Guo Degang’s lines for being both civil and military

Civil and Military Perfection

A: There are a lot of people. I will write a subtitle for each of you later. There are many people asking for words today.

B: May I ask for your words?

A: You don’t know?

B: What do you know?

A: You don’t know me?

B: I don’t know.

A: Don’t you read the newspaper?

B: Are you in the newspaper?

A: Yeah!?

B: What kind of interjection is this?

A: I am very disappointed in you. Bought, wall calendars, etc., monthly cards.

B: Can you please put the calendar and month card on it?

A: You have to get used to it, comrade. If you don't get used to it, you will fall behind.

B: Ah. I really haven't seen it.

A: I am professional in writing this.

B: What to write?

A: Write everything.

B: Do you write calligraphy?

A: Write them all.

B: A writing brush?

A: I have them all, writing brushes, pens, and pencils.

B: Can you write with pencil?

A: A great writer.

B: Which writer writes in pencil?

A: I am a Wenhao.

B: You?

A: Smell me.

B: Huh? .

A: Howl after hearing this.

B: Such a literary giant!

A: What knowledge do I have? I have been studying for so many years and going to university.

B: Which university do you go to?

A: Where do you care? ! You have bad intentions! You have bad intentions!

B: What’s so malicious about this?

A: Why should I tell you? Do you care?

B: I care about you! Which school are you from?

A: I am from Tsinghua University.

B: From Huaqing Pool? From the bathhouse?

A: Look at his long face! hateful! You said it was at the West Bridge.

B: Aren’t you there?

A: We are opposite the Postal Bookstore.

B: Same! That place.

A: Where?

B: Huaqing Pool!

A: Bah. Behind, behind Huaqing Pool. Behind the pool.

B: Burn the boiler? (Angrily) Do you need hot water?

A: Behind the boiler.

B: Pour the dirt?

A: You look down on people! We have been going to school since childhood, and after so many years, we went to Conghua University.

B: Wait, what did you just say? Onion University? Isn’t it Tsinghua University?

A: Ah, yes! Green onion, green onion, green onion university! Do you care? Why do you ask this?

B: Remember, Tsinghua University will be such a fool in the future!

A: (loudly) Tsinghua University! Is it right?

B: Yes.

A: Tsinghua University, we are college students there!

B: Ah.

A: Music, chess, calligraphy and painting, chisel, axe, saw.

B: Chisel, axe, saw?

A: Do you want to study? There are all courses in the university.