The following are all routine jokes that trick people when chatting. qq WeChat social software likes chatting in cheat people. Don't miss these routines, which will definitely increase your skill. Go and have a look at them quickly. First, the routine of the whole person when chatting
1. "July will not be good for you, and August will not be good for you."
"Give you a dirty look ..."
"Only I am good to you."
2. "The famous flower is taken."
"huh?"
"I've come to loosen the soil."
3. "I like you for more than two minutes."
"it can't be withdrawn."
4. "It is said that men are the most handsome when they are serious."
"You look serious, like a plastic film on an overpass."
5. "May all our regrets in the first half of the year."
"It's all the foreshadowing of surprises in the second half of the year."
6. "Go your own way."
"Let someone else take a taxi."
7. "My love for you."
"Until the end of the news broadcast."
8. "The most tacit thing we do is."
"I don't contact you, and you don't contact me."
9. "You were in my heart when you were thin."
"then what?"
"I got fat and got stuck in it."
1. "I have fixed the wedding date."
"Now we just need to decide on the bride."
2. qq Chat cheat people Routine
1. Do you like me?
Don't like it/why
It doesn't matter, I don't like you either
2. Pigs are pigs and cows are cows. What changed you?
people change
no, you were born to your mother.
3. I have 1 ways to make you forget who you are.
what, are you out of your mind?
look, you forgot you were a pig again.
4. Life is like a dream, and I always lose sleep; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I always go off.
everyone says I am obedient, but I only listen to myself.
6. The so-called right and wrong is only based on one's point of view. In fact, there is no right or wrong in this world.
7. The chassis of Toyota cars, developers' real estate, the stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk are the four major hazards in the new era.
8. Friendship is like a vase, and it will be broken as soon as it is pounded.
9. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the world.
1. I can't wait for you for a year and two months, and I can't wait for you to reach the age of
I can only wait for you all my life. 11. When I want to say something most, it is often my most silent time.
12. I put all my memories together into a movie, only to find that it is a tragedy.
13. Fate despises those who give in to it.
14. When I was in The Pursuit of Happyness, I hesitated to turn left or right.
15. The furthest distance in the world is that when we go out together, you buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.