Wilderness versus plain.
Mountains and rivers affect vegetation,
Blue sea versus mulberry field.
The mountains and rivers are gurgling.
The stream faces the mountain stream.
Where the spring tide scenery is good,
Whose autumn night is full of moonlight?
Part one: watch plum blossoms sweep the snow.
Bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing.
A harmonious family lasts forever, and a happy marriage is of great significance.
Happy new year, happy new year, happy smile, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year.
Celebrating the National Day coincides with the rice harvest day;
Welcome the festive season, just like autumn.
Image above: The snow is beautiful.
Next article: the years between flowers are new.
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Image above: The snow is beautiful.
Next article: the years between flowers are new.
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Wang Xizhi's wonderful Spring Festival couplets
One year, Wang Xizhi moved from his hometown in Shandong to Shaoxing, Zhejiang. At this time, it was the end of the year, and Wang Xizhi wrote a pair of Spring Festival couplets for his family and posted them on both sides of the gate. Couplets are:
Spring breeze, spring rain and spring scenery
New Year, New Year and New Scenery
Unexpectedly, because Wang Xizhi's calligraphy was the best in the world, he was highly respected by people at that time. As soon as this couplet was posted, it was uncovered at night. After the family told Wang Xizhi, Wang Xizhi didn't get angry, so he started writing and asked his family to post it again. This salary is written like this:
Ti Ying northbound
Southern suburbs of Yu Yan
Who knows, at dawn, it was uncovered again. But this day is New Year's Eve, and the next day is New Year's Day. Seeing that Spring Festival couplets are hung in front of every household in the neighborhood, but there is no one in front of my house, Mrs. Wang is anxious to urge her husband to find a way.
Wang Xizhi thought about it, smiled and wrote a pair of pen words. After writing, he asked his family to cut out a pair of couplets and put the first half on the door:
Felicity never paired off.
When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
Sure enough, someone stole it at night. But when I look at it in the moonlight, I can see that this couplet is too unlucky. Although Wang Xizhi's handwriting is good, you can't take down this couplet full of dangerous predictions and hang it up. The thief had to sigh and slip away in the dark.
It was just dawn on the first day of the first month of the first month, and Wang Xizhi personally went out yesterday to post a half-cut. At this time, many people are watching. When you look at it, the couplet becomes:
Happiness has not doubled until now.
It never rains but it pours.
When they saw it, they cheered in unison and applauded.
Ji Yun studied in a private school when he was a child. He was brilliant and unforgettable. Known as a prodigy. His teacher Shi Xian.
I like it very much. Because he has no pressure of homework, he takes time out to feed the birds at home. Remove a brick hole from the brick wall and put it in the house.
The birds were bricked up. Mr. Shi blamed him for his inaction, so he threw the domestic bird to death and put it in the hole, then blocked it, and again
A game book:
The fine-feathered bird died behind the brick.
Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast
There are six or seven boys, but you are very cunning.
The satrap is two thousand stones, and the public is the only one ... "The last sentence was delayed.
The satrap asked, "Why didn't you say the last sentence?" Xiaolan smiled and said, "If the prefect returns the ball to me, it will be a dugong.
Lian, if you don't give me the ball back, it's selfish greed. "
Eight-year-old, are you ambitious?
Unexpectedly, Xiaolan immediately returned the following couplets:
After three years, I have no ambition to serve my country.
Hearing this, the examiner wanted to give him another couplet, because he saw two generals painted on the door, which was a couplet cloud:
The general leaned against the door, and his feet never touched the ground.
Xiao LAN replied:
North Korea's prime minister covers the sky with one hand.
The examiner saw a seven-story pagoda in the temple opposite the examination room, and added:
The pagoda has six or seven floors, surrounded by things, north and south.
Xiao LAN replied:
December in Shu Xian is the spring, summer, autumn and winter of the year.
So the examiner had to admire Xiaolan's talent, and the reputation of "prodigy" spread like wildfire.
This talented person, who is well-known in the village, entered Beijing with his father at the age of twelve, returned to his hometown at the age of seventeen, and was admitted to a scholar at the age of twenty-one.
Later, when I was studying in an academy outside Fucheng, I went for a spring outing. I broke off a peach blossom in my hand, sniffed it while walking, and met it unexpectedly.
The former examiner has been promoted to sheriff and is visiting incognito. Xiaolan is in a hurry, but she will have a peach in her hand.
The flowers are hidden in the sleeves, and they are urgent gifts. The magistrate said that there are couplets:
Spring is hidden in the sleeve of a white-faced scholar.
Xiao LAN calmly replied:
Huang Tang is a satrap with keen eyes.
So clever, the magistrate's adult was amazed and admired.
I miss my wife, my son and my parents.
Thank you only in words, dates, places and kings.
This woman is not a person.
Nine days, the fairy came down to earth.
Have a son as a thief.
Steal a flat peach for your mother.
Dongyue Temple, performing the West Chamber, transferring the southern accent to the north.
Chunhefang, selling summer cloth, harvesting in autumn and storing in winter.
Set sail from the ancient temple tomorrow.
Two trees make a forest, no forest. It is forbidden to say: the axe will enter the forest in time.
Chimes and drums sound comfortable.
Looking for mountains and water, everything is empty.
A straight line
Two open doors
As long as you go straight to Xitian Road,
Two open doors.
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Only real heroes can come here.
You are all poor children, what else do you want?
I envy your lofty sentiments, and you can be a beauty like this.
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Haitang!
Yam!
Tender begonia!
Old yam!
Tender begonia with leaves!
Even hairy old yam!
A tender begonia with leaves!
Half even hairy old yam!
Obliquely insert a tender begonia with leaves!
Half-hung old yam!
A begonia with tender leaves is obliquely inserted at the edge!
Ji Xiaolan smiled and said:
There is half a hairy old yam hanging on the waist!
Not to be outdone, he switched to a teasing tone and added three words:
I love you to insert a tender begonia obliquely!
You're afraid I'll hang half a hairy old yam around my waist!
Song repair group Tong Yuan Wang Yue
Gui Xiang is quiet and good at playing the piano.
It's about going up and down, being flat and steady.
This morning, my disciples put forward an idea.
Last night, Jenny's feet faced the sky.
Xiaolan knows her mistake, but it's hard to change after a long habit, and then she can't control it. He heard new symptoms just now.
Yuan stayed in Furong Temple and immediately thought of such a couplet:
Liu Yushu stayed at Furong Temple.
Pan Jinlian made a scene on the grape trellis.
Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you read books in the Spring and Autumn Period?
The old manager who was born in the south came to the north. Is that thing still there?
Keywords ternary solution, meeting, shape,
Ji Xiaolan freely to himself:
The four seasons are summer, winter and autumn.
One nest, two nests, three or four nests.
Five nests, six nests, seven nests and eight nests.
Eat up the royal unlimited millet
Phoenix has fewer birds and more birds.
The crowd begged for boredom and left disappointed.
The fire is in the Ministry of Water Resources and the building is in the Ministry of Jin.
What is Zhongshujun, a northerner or a southerner?
Full of energy,
Old face;
Black and white beard,
Turtles and cranes are auspicious.
When the Zen master saw it, he got a treasure. Then I asked Xiaolan to send him a new Zen book. Xiaolan is taking advantage.
Xing Zhen pen disease book a cloud:
Phoenix swims and birds fly away.
When the horse walks along the reeds, the grass will not grow.
Living a woman's body, rather than a man's beard, can make all ages know as a scholar.
Originated from the true Buddha, this is colorless, but Guanyin is mysterious.
A crane flies in the sky of Wan Li, and cinnabar is covered with snow.
Just because I came back late from foraging, I mistakenly entered Mo Chi, the storage place of Xihe River.
Yunnan people have mountains, waters and talents.
I say northland sage every day.
There are mountains here, and there are bamboos in Maolin.
Xiao LAN answer to yue:
If Zhou Zhi's red knife is a big training, what will heaven do?
Doubt, the supervisor is made of gold and hung on the pavilion.
Ji Xiaolan saw that it was useless to deny it, so he simply told it and told him how to inform his in-laws.
Let me say it again.
Qianlong nodded frequently while listening.
At this time, Xiaolan automatically took off her top hat and knelt down to play: "The emperor is strict with himself, which is in line with God's will; I am a private official.
Love, or follow the bad habits of human relations. "
Xiaolan said these two words appropriately, and Qianlong smiled on his face after listening. So I publicly approved some.
Small print: light guard Urumqi.
Ji Xiaolan was exiled to Xinjiang for three years. In June of the thirty-sixth year of Qianlong, Ji Xiaolan was recalled to Beijing for local repair.
Ji Xiaolan's family was mistaken by quacks several times and almost killed him. Therefore, he pays attention to those doctors with poor medical skills.
The family is very angry. Once, a quack asked him to write a plaque. He wrote the word "ladies' hall", which was actually ironic.
Doctor, you know, everyone else is alienated.
Someone asked him what to do if he asked you to write couplets again. Ji Xiaolan said, then I will send him a set of sentences:
Anonymous rich man abandons
Too many patients are sparse.
Here, he slightly revised the poem of Meng Haoran, a poet in the Tang Dynasty: "I was exiled by a wise ruler for making mistakes, and I was ill for so long that I couldn't see my friends."
Dynamic, in which the word "talent" borrowed the word "wealth", and only changed the position of the original poem became irony.
A wonderful combination of stabbing people and quacks.
Ji Xiaolan added: "If one couplet is not enough, I will collect another couplet of Tang poetry." Li Anyun:
The new ghost makes the old ghost cry.
His life is uncertain.
Fifty-five years old, bachelor of Jin cabinet, prime minister of Chinese department, not waiting for Lang. Wang Shangshu is in the living room.
Give a banquet to celebrate the promotion of Ji Xiaolan and Chen Yushi. Three people are best friends, often playing together and doing nothing.
Take care. While they were drinking, they saw a domestic dog wandering outside the hall for food. Chen Yushi had a brainwave. Pretend to ask questions
Lan: "Do you think that is a wolf (waiting for lang) or a dog?"
When Xiaolan heard this, she knew that it was Shi Yu who scolded him and casually replied, "It's a dog."
Wang Shangshu interrupted and asked, "How do you know it's a dog?"
Xiaolan slowly explained: "There are two differences between dogs and wolves. One is to watch its tail droop up and down. "
For wolves, Shangshu is a dog! "
When this was said, he gave up his seat and burst into laughter. Wang Shangshu blushed and was speechless. Chen Yushi drinks with a smile.
All the wine that entered your mouth came out. Pointing to Shangshu, he said, "You picked a bargain, and I asked yes."
Wolf (assistant minister) is a dog? But the vertical (Shang Shu) on the tail is a dog. Ha ha ha ... "Said and laughed.
Stop.
"I'm not finished yet?" Ji Xiaolan waited for everyone's laughter to rest before continuing: "The second is to look."
What did he eat? Wolves don't eat meat, dogs eat meat and shit! "
Xiaolan's words made the laughter that had just fallen suddenly break out again. Chen Yushi blushed this time.
Yes I didn't expect him to be complacent just now, laughing at Wang Shangshu being scolded, then scolding himself on the head, and also
Be tongue-tied, there is no room for talking back.
Such a wonderful homophonic word, Xiao Lan often blurts out, as if without thinking at all, which makes people have to
Admire his intelligence.
It is better to edit Peng He with the Hanlin Academy, and often fight the Rightists. Because Ji Xiaolan walks very fast every time he goes to court.
None of his colleagues can catch up with him. Peng said to his colleagues:
Xiaolan is really a psychic.
In front of Ji Xiaolan heard, immediately turn head to all the way:
Mei Yun is just a master scholar.
Everyone says absolutely. It's Peng's number "Shen Xing Pacific Insurance" and "Master" are respectively.
The nicknames of Dai Zong and Xiao Rang in Water Margin are correct, neat and appropriate.
One year during the Spring Festival, Ouchi built a temporary stage in Yuanmingyuan, and the Minister of the Interior invited Gan Long.
Awarded to husband and wife. Ganlong was very happy and immediately wrote a long couplet:
Yao Shunsheng, Tang Wujing, five tyrants and seven heroes are ugly at the end of their ears, and the rest are all entrepreneurs, mostly waving flags and shouting handmaiden.
Four books are cited, six books are white, and a hundred schools of thought are discussed. He was talking outside, begging along the street, but he made a lotus flower.
The tone of this couplet is bold, broad and extraordinary. After Qianlong finished writing, he told the home secretary that another couplet was leaving.
Let Ji Yun write it.
Ji Xiaolan wrote this pair of couplets in this order:
If you look carefully, you will learn ancient costumes and persuade all beings to be stupid.
Showing off the eyes and ears of the world with blessings, kindness and E Lai, and being diligent in performing, is really a bodhisattva's heart.
This couplet is beautiful, profound and unique. Before and after the two couplet, each has its own merits.
In the seventh year of Jiaqing, Qianlong celebrated his eightieth birthday, so he went to Jehol to avoid his birthday, visited the birthplace of Mulan paddock and stayed there.
Go to the palace in Wansongling. Peng Wei, an accompanying veteran, wrote an impromptu inscription. Peng saw the scene before him and remembered his birthday.
A line of words seems to read:
Eighty kings, eighteen men everywhere, live by the roadside.
The son of heaven, nine festivals a year, is called Shang.
Five days, 50-50 places. Five generations live under one roof, and * * * raises one person to celebrate.
Eight thousand in spring, eight thousand in autumn, and long live the world in all directions in August.
Eight thousand is spring, eight thousand is autumn, and in all directions, August is the holy spring for eighty days.
Five numbers are combined with the sky, five numbers are combined with the ground, five generations live under one roof, and they worship for fifty-five years.
At the same time, he wrote another couplet:
Dragonfly is 55 years old, celebrating one person's five numbers to close the sky, five numbers to close the ground, five grains to ascend to heaven, five clouds to present, and five things to repair.
Five Blessingg, with five generations living under one roof, has five pagodas, and five spots are rotten.
He Mo's 80th birthday comes in August. I wish you eight thousand years of life, eight thousand years, eight treasures in, eight treasures in, eight sides in.
Eight winds and harmony, from all directions from Conghua, singing and dancing in the Eight Luan team, the Eight Immortals will be surrounded by uniforms.
The grandeur of this couplet and the novelty of its ideas really make it neat.
After the age of 60, Ji Xiaolan moved to the empire three times, joined does three times, and was in charge of military orders twice. Gradually fall in love in old age
Chess, so named "Guan Yi Taoist". Host Yunhe with Chikurinji, and keep the relationship of chess friends. I went to visit one afternoon.
Cloud, cloud to go out, and so on to the mansion, and to the cloud and your temple, two people's answer is a couplet:
Monks such as the bamboo temple return, and they worship the four-dimensional arhat.
There are two peaks, big and small, at the Moon Gate.
The "bamboo temple" in the first part of the couplet is equal, the "hand" is worship, and the "four dimensions" are combined into one.
"Luo" (the traditional Chinese character of "Luo" is "Luo") is integrated with "Moon Gate" and "Two Mountains".
For "out" and "size" upside down, it is "sharp", which is wonderful.
Xiaolan played chess with monk Yun until late at night. Little novice monk came to report,
At night, when the temple gate was closed, Ji Xiaolan rolled a dice with the word "Guan" written on it.
A talented man is closed at the door.
Cloud freely answer:
I don't know. Every day next to the temple.
It shows that Yun Heshang is also a monk who has read many poems.
Ji Xiaolan is not only good at guessing correctly, but also likes to play riddles, which makes it difficult for others to guess correctly in the form of couplets, which is quite interesting.
Taste. One year, during the Lantern Festival, the emperor and his ministers took pleasure in solve riddles on the lanterns as a cultural center. Ji Xiaolan saw their clumsiness.
The appearance, the in the mind secretly laugh. So, he had a plan to play a trick on them, and he wrote one.
There is a riddle engraved on the palace lantern:
Black is not, white is not, red and yellow are not, like foxes, wolves, cats and dogs, neither domestic animals nor wild animals.
There are poems, words and Analects of Confucius, and they are vague about the east, west, north and south. Although it is a short article, it is also a wonderful article.
The emperor and Xuanlong Wu Wen guessed left and right, but they didn't know how many days they had been talking. It turned out to be "guess" two.
Words.
The first part says that black and white and red Huang Dou are not "green", similar to foxes, wolves, cats and dogs, beside "dogs".
But to "guess". Of course, non-livestock beasts. The second part says that there are poems and Analects of Confucius, which should be next to "words" and things.
The north and south are blurred, which naturally becomes a mystery, and words and puzzles are combined into a "mystery". Although the riddle is short, it is very interesting and wonderful.
Words. This couplet riddle is really unique and unexpected, and the answer is a "guess" word, which is even more
It looks brilliant and mysterious.
Ji Xiaolan is famous for his wonderful couplets, and he is called "the master of couplets". He once boasted: "There is nothing wrong with the end of the world."
That's right. "Who wants to, turns out to be his wife Markov stumped him.
The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise
The wind sends fragrance, but the flowers worry Mei Lanfang.
Zhang Yushu skillfully interpreted the mute.
It is said that in the Qing Dynasty, Zhang Yushu often praised his hometown Jiang as a famous historical city with beautiful scenery and numerous literati. On one occasion, several colleagues of Zhang accompanied him to visit Zhenjiang. Accompanied by local officials, they visited the famous Jinshan Temple. A civil servant wanted to try the literary talent of Zhenjiang people. He pointed to a pagoda next to the temple and shouted, "One tower is seven stories high, extending in all directions", and talked to the people accompanying him. Local officials in Zhenjiang searched the poor and failed to match. At this time, Zhang Yushu "has a special taste of generals in his heart."
After visiting Jinshan Temple, North Korean officials left by boat, and local officials stood on the river bank and waved goodbye. Zhang Yushu was overjoyed. He clapped his hands and said to his colleagues, you see, all the people who saw me off spoke the next sentence in unison, and said loudly, "Anything can happen with one hand and one finger." He also explained that this is a pair of dumb people in Zhenjiang. Colleagues all burst into laughter after hearing this.