that must be said. First, we must choose the emotions we want to talk about. If we can shuttle back and forth between several emotions to achieve unity, it is a relatively high realm. Second, we must believe in the truth of our conversation, so that our conversation will have the energy to influence others. Third, we should choose the right situation. Inappropriate occasions can make the best conversation stupid. (Playing music) Mozart's music can be regarded as a good inducer. Who wants to have a try now?
Classmate A: My love is lost, lost in the noisy street, lost in the hourglass of years, lost in the endless bookshelf, lost in the taxis coming and going, lost in the busy work of seeking success, lost in the faces of one man after another. I lost my love. ......
Classmate B: You, go to a nun!
Classmate C: I don't know what can't make me talk. I have never explained my unpredictable words and deeds, nor have you asked me. Your composure makes me feel ashamed. The only excuse is that I am too young.
◆ Classmate D: Since we were conscious, we knew that in this life, we may face the pain of losing our beloved at any time, whether it is death or the end of a relationship. I'm interested in how people resist this loss ... What's worth living in the world? Is there any answer that can make us forget that the world is just a piece of shit for a while?
Classmate E: I may not be as kind to you as others, but I will be kind to you longer than others.
Road: No parents, no friends, no home, no career, no one needs me. My life is zero, a blank. You can spend money to buy many women to sleep with you and many women you meet by chance, but you are still alone and no one will hug you tightly. Your body still has nothing to do with others. I think I will be one year old ... until one day I see you, and I feel that you are as lonely as me, and I suddenly feel that I have found something to do-I can make you happy. She is a person who deserves you to do something for her. ......
Scene 6 ※
[Mingming's home. Mingming cried, kept wiping his tears and blowing his nose. The road sits quietly beside it. Obviously ignored him, but he cried.
Mingming: I still have to obey her. I really don't know what I can't do for him! This damn man! If only I didn't love him. Love in my eyes is like the mark of a slave on my forehead. Wherever he goes, I will follow him! Can you imagine? As long as I follow him, I will be satisfied. This is crazy. How can I not love him? Hmm? (Lu wants to talk, but obviously ignores him) I can't stand this anymore! But what's the point of living if I don't love him? I've never seen anyone like him. How many times have I made up my mind, but when I saw him, it was all over. ...
(crying)
[neither walking on the road nor persuading. I stood up, wiped my tears and looked up at the road.
Mingming: What are you doing here?
Lu: Are you better?
◆ Mingming: What's wrong with me? Flowers again? No? Perfume? Chocolate? Nothing. Then what are you doing here?
◆ Road: ... I have to go. ......
◆ Mingming: Self-esteem can't stand it? Want to go? But you don't want to go, and you are hesitating, which means that you haven't thought clearly about your position.
[The road turns to go.
◆ Mingming: Ha, give up so easily!
Lu: If it makes you happy, I have no problem.
Mingming: I have nothing to be happy about, and I have no pleasure in being bad to others. I'm sorry, I'm getting more and more sharp and my temper is getting worse. Don't be angry with me.
Lu: I'm not angry, I just want to cheer you up!
◆ Mingming: Happy? Maybe I will be happy tomorrow, maybe I will be happy if the sun doesn't rise tomorrow? Maybe I'll be happy if the earth only revolves and doesn't rotate? Maybe not.
◆ Lu: Stop tossing yourself!
◆ Mingming: I didn't. (crying again) I just can't live without him! I am hinting at him every day now that he can't live without me and he loves me. Like a witch, I secretly cut off a lock of his hair and burned it with his photo. I don't know if it will help.
◆ Mingming: What's good about him? I also want to know.
◆ Road: Leave him.
◆ Mingming: Impossible!
◆ Lu: Try again.
◆ Mingming: Impossible!
◆ Lu: Leave him alone.
◆ Mingming: I can't do it.
Lu: Leave him alone unless you are a masochist!
◆ Mingming: Don't yell at me.
Lu: Listen to me and leave him alone! This is not good for you.
Mingming: I don't, I don't listen to you, I want to talk to him. As long as he can make me love him, as long as he doesn't leave me, as long as I can bear it, he can torture me as much as he wants. He can cheat me, belittle me, insult me, throw me in the air, make me grovel and land on all fours, as long as he can make me love him. Why are you looking at me? Is your love weak in front of me? It's not worth mentioning. It left, right? What do you think love is? Flowers before and after, sweet and sweet, vows of eternal love? If you don't have the courage, find a woman to accompany you, but don't say "love". Hush ......
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The script of rhinoceros in love
Scene 7 ※
◆ Toothbrush: Pay! I bought each of you a big clock lottery ticket at 100 yuan. No matter who wins the prize, I don't want more. I want half.
◆ Sunspot: I will have a conscience if I give you 100%. I guess I still can't bear it.
◆ Toothbrush: One hundred percent of five million is only fifty thousand!
◆ Daxian: You just ran away. Which of your two dog legs is worth 25 thousand?
◆ Toothbrush: Road, pay!
Lu: I didn't ask you to buy it.
◆ Toothbrush: collective action!
Lu: I don't want it. It's against my principle of being a man.
◆ Toothbrush: Do you still have the principle of being a man?
Lu: Of course, who is like you, how come.
◆ Toothbrush: This is my principle.
Lu: I don't want it anyway. I'm not born lucky, and I don't want to put money in some lucky little bastard's pocket.
◆ Toothbrush: How do you know that you are not the lucky little bastard?
◆ Lu: Just me? Me? What do I look like? Look at yourself, too Are those nose mirrors pleasing to the eye?
◆ Sunspot: The road is right, give me my money back!
◆ Toothbrush: No!
◆ Daxian: You don't have this luck alone, and none of us have it? We agreed that no matter who got it, they would give it to everyone, did you hear? Lou, pay!
The road reluctantly handed a hundred dollars to the toothbrush.
◆ Daxian: Take your lottery ticket! Have you been chewing gum in your mouth for weeks? Why haven't I seen you eat new ones? As for being so poor? If I get the money, everyone can do whatever they want! Come on, what do you want to do?
◆ Sunspots: Eat.
◆ Daxian: What else?
◆ Sunspots: Have a rest before eating.
◆ Toothbrush: I want to fire Xiaoping and find another one!
Daxian: That girl will follow you like a fly staring at bad meat.
Lu: (looking at the lottery ticket in his hand) Buy Tula an African female rhinoceros and leave here.
◆ Daxian: Where are you going? Where are you going?
◆ Lu: I don't know.
◆ Daxian: I don't think you have anywhere to go either.
◆ Sunspot: Is Xiaoping pregnant?
◆ toothbrush: nonsense.
◆ Sunspot: I saw her throw up in the restaurant that day.
◆ Toothbrush: That must be when you are sitting opposite her at dinner-I feel sick when I see you.
◆ Sunspot: What's wrong with me?
◆ Toothbrush: It is impossible to get pregnant. I haven't learned to ejaculate in vivo for more than 20 years.
◆ Lu: Why?
◆ Toothbrush: I was afraid of getting into trouble at first, but later I became a habit. I can't change it. I always feel flustered inside, but I have to be happy outside.
◆ Daxian: Sooner or later, mankind will perish in your hands. God designed this set of gymnastics for you? Give you some sweetness to continue your offspring. The greater the sweetness, the more offspring there will be. Now everyone just wants to play, not contribute.
◆ Sunspot: Ma Lu, what about the book "One Hundred Skills of Courtship-Love Training Textbook"?
Toothbrush: Let me see. "Give her some songs on the radio." "Send her flowers on Valentine's Day, birthday or ordinary days." This is too vulgar. Lu, what are you looking at this for? If you want to know, just ask me.
◆ Daxian: Let me see.