1. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should pay attention to it!
2. You said that you were either fooling around all day or making a fuss.
3. I'm really surprised at your shameless.
4. When you look at me, can you stand higher? My neck will be sore if I always look down on you.
5. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, and it may make your arrogance explode.
6. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
7. In the past, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but never put them back on me.
8. He looks innocent, and he looks sorry for the people and the party.
9. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.
1. You don't listen to what you said, you don't do it after listening, you make a mistake after doing it, and you refuse to accept the mistake. Then why should I talk? !
11. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will hurt without me.
12. A mother without a father was born to spoil our outlook on life and world view!
13. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying that "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!
14. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you!
15. Your toilet cleaner and Fu Yanjie are the same usage. 16. When there is a legend in the rivers and lakes, it is sorry for the audience if it doesn't make a fuss.
17. The tip of the head is as white as silver, and there is not a cent on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and not people!
18. You are willing to be used as toilet paper for others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard and scratches your ass.
19. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
2. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.
21. Zhong Wuyan has something to do, but Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.
22. At the moment, I'm thinking a lot, but I'm feeling a lot. -
23. People say that I married you with flowers in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog dung.
24. Why do you cover your face with your ass?
25. put yourself in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
26. I believe it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain.
27. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.
28. I want your mother to shove you back and have a new life. You can't do this until your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. You were caught by your mother when you were born.
29. You graduated from a school with mental retardation, got full marks in every exam, and won the highest scholarship every year.
3. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster. Reply to the satirical sentence in the circle of friends (3 sentences)
Reply to the satirical sentence in the circle of friends
1. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, which is just like the feeling when I have a nightmare.
2. It's a shame to be embarrassed by the adulterer.
3. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, and it may make your arrogance explode.
4. When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.
5. You can see why there is famine in Africa.
6. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish or not, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring personal characters", and she agreed that whales are not fish.
7. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Every day, a man who is trapped by love will despise him even a woman.
8. The one with wings doesn't have to be an angel, he may be a birdman.
9. Uncle, you look great, just like a wooden stick.
1. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you dung when you were young, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!
11. which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
12. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under the rogue than bear that you are on cloud nine under the man!
13. A rose lasts for a long time, and a rose lasts for a long time. Just a rose is relatively luxurious for a long time.
14. I don't know whether I went to college or college fucked me.
15. Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles. 16. I really don't know what these stars in China think. If they don't have any works, they can go to major film festivals every day to rub the red carpet. One by one, the old ladies who are in their forties are milking their breasts. Is this beautiful? And french kiss who kneels on the red carpet, do you think that's your bedroom? It's a disgrace to China people to go abroad.
17. how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
18. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I'm guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just nausea.
19. Who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something.
2. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will hurt without me.
21. Children take toys as companions, while adults treat their companions as toys.
22. I always think that as long as something is put at the hearing, it is basically settled-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.
23. Are those two bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!
24. On a whim, I took your photo and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!
25. Every woman who can do anything is hung with a lady's sign.
26. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?
27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
28. He looks innocent. He looks sorry for the people and the party.
29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Zhang Yuan, hold down "ctrl-c" and then keep "CTRL-V".
3. How a man dies: Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-dying beautifully. Sentences about satirists are suitable for making friends (a collection of 3 sentences)
Sentences about satirists are suitable for making friends.
1. A big woman can't be without power for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day!
2. Take medicine if you are sick. If you don't know what medicine to take, go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something suitable for you.
3. clap your head for decision-making, clap your chest for assurance, and pat your ass and leave.
4. A person's death is a tragedy.
5. I think you are a professional weaver and specialize in catching penguins.
6. Your skull is full of Baba, so everything you think is as directionless as a fly.
7. God will regret that he didn't add a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions.
8. Don't be afraid when you see a shadow in front of you, because there is sunshine behind you.
9. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others, don't care about things.
1. When life viciously turns everything into black humor, I follow the current and turn myself into a hooligan with higher education.
11. You don't listen to what you said, you don't do it after listening, you make a mistake after doing it, and you refuse to accept the mistake. Then why should I talk? !
12. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
13. Don't wash it, but for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.
14. I'm not a fortune teller on Tianqiao, so I can't tell you what you like to hear.
15. Who are you making that face with? I owe you a loan due or something. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.
17. All projects built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.
18. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
19. People invented clothes to hide their shame, and then took off their clothes because of fashion. -The relationship between politeness and clothes.
2. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
21. Why do you cover your face with your ass?
22. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. It's my poor education. I'm sorry for everyone!
23. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, it will be a shame for the audience if it doesn't make a fuss.
24. I want your mother to shove you back and have a new life. You can't do this until your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. You were caught by your mother when you were born.
25. I knew at a glance that you were born because of your mother's dependence on aliens for too long.
26. How can you lose weight if you are not full?
27. Flower world, flower heart, flower man deceives people; Change your mind when you reach your goal, and pity the hearts of daughters all over the world; For men to break their hearts, men are all flowers;
28. In the past, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end, she only dismantled my parts, but never put them back on me.
29. Do you have such a big face to hide the sun or something?
3. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me. Euphemism satire can pretend to be a circle of friends
Euphemism satire can pretend to be a circle of friends
1. Why do you cover your face with your ass!
2. even believe in advertisements, you must be stupid to study!
3. Children take toys as companions, while adults treat their partners as toys.
4. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
5. Don't pretend with me that you live a wonderful and happy life, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
6. You are not a VIP, or even an IP. You are just a P ..
7. it's a shame to be embarrassed by the adulterer.
8. Marriage is the grave of love-without a house, you can't even get into the grave!
9. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
1. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
11. Four major sorrows in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; When you meet an old friend in another country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominated for the gold medal, dream.
12. arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish or not, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring personal characters", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.
13. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have nightmares.
14. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a man says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man is rich, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees!
15. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-he killed all the students in the end. Euphemism satirizes the circle of friends that people can install. 16. You are just a remainder in the division formula, and even the perfect accessory can't compare with the original, not to mention that your accessory is only a defective product.
17. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.
18. How can you set off the beauty of the world without your existence
19. You are so creative and brave to live!
2. If I lose this life, then I don't want an afterlife.
21. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.
22. hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than vertical development!
23. In the past, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end, she only dismantled my parts, but never put them back on me.
24. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is just a statistic.
25. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Zhang Yuan, hold down "ctrl-c" and then keep "CTRL-V".
26. the way a man dies: seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-beautiful death.
27. People like you can only live for two episodes in a series.
28. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.
29. A big woman can't be without power for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day!
3. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan has been completed. Why didn't your mother detect you as a bitch when she was pregnant with you?