Civil and Military Perfection
A: There are a lot of people. I will write a subtitle for each of you later. There are many people asking for words today.
B: May I ask for your words?
A: You don’t know?
B: What do you know?
A: You don’t know me?
B: I don’t know.
A: Don’t you read the newspaper?
B: Are you in the newspaper?
A: Yeah!?
B: What kind of interjection is this?
A: I am very disappointed in you. Bought, wall calendars, etc., monthly cards.
B: Can you please put the calendar and month card on it?
A: You have to get used to it, comrade. If you don't get used to it, you will fall behind.
B: Ah. I really haven't seen it.
A: I am professional in writing this.
B: What to write?
A: Write everything.
B: Do you write calligraphy?
A: Write them all.
B: A writing brush?
A: I have them all, writing brushes, pens, and pencils.
B: Can you write with pencil?
A: A great writer.
B: Which writer writes in pencil?
A: I am a Wenhao.
B: You?
A: Smell me.
B: Huh? .
A: Howl after hearing this.
B: Such a literary giant!
A: What knowledge do I have? I have been studying for so many years and going to university.
B: Which university do you go to?
A: Where do you care? ! You have bad intentions! You have bad intentions!
B: What’s so malicious about this?
A: Why should I tell you? Do you care?
B: I care about you! Which school are you from?
A: I am from Tsinghua University.
B: From Huaqing Pool? From the bathhouse?
A: Look at his long face! hateful! You said it was at the West Bridge.
B: Aren’t you there?
A: We are opposite the Postal Bookstore.
B: Same! That place.
A: Where?
B: Huaqing Pool!
A: Bah. Behind, behind Huaqing Pool. Behind the pool.
B: Burn the boiler? (Angrily) Do you need hot water?
A: Behind the boiler.
B: Pour the dirt?
A: You look down on people! We have been going to school since childhood, and after so many years, we went to Conghua University.
B: Wait, what did you just say? Onion University? Isn’t it Tsinghua University?
A: Ah, yes! Green onion, green onion, green onion university! Do you care? Why do you ask this?
B: Remember, Tsinghua University will be such a fool in the future!
A: (loudly) Tsinghua University! Is it right?
B: Yes.
A: Tsinghua University, we are college students there!
B: Ah.
A: Music, chess, calligraphy and painting, chisel, axe, saw.
B: Chisel, axe, saw?
A: Do you want to study? There are all courses in the university.